Friday, October 5th 2012

Night Crumbs

Sam Champion is gay and is marrying a man. (long pause) Welcome back, are you okay after falling on the floor from reading this shocking and surprising news? - Towleroad

Tracy Anderson scares me and I think I read in a book of folklore somewhere that she's the evil troll twin of Hayden Panettiere - Lainey Gossip

My TV is still covered in a quarantine tent from exposing it to Couples Therapy on Wednesday night - The Superficial 

This baby is so young and already has questionable taste - The Berry 

Binge eating, boozing, smoking all the time... Celebrities on the verge a mid-life crises are just like us! - Celebitchy

Oh, look what happened at the 1st Annual Bottom of the Barrel Porn Stars Convention - Drunken Stepfather

For the sake of humanity, please don't tell me JWoww is knocked up. Why isn't MTV spiking the Jacuzzi water with crushed up birth control pills and Spermicide? - Hollywood Tuna 

TGIF: Here's Rose McGowan's ass in leggings - Popoholic

Lukewarm water hates uncooked oatmeal - ICYDK

Can't Selena Gomez lay out Justin Bieber's clothes for him in the morning like every good mother does? - Popsugar

Eden from Nip/Tuck and that hot shaved Australian wolf from Prison Break are over - Just Jared

What kind of broke ass Kanye outfit is Miguel wearing? - Crunk + Disorderly

Nicole Scherzinger used to be bulimic - I'm Not Obsessed

Who said the line: "I should be a lesbian by the way that I look and the way that I am." Ryan Gaycrest or Pink? - Cityrag

A (sort of) celebrity was arrested in Texas and it wasn't for smuggling weed - Hollywood Rag

Yeah, Ben Affleck has a "wonder member" alright. Meaning that when he takes off his underwear, you wonder where his member is. - SOW

#whitepeople - OMG Blog

Can the text messages between Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders please leak, because I need new reading material to fall asleep to and you know that shit is a new kind of boring - IDLYITW

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P.T.Bull's picture

Dominic Purcell is 42? Has he been living in the desert for 10 years? He looks 57.

I remember him from the ill-fated tv show john doe.

Since its apparently true that darryl hannah can't get arrested in this town (h-wood), she has to go to texas to get arrested. Well, I'm sure the world is a better place now that she hassled a bunch of literal rednecks trying to do their construction work and let some county sheriff wrestle with her muffin-top..

Mani6's picture

KStew you ignorant slut! Let's face it keeping in text with Rupert is not only wrong but still great for your career. Always keep that bridge open.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 12:02pm.

My best friend is Sam Champion's official nemesis. Said best friend is a professional meteorologist who's worked extensively as a TV weather forecaster in the South. He CANNOT stand impostors like Champion, whose only qualifications include 30 course credits as a broadcast journalist, a bottle of peroxide and a weak gag reflex.

Local weatherman is a great gig if you can get it! Just repeat what the National Weather service says.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 7:36pm.

Oh sweetie, then you simply must see "The Talented Mr. Ripley"!

Matt Damon (himself quite a cutie) gives a tour-de-force performance...which is totally and completely eclipsed by Jude Law's hot, hot ass.

LaChaylo's picture

Tracy Anderson is one shady ho. Didn't Madonna officially disassociate herself from her because of her shadiness? Her body is all kinds of weird looking right now. I bet it's because she doing some funky ass shit trying to pass it off as her "method."

Troll, please.

Dirk Diggler's picture

My best friend is Sam Champion's official nemesis. Said best friend is a professional meteorologist who's worked extensively as a TV weather forecaster in the South. He CANNOT stand impostors like Champion, whose only qualifications include 30 course credits as a broadcast journalist, a bottle of peroxide and a weak gag reflex.

Anyways, if I were Sam, I would stay away from the needle for a while. Bitch is beginning to look like Joan Rivers' younger brother.

Tracy has a shady history. Why Goopy decided to stick by her and become her business partner is a mystery to me.

She has a funny looking face I can't stand. Just do not like her.

Hekki's picture

Cheery, I can't speak for the technique she uses, but she is a grifty beeyotch.

CheeryBitch's picture

LOATHE Tracy Anderson, DESPISE her. How she gained this celebrity following, I'll never understand. The form and technique on her "exercises" are terrible and most certainly not wise for a pregnant woman to perform.

loopygorilla's picture

sam looks like a ken doll, an older ken doll.

WithinReason...'s picture

Congrats to Champion and his hot piece Robierb!

MK, LOL at your tv in a quarantine tent, it should be called Audience Therapy, imo.

*dies* at 1st Annual Bottom Barrel Porn Stars Convention, ahahahaha

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Scott in NYC's picture

Did anyone seriously not know Sam Champion is gay? LOL! He seems like he'd be the biggest bitch in real life...."do you know who I am?!" type of guy, but he's great on GMA. Give me Robin Roberts any day! Congratulations to Sam and his fiance. May there marriage last longer than Sam's fake tan, highlights and bleached-to-hell teeth.

Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:09pm.

Hey Rebel Wilson, no one thinks you're cute. Now stop trying to be the funny fat girl and work out.

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I think she pulls it off pretty well.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool's picture

Jwow looks heavier, agreed, but she needed to gain 5 or 10 lbs. Roger looks like the devil and he has WAY more hair than he has had in past episodes!!! He may have had a facelift, too. Jwow covers her upper teeth all the time. Not a good look. Looks like a derp face.

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stefystef's picture

I saw Sam Champion in person many years ago when he was doing local weather at ABC-NY.

He looked like a ghey back then. But he's kept it quiet. I like Anderson, I see Sam likes them dark and and manly. Sam just proved himself to be a Power Bottom.

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stefystef's picture

Did Sam finally come out on GMA?
I'm waiting for Robin Roberts to come out.

Sam and Lara Spencer are flirting all the time, so I'm glad he's coming out because the farce was too much.

Like I said to a friend, is anyone straight anymore? *LOL*
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PinkPostIt's picture

Tracy Anderson has bulimia jaw.

Sushi:

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND WILL BE FISTING SUCKNFUCK'S STRAIGHT MANLY ASSHOLE IN JUST TWO DAYS?

THIS SLUT! *points to self*

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 6:17pm.
THAT PUSSY POUNDER SAM CHAMPION IS GAY?

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G-d damn it I love you S&F!

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About the Darryl Hannah story, she's doing the right thing. The pigs forced this old lady to sell them her property and then when they protest a dangerous oil pipeline the same pigs are suddenly all about property rights.

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Mick's picture

Re: Sam Champion is gay

I am just soooooo shocked! I mean, look at that pic of him - I'd never pick him as gay! So butch!

Snideness aside - I'm sorry, but I've never heard of the dude.

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Anima's picture

I finally decided to google that Gangnam thing, and I'm very disappointed.
A music video goes viral and makes people dance in public to feel special.
Flashmobs depress me because they seem to send shivers down the spine of social-networkers but do nothing for me.

ditquoi's picture

Sam Champion? From the news? O.o

Too bad that lemon pepper guy who came out a year ago didn't snap him up...he was from the news too.

Anyway mazel tov to the happy couple! :D

Hekki's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck: "THAT PUSSY POUNDER SAM CHAMPION IS GAY?"

BWAH HAHAH!

*chokes on pizza*

SoulTaker's picture

I've always pretty much skipped over the gossip about Jude Law because I'd never really watched him in anything (that I can remember, anyway) and so I just didn't care about him.

But today I watched Music From Another Room, and while I didn't think it was too great of a movie I was totally blown away by how GORGEOUS Jude Law was in it. Holy Cow.

Too bad now he looks like - well, how he looks now.

Aging sucks!

The duck lips on Rose Macgowan's unrecognizable face.

Sam who? Had to google him. I don't watch TV news.

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Congrats to Sam & Rubem. Glad he finally had the courage to come out.

Regrets, Scarlett? Wish you hadn't jumped on Sean Penn now? Too fucking bad.

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Mani6's picture

Not surprised at all about Sam Champion...he does the weather forecast I think on NBC in New York. He always came across on TV as a very nice and polite man.

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I wish Selena Gomez would tell Justin Bieber that even if he pulled his fucking pants up, with the longass t-shirts no one is gonna see his maxi-pad.

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Message to Sam Champion...1995 called and wants its "surprised face" back. Congrats to the happy couple, but wasn't this always known?

mike's picture

Jesus Christ, Rose McGowan's face looks even worse in natural light.

RandéSleepover's picture

ScarJo banged Sean Penn for a part, supposably got knocked up by him, yet she's jealous of Reynolds and Lively? Assuming RR cheated (I have no idea), isn't it his fault just as much as Lively's?

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Daniee's picture

Haha! Tracy Anderson DOES have troll qualities about her!

Blake Lively pursuing attached men? NO!

Don't know who these white shirt dudes are but they sure do like the chemical peels! Christ. I know it's a double standard and I am getting old, but I just can't help but judge men more than women who do shit like that too often. Gender bias I suppose.

mike's picture

I've never even heard of Sam Champion, but whoever is on the right looks like a mannequin.

The dude to the left looks kinda like Tom Hardy.

Webberbear's picture

Wow, that is NOT the longtime boyfriend I remember, Shawn (or Sean) Bell who is black and owned a boutique, Bellhaus.
http://m.zimbio.com/Sam+Champion/articles/g1i22TJtEFX/Sam+Champion+Marri...
This must be "the one" for Sam to finally reveal his (not very well-kept) "secret".

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THAT PUSSY POUNDER SAM CHAMPION IS GAY?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Gardening Girl's picture

Sam Champion is gay - no freaking DUH!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

MissJaneTexas's picture

Awww I love Sam. I see him a lot on the streets. My friend (a girl) basically molested him after one too many mimosas at brunch. LOL. He was so nice! Congrats to him!

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Orangina's picture

Hey Rebel Wilson, no one thinks you're cute. Now stop trying to be the funny fat girl and work out.

RandéSleepover's picture

That's terrible of Sadie Frost to say those things about Jude Law. He's even starting to look like Michael Caine.

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