Lady GaGa And Julian Assange Had "TEA" At The Ecuadorian Embassy Last Night

This morning, my brain is filled with more WTF than usual and it's all because of this story about how Lady CaCa wore a witch hat (Get it? Witch hunt? THIS bitch.) to have dinner with that Wikileaks ho Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after M.I.A. tweeted her a slightly shady invitation. CaCa posted this picture of her and Julian looking like American Apparel's version of the Wicked Witch of the West and the Tin Man.

Julian has been hiding out in the Ecuadorian Embassy since June, because he's wanted in Sweden for allegedly raping two women. The Telegraph says that CaCa showed up at around 7pm last night, had dinner with Julian and then left at midnight. The embassy has no idea if M.I.A. was there.

What in the hell did these two fame whores talk about for five hours? I know CaCa and Julian are both highly-skilled copy + paste artists, but besides that what do they have in common? CaCa probably vomm-ed at the mouth about her art while Julian touched her wrong with his eyes (CaCa hangs around Terry Richardson, so she's used to it) and kept pushing a cup full of Sleepytime tea toward her. Then while CaCa kept barfing about herself, Julian offered her a bong full of Valerian and finally a plate of Ambien cake with a side of ZzzQuil dipping syrup. That's how their dinner date went.

And if these two ever come a couple, they'll have the best couple name ever. I say they go with either Ass Gag or Ass CaCa.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:07am.

Wicked witch looking for a Warlock. Lol at her shoes on stilts! *smdh* MK, your description of that boring meeting, killed it, HAHAHA

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Submitted by Knative on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:49pm.

Also, why the fuck is Gaga stealing that lame ass can't sing for shit annoying ass fuck Lana Del Rey's look though?

Submitted by Knative on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:46pm.

Eh, I support Julian Assange, so I guess this is a positive for Lady Gaga even though it is attention-whoring to the highest degree. At least she's not flashing her chacha to children or dating Chris Brown or anything. Love MIA though. She's crazy. She has a bigger ego than Kanye. <3 <3 <3 <3<3

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:34pm.

God, she is an asshole. That stupid hat.

Submitted by JudyT on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 6:37pm.

Their conversation - GaGa "It spreads the lotion on it's skin", Julian "I will not be your skin suit for your next concert", and on and on and on until finally Jodie Foster busts in and shoots them both dead.

Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:06pm.

So has she retired from music to become a professional stunt queen? What's next...dressing up as Baba Yaga while meeting the president of Belarus to protest the "witch hunt" of activists there? I'd love to see her pull this shit in China or Somalia. This is one place where Lady Ditto Machine is behind her "idol": at least Madge had the balls to blast Romania's treatment of the Roma while actually performing *inside* of that country.

Submitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 5:37pm.

Born Again:

Right on! Please post more often... we need to hear more conservative voices on this blog.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:36pm.

Great patriot she is. Or rather mentally deranged idiot.

Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:27pm.

Thing is I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than having a five hour conversation with someone who is stupid.

Submitted by sonne on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:55pm.

Oh look, two fame whores sharing airspace.
Check out Assange's OK Cupid profile if you need any confirmation he's a pretentious dickhead. He writes he spends a lot of time thinking about "changing the world through passion, inspiration and trickery." How nice but at least he's honest.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/julian-assanges-ok-cupid-profile

I think the swedish case against him is bogus but he's still an asshole, imo. He wasn't the only one leaking information. He's just the one who was the biggest fame whore.

Finally, his mom remarried into a creepy ass cult and this article gives a taste of that:
http://theliberalheretic.com/blog/node/1172

The guy is fucked up.
Don't know what gaga's excuse is.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:31pm.

Hollywood i know your middle name...

Submitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:29pm.

Julian would become my hero if he could dig up and "leak" the original Kenyan birth certificate for Barack Hussein Obama.

Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:09pm.

I could understand the hat if we were a week or so away from halloween, not the majority of the month. Also Gaga looks like a broke down version of Lourdes, Madonna's daughter. Is she trying to pull some Changeling shit with Madonna soon?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:44pm.

She is starting to resemble Princess Beatrice. No bueno.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:42pm.

Bitch went to get her money. The end.

Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:42pm.

Submitted by Datura :
Long, pointy fake fingernails is such an arsehole trend. "I don't ever work, so I don't need the use of my hands!"
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True, however, I hope this pretentious pseudo-intellectual bitch still wipes her OWN ass with those stupid pointy nails. If there's a minion who does that, they must hate life.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:36pm.

How much more does that poor man have to take?!! (Actually, Assange's face kinda says it all)

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:29pm.

To be fair to Caca, maybe the hat is a Halloween thing. I'd dress up in Halloween clothes every day of October if I had her money.

Next up: Bride of Frankenstein! She can sing us a cover of "Sweet Mystery of Life" and then say it has a subliminal message about anti-gay bullying!

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Submitted by Eurotrash on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:23pm.

Julian is one ugly asshole. He creeps me out and please don't let her back into the USA.

Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:09pm.

Hmmm... maybe julian assange can sexually assault lady bullshit, who will then jump on the "I was sexually assaulted" bandwagon, to go along with the bisexual & bullying bandwagons she's already jumped on. What a pandering ho...

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:13pm.

Lady Turd could care less, she is meeting with this man for media hype to make herself look edgy and political. She is a hack and I can't wait til her lilttle stunts are all dismissed! As for Assange, he fucked with Uncle $ugar, so one day when all this blows over we will notice a small blurp on the news about how he had a heart attack in his bathroom one morning.... Or something simple like that. Although, I truly praise him for what he was doing one man needs an army of civilians to really make things change. By the way, how things are going the people of our country are so brain washed and stressed by over priced gas, etc to actually have the energy to be on the streets screaming for justice. We are exactly how big/corporate government wants us, zombifiied and compliant. As long as the fuel keeps on flowing & we can still all drive aimlessly to our old age, we ain't putting our necks out for some truth.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:00pm.

@CashewTime and Datura, I too hate the long pointy fingernails, ......disgusting. I just got back from a manicure and I had mine cut short and painted red ......I love them.

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:40pm.

Long, pointy fake fingernails is such an arsehole trend. "I don't ever work, so I don't need the use of my hands!"

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Submitted by sillykat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:36pm.

don't give a fuck about either of them, although I do all think Jules is hot in a smarmy sort of way. She looks rough though. Has for a couple weeks. You would think that with the weight gain she would look better, since most people look harsh when they are starving themselves, but she looks terrible.

Submitted by lislop on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:36pm.

It's a lot of work being Gaga. I'm exhausted just looking at her.

Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:27pm.

I hope that when she's wiping her newly fat ass with those pointy talons she scrapes herself and gets a dirty infection, leading to sepsis which won't get treated in time. The End.For.CaCa. Bwahahahaha.

CaCa taken out by CaCa.

*lol @ Whamo's last comment*

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:20pm.

I see Caca saw Wicked. Damn is there anyone she WONT ripoff?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:06pm.

Submitted by NashVargas on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:04pm.

Who is this Julian person? I have no idea.
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:05pm.

No matter what happens, this guy is always going to be framed or blamed for something. He has caused some shakeups in big government, and that is never a good thing for a single individual. I hope he handles stress well. Judging from the picture MK provided above, I would say that is NOT the case.

Aaah, Gaga. What a loon. She looks like some kind of half-assed verson of the Wicked Witch. Part of me wants to just shove that hat where the sun does not shine. What an egoist.

Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:51am.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:56pm.

My respect for Gaga just went way up. The entire rape case against Assange is a fucking JOKE, read up on it (anywhere but Fux News).

This case is nothing but the USA govt/war machine dying to get its torturing hands on Assange for Wikileaks' exposing its psycho nazi prickitude for all to see.
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Totally co-signed. Thanks for saying it more eloquently and succinctly than I could.

Submitted by Gaslight on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:44am.

On 2 December 2010, Democrat Senator Feinstein and Senator Kit Bond, respectively the Chairman and Ranking Member of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (SSCI), sent a joint-letter to Attorney General Holder, asking him to prosecute Assange under the Espionage Act :

"We believe that Mr. Assange's conduct is espionage and that his actions fall under the elements of this section of law....Therefore, we urge that he be prosecuted under the Espionage Act."[197]

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Assange's biggest supporter is Vladimir Putin.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:38am.

Assange must really be a rapist, since he's meeting up with Satan's turd in chief.

Submitted by NashVargas on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:34am.

Who is this Julian person? I have no idea.

I personally think CaCa's put on all of this weight to hide the fact that she's gotten new lips and a new nose.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:52am.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:47am.

Me either. No drugs here. I really thought MK meant a tea party. I guess I need to rely on other talents *dons Victoria Secret outfit*.

If you whores haven't read my link you need to. It was the largest recovered sunken treasure in history. Fuckery amounts of gold coins handed over to Spain for a fucking painting.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:26am.

My respect for Gaga just went way up. The entire rape case against Assange is a fucking JOKE, read up on it (anywhere but Fux News).

This case is nothing but the USA govt/war machine dying to get its torturing hands on Assange for Wikileaks' exposing its psycho nazi prickitude for all to see. I'll be very surprised if Gaga doesn't suffer at least some kind of harrassment for this too.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:26am.

Ugh I hate this new long pointy nails trend, and I don't know what's going on here, but she looks a bloated mess. She was at her best during her poker days era. Now whatever she's on is not looking good. As for this guy, I think the accusations are cooked, and like it or not, she actually does have enough power to speak out about it without getting in trouble herself, and mia doesn't. That being said, I want her to GO AWAY ALREADY.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:21am.

Yeah, he's being framed.

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:17am.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/12/13/the-bogus-julian-assang...

This isn't the article I was looking for, but it explains the case okay

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:15am.

Submitted by bookworm: "Two boring, pretentious, egotistical asswipes..."

That's pretty much my take on it, too. I can't get too outraged about either one of them, though.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:07am.

Well, she is seasonal. It's almost cute. Hope she goes out as a Pilgrim in November.

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:06am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:47am.
Submitted by pohyah on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:23am.

He didnt rape anyone
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I don't know if he did or didn't (probably not) but governments don't like when you fuck them over, especially super powers. I'm not one of these conspiracy dudes that sees the boogieman around every corner but I am old enough to know these governments have "their people" and the can disappear you, make you look like you killed yourself and easily make you look like a rapist.
It's been done before and will be again.
The truth can get very blurry one they're on you ass
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I am searching google right now, but I had a link from a UK newspaper with the details of his rape charges. Basically, he was charged with rape for sleeping with one woman while having another sexual relationship with another woman and not using contraceptives. Woman #1 is a staunch feminist anti-gov't type and was pissed that he was fucking a young student type and not using condoms. I guess in Sweden that form of deception can be prosecuted.

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:05am.

Wicked Witch of the West. *LOL*

Lady CaCa is rockin' Halloween!

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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:07am.

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:04pm.

only thing missing is a big ass wart on her giant schnoz.

And a broom.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:00am.

Two boring, pretentious, egotistical asswipes. He would only be interested in her money. Jules doesn't pay his own way, his lady friends usually pay for him.

Ya know, Jules is hot. He is good looking, very charismatic & highly intelligent (which is sexy) but he is stuck so far up his own arse, and so full of himself that it's a turn off.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:57am.

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:11am.

I find him oddly attractive too, ugh! *punches self*

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by shade on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:57am.

I can't stand it when people wear things they can't walk in without some bodyguard's help. She looks so witchy in her outfit (duh!), but so does her posture as she tries to hobble down the steps, sinking her talons into the guy's arm- so awkward looking.