10 Reasons To Not Vote For Mitt Romney Brought To You By Snoop Dogg

Twitterer @DragonflyJonez made a list of 10 reasons he's voting for Obama and 10 reasons why he isn't voting for Obama and Snoop Dogg (I REFUSE to call him Snoop Lion) co-signed and snatched it by Instagraming it without giving credit. DragonflyJonez and Snoop Dogg aren't voting for Romney, because he's a ho-less Mormon, is a muthafucka named Mitt and won't let anybody talk. They're voting for Obama, because Michelle's got a fat ass and he smokes Newports. A MESS!

Maybe I'm alone on this, but "he a ho" and "bitch got a dancing horse" are both selling points for me.

via HuffPo

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Submitted by 68Special on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:53pm.
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Oh hey Gladyslove! Nice new screenname troll!

How many times will it take you getting banned before you just fuck off?

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:51am.

Looks like any member of the 47%'s list.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:41pm.

y'all are just noticing TexnDoctor of WTF is a racist?

i diagnosed him/her long ago.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 3:04pm.

I just realized, how is he a Mormon and only got five kids? He ain't no Mormon, five kids in Mormon world is like having an only child to other folks.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:54pm.

Also, "He reminds me of every boss I ever hated," kind of hits the nail on the head for me. Especially when I worked in investment banking.Cause he does.

Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:48pm.

Yeah, it's rude and stupid, but it made me laugh. Especially the Mitt side. "Bitch got a dancing horse." I laughed. Cause he does.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:03pm.

don't test my platform, Tang... i know about that "incident"... you know... the one that will completely destroy your political chances against me... is your mind wandering back to third grade yet?... good, 'cause that kool-aid spill was not forgotten!... heehee!

a vote for ESE is a vote for not being afraid to bring up childhood embarrassments of the other contenders!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:37pm.

Submitted by vegaschick on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:59pm.
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Seriously, it's a joke, done in fun. Get a grip on yourself.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:33pm.

Well I WAS going to vote for Obama until I read that he is friends with Gay-Z and Beyonstupid. I'm writing my own name in. Mel-Tang for prez.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:33pm.

ya know, you all can argue, bicker, and bitch back and forth about which person is right for president, but it still doesn't change the fact that you're all overlooking the clear, and obvious choice for a better tomorrow...

yep.... plain, and simple... i'll get just as much nothing done as either of these two!

a write in vote for ESE, is a vote for nothing... how could you possibly get anything different when i'm promising nothing?!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:30pm.

He's a Mormon and he'll never ever be any good.
He's a Mormon 'cause he never ever does what he should.

But just because he doesn't do what everybody else does,
That's no reason why we can't give him all our votes.

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Submitted by vegaschick on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:29pm.

All the reasons he listed in Obama's favor are exactly why I'm NOT voting for him. Seriously who invites a former drug dealer and his has-been media whore wife to the White House and becomes BFF's with them? Obama has zero class, he just panders to poor people and minorities.

Submitted by 68Special on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:23pm.

Glambert:

THE LEFT GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND THE FAR RIGHT JUST WANTS TO OPPRESS AND BE SCROOGE MCDUCK WHEN IT COMES TO PAYING TAXES!

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Of course, the left consists only of humane caring people.

The far right are androids sent to Earth to grab everything of value and crush humanity.

This simplistic view is brought to you by Glambert; a very angry, emotionally immature child.

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:12pm.

Frank N. Beans eh? Is that your name or an apt description of the size of your genitals? You must be a white guy.

Hey, I don't make the rules either.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:43am.

Why don't you brush your girlfriends' fur and hold your lonely moobs together to push down all your anger?

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:14am.

He's a mormon but he ain't go no hoes

That is pretty damn funny.

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 7:44am.

So glad I had the good sense to skip this last night. I was already pissed at a 'Christian friend' who has sent me no less than three 'Why black people shouldn't vote for Obama or be Democrats' emails in two days. First off, all black people are not Democrats, all black people did not vote for Mt. Obama.

Back to this nonsense right here: am I to believe that people are taking this seriously? Really? Because if so, that is more daft than Mr. Jonez's diatribe. If you form your political opinions from the musings of someone's Instagram, you have more problems than we can delve into in this forum. First off, Mr. Lion didn't write this. Secondly, I'm thinking, and I could be way off base here, that it was meant in jest. But maybe not. Maybe there are people who will not vote for Mr. Romney because of his dancing horse (which is the funniest thing I have EVER read).

As to Texan Doc, this is not the first time he's made not-so-thinly veiled racist comments. His inference of the black President and his wife stealing and ghettoing the White House is transcendent of the ideology of a lot of people. Most won't admit it, though. They cloak their racism in talk of Mr. Obama being an ill mannered, classless, socialist Muslim who is bent on destroying America by becoming the Welfare King and handing out entitlements like M&Ms. But really, their underlying issue is that an uppity Negro is in the Whitehouse. He could've been a Republican, and it would be the same thing.They are too cowardly to admit such things outloud, though, ironically for the fear of being labeled a racist. Let it be. Natural selection is catching up with that breed and they are dying out. They are quickly becoming the minority in this country. How sad for them, really.

Submitted by Glambert on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:06am.

Submitted by Dame Chupacabra on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:55am.

and Snoops list is the most...
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Did like half the people in this thread not read what MK posted??? Snoop did not write this damn list.

Some twitter user by the name DragonflyJonez twatted this and then Snoop Ducky Aardvark just instagrammed the picture without giving credit.

Submitted by Dame Chupacabra on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:25am.

Submitted by mitzenmama on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 4:25pm.

Yeah, texndoc's post reads racist to me.
Submitted by mitzenmama on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 4:25pm.
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I third that...

and Snoops list is the most honest public admission i've ever come across.. YoU KNOW there are people out there who will vote along these lines... :-D

Submitted by Glambert on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:08am.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:06pm.

It IS racist but no one voting for him wants to admit it.
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Oh please! Most minorities vote democratic regardless!

Minorities who voted for Obama probably also voted for Al Gore previously and voted for Clinton before that.

This little piece of paper is meant to be humorous...and yet you claim racism.

If you think most African Americans are just voting for Obama because he is black then you are SADLY mistaken! They voted for him because he is a DEMOCRAT! I myself as a minority(a homosexual) always vote Democrat as well but I'd like the think that even if I were straight I would vote democratic as well because THE LEFT GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND THE FAR RIGHT JUST WANTS TO OPPRESS AND BE SCROOGE MCDUCK WHEN IT COMES TO PAYING TAXES!

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:02pm.

Another good one LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu8ACJbPtfg&feature=relmfu

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:59pm.

and also having a horse is not a MINUS.. horses are beautiful... leave them alone!!!!!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:51pm.

please excuse my lack of knowledge, but is there a difference between snoop dogg's use of the n word and the derogatory use of the n word?

i just dont get it, if the n word is such a derogatory word, why do celebs like snoop and other rappers use it all the time? it is supposed to mean that they are "owning" that word or something...anyway, im half asian and i dont go around using derogatory words to describe asian people, when referring to asian people. anyway now im tongue tied. i dont know what im going on about.

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:41pm.

Submitted by Libressa on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:14pm.

I agree with you 100%. All I could do was laugh like crazy....

It was just funny. People are people - everyone is different. If someone is of a certain race, that does not mean their actions or humor represent everyone in that race.

I just thought it was funny. Nothing more!

Submitted by Willowmeena on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:16pm.

I read this 10 minutes ago and I'm still laughing...

"Bitch got a dancing horse" can I get that quote in a medium?

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Submitted by Libressa on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:44pm.

I can't believe the responses to this letter. It's obviously done to be funny. Is no one considering the source? It's Snoop Dog. He's stupid and wrote something funny in the way HE speaks and views the world. When has he ever done anything seriously. ALL Black people are not like him any more than ALL White people are like Romney. He's not representing anyone but his rapping pot smoking self.

I just read the list and laughed. I felt no need to apply it to any group of people whether liberal or conservative, whether Black or White. It was just funny that's all. This is Snoop funny list that intention is no different than David Letterman's top ten list. Jokes. That's all.

It wasn't too long ago that having a sense of humor was about being able to laugh at something rather than using someone's attempt at humor to uses as ammunition to hate other people. Can't we all just laugh along?

Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:13pm.

It's Willard, btw. Isn't that the name of a RAT or the name of the dude who kept the RAT in a movie?

Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:19pm.

WE WANT MORE OF THIS (not safe for work, but you better be ready to masturbate with your hand)

http://www.imagebam.com/image/b988db205669111

Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 3:46pm.
I hope the fatass married to the Newport addict doesn't steal the WH towels when she's evicted this January. Such disagreeable people. Mitt and Ann I KNOW won't slumber with silk gray bedsheets and a purple velvet bedspread so she can keep that!

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Let's see........if this comment had been made about (conservative) Clarence Thomas would people be making a fuss?

I don't think so. I would wager that people would have piled on and said even worse.

Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:18pm.

Romney's "dancing horse" is actually Ann Romney's beautiful bay dressage mare named Rafalca.

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/20...

Submitted by guest on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:42pm.

Loves! :)

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:00pm.
really? you think obama calls michelle 'nigga'?

lol no, it's not like that. :)

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:36pm.

Submitted by megank on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 8:01pm.
Wait, how is it not racist to vote for Obama because he's black...

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It IS racist but no one voting for him wants to admit it.

Submitted by megank on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:31pm.

Wait, how is it not racist to vote for Obama because he's black...

Why is this funny? This idiot just sounds like a moron.

I don't Obama or Romney so i could care less, but really?! This is such pathetic language.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:30pm.

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:49pm.

Mr. Sarcastic made that remark, not me. I knew about your explanation but I don't hear educated, well to do black people tossing that word around.

apologies to Mr. Sarcastic.

not in public, no. ;)

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really? you think obama calls michelle 'nigga'?

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:23pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:49pm.

Mr. Sarcastic made that remark, not me. I knew about your explanation but I don't hear educated, well to do black people tossing that word around.

apologies to Mr. Sarcastic.

not in public, no. ;)

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:22pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:32pm.
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Those are some ginormous boobs, lol. Oh, did she say something? hahaha

Hehee, she has a couple of more vids...hysterical!

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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:20pm.

"This muthafucka's name is Mitt" haha good enough for me :)

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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:19pm.

Mr. Sarcastic made that remark, not me. I knew about your explanation but I don't hear educated, well to do black people tossing that word around.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:32pm.
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Those are some ginormous boobs, lol. Oh, did she say something? hahaha

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Submitted by nia on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:12pm.

OMG!

He's a Morman but he aint got no hoes!

Bitch got a dancing horse!

Words of wisdom from Snoop (i'm not calling him Snoop Lion) GOLDEN! I need that shit on a tee shirt RIGHT NOW!

tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito

Submitted by grapesoder on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:10pm.

Translation:

I have no reason not to vote for Mitt Romney, but because I'm black and I've bought into someone else's narrative, I'm voting for Obama anyway, and I'm letting everyone know while reinforcing every negative stereotype about blacks.

Can't help myself: Capitalism isn't evil. Everything nice you've ever had exists because of capitalism. The idea that capitalism is evil and keeping the little people down--this is true only when the government gets involved. Capitalism is a liberating force when people are rewarded for busting their asses and making products or providing services people want, which improves everyone's quality of life. There don't have to be any little people, because every person has the same potential to rise through a free market. Will some people lose? Yep. But they can try again, bust their asses again, and win.

Just because we're socially liberal doesn't mean we have to buy into this crap about capitalism being evil. Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.

Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:02pm.

This also made me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TswMeHnh2cA

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Submitted by char on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 5:57pm.

OMG I'm peeing my pants laughing.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 4:21pm.
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OMthis is too good, roflololol *wipes tears*
Someone seriously named their child Willard Mittens? BWAHAHAHAH NO!! Oh bless his heart. I bet he knows all about bullying. Was his mother a flower child? Mittens? Really?

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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 5:27pm.

ITA: muthafucka's name is Mitt.

Whatever that is short for, shame on his parents for not being more creative and cool when choosing a name/nickname. I mean, really: "Yo! Jockstrap! Time for dinner! Got your homework up yet, Asspad? Go to bed, Shinguard!"

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 5:23pm.

"he a ho" and "bitch got a dancing horse" -- MK, of course those are selling points, for weekend ho'ing, you hor! bwhahahaha

Lots of people vote for even stranger reasons... surprised it got picked up by Snoop Dogg. Snoop could have come up with his own list.

Oh yeah, and FCUK bigotry.

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