Monday, October 8th 2012

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Okay, technically Phoebe Price was born in a chicken coop in a Foster Farms in the US (not Canada) and she's at that fame whore pumpkin patch that sells pumpkins for Halloween (not Thanksgiving), but you shouldn't be so picky! I tried to find a picture of a shirtless Ryan Gosling pouring maple syrup all over his chest while deep throating a turkey drumstick in front of the Celine Dion monument in Quebec, but I couldn't, so this picture of Chicken Cutlets giving birth to a pumpkin (or having a threesome with a pumpkin and a ghost) will have to do.

You know fall has officially come when you see the Great Pumpkin sliding out the exit door after he spots PP and her crew of hired paparazzi coming into the patch. (Yes, Linus, that's the real reason why GP never shows up.) It's just a damn shame on all levels that Patton Oswalt wasn't there to give us another play-by-play of Chicken Cutlets glorious performance.

Happy Skanksgiving from PP, Canada!

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On her FB page (https://www.facebook.com/phoebe.price.1238), she actually tells people to visit dlisted. Like it's a good thing that she was mentioned here.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

so sweet of MK to remember us northern folks but OMG I am so glad it's over! You'd think the sweet nectar would make it tolerable but sadly no. Ah well, I still have another few months to recover from the trauma until Christmas rears its ugly head.

Those cheek implants are positively the worst!

Newportjoey's picture

It just isn't Skanksgiving without PP..I am so happy she still has a pulse.

"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"

paulapoo's picture

OMG her upper body covering(I don't think you can call that a shirt) conjures up the early 1970's. Those fuzzy toilet covers and rugs that go under the toilet(gag)... my aunt had a scary green combo. Oh and back then you could buy colored toilet paper to match your fuzzy rug and toilet cover.

Daniee's picture

I'll take skanksgiving I guess!! lol.
Happy one to all my fellow country sluts! Whoot!
Went out for a brunch today and a movie and ran onto filming for some show called "Psych". I live in Vancouver. Never heard of it before, but guy from Xena is in it.

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ubmitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:03am.
Your taxes are paying for your healthcare.
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As I said OTHER than my taxes as in it's built into my taxes and yes I realize a portion of that goes to PAYING for my health care. Here's what I do know, I'll never have a 300K bill to pay for a months stay in a hospital and my taxes won't change to reflect the fact I didn't get that bill

Anyway the post is Happy Thanksgiving Canada

I think we need to lighten up and be thankful for what we have. Canada's a great country and considering what's going on in the world we have lots to be thankful for. Peace!

I'm otta here.

Your taxes are paying for your healthcare.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:26pm.

Sorry, it isn't free. Unless you get health care benefits through your work. (I do not) you pay a monthly premium. This covers basic health care based on your income level.
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I'm not sure how it works in BC but other than my taxes I don't pay a cent DD. Not a dime;P

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:26pm.

I was keeding! But Happy Thanksgiving.

oceanlover998's picture

...yeah when it comes to Canadian health care, I'm somewhat ambivalent...

...I have a great family doctor who I've been with for over a decade, but have heard horror stories about newcomers not being able to secure a family doctor...even in a big boomtown like Calgary...

...my own personal experience with wait times went something like this...I had an ankle injury years ago for which I finally sought medical treatment...

...long story short...from family doctor referral to scheduled surgery was about 18 months...not the worst waiting list story to be sure...but I could have flown down to the Mayo clinic and had the surgery done for about $15K with no wait time...

...as it turned out, I indefinitely postponed the surgery because I found a great naturopathic healer who does deep tissue accupressure and has kept the crippling arthritic flare-ups I used to get at complete bay with no medication...

...although I'm grateful I don't have to pay huge out of pocket deductibles, the Canadian system leaves a lot to be desired...my own family doctor's 2 children have each dropped out of med school to pursue other professions mainly because under new rules, the patient's doctor no longer has discretion to authorize hospitalization or prescribe certain forms of care...

...instead there is a 'triage' process that in certain circumstances is indeed akin to a 'death panel'...probably much like what will probably happen under Obamacare....

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crazyassmom's picture

Can you imagine having PP, Courtney Stodden, and Angelyne all in the same place? Omg....they would be trying to out pose each other. They'd be posing til they all collapsed and died from dehydration and exhaustion. {O:

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Ninne's picture

Thanks for remembering of us Canadian sluts, MK!!!!
And I am thankful for free Canadian healthcare. I live in Ontario and don't have to pay a monthly premium. In fact last week I had surgery to remove a metal plate screw from my arm (got those put in years ago after a car crash). The surgery was my idea (I just decided I no longer wanted foreign bodies inside me ) and the wait was only 4 weeks. I got superb treatment and do not have to worry about a bill. Yeah, I pay taxes but that's what they do for me.
The system is not perfect, I know that, but no system is. I am happy with what we get and think we're very lucky. Lots of ppl in the world are not as lucky, including many American friends.
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Anyways, to sum up, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. And yay Canada:-)

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:32pm.

Things Canadians have to be thankful for:

1. Superb, yet magically free healthcare.

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Sorry, it isn't free. Unless you get health care benefits through your work. (I do not) you pay a monthly premium. This covers basic health care based on your income level.

Also, my Dad's regular doctor left his practice and now my Dad has been without a regular MD for OVER A YEAR!
If you have a shitty doctor and want to switch. Well, good luck with that.

P.T.Bull's picture

This pp shit is the uninteresting equivalent of a random facebook page. Did she have to pay the paps and then pay mk to put it here?

Show us those big tits gramma, or get back in the car!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:32pm.

Things Canadians have to be thankful for:

1. Superb, yet magically free healthcare.

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There is no such thing as "free healthcare".

It isn't superb. It is shit.

On a subzero Winnipeg morning, I cut across the hospital emergency room to shave a few minutes off my frigid commute. Swinging open the door, I stepped into a nightmare: the ER overflowed with elderly people on stretchers, waiting for admission. Some, it turned out, had waited five days. The air stank with sweat and urine. Right then, I began to reconsider everything that I thought I knew about Canadian health care. I soon discovered that the problems went well beyond overcrowded ERs. Patients had to wait for practically any diagnostic test or procedure, such as the man with persistent pain from a hernia operation whom we referred to a pain clinic—with a three-year wait list; or the woman needing a sleep study to diagnose what seemed like sleep apnea, who faced a two-year delay; or the woman with breast cancer who needed to wait four months for radiation therapy, when the standard of care was four weeks.

This was an experience by Canadian journalist, David Gratzer.

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Chicken Cutlets, outdid herself with those outfits! haha

Happy Thanksgiving! ;p

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Hockey fan's picture

Michael!!! I loves me some Canada (and Canadian mens- yum) but DAMN!!! Why did you ruin it by linking it with this waste of space and oxygen????

MAH LOVE FOR CANADAAAAAAA IS TAHHNISHED!!!!

Mani6's picture

Awww Pheobe, any photo opportunity is a must for you...wait where's Courtney Stodden?

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Mani6's picture

Happy Thanksgiving Canada!

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Hairy Back Mary's picture

One of my Facebook friends just wished me a happy Canada Day. How special.

slacker's picture

Mauve. Blech.

Gardening Girl's picture

This loser is pathologically pathetic.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:40pm.

You should be proud! Yeah, I was thinking of all the artists you've exported here. For every Joni Mitchell there's a Nickelback.

Fujicat's picture

Kill it with fire.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

oceanlover998's picture

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:32pm.

Things Canadians have to be thankful for:

1. Superb, yet magically free healthcare.
2. A subsidized defense budget.
3. Not living in Detroit.
4. Poutine widely available.
5. The Arcade Fire.
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...thanks Rande...as a proud Canuck, here are a few more things I'm thankful for:

6. Celine Dion lives in Florida now
7. Justin Trudeau finally wants to be PM
8. Jim Carrey lives in California now
9. climate change is giving us wicked summers
10. Randy Quaid lives in British Columbia now

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RandéSleepover's picture

Things Canadians have to be thankful for:

1. Superb, yet magically free healthcare.
2. A subsidized defense budget.
3. Not living in Detroit.
4. Poutine widely available.
5. The Arcade Fire.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl: "...Maybe that's what PP Cutlets needs in her life - her very own Rooster Boy."

We need to make this happen somehow.
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...hey thanks johnnysgirl, that does make my Thanksgiving Day even more complete...

...man I'd forgotten just what a grotesquely original creation Chicken Lady was back in the day...

...and yes Hekki we do need to find a way to make the PP/Rooster Boy thing happen...he may well turn out to be her ticket to love AND superstardom!...

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:14pm.

No, but thank you for your consideration. :P

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"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Happy Thanksgiving to all you hoser hookers in, and from, the Great White North! :D

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All the Canadian Dlister horz....Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Now, take off!!! =o)
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Jack: "Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:26pm.
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Jack, honey, can I escort and help you find a Niiiiccee Dr. He will listen to you talk about fridges AND this aversion to PP. Remember, Dr is niiiccee. ;o)

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:04pm.

Happy Thanksgiving to Joe Shmoe, angel_i, Whamo and all Dlisted Canadians! Eh?
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Thanks lil' Ras ♥

Eh?

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DianaDeath's picture

This bitch's fake cheekbones disturb THE FUCK out of me.

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Hekki's picture

Happy Fanksgiving, you Canuckians!

Do you guys still have Kenny and Spenny?

Get Serious's picture

Christ; it's the wicked witch of the west...

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by johnnysgirl: "...Maybe that's what PP Cutlets needs in her life - her very own Rooster Boy."

We need to make this happen somehow.

little_rascal's picture

Happy Thanksgiving to Joe Shmoe, angel_i, Whamo and all Dlisted Canadians! Eh?

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

mike's picture

In the 7th thumb she's going the Courtney Stodden route with the hotdog.

johnnysgirl's picture

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:12pm.

...PP and Chicken Lady...my Thanksgiving Day is now complete...
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Noooooooot QUITE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Jz-ncdAvw

PP, Chicken Lady, and Rooster Boy - now your day is complete!

Maybe that's what PP Cutlets needs in her life - her very own Rooster Boy.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

7th pic... I want to fuck her in the mouth with a Boeing 747. I. can. not. stand. THISBITCH!

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babybunny's picture

Love all Canucks, and was one for two years...just read that Canada was voted the second best place to live IN DA WORLD!! The first is Australia, figures!! Except for the weather Canada is the shit! This punkin patch needs to be renamed Chicken Cutlets Patch...why is she never with a man though, too glamorous for a mere mortal man...unless Henry her adorable long suffering doggeh is her man....in that case good choice Chicken Cutlets!!

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:01pm.

CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE!!
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...bahahaha....Yes...Yes she does...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k

...PP and Chicken Lady...my Thanksgiving Day is now complete...

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shandi's picture

So she went there alone and played with other people's children?

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tojo's picture

Happy Thanksgiving you Canadian dlisted sluts!

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mike's picture

I'm worried about Phoebe's mom. In years past, she was the one pulling Phoebe in the wagon.

johnnysgirl's picture

CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE!!

Hairy Back Mary's picture

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canadian bitches! My Thanksgiving dinner was Lean Cuisine this year.

mike's picture

Happy Thanksgiving to the Canadian posters (at least the ones I like).