Tuesday, October 9th 2012

Hulk Hogan Admits That His Best Friend's Wife Was His Sex Tape Co-Star

That dog and I have something in common. Terrified is the look that fills that dog's eyes when it sees an open jar of peanut butter sitting on the kitchen table. And I have that same look when I see the words "Hulk Hogan sex tape." Every single time.

When Gawker scraped our retinas off by giving us something more horrifying than Mr. Nanny, they said that Hulk Hogan put his polenta log dick (Side note: I had polenta for dinner last night and now it's creeping up my throat, so I only felt it was fitting to reference that mess here.) into the chocha of Heather Clem, the then wife of Florida radio host Bubba the Love Sponge. Hulk told Howard Stern (via TMZ) this morning that his sex tape co-star is Heather Clem and Bubba was okay with him boning her in a canopy bed. Hulk was married to Linda Hogan at the time, but he says she was such a mega bitch that she forced him to stick it in any trick who wanted some Hulkamania all up in her guts. Hulk is looking for who ever gave that tape to Gawker, because he had no idea he was being filmed.

Okay, so when Heather Clem (short for Clemidia) wasn't the liquid love sucked up by Bubba's Sponge, she was being passed around to his friends like Hulk Hogan and she did all of this willingly and for free? I don't know whether I should worship at Heather's exquisite heels for her dedication to being a brazen hussy whore or if I should shake my head at her for being gross. I swear, Florida is a HELLUVA drug.

Posted by: Michael K


justincase's picture

There is nothing but silicone between her ears.

REDMOND's picture

This poor desperate slut. Marrying a local radio personality won't make you famous. Getting giant fakes tits won't change the fact that you have an average face. Being anorexic won't make you look less trailer trash as you pose naked on random furniture in your house.

Boy is she proud of those tig ol bitties she bought and paid for! all her self-worth wrapped up in 'em....

KA's picture

gross whore.

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:37pm.

Interesting how this video comes to light the same time his ex wife was busted for a DUI. Could these white trash morons be any more desperate for attention?

She's a certified whore...I guess that includes attention whore also. If she's got one sex tape I guarantee there are others.

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parissucksliterally's picture

faker than fake boobies, but her feet look in proportion with her body.

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I can't get over her big feet! You can buy boobs and teeth, but you can't shorten big hooves.

who wanted some Hulkamania all up in her guts.
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jfc hahahahaha ewwwwww

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Why all the hate just for her?

Letting your friend bang your wife = world's biggest asskisser

And Hogan is now out bragging about all his sleaze moves since he broke up with his wife (and apparently before)

Men are scum too you know!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 6:20pm.

Peeps, take a good look at her face in thumbnail #2 -- that's what she really looks like. She's an extraordinarily plain-looking (verging on homely), skinny broad who just happened to buy herself some huge implants & white veneers with hubby's money. The fact that she let other guys, her husband's friends, pork her while she was still married show what kind of a disgusting whore she is. She basically looks like any other Adderall-laced soccer mom who's husband bought her some new teef and a pair of tits. Blrrrggh.
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I was about to say she had a nice body and face but after reading all the shady shit this group got/gets up to, I need a bleach bath after that grossness! That peepshow they taped was completely robotic and as bleak as I'd expect Hulkmania's (OLOL) sex tape to be. Lmao, how that adorable puppy overshadowed every photo it was in. YASSSS! ;p

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Mani6's picture

I feel the same as most that have commented...it was a little disturbing to watch. There was no emotional attachment at all between Hulk and Heather. They both just got their rocks off and that was it. Unrewarding and both of them must have felt like asshats afterward.

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I agree as far as his grooming habits. He's into extremes. I mean just look at the guy. There's NOTHING subtle about him, is there?

OXA's picture

I hear Bubba, her hubby at the time, wants to sell the tape of his friend Hulk shaggin his wife.
I guess my digust makes me a prude.

Twat Muffin's picture

Whatever -- I was wondering about the timing of this, his sex tape & her DUI. Whatev, they're both disgusting.

CashewTime -- OMG, you poor thing, you probably need therapy after watching that tape. As far as his personal grooming goes "down there," he's probably either real fastidious or real nasty, in the sense that he thinks he's so great that chicks should put up with whatever he's got going on south of the equator. I could see him growing his ball hair to an astronomical length just because he's the Hulk! I'd totally pick Danny DeVito over this pig; at least Danny could make me laugh!

Twatty, I didn't see the video and I don't plan to. Some things can't be unseen or forgotten. Let's put it this way, Danny Devito would rank a slight notch higher than the Hulk.

That guy is very vain for no reason, so I wouldn't put it past him to pay extra care and attention to that area down there.

Whatever's picture

Interesting how this video comes to light the same time his ex wife was busted for a DUI. Could these white trash morons be any more desperate for attention?

Lol Twatty. The tape was disturbing and they were both kinda boring and lazy with no skill. He's probably never had to work and she probably needs to be bossed around, so bad combination. I almost wish I hadn't seen it. I felt like I was reading one of those demon links with the really sick news. I'm scarred.

Twat Muffin's picture

CashewTime & lislop -- I didn't watch that disgusting sex video, but I wouldn't doubt it if the Hulk bleaches his pubes, too. Wait, excuse me while I run to the toilet & vomit -- I just made myself sick!!!

*Twatty running to bathroom*

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Submitted by Vicvoc on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 6:11pm.
She is also a mom, i kinda feel bad for her: http://www.hotandhealthymom.com/4hotmamas/hot-mama-of-the-week-heather-c...

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Saw this on that page:

8. What is your favorite quotation?

“Check yo’ self before ya’ wreck yo’ self” ~ Ice Cube

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Puh-leeze...this bitch does not do any checking of herself. This shit is just gross all the way around. So glad I was always more of a Macho Man fan as a kid than a fan of fake ass Hogan. Hulk Hogan's movies were always fucking stupid too. I was over his ass after No Holds Barred. Macho Man Randy Savage was way cooler. Snap into a Slim Jim bitches!!!!

Twatty, the word "disgusting" doesn't even begin to describe how repulsive the Hulk is.

Your co-worker must have been blind. No offense, but there's no other way.

Is that obese guy her husband? If he is, then she obviously has no quality control standards.

Lol Twatty!

Twat Muffin's picture

lislop -- right, isn't the Hulk disgusting? Can you believe I used to work with a woman who thought he was a hot piece? I couldn't stop vomitting long enough to even fathom the thought, let alone do it. This scrag must be a sick piece to have fucked him.

The plastic bolt-ons look ridiculous.

If she has to exercise 3 hours a day then she's doing something wrong.

Hulk has to be one of the most disgusting, repulsive men one can screw.

Twat Muffin's picture

The pictures of her in the "naughty" tank top & the blue dress -- she is fug!!! She forgot to get a chin reduction with her other plastic surgery. And that poor little doggy -- he is beyond traumatized! How dare she drag a poor little doggeh into her sordid, slutty shenanigans.

Twat Muffin's picture

CashewTime -- she works 8 hours -- on her back, the dumb whore!!!

I recently went to a bachelor party featuring a number of girls dressed in somewhat provocative outfits who seemed game for anything. They displayed more style, class, grace and dignity that this woman could ever hope to generate. Good Lord, she's not even fit to be a Kardashian (and it HURTS to type that).

But it is her livelihood. We work 8 hrs, and I guess she does too.

I know, three hrs sounds like hell to me. Last guy I had for one of those casual things for about a year did that and the last time I he came over was totally ripped, but had become a complete asshole and definitely lost his charm from when I first started seeing him. I definitely don't want a gym rat again. One hour is enough, and yes, those 15 sauna minutes do count. It's in the gym after all!

Twat Muffin's picture

CashewTime -- anyone who would voluntarily fuck Hulk Hogan is definitely cray-cray. I cannot imagine something more repugnant. And 3 hours of exercise a day? I cannot fathom it. You've got to wonder how much child-rearing she actually does do. I wonder how proud her children will be of her when they read that she was boning their father's best friend. Nasty bitch.

Damn, her daughters old enough to hear about this at school. In her interview she seems like a nice enough person, but she's still pretty craycray.

And Twatty,

Yeah most of these playboy types have to work to look good. In her interviewee she says she works out three hrs a day and probably eats nothing. I have a jelly of her fitness. And she is cute, but was definitely not the hot girl in school.

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Submitted by Vicvoc on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 6:11pm.

She is also a mom, I kinda feel bad for her: http://www.hotandhealthymom.com/4hotmamas/hot-mama-of-the-week-heather-c...

11. What is something most people don’t know about you?

I’ve never made it through a church service without crying, even as a kid.

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Good post...but I don't feel bad at all for this plastic house-kept whore. She deserves the pain from the baggage her kids will have to carry.

Twat Muffin's picture

Peeps, take a good look at her face in thumbnail #2 -- that's what she really looks like. She's an extraordinarily plain-looking (verging on homely), skinny broad who just happened to buy herself some huge implants & white veneers with hubby's money. The fact that she let other guys, her husband's friends, pork her while she was still married show what kind of a disgusting whore she is. She basically looks like any other Adderall-laced soccer mom who's husband bought her some new teef and a pair of tits. Blrrrggh.

Hekki's picture

Glen: I was gonna say. She probably did it to please her husband because that's what he gets off on.

Consenting adults and all that...

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ScarfnBarf's picture

The only thing shocking about this post is that I had polenta for dinner last night too. I haven't had polenta in YEARS.

I am still amazed he has a giant dick...you would never know it in those tights..anyhow how can he not know bubba filmed them? Bubba was watching them do it in his office - he gets off on watching guys have sex with his wife.

Gardening Girl's picture

I am sure her parents are real proud of how their little princess turned out.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

ba-buttons's picture

She's totally strippertastic but ba-buttons would tap that hard.

She's got a smokin' bod, awesome big boobs and ba-buttons even thinks she's kind of pretty.

Well done, Hulkster. Well done.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Women like her creep me out big time. I think it's how they try to talk with a baby voice, and act like a slutty cheerleader way past their thirties.
For some reason they also tend to die prematurely from OD's, murder and horrific car crashes.
If not they'll probably have to spend their middle-aged years on ant-anxiety meds and ant-depressants, 'cause they can't mentally deal with ageing.

Shandi, no. They split up a few years ago. I am not sure if the divorce was final though. I didn't listen to that station here.

I feel bad for my dad and all the other people here in this area who did all kinds of charity things with Hulk Hogan with kids etc only to see this crap in the news. My dad was a fire chief and he had HH come up to the station and play with the kids with the fire hoses in the summer time etc to keep them off the streets etc. Fucking sad. He did Christmas promos with him too for kids. It comes down to this kind of crap. I bet my dad would run his ass down with a FF Mack truck now if he saw him.

dbella's picture

What's really gross is that the NY Daily News quotes Linda Hogan's lawyer saying Hulk actually did screw his daughter's friend who he mentioned in this video. That's just nast, but I'm not sure whose side of that sad tale is worse - him for screwing a kid or a teenage girl for wanting to screw him. Vom City.

shandi's picture

So is Clemidia still married to Bubba?

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My brother is in the military and most of his married friends are swingers and do all kinds of weird stuff. They're all so unattractive too. The women with their big post-pregnancy bellies, sweat pants, ratty pony tails, XXXL tshirts, and the men are scrawny and busted too yet they're all swapping partners and...*gag*...that's enough. Anyway, why did you have to call his dick a polenta log, MK? Why? I love polenta and now it's tainted.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Ciao Cindy!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:20pm.

Celebrity is nothing more than high school that never ended for these sorts of people. Curses to television and the internet for creating this scourge.
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My best friend said the same thing about facebook; he called it virtual high school. Neither of us has a facebook acct.
Leave TV Alone tho(channeling Liz Lemon).

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I have to say Adios, for now.

I love reading your all's posts and chatting with you!

I know that's almost too nice and too mushy for D-Listed, but I am just feeling warm and fuzzy inside. God help me.