David Cross & Amber Tamblyn Got Married To Each Other
I used to think that the chick from Joan of Arcadia (better known as the daughter of Riff from West Side Fucking Story) and Tobias from Arrested Development were about as random as Dionne from Clueless endorsing Mitt Romney or Nancy Reagan getting into a staring contest with a goose made out of Jell-O. But then when Amber Tamblyn trolled the hell out of Tyrese, they suddenly made sense to me. They're that couple who always makes your eyes roll into the next table when they make inside jokes during dinner and I bet when Amber gives David Cross the mustache during oral love, he puts his glasses on and starts talking like Ned Flanders. THAT couple.
Well, People says last night, THAT couple promised to love, cherish and always make Ned Flanders voices during coochie eating. 29-year-old Amber Tamblyn married 48-year-old David Cross after being together for around 3 years. This is both of their first times at trying to tame the rabid bitch that is marriage. Yo La Tengo played at their wedding and director Lance Bangs (that's a hot name) Instagram'd this picture of Amber snorting up David's neck sweat while they slow danced in front of a stage decorated with a duvet cover.
People basically has zero details in case you cared about details, but I think the only thing any of us should care about is whether or not David Cross wore cut-offs. Oh, and whether or not he snorted a drop of the bad shit under Amber's dress during the ceremony.
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Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:15pm.
68Special I like you. Continue on keeping it real, despite anyone bitching about your posts or shoving their intolerance on you. Go on wit yo bad self.
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Of course you do! You're the same person. You also loved your other aliases that recently got banned before you created the 68Special screenname so you could continue liking and agreeing with your troll aliases.
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Wow, you are not very bright are you?
Sorry Glamshart, Cookie and myself are two entirely different people. However, I have had to take preventative measures in the last few months to protect my opinion from certain Nazis here.
It must kind of disturb you that there are a few people on the D that are in agreement on some issues and at least a hundred million more of like-minded individuals in the U.S.
In society, you are in the minority and always will be.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:15pm.
68Special I like you. Continue on keeping it real, despite anyone bitching about your posts or shoving their intolerance on you. Go on wit yo bad self.
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Of course you do! You're the same person. You also loved your other aliases that recently got banned before you created the 68Special screenname so you could continue liking and agreeing with your troll aliases.
PATHETIC!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:23am.
Never heard of either one but still more interesting than Caca upchucking on stage in Barcelona:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc635fevU-E
Have to laugh at her "she NEVER lip-syncs!!!" supporters on YouTube when it's obvious she's hurling while "singing". She must be a ventrilovomitologist.
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Jesus. Props to the male dancer who just kept on dancing as though nothing was wrong, while she hurled. Yuck!
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Lance Bangs is a filmmaker married to Corin Tucker of Sleater-Kinney. They best part? Their children are named....
Marshall Tucker Bangs (Marshall Tucker Band)
Glory Tucker Bangs... (Glory Bangs - the greatest stripper name ever)
loves it.
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Don't know her, don't know him, and they look hella gross together.
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Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:55pm.
She'll always be Emily quartermaime to me
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Me too! And I have no idea why, but I've always loved these two as a couple!
David Cross is gross. At the very least he needs to exercise and shave. You're marrying a woman who can be your daughter. At least make an effort.
I loved Mr. Show with Bob and David!!!!!
DONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a huge "Mr. Show" fan. It was sketch comedy on HBO in the 90's with Bob Odenkirk. Their shit was hilarious in a Monty Python-esque absurd way. Never saw "Arrested Development". I wish this couple the best! I remember when Amber was on a soap opera (GH?)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
DC hilarious as Tobias; he's my favorite character on AD, but EW EW EW EW EW.
I remember when I lived in NYC, some guy was going around to all of the East Village bars, impersonating David Cross to hook up with girls. I still haven't wrapped my head around that one.
Never heard of either one but still more interesting than Caca upchucking on stage in Barcelona:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc635fevU-E
Have to laugh at her "she NEVER lip-syncs!!!" supporters on YouTube when it's obvious she's hurling while "singing". She must be a ventrilovomitologist.
Always found him attractive so I understand Amber!
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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:17pm.
they make a good couple, congrats to them.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 9:26pm.
omg fuck that guy!
i want yo la tengo to play my birthday party.
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*high five*
My favorite YLT song, which would make a perfect wedding song (it's a cover but I just love where they took it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-2sxiaQuw
Gramps done pretty good for himself.
Girlfriend, you are young and cute....go for the gross old hairy guys later in life when that's all you can get.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
never heard of these two. I guess that's a good thing. Better than having to look at kim kardashian's pissface all the time.
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I sorta liked that Joan of Arcadia show, at least the first couple episodes I saw. And Amber was pretty good on House. I love her for the shit she sent Tyrese.
And I'm so glad Angela's alts are so supportive of her.
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David Cross was very funny in Scary movie. Amber seems like a nice girl who is not in the headlines for being a crazy diva drunk bitch.
She'll always be Emily quartermaime to me
I'd just like to say Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends so...Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends.
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Interesting couple... he always seemed to have that creeper vibe to me. Like a lechy seventh grade science teacher.
Oh well, since they've been together three yrs and are rarely bothering us in public, I say kudos and good luck.
Thank you Cookie. My ancestors had it much harder fighting the Brits during the Revolutionary War. I consider it an honor.
they make a good couple, congrats to them.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 9:26pm.
omg fuck that guy!
i want yo la tengo to play my birthday party.
68Special I like you. Continue on keeping it real, despite anyone bitching about your posts or shoving their intolerance on you. Go on wit yo bad self.
I'm lookin at the curve of that ass on her. Nice.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Congrats to them. I got much love for Tobias Funke. He's one of the local celebrities where I went to high school that I'd actually like to see. And anyone who punks Tyrese is fine by me.
68special - take that shit to Fox News. This is the fucking D. Show some respect!
I thought Run Ronnie Run was funny as hell.
Ummm next.
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Blerg!!
Ugh. There are some foxy pepaws out there, but he is not one of them.
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They look really happy together & that's what's important. I'm 21 yrs younger than my husband & we've been together for 30 yrs. I hope they have as much joy as we've had. Love to both...
David Cross in a Yo La Tengo vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgpQBaziy0
Bangs is married to Sleater and/or Kinney, so it's all very incestuous.
Lance Bangs from Jackass?
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Congrats to Amber & David.
When The Banshee & I bought this house, our shitty reno contractor was named Ronnie. He was such a fuckwad that, at one point, I played YLT's "Look out for me Ronnie" on repeat at top volume for about two hours while he & his assistant stomped around. I can't say he improved, but at least he knew we were on to him.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Yay for them, they look like a relaxed, fun couple. I mean, as much as one can glean from a couple photos anyway.
And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Yo La Tengo.
I remember once in college, this douchebag I was seeing (christ I dunno why) asked me what I was doing that weekend, and when I told him I was going to see YLT he fucking LAUGHED at me. FUCK YOU FUCKER *blisses out to "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House"*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP6N-UsEK1M
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 8:45pm.
After the prank she pulled on the guy who thought she was Amber Rose made perfect sense to me why they are together. She has a wicked sense of humor and those "raps she put together made me tear up with laughter. Congrats to them. Hard to believe he is that old. He seems forever Tobias.
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I forgot about that! It was brilliantly funny!
To me Amber will always be the girl from "The Ring" whose face got contorted in the closet:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tPZzR7EpIjg/TUOz6o2kUoI/AAAAAAAAAhA/ckOWsiefwb...
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 8:53pm.
I love that haircut and it's adorable on little girls! Now my hair is about to the bottom of my shoulder blades, but I'm always tempted to cut it back into the Louise Brooks bob.
Louise, I give my three year old a "Louise Brooks" haircut every 6 weeks. That's what I call it. But many people don't know who that is. Sad. Then i call it "the Anna Wintour". That gets plenty of blank looks, too.
But anyway, your avvie reminded me of that. It's a classic 'do.
And in a time when girls all want that long lank hair, it's almost rebellious.
I love David Cross. LOVE him.
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You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
Yo La Tengo played at their reception, so they're fine in my book
She fucks that on purpose? Eh. Good for them, I guess.
After the prank she pulled on the guy who thought she was Amber Rose made perfect sense to me why they are together. She has a wicked sense of humor and those "raps she put together made me tear up with laughter. Congrats to them. Hard to believe he is that old. He seems forever Tobias.
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Well, good for them. He frickin' cracked me UP as Slow Donnie and as Tobias Fünke and Todd Margaret. I wouldn't want to marry him, but if he found someone to marry him, he can have at it with my blessing.
All I know of her is that she is Russ Tamblyn's daughter. She reminds me of a grown-up version of Thora Birch's character from "Ghost World". That's the impression I have of her, right or wrong.
They're not Kardashians, so Mazel tov.
wow. this one surprises me...
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You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
Lol at Lance Bangs. That name is awesome.
Aw, I think they are cute together. And I love David Cross. His diatribes against Jim Belushi are freaking hilarious.
I don't know, I kind of love them together. But then I have a lot of love for Tobias Funke.
'grats
Congrats, I guess. Sounds like a fun wedding if nothing else.