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Bruno Mars (27)
Angus T. Jones (19)
Nick Cannon (32)
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin (32)
Kristanna Loken (33)
Martin Henderson (38)
Matt Damon (42)
Soon-Yi Previn (42)
Jeremy Davies (43)
Emily Procter (44)
Karyn Parsons (46)
CJ Ramone (47)
CeCe Winans (48)
Stephanie Zimbalist (56)
Darrell Hammond (57)
Robert "Kool" Bell (62)
Sigourney Weaver (63)
Sarah Purcell (64)
Chevy Chase (69)
Jesse Jackson (71)
Paul Hogan (73)
Rona Barrett (76)

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:03pm.

It's not too late to wish the superb Sigourney a very happy birfday.

I love her, she's such a fearless, underrated and underused actress, and one of the few who can give Meryl a run for her money, just like Glenn Close and Patricia Clarkson.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:20pm.

Awww, gay-hating CeCe Winans had a birthday. Who fucking cares?

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:32pm.

Omg! He looks so different now! Happy bd day bruno! Happy Bday 2 chevy chase,sigorney weaver,and matt damon!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:42pm.

Happy birfday, Angus! *presents roasted SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB*

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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:16pm.

HBD Reverend Jackson, a great American!

Submitted by Macchio on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:16pm.

Sigourney Weaver forever <3

Submitted by Outta Nowhere on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:10pm.

This must be Mars' "Off The Wall" Glamour Shot.

I saw a blurb a while back that said he started as an Elvis imitator and then moved onto impersonating Michael Jackson.

I don't like him.

Hillary Banks is almost 50? Wow.

Submitted by empiregirl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:02pm.

I didn't know JC Penny still did portraits, Bruno Mars really needs a new publicist. I thought this was Tito Jackson!

Wow, what a great audience.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 12:48pm.

That's a pretty fabulous high school picture for a meh artist. Matt Damon and Sigourney would be a great, twisted movie couple. Hell yeah. HB slores.

Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:20am.

Happy Birthday Stephanie Zimbalist! Remington Steele was one of my favorite shows, and it has aged well. Been watching my DVDs of it. Moonlighting was good, but Remington did it best.

Submitted by cmc311 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:13am.

That fro looks photoshopped

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:01am.

HB to Matt Damon, Sigourney Weaver and Chevy Chase!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:55am.

Happy birthday and happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadian bitches

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:47am.

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:12am.

I don't trust people who looked handsome and polished in their high school photos.

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I know, RIGHT?

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:44am.

HB Sigourney!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by feelsblind on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:41am.

sorry for the triple post *_____*

Submitted by feelsblind on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:40am.

HB to Bruno mars and Sigourney Weaver.

Submitted by feelsblind on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:40am.

HB to Bruno mars and Sigourney Weaver.

Submitted by feelsblind on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:40am.

HB to Bruno mars and Sigourney Weaver.

Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:33pm.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:28am.

Is this the grenade song guy? That song makes me laugh it is so dumb. But I am also 35 so...

Submitted by elegantlady on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:22am.

Happy BDay to Nick Cannon. I'll never forgive Mariah for foiling my plot to make you mine.
Soon-yi is due to expire soon, no?

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:54am.

I wonder if Mia still sends Soon-Yi birthday wishes? "Oh, and say Hi to Dad! Love always, Mom."

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:42am.

I don't trust people who looked handsome and polished in their high school photos.

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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:21am.

HB, Sigourney Weaver, Robert "Kool" (and the Gang) Bell, Nick Cannon.
I'd wish Chevy Chase HB, but he's an asshole. He ought to thank God every day for "Community". Of course he was funny and cute 30+years ago.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:02am.

Happy birthday Nick Cannon. I have such a crush on him. Mariah is a lucky girl. And DEMBABIES!!!

I also think Bruno Mars is cute, and I like his music and style.

Chevy Chase was so brilliant; funny and sexy on SNL back in the 70's.

Submitted by shade on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:00am.

sushi- I agree- I don't get the hype either. His song "Just the Way You Are" is always an intro to something 'touching' on tv. sappy.
I watch too much tv.

He's looking a bit Justin Guarini here.

I'd rather listen to Robert "Kool" Bell & the Gang.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:39am.

Smdh

Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:37am.

Thought that was Michael Jackson, post first nose job.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:31am.

Soon Yi is 42? No way.

LOL at the backlit fro.

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:17am.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:42am.

Am I the only one who thinks Bruno Mars sucks? My mom was raving about him. I heard one of his songs and it sounded like he was straining his voice. I was underimpressed.
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No, I kind of agree. He is so bland. And sometimes you just get overexposed to something. Just like Adele. She is so hyped up that you get kind of sick of hearing her voice.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:12am.

Am I the only one who thinks Bruno Mars sucks? My mom was raving about him. I heard one of his songs and it sounded like he was straining his voice. I was underimpressed.

Submitted by Orangina on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:09am.

In that pic of Bruno, he looks like the skater guy that would've acted like he was so above high school, yet he only hung out with the popular girls. And if a non-popular girl tried to talk to him, he'd make fun of her. Social climbing skater guys, gotta hate it.

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:06am.

OMG I can't believe I am the same age as Bruno Mars. I thought he was at least 32.