The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 3rd!

Wonky McValtrex, in her infinite wisdom, went to the little old lady painting-restorer in Spain to get her eye fixed. And IT WORKED! - how dare you

Runners-up:

"Repaint Sinners!" - maejones

Faces of Meth BC - pamorama_j

Screech attempts to draw the spotlight away from Lisa Turtle by revealing his new Spanish plastic surgery. - HamilcarRules

via TDW

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by congyi70 on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:55pm.

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Submitted by congyi70 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:10am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:09pm.

Congrats on a fantastic job winners!!!

Submitted by pamorama_j on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:10pm.

Thanks MK!! And congrats fellow wieners!! All ya'll make me laugh EVERY day!! Sickos!!!

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:17am.

Great jobs funny horz!

Submitted by daminger on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:12am.

And Wanda Sykes still says, "don't use the word gay!"

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:04am.

Fine jobs with a picture that skeered me.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:19am.

Congrats to HowDareYou, that was brilliant! Great RU's too.

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by MissBish on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:56am.

Ecco no homo

Submitted by smalltownboy on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:15am.

Poor Macy Gray has never recovered from not having success after "I Try". The DJ should not have saved her life...

Submitted by fosho on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:17am.

" I said I wanted higher cheek boneS"

Submitted by fosho on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:14am.

Zahara's side eye coach

Submitted by JaneHudson on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:17am.

Lindsay's main firecrotch pube was able to escape & run away, but sadly after years of abuse/psychological torture, hasn't escaped the paralyzing urge to have his photo taken at any opportunity.

Submitted by JaneHudson on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:08am.

Lindsay's main fire crotch pube was able to escape & run away, but sadly years of abuse/psychological torture, hasn't been able to fully recover from Hohandelusion & the uncontrollable urge to have his photo taken.

Submitted by Strepsi on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:06am.

Makeup artist Cecilia Gimenez told shocked paparazzi at the Toronto International Film Festival that she only wanted to give Jake Gyllenhaal a quick "touch up" before he hit the red carpet.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:34pm.

"If I were King of the Forest..........................I'd call J Lo for the number of her plastic surgeons..."

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You came upon me like a hypnic jerk
When I was just about settled
And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled

Submitted by peachy on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:58pm.

It flew over most of his high school classmates' heads when Chuck dressed as Ecce Homo, or "A Gay Homo," for Halloween.

Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:46pm.

Ali Lohan is STILL in Korea?

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:44pm.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:55pm.
Not only did Roger Ebert review the Lion King....he starred in it!

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Team fleawatch! Funny is funny dammit!

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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"

Submitted by heybooo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:33pm.

Happy Hallowmeme!

Submitted by Euromutt on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:14pm.

With her prohibitive legal bills, La Lohan had to resort to Cecilia Gimenez for her latest cosmetic enhancements.

Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:13pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:13pm.

Shannen Doherty in "Beauty and The Beast"- Back on Broadway!!!!

LOL!! They should just call it Beast and The Beast.

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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:45pm.

It's the new diss bitches... the side face, formerly known as the side eye.

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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:13pm.

You know whatever Lady Ga Ga is wearing now somebody else has already worn it better.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:13pm.

In the remake of Oedipus Rex, the king tries to OD on meth after discovering he has married his mother, hotel heiress Paris Hilton.

Submitted by FrickSanome on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:36pm.

Gotye's next hit: Somebody That I Used to Be

Submitted by Gaslight on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:31pm.

NOT A CAPTION:

This is really sick and I hope you (MK) remove this. Roger Ebert lost his jaw to cancer and is lucky to be alive. This is too much.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:55pm.
Not only did Roger Ebert review the Lion King....he starred in it!

Submitted by Beccx on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:26pm.

JEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:25pm.

Not only did Roger Ebert review the Lion King....he starred in it!

Submitted by Skinny Arbuckle on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:23pm.

Scary Spice always arrives at the theater early, so she can shave her legs before Sporty arrives.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:53pm.

The manufacturer still insists their product is safe and no one is allergic to Snuggies saying "This looks like a simple rash to us"

Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:13pm.

Jon Hamm's penis models Lion King Halloween 2012....

WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012

Submitted by prommom on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:02pm.

Comic-CAN'T

Submitted by Jester on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:58pm.

After listening to Nikki and Mariah catfighting, Nikki's wig jumped off her head and quit that bitch.

Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:58pm.

Jocelyn Wildebeast's response to her plastic surgeon: "Don't tell me I can't have another facelift; I KNOW BETTER!!!"

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Submitted by daisy100 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:43pm.

Even in a Halloween costume, Jon Hamm's peen makes an appearance.

Submitted by HamilcarRules on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:31pm.

Screech attempts to draw the spotlight away from Lisa Turtle by revealing his new Spanish plastic surgery.

Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:29pm.

Everywhere he went, Mel Gibson saw Lion Jews, but no one would believe him.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:34pm.

Angelina Jolie got back from her latest UN trip and shows the world her new adopted.... ???, she was reported to have said " That's ok, I'll just take the one in orange"

Submitted by Boogie Boo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:23pm.

Ever since Blue Ivy took over the colour blue, basement baby decided to make a play for the colour red.

Submitted by cs182 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:20pm.

Never getting over his American Idol loss, JUSTINE Guarini vows to win RuPaul's Drag Race.

Submitted by cs182 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:16pm.

You know, Madonna, they make those individual day of the week pill boxes for a reason.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:14pm.

I have to admit, Khloe looks good in orange.

Submitted by slongo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:54pm.

WTFDJD
What The F**k Did Jesus Do?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:50pm.

Shannen Doherty *really* needs to do something about that facial hair.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:36pm.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is looking stunning, as usual!

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:32pm.

That is the Picasso of Beast costumes. And the scrawniest Beast I've ever seen.

Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:19pm.

no post, wrong topic, sorry.

Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:08pm.

seJsu of araNezth

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:15pm.

New-Frescoed-Face Jesus hanging out with the 47%, uhhh Paul says the 30%. OH! i just remember Jesus loves to include just about any body, so make it : The 99%.

Even her name is
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No one ever said pregnant
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I swear to God that every
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Doubles!
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Kendall Jenner really has no
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Did the "girl" that beat her
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Dickmatized, I have stated
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I can't wait to kneel down
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