The Time Tommy Girl Got Spanked By A Cross-Dressing Club Hostess
John Krasinski threw a 42nd birthday party for Matt Damon at burlesque club The Box in London on Saturday night and invited the likes of his wife Emily Blunt, THOR (government name: Chris Hemsworth), Bill Paxton and the belle of every ball, Tommy Girl. You'd think that Tommy would have better dicks things to do on a Saturday night than hang out with those bland, basic, uncooked cauliflower people, but he can't say no to a good old-fashioned nalgas beating by a cross-dressing hostess. When John told Tommy that paddles were involved, Tommy's ass, which has a mind of its own, dropped to the ground and scooted him straight to The Box.
Page Six says that Tommy showed up without a date and his first words to Matt may or may not have been, "Direct my ass cheeks to the paddle." A source type says that Matt and Tommy were the only ones to get spanked and Matt got it extra, because it was his birthday. The source also said, "They all had a fantastic night enjoying the shows and partying till the end.”
For that cross-dressing hostess' sake, I hope she wore nose plugs and a plastic face mask, because you have no idea what could come shooting at you right after you give Tommy Girl the paddle. Spank him once, and next thing you know a geyser of barley water is shooting out of his Scientolohole before raining all over you. Tommy's definitely a squirter.
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Ehh, I guess it IS fun sometimes to invite the crazy guy to the party who is always dying to top everyone at everything and have everybody clap for them. Plus, it's charitable.
I hate when Tomcruise,(it's one word only) dresses up like Harvey Wienstien off set from that movie with. R. D. J. (three word's!). Fuck off tomcruise!
Best photo/headline combo EVAR
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Tim Conway and Charo! Nice one.
Crap! They just cancelled his jump. damn
Be Good to Each Other
Well, she did have to show him how to properly subdue Caspar.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Milktoast Matt likes to be spanked? Who'd a thunk it? Was his wife there?
but where is Suri, Tom!?!?!?!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
waiting for the space jumper dude to start. start already!
Be Good to Each Other
Men will forgive many sins if you're a good cook.
Hekki, truer words....
Be Good to Each Other
TexnDoc, I love Tim Conway. Him and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch on Carol Burnett show always makes me cry laughing. Also, the hitler puppet sketch with Tim and Lyle Waggoner. Too, too funny.
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Pic looks like Tim Conway and Charo. Wish the story was about them.
Who among us hasn't fantasizes about smackin dat azz?
EEG - I skipped over that shit FOR A REASON. :P
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Or rather, scientolohole. :D
I just thought of what I'd have to say to explain "scientohole" to anyone. Lol. Awkward convos FTW!
Jacko: Tommy's definitely a squirter
I think MK just ruined both our lives. :(
Tommy's definitely a squirter. - lololol
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Just like me after reading about Kim's love for Gay Fish, her tits are sullen, over it and slowly falling to the floor out of boredom. - MK
OT: Ah shit. The handymen from my building have been in my apartment twice today. The first time the place was a mess after the morning rush. I was having a late breakfast and reading the D. The second time, not a thing had been tidied and I was playing solitaire and gabbing on the phone.
So embarassed. They probably think I'm the laziest housewife ever.
Though the second time they came they were drooling at the smell of the pork stew I've got going for dinner. Men will forgive many sins if you're a good cook.
Who wouldn't take an ass whoopin to hang out with CHET!!!
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
HAHAHAHAHA. A little spanking never hurt anyone.
I thought that was JLo and Axl Rose, the latter without the rug.
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Jello looks extra thick there; I think she's lost some weight since that picture was taken.