If You're A Kennedy, Taylor Swift Will Stick Her Tongue In Your Mouth
Yes, it's true (no, it's not) that Taylor Swift pasted a picture of her head and Conor Kennedy's head over JFK and Jackie Kennedy in their wedding picture and she keeps that picture next to her princess canopy bed, but don't let that fool you. Taylor Swift is a Kennedy-stalking tramp ass slut who has a serious case of the delusions, because she obviously thinks she's Marilyn Monroe. Trick is trying to fuck all the Kennedys. If you came out of a Kennedy's poon, Taylor wants you in her poon.
A source tells Radar that on the outside it looks like Taylor's only got pink hearts in her eyes for Conor Kennedy, but the truth is she's seriously Kennedy-ized and will get on any member of the family. The source says that at a Kennedy family party recently, Taylor showed up with Conor Kennedy, but she secretly slipped away from him to make mouth love with 19-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger, the son of Arnold Scharzenegger and Maria Shriver. Conor doesn't know about it, but some of the Kennedys do and they're not happy. And when a Kennedy isn't happy with you, you in danger, girl. But Taylor is too dumb and squinty in the eyes to see that. The source said this:
"Taylor was making out with Patrick all night. The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights! Taylor and Patrick weren't kissing out in the open, but she wasn't being as subtle as she thought she was. They [the family] think she's a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don't want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick."
Taylor's rep denies all of this.
This is seriously the Nick Jr. version of that Bobby, John and Marilyn mess.
Taylor wants to become a Kennedy so bad that if Ethel Kennedy winked at her for some reason, Taylor would sit on her face in a minute. So if Ethel Kennedy doesn't want a mouthful of Taylor's crab apple, she better keep her eyes down at all times. Hell, Taylor would even hump on THIS Kennedy. That's how hard up she is.
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Taylor Swift is such a whore, spread the word!
If you have a dick, taylor swift will stick her tongue in your mouth!!!
"DON'T BELIEVE NOTHING YOU HERE,AND ONLY HAVE OF WHAT YOU SEE"
All you Taylor haters wouldn't make a pimple on Taylor's "ASS" Quit hiding behind your computer and talking s**t you know nothing about, Taylor's not getting a bad reputation just because a few "DUMBA**ES" post S**T they know nothing about.
Taylor is not getting a bad reputation just because a bunch of non-singing Taylor hater,wanna be "MOTHERFUCKERS" hide behind their computers and post a bunch of bullshit about her,"FUCK OFF IDIOTS" and get a life!
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Dam slut better watch out. Hanging out with a Kennedy man is the kiss of death.
Gruh-osssss!
"Kennedy-stalking tramp ass slut" - llooooll
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The Kennedy's are so fucking over....
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:40am.
Can't go wrong with Tupac! There will never be another even come close! I loved me some gangsta rap growing up.. Haha.. But seriously that song fits!
The Kennedy's say: Taylor, are you sick from the dick or is it the flu? It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew. Every other city we go and every video Explain to a Kennedy why I see the same shitty ho..
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Can't go wrong with Tupac! There will never be another even come close! I loved me some gangsta rap growing up.. Haha.. But seriously that song fits!
The Kennedy's say: Taylor, are you sick from the dick or is it the flu? It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew. Every other city we go and every video Explain to a Kennedy why I see the same shitty ho..
well this is one way to do incest without directly tasting your cousins dick.
connor and patrick have had second hand cock smoking through taylor swift.
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 11:29pm.
ohhhhh myyy goooooddddddddd, how did you know?!!! hahaha *hugs* that song right there is still on my mp3 player.
*sings* yeh this taylor girl right here, last months i saw pics of the kennedy picnic and i see the same ho, and then i saw kennedy family reunion and i saw the ho, and then i looked at the kennedys at the beach and i see the same ho. and this week, i saw her with arnord and its the same HO! DAMN
Loopy is that from that old song?
She's the Kennedy video ho; no matter where they go, they see the same ho.
taylor are you sick from the dick or did you catch a flu?
taylor is an absolute unadulterated slut dressed in lambs clothing.
she is mutton dressed as lamb.
THAT Kennedy was on Real Time and was the most insufferable bloviator ever. I mean, Rush Limbaugh would have been on that panel like calm down bitch, damn!! I need not ever see her again on any medium.
Behind that cool, innocent face is a lust driven Kennedy humping nympho!
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If you don't think that Daryl Hannah was hot at one time, see Dancing at the Blue Iguana. Ouuff.
I used to lurves some Jackson Browne till I heard that he used to beat on her.
I wouldn't be surprised if a sex tape of this ho emerges.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:02pm.
Infinitely better than the shite songs she's shoveling out now! Can you work in a verse about Chappaquadick?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Re:
"Taylor wants to become a Kennedy so bad that if Ethel Kennedy winked at her for some reason, Taylor would sit on her face in a minute."
ROFLMAO!!! OMG!
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No doubt she's had social-climbing instilled in her by her mother. Sadly, they lived in their fantasies and haven't looked at the social register in decades.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:28pm.
Bunny Rabbit -- I agree, JFK Jr. was the only really hot one in the clan, but what was his deal? Think about it -- he only dated really ugly chicks, Carolyn Bessette, Sarah Jessica Parker, Madonna, a really fugly bunch of hags. Was there something wrong with him? Poor guy.
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Well, compared to his family, they were goddesses. I'm sure there's some Freudian shit about this. You mate with people that remind you of home? Either that, or he was a firm believer in "if you ever want a happy life, never ever marry a beautiful wife."
I've never understood the appeal of Taylor Swift. Her music is a load of whiny shite. The worst thing Kanye Pest ever did was gatecrash her VMAs speech. Now we can't get rid of her!
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"He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam.
All the money in the world and completely delusional. I predict a Britney-esque meltdown and conservator-appointing in her foreseeable future.
bambam - ABSOLUTELY!!! Thanks for the recipe! and yea, if you don't take off the back membrane you might as well go down to Golden Corral and get your fucking ribs... no bueno.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:34pm
Ugh. I popped over to a cafeteria style joint near my home and they coinky dinkaly had bbq ribs on the menu. They didn't remove the silver skin or brine them or anything, just baked them and poured sauce near the end. I had to wrassle them things to get them down my throat, not good at all. As frustrating as getting a peck on the lips by a woman you wanna break your thing off inside. My quest ain't done.
Hey man, you like mustard based sauces? I swear this is one of the best sauces I ever made, good on ribs, chicken, veggies even. If you click that link, look to the side for a box that says recipe finder. You can type in an ingredient, type in a category and it'll pull up dozens of recipes for you. I use it all the time. Here's that sauce recipe, I got it from there.
SPICY S.C. MUSTARD SAUCE
Ingredients:
2/3 cup prepared yellow mustard (hot-dog style)
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup cider vinegar
2 tablespoons ancho or pure chili powder
1 teaspoon ground white pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon regular or low-sodium soy sauce
1 lime
A few squirts of Sriracha (Asian-style chili sauce)
Directions:
Combine the mustard, sugars, vinegar, ancho or chili powder, white pepper, cayenne pepper and soy sauce in a medium saucepan; stir to combine. Cut the lime in half; squeeze the juice of the halves into the saucepan, then toss the spent halves into the mixture. Cook over low heat for 15 to 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Cool to room temperature; discard the lime halves. Add the Sriracha (to taste); stir well.
Use right away, or cover and refrigerate for up to several weeks.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:20pm.
What is wrong with her? Chasing teenage boys around because they have the Kennedy last name? Those boys are not looking to put a ring on her finger any time soon.
THEY WANT A COCK RING
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:03pm.
bambam -- the best ribs in Chicago used to be Carson's ribs, but most of the restaurants here closed up. I don't know if the one in the city is even open anymore. The sauce was so good, crucial to good ribs. Damn, now you're making me hungry for some rib tips.
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Oh God, Twatty! Carson's rules! I love the one on Wells. Wonderful ribs! You get your yummy cole slaw first and they offer fresh pepper.
And how about their au gratin potatoes?*drools*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:23pm.
I entered the KCBS cookoff last October and came in 12th on chicken and like 27th on ribs... out of 150 or so teams. I was fucking PUMPED! Chicken was a spicy honey mustard and ribs were dry-rub, marinated in their own juices with a dash of special sauce (don't go there)... both the dry rub and sauces are my own recipes.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:53pm.
The Kennedys lost all their prestige and mystique a long time ago, and if she wants a hot mess with money there are plenty of those to go around Hollywood. I don't understand her obsession with this at all.
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I don't get it either, unless her mom was obsessed with them and she grew up constantly hearing about them...smdh...
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bambam & jack -- I've been to Kansas City several times and ate a lot of BBQ but I have to admit I wasn't that impressed. I had BBQ at a restaurant in NYC, it was in the theatre district and it was quite good but I can't remember the name of it. But again, Carson's in Chicago is my favorite, maybe because I grew up with it.
In her deluded mind, she thinks she's America's version of Kate Middleton.
What is wrong with her? Chasing teenage boys around because they have the Kennedy last name? Those boys are not looking to put a ring on her finger any time soon.
i still respect her more than those sleazebag kennedys. at least she works for her money and didn't just inherit it
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:46pm.
dont buy into her doe-eye innocent bullshit act.
shes spreads 'em like a chicken wishbone
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LMAO! That visual...Ahhhh.
The Kennedys lost all their prestige and mystique a long time ago, and if she wants a hot mess with money there are plenty of those to go around Hollywood. I don't understand her obsession with this at all.
ETA if she IS doing this for an album, then I give props to her for her dedication and balls of steel venturing into that crazyland.
I thought Patrick was gay. AND that picture doesn't help.
Taylor is simply a crazy ass ho. Tell me something new.
Daddy better pull out some garden shears and trim back his girl's clitoris because she is getting quite a reputation.
dont buy into her doe-eye innocent bullshit act.
shes spreads 'em like a chicken wishbone
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
The squinty eyes say it all. Predicting Taylor's moves is almost an exact science.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ethel is alive, and assuming she's not deaf or demented, appears to approve of a Swift/Kennedy union:
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2012/09/taylor-swift-conor-kenne...
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Carolyn wasn't beautiful, but she was statuesque and had a way about her that was very charming. She was effortlessly cool.
thanks for the songwriting applause. if only writing real songs were that easy. i'd be rolling in the deep royalty checks (at least for those songs that weren't pirated off the interwebz...)
but i digress:
Robert F. Kennedy Jr makes great films. And if Daryl Hannah and Carolyn Bissette are/were trannylicious hags, I'd love to know who ISN'T ugly, by those standards,
just presenting the other side, people! just keeping it real! lol
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:47pm.
lynniepoo & M.E. -- oh, yeah, Darryl Hannah. What makes good-looking guys go out with ugly chicks -- WHAT?
Kinky shit, lol
Submitted by HeddaHopper on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:42pm.
Having had a guy friend who worked in John Mayer's studio, I know she does in fact put out. And Mayer showed off to everyone about it like it was high school. Gross.
Wait wait. WAIT. Ethel Kennedy's still alive?? That can't be right, that's just... *goes googling*
Submitted by bambam :
Submitted by M.E. :
Taylor isn't Disney made???? Is she?
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For the life of me I can't seperate her from American Idol in my mind.
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Nope. She is neither.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:20pm.
@ Whamo - there's no arguing with that fact but - NO YANK FOR YOU *in best soup Nazi voice*
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whaaaaat aw come on honey don't be like that, I'm just sayin...!! LOL :P
Don't see why she and the Kennedys aren't compatible. Both will do anything to get ahead and make a living out of lying out of their asses about what stand up people they are. Also don't blame her for wanting the hot piece, but shit, this girl is stooopid for getting caught doing it. Doesn't she know how to quietly get a number? What an idiot.