The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 4th!

Not until her gown was stained did Christina fully realize what the Southern accent, the Adam's apple, and the "I Feel Your Pain" tattoo had been hinting at all night. - dfanintheD

Runners-up:

Hillary eyes her next political goal, running for the Minister of Motorboating. - Angus E. Parvo

"If I only had a Cuban cigar right now" - Hillary - Rusty J Trombone

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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*claps tittyballs together* Yay hookers!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:42am.

Congrats and ahahahhaa hookers!! I know a lesbian couple that Hilary has stayed with several times when she comes to AR without Bill. Not saying anything, just saying. *hides from the men in black*

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Guntcats Slutinas!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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The Future Commander and Chi Chis

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Hillary eyeballs her consTITuency for 2016.....

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So THAT's what Hilary meant when she said she wanted to lick Bush.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by offbeatron on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:15am.

fat girl, big boobs, moist feeling in my nether regions... so this is what Bill has been feeling all these years.

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Hillary " I'm going to motorboat my way right into her next album"

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Nasty old diesel-truck checks out some nice young titty!

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Hillary trying really hard to persuade the only 2 "Orange" states in the union to vote Obama in 2012

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Yep, ur dirrty.

Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:22am.

Hillary: Tickle your tits with a feather?
Christina: Huh?
Hillary: Typical East Coast weather.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:05am.

Secretary of State Dearest

"Christina! Dammit! Don't fuck with me you two fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:24am.

Hillary: "OK it's settled, Christina gets to play The Purple Mountain Majesties in the White House Thanksgiving Day Pageant."

Submitted by Cinesnatch on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:47am.

HC: THERE are two reset buttons I'd love to press.

Submitted by rossor on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 11:03pm.

...And Hilary finally forgave Bill.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:54pm.

"You know, I really think your Barack is doing great things to my country...although I always admired your Bush...but I wonder if you'd give me a Romney shot if I said pretty, pretty please?"

Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:46pm.

Why do I have a taste for burritos all of a sudden?

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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:41pm.

Not until her gown was stained did Christina fully realize what the Southern accent, the Adam's apple, and the "I Feel Your Pain" tattoo had been hinting at all night.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:39pm.

Christina: Wow Hilary...love your Wilma Flintstone pearl necklace.

Hilary: Trust me Christina...these ain't nothing compared to the boulders you call tits.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:37pm.

No X Tina its not that kind of a pearl necklace...relax.....

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:36pm.

Yes your rack is huge but my head is twice the size of yours.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:35pm.

Xtina's hopes to become the next Marilyn Monroe were dashed when Hillary claimed dibs.

(And no joke, she totally would)

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:32pm.

Look Christina a balanced budget is like when your downblouse looks the same as your upskirt.

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Submitted by Justmeyall on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:28pm.

Hillary wishing she was capable of the proverbial pearl necklace.

Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:25pm.

Pardon me Mrs. Secretary, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:21pm.

WOW! Lady Gaga is fatter than I thought.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:13pm.

Hilary: Well, I'd suck on those tits with my mouth!
Christina: What?
Hillary: Welcome to the White House!

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:05pm.

Despite the rumors, Mickey Rourke and Lil Kim were THRILLED to work together.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Blueeyedblondie on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:56pm.

I guess Bill isn't the only Clinton that likes fat chicks.

Submitted by flawsmosis on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:40pm.

No caption but this is asking for someone to do one of those face switch photo shop deals haha.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:37pm.

"Just call me Secretary of Tetas!"

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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 9:29pm.

A photo op during a campaign stop at Lititz PA.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:55pm.

Let's play "Salma and the Hungry Statesman"!

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by lazee on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:41pm.

Hilary: "Keep this bitch away from Bill"

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:28pm.

Not a caption, but reminds me of a time I emailed my boss to let him know i wasn't going to make it to work b/c I was very sick, I wrote, "hey boss tits jessica" lol

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:27pm.

Hilary: How would you like some Lady Marmalade for dinner?

Christina: You really know What a Girl Wants!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:20pm.

Christina: Oh Hilary, you look pretty today.
*I'm in the mood for Memaw salad*

Hilary: I love your make up!
* I wanna motorboat those ass tits 'til it HURTS*

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:12pm.

"YOWZA! That hoggy top will fit right in at Foggy Bottom"

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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!

"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"

Submitted by Aunt B on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 8:08pm.

Is that REALLY a Natty Ice and a burrito she has stuffed in there!?!?!?!?

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:55pm.

Ah, Christina, how'd you like to accompany me on my next sum tit, errrr, summit meeting?

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Spkheller on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:49pm.

The reason for Hillary's controversial change in enhanced interrogation techniques from "waterboarding" to "motorboating".

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:35pm.

After endless travels to distant places, meeting with various heads of state, Sec. of State Clinton finds there's still two summits she'd like to attend.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.