Fist Brown & RiRi Are Back Together, Pretty Much
I wish I was telling you this is a blurry picture of Isaac and Gopher from the Love Boat (or Emmanuel Lewis and Joyce DeWitt) confirming their love, but sadly that isn't so. This is The Difficult Brown and RiRi sitting to next to each other during Jay-Z's show at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn last night. Doesn't Jay-Z hate HATE hate Chris Brown or is that another lie Blue Ivy Carter told me? If Chris Brown is Jay-Z's 100th problem, then RiRi bringing him to the concert last night was a for real slap in the face. And yes, I know what I did there and I meant to do it.
While Jim Lehrer (who hypnotized me with his teddy bear eyes) tried to referee the shank fight between the leader of the Bloods and the leader of the Crips last night, Chris Brown and RiRi cuddled up next to Beyonce and Rita Ora in the VIP section of Jay-Z's show. Elliot Wilson of Rap Radar Instagram'd this picture that doctors will use on patients with Amblyopia to get them to roll their lazy eye back into place. Fist Brown also barfed up some statement to Hollywood Life confirming that he's no longer humping on Karcuchi Tran and RiRi is the reason why. That Karcuchi trick should breath a sigh of relief, because she dodged a fist.
Whatever. It's just like what my mom said to my 3rd grade teacher when she was told that I was failing math: Just let a dumb ho be a dumb ho! (Or like what the farmer said about the broken gardening tool in his shed.) If RiRi wants to trade in her dignity and self-respect for some climbing rope dick, let her. But can she please keep it out of club bathrooms, because the toilets want no part of that grossness.
Here's RiRi going to the airport after Jay-Z's show and a highly punchable Chris Brown derp derp derp-ing into his hotel.


power, the government only money just, don't spend a penny and money don't care, the surface seems to be different, GHD Hair Straighteners essentially no difference, it is the government only money is service, ignore people. GHD Straighteners The government was not for money or no money, and to provide public services and set up. Therefore, the government has the revenue, cost, just spend or not spending, must through the consent of the people.GHD Optional spending is hurt money money, don't spend a penny, also not enough to explain the behavior of the government as to explain government to fulfill the responsibility.
Imagine the 'magnimonious' Hollywood frenzy if he were to Kil her!
It can happen Rihanna and everyone will benefit except you in a cold box.
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Submitted by jaedalaurez on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:43am.
I feel compelled to mention that Big Pun pistol-whipped his wife in front of his kids. They have the security camera footage from his house....so...yeah.
Touche, but Punna was a talented motha fucka!!! Chris and Rhi are NOT! Not saying it was ok for Chris Rios to hit his wife in front of his seeds no less, but his albums were CLASSIC, he had a true talent, and was a great guy besided the dv. People make mistakes, I dont care if pun hit every woman he ever came into contact with he is still my favorite rapper of all time.
Let`s hope he finishes the job this time.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Hekki: That's not me. You're quoting someone else. I never called Riri stupid. Her mind is in a bad place. Crazy in Japan made that comment.
Submitted by dbella on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:52pm.
Maybe its one of those situations where they both have the same std. Maybe RiRi would rather get beat in the face than pass someone herp.
That's a pretty messed up thing to say.
I know it's all pretty much speculation about these two creeps, but LMA's notion is not as fucked up to say as it is fucked up that people actually feel this way about themselves, imo.
I know someone who contracted herpes from a bf. This bf was a lying, manipulative, two-timing douche and had people following/watching my friend - spying on her and reporting back to him. Made her really paranoid. I hated him and told her she could do better, but she wasn't trying to hear me. She broke up with him but pined for/thought about him for years and years [twice as long as Piss and Rihanna's fake break-up]. She looked him up, rekindled contact and started having sex with him again, with a desire to get pregnant.
We had many talks and she admitted that having herpes made her feel like damaged goods and at least he had it already, so it was better to be with him than anyone else. The other part was that she considered him her best lover and she didn't want to reveal her status to anyone else.
STD shame/illogic is real. But I don't think that's Rihanna's reason for "reuniting" with Piss. I think they never stopped dealing with each other, restraining order and all. I also think they're both assholes. I think that's how Piss was born. I think "Mombreezy" shat him out. It lines up with his character. Rihanna's mom must've vomited her up that wondrous day in February, '88.
FIST BROWN HAS A NEEDLE DICK, RHIRHI!!! wtf, gurl. He has the oddly shaped penis of an animal.
I feel compelled to mention that Big Pun pistol-whipped his wife in front of his kids. They have the security camera footage from his house....so...yeah.
-----------
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:28pm.
Both are usesless tits, She a high priced stripper and he's a POS wanna be middle class thug that has his thug ass little bitches do his fighting unless it's a women and they by god he shows who the man is.
Quality rap/hip hop died about 1999/2000 .. only good stuff out there today is underground hip hop. All these artists out today are closeted homos, gimmicks and wannabe's!! Bring back the Big Puns, ODBs, Big Ls, Wutangs, Pete Rocks and Cl Smooths or just quit all together!!!
The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.
Unfortunately, it is very typical. My friend had a boyfriend like this asshole, and she kept going back to him. We tried to help her stay away, but he would always sweet talk her back. She finally got into a support group, and was able to break away from him. Looks like she's going to learn the hard way.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 7:02pm.
-----------------------SANS FARDS, this times one thousand. Most women in abusive relationships (1) don't have the money to be financially stable (2) are too frightened of being stalked and killed.....court ordered restraining orders do not work if a man is hellbent on killing.
This situation is completely different. Like someone else said if he hit you once, more than likely he will again and that threat is always there.
Sorry, double post
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
This sucks.
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
If he hits you once, when you make him mad enough he will hit you again. She may just need to hit and run.
There are plenty of wealthy women who have resources to get out of abusive situations who don't. wealth doesn't make it easier for someone to get out of the cycle, and fame is no different, IMO.anyone can become trapped by the mind games abusers play.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:10pm.
Reading these comments on the internet, it's no wonder that women are afraid to talk about their abusive relationships and cover up their bruises. It's because they'll get called stupid and told they deserve the treatment
_______________________________________________
That's bullshit. I am not a domestic violence apologist by any stretch, and I have all the sympathy in the world for women (and men!) who suffer DV at the hands of their partners and fear that they have nowhere else to go. I have sympathy for women who are truly trapped in relationships with abusive partners..
Rihanna? I felt sorry for her when she got the crap beaten out of her. I felt sorry seeing her bruised and bloody face all over the Internet, and you can bet I felt rage towards the scumbag that did this to her. But I do not feel sorry for her now, and I won't if she gets the crap beaten out of her again....because she has all the money and options in the world to AVOID this situation. She can get out, if she wants to. But she does not. She is making this decision of her own free will, and the consequences will be on her. Her situation is in no way analogous to the majority of DV victims, who are trapped, and literally have no other options (due to money, children, lack of family support, etc.)
I don't think celebrities should be held up as saints, but she's a role model, like it or not...and she's showing a generation of tween girls that it's no big deal going back to your abuser.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Crazyin Japan,
I wholeheartedly agree. abuse victims tend to go back an average of 7 times. To say she now deserves it is heartless and frankly, just plain ignorant.
Well she's got nobody but herself to blame when he goes OJ on her ass.
I think Run-D.M.C. said it best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhoCjImErCU
Dumb Girl...
There's only a few celebrities whom I hate with the passion of a thousand suns, and he's one of 'em. She's in the running.
*************************************
"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:48pm.
chris brown isn't a singer or a rapper. he's a dancer.
-------------------------------------------------
chris brown isn't a singer or a rapper or a dancer. hes a sack of shit.
fixed it for ya.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:49pm.
Whatever. Can we talk about the blue-eyed ostrich puppet that is looking back at us from the right side of the picture!?!?!?!?!
============================================
LMFAO...photo bombed by a Blue Eyed Ostrich Bawahaaa!
I thought he & Koochie Tan(or whatever her name is) were already broken up. Guess she wins the silver medal for stupidity - Riri has already won the gold for going back to him in the first place.
Whatever. Can we talk about the blue-eyed ostrich puppet that is looking back at us from the right side of the picture!?!?!?!?!
doesnt this little asshole seriously have a face that you want to punch really hard?.....
as for her......what a dumb ho...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Lmao @ Emmanuel Lewis and Joyce Dewitt!!! Hahahhaaha
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:52pm.
Maybe its one of those situations where they both have the same std. Maybe RiRi would rather get beat in the face than pass someone herp.
That's a pretty messed up thing to say.
Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:48pm.
chris brown isn't a singer or a rapper. he's a dancer.
________________________
Exactly.
Chris Brown should shed tears of appreciation and joy every time he gets interviewed on the red carpet or wins an award because his carreer should've been either over, or would still be hanging by a thread. Instead, it really never took a hit. Instead, all we get is some ungrateful asshole being rude in interviews and throwing chairs out of windows when someone asks him how he's grown since the incident.
_________________________
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Why is Rihanna back with him? He is an evil irredeemable criminal thug ghetto type person. I hate him. She knows everybody considers this wrong and wants her to never ever speak to him again. He should be thrown in jail and get butt raped every day he's in there. Then he should die some horrible way. But she's back with him anyway so I hope something bad happens to her so I can feel satisfied, maybe she'll come on tv and be forced to apologize to the public. I hope they make her cry.
This place is high school.
***************
You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Rhianna is a joke.
And I feel sorry for her.
______________________________________________________________
Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Fist Brown said he broke up with Karichuchi(or whatever her name is)so she wouldnt get "hurt" by he and RiRis relationship...thats code for he's been fucking Ri this whole time and the non-famous bitch gotta go.
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
chris brown isn't a singer or a rapper. he's a dancer.
if riri didn't get drama-related press, everyone might start to focus on her "talent" and realize there is none. she's gotta feeding into the dramz to keep getting attention. she's the battered kardashian is what i'm saying.
-----------------------------
watching hardcore ufos
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:56pm.
Everyone here has basically said what I wanted to say, so I'm not going to bother repeating the same sentiments. However, I am curios as to why they went to Jay Z's concert together? Was it an immature eff you to Jay - Z? Like, yeah, we're together, deal with it? I don't know. I just feel like they were both trying to prove a point to Jay - Z.
They've been going to clubs for months, maybe even a couple of years now, recorded a song together, could've gone to any other concert together, but chose Jay-Z. Like someone else said, I bet Chris wasn't man enough to go backstage to see Jay. Whatever. I've spent way too much time analyzing their shit. Moving on.
------------------------
I wouldn't put it past rhi to do this as a big f you to jay z. He didn't want her back with this guy and wanted her to clean up her act.. She obviously didnt..
Then again I think going to a jay-z concert would give them a lot of press which they love.. so.. it could be a number of reasons why they went..
it's a vicious cycle(i learned the hard way with #1 mr. soul)
http://www.breakthecycle.org/dating-violence-101?gclid=COHz-5L457ICFaOaP...
`````````^..+`````````
Thomas: Don't let's spoil everything,we've only just met.
She's a grown woman. She can make her own choices. But when he beats her again, she needs to realise that she'll get no sympathy. I wonder how she'll deal with the collective eyeroll.
Everyone knew this was coming after that 'I still love him.'' crap with Oprah.
Can't wait till he beats her dumb ass into a hospital bed. And I don't care if that's wrong to say, it's how I feel.
Betcha she ends up pregnant. They'll get married and then one Christmas she'll find the hotel receipts from some other ho and confront him about it--drunk of course. He'll do his fist of fury thing and then threaten little Chrishana. She'll scream, 'Don't you touch my baby.' Then she'll have her PTSD flashbacks and shoot him. She'll be charged with first degree murder, but get off because the lifelong abuse caused her to have a break and she wasn't in her right mind during the shooting.
This will spawn TV shows (Larry King will STILL be alive and interviewing), Lifetime movie, books, an album, etc.
Little Chrishana will become a card carrying manhater or slut or both. Rihana will remarry some accountant named Artie.
Lmao!
Everyone here has basically said what I wanted to say, so I'm not going to bother repeating the same sentiments. However, I am curios as to why they went to Jay Z's concert together? Was it an immature eff you to Jay - Z? Like, yeah, we're together, deal with it? I don't know. I just feel like they were both trying to prove a point to Jay - Z.
They've been going to clubs for months, maybe even a couple of years now, recorded a song together, could've gone to any other concert together, but chose Jay-Z. Like someone else said, I bet Chris wasn't man enough to go backstage to see Jay. Whatever. I've spent way too much time analyzing their shit. Moving on.
Ugh. I can't with this. I was in an abusive relationship where the guy slapped me and then when I broke up with him, try to strangle me in my sleep. Nobody on campus supported or believed me, but I still stayed away.
I can't imagine how much harder that would have been if some pop tramp like Rihanna had flaunted getting back with her abusive ex at this time. Even if you aren't a fan of hers, these people do set the "norm" of how other people perceive things they known nothing about.
Despite what they say, an abuser is an abuser is an abuser.
I never liked Rihanna and now less. If a man was able to hit you once, he will do more times. I have no respect for her. I feel shame.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:38pm.
____________________
cosign
-------------------------
*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Maybe its one of those situations where they both have the same std. Maybe RiRi would rather get beat in the face than pass someone herp.
"Dignity and self-respect". Uhm, she bartered that away long ago.
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:28pm.
Co-sign, except Chris Brown is not a rapper, he's a singer. His genre isn't hiphop/rap it's rnb.
=============================================
LOL, Fair enough ewe, you get my point though:)
He's still a watered down manufactured poser.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:07pm.
TRUTH!!! Truer words have never been spoken :)
===============================================
D you are OBVIOUSLY and intelligent person with incredibly GREAT taste :) lol :P
I'll bet they didn't go backstage to hang out w Jay Z......
***********************************************
You came upon me like a hypnic jerk
When I was just about settled
And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled
Ah, let them kill each other. It will be natural selection in action!
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:28pm.
Co-sign, except Chris Brown is not a rapper, he's a singer. His genre isn't hiphop/rap it's rnb.
I'm pretty sure he's been trying to transition from R&B singer to Rapper/R&b Singer as of lately.. but your right he is for the most part classified as an R&B singer...
Submitted by Dion flowerboy: " RiRi is too stupid and got no support after he beat her up, so she doesn't know better but she gets way too much publicity and that's what (crazyinjapan) makes victims look bad as she sides with the abusers."
Rihanna got LOTS of support after those photos got out. Are you kidding? She's the Patron Saint of Strong Women over at Jezebel. Sure, Fist Brown has his supporters but public opinion was full of sympathy for Rihanna.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:28pm.
Co-sign, except Chris Brown is not a rapper, he's a singer. His genre isn't hiphop/rap it's rnb.