The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 5th!

James Franco can't win an Oscar so he has decided to become one. - Rusty J Trombone

Runners-up:

Way to go Amy Farrah Fowler. You have broken all three rules. You are exposing Franco to bright light, you got Franco wet, and worst of all you fed Franco Nachos after a midnight toking. - loozer

"This detox ritual is necessary, James, because you weren't breastfed until the age of 10." - SANS FARDS

via HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:21pm.

Congrats Rusty T & Sans Fards!

Thanks MK and to the Dlisted gang! My Caption This Glory Days are far behind me, but it is nice to know I can still get on base.

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"I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her."

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:39pm.

Congrats on the great cappys!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:22am.

Congrats to funny winners!

SANS FARDS xoxoxo

Looser ♥ Start working on 2012 Dlisted Christmas carol!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:14am.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:11am.

Congrats winners and NICE line up!!! *waves like a goon at loozer*

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:49am.

Yay weiners!!

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:23am.

YAY Hoorz!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:42am.

hahaha Rusty J Trombone....good one!

A CTC win is just what I needed, since I'm stuck at work on a federal holiday (and being in DC, no one ELSE is at work....lamesauce)

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:25am.

Congrats Rusty! Always nice to see Loozer and Sans Fards in the circle too!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:34am.

Since he sucked at being a host at the Oscars, he now wants to be an Oscar.

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 9:11pm.

James Franco's doctoral thesis will attempt to prove that he does, in fact, shit gold.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 8:09pm.

The requirements put forth by Checker Cab when calling for a ride have become increasingly disturbing to many a potential customer.

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Submitted by Gypsytrill on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:02am.

In spite of his "fabulous" higher education, Franco read the Eat, Pray, Love script wrong. He thought that it said "Heave, Flay, and Glove".

Submitted by circestars on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:13am.

"Sparkle on, my brother. Breathe in, breathe out. Pesky details like sleeping in class will never matter for golden children like you. "

Submitted by lovelylaney on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:47pm.

Deciding whether to pay extra for the goldfinger happy ending

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 6:23pm.

James Franco is now the AFLAK douche.......

Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:57pm.

Silver and gold, silver and gold. Silver and gold decorations.... on every Christmas tree.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 6:22pm.

When Gerard Depardeau says he wants to paper machet you, just say NO.....

Submitted by the original be... on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:43pm.

James Franco uses the "immersion method" to show us all he knows he's cheesy.

Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:22pm.

actor, model, student, host, peanut butter and jelly sandwich..james franco really can do it all!

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:18pm.

And now for the final fragrance Eau de Chateau guaranteed to smell like Linsay Lohan at 5 AM.

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Submitted by BitchyD on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:34am.

James Franco going through immersion therapy for his Oscars PTSD. The poor man can't even pass a bottle of goldschlager without losing his shit.

Submitted by Odelay on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:24am.

Press releases detailing his perfection at all things was not enough for Mr. Franco. Immortalizing his image in his own dick butter was the perfect artsy fartsy way to prove, yet again, just how great he really is.

Submitted by kevinarrow on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:14am.

How to Explain Pictures to a Gorgeous Actor

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:03am.

"No, I'm not going to pull the blanket away to see if there is a banana to go with the cornflakes".

Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 9:54am.

Sir? Sir, I need you to answer me. Did you come into contact with any form of Kardashian recently?

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 9:42am.

Since his Oscar fiasco, James Franco has been reduced to doing infomercials. Here he demonstrates the new cornflakes spa treatment.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by naptown girl on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 9:42am.

smell the pigeon poop
feel the pgeon poop
be the pigeon poop

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 9:24am.

Smell my finger now!

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Submitted by LisaMeffinP on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 9:21am.

With a lot of luck, and lots of prayer, this gold wrap treatment will hopefully remove at least 50% of your douchiness.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:45am.

Big Bird was VERY excited when James Franco appeared on Sesame Street.

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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:41am.

cusTARD.

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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related

Submitted by What_what_whar on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:39am.

Despite scientists best intentions, they cannot formulate a hypothesis for why Clooney's sperms interacts with Franco's skin to create a golden crust.

Submitted by turnelbup on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:35am.

"We can make him faster than he was, stronger, smarter, a better actor...ah, shit, who am I kidding? I'll just cover him in some gold crap so it looks like I made an effort..."

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Submitted by TarotByTara on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:16am.

Okay, Mr. Franco, now it's your turn to sneeze.

Submitted by TarotByTara on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:15am.

Okay, Mr. Franco, now it's your turn to sneeze.

http://www.facebook.com/notes/tarot-by-tara-psychic-readings/october-201...

Submitted by michelek on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 8:04am.

We've heard of method actor, but seriously, James Franco will do anything to get an Oscar by becoming one.

Submitted by zachhcaz on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 6:06am.

"Mr. Franco is ready for the pack of Samoyeds now."

Submitted by Spider73 on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 2:07am.

Yes James, this is a totally legitimate method to cure your asthma. I'm a real doctor, just look at my shoes.

Submitted by kategreensburg on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 1:37am.

the most horrifying thing about this? I actually know who these people are! no shit!

Submitted by What_what_whar on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:56am.

When Clooney's spunk interacts with Franco's skin it takes hours to peel off the golden crust that's left over... God bless that poor woman.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:52am.

Franco's artistic interpretation of a Pap 'Smear'.

Submitted by themoreyoucryth... on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:42am.

it took a very hot doctor with some serious skill to finally get the pretentious cheese out of James Franco

Submitted by noeb on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:41pm.

The Great Hipster Rebellion of James Franco - Getting the 'golden look' in West Hollywood when asked by producers to get a spray-on tan.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:46pm.

Typical European SPA: after your Asian tea colonic and gold leaf body wrap when you're at your most vulnerable, they coax the access number to your ATM card out of you.

Submitted by Ianlogan on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:00pm.

I may not be an Oscar host but I can be an Oscar!

Submitted by margarine_is_gross on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 9:59pm.

Mr. Franco, next time please pee IN the cup.