Chaos Is What Happened When Jay-Z Took The R Train To Brooklyn This Weekend
No, ole' girl has no idea who that is, but random people are always throwing their arms around her to take a picture with her, because she's just got it like that. Naturally.
The subway is already a fucked up cave of insanity where the crazies get crazier and where I'm always afraid I'm just one side-eye away from getting pushed in front of a speeding train. But it got even more insane when Jay-Z and a squad of bald bodyguards mingled with the peons at the Canal Street Station to take the R train to Brooklyn for his show at the Barclays Center. Necole Bitchie posted a video of people damn near trampling over each other to raise their iPhone at Blue Ivy Carter's creator:
What a mess. Can you imagine? Your nerves are already splintered from trying to successfully swipe your Metro Card while a line behind you kills you with their eyes and then you get pushed and shoved by a bunch of hos who want to get to Jay-Z? The subway is for people trying to get somewhere. It's not for STUNT QUEEN celebrities who think they're being cute by riding with the regulars. It's a good thing subway cars aren't decorated with mink seats, cashmere walls and Diptyque candles, because then Beyonce wouldn't taken the R train too and it would've been an even bigger mess.
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The R isn't that bad....call me impressed when he dares to venture onto the C train. The C is the worst subway line in all of New York, and possibly the world. It's absolutely disgusting.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I hope he sat in bum barf.
What a lame ass publicity stunt. Yea, people tend to stare and take pictures when you have POLICE and BODYGUARDS walk next to you, a CAMERA filming it all and you make no attempt at hiding your face.
All he had to do was throw on a hoodie, pop on some glasses and he would've been just another nigga riding the train.
As an NYC transplant of 8 years I have to agree with MK - after a long day of work and having to ride on the effing subway home I would NOT be impressed with a celebrity. I would be irritated as hell over it. GET OUT OF MY WAY.
Yea - I think the intent behind this stunt is totally wasted. You can afford other, easier, more comfortable modes of transportation so why wouldn't you just do it? I'm guessing he's going to say he just wanted to see what it used to be like when he was po' but that's never gonna happen. I'm guessing the nostalgia doesn't come through when you're famous as fuck and have bodyguards.
This just makes him look like a jergoff.
Um! Did Bey hose you off before you tried to enter the mans?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Keanu Reeves did it better and without BODYGUARDS! Put on a ball cap and dark glasses and no one would know you are JAY to the ZEE.
What a fucking dicktard.
Joe Camel is still a dick.
yea cause riding the subway w/ us poor people is how this asshole keeps it real.
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Ugh! Oh look at me I'm still ghetto cos I ride the sub. Fuck you Jizz E!
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