Friday, October 12th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 11th!

Meanwhile, the little drummer boy is tied up in a van out back. - GingeMinge

Runners-up:

Thanks to Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck and Neal Boortz, for putting the CHRIST! back in Christmas. - how dare you

Ma, get outta the shot!! We're shooting ART here!! - original bellaluna

Scientology's version of the Christmas Story has three wise men skipping merrily along until they reach the sauna with the shining star above it. - misstia

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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:23am.

These were hilarious! Congrats!

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Submitted by perky on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:58am.

HAHAAAAA what a good laugh that was. Congrats all!!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:44am.

Congratulations, sluts! Laughed out loud!!

Love,
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Submitted by Vern on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:29am.

Yay Sluts!!!!!!

*peeks under Gingella's apron*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 8:35am.

And I thought the "Trans" Siberian Orchestra was a geographic thing.........

Darknight's picture
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 8:18am.

Lost footage of The Nutcracker: Dance of the Rats.

Submitted by Crikey on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:16am.

Merry Christmas from the Republican National Committee!

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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:31am.

Log cabin republicans respond to the Paul Ryan's Greatest Photo Shoot open post on DListed.

Submitted by msulliv3 on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:16pm.

Few people know that back in the Cowell Family Band days, Simon stood in the shadow of his younger brother, Nicholas.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:09pm.

"We represent
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The Lechery League
The Lechery League -
And in the name of
The Lechery League...
We wish to welcome you to Sandusky Land!"

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Submitted by MILF on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:50pm.

Hans always overdressed, much to the dismay of his polka partners.

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Submitted by Jalapena on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:44pm.

God damned British strippers. They always one-up us! We thought we had them beat with Magic Mike, but.... Nope.

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Submitted by MISSterious on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:04pm.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of SUGAR TITS danced in their heads...

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:58pm.

Anthony Bordain sure is letting it all loose for his last season.

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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12

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Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:32pm.

Clogging for Claus.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:27pm.

This is nothing. It's still only 3am and White Oprah hasn't even arrived yet!

Love,
Mabel

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Submitted by Ikcor on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:02pm.

America gets the vice-presidential debate if deserves, not the debate it needs.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:51pm.

I feel pretty, and witty, and gayyy!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:50pm.

Without Sandusky, the Penn State annual Mikado festival will not be the same...

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:40pm.

♫Men in white aprons with blue nipple flashes
Memaws with support hose and no mustaches
Shiny white shins without varicose veins
These are a few of my favorite things...♫

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:26pm.

My little Chonies.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:22pm.

Brooklyn tries in vain to bring the sparkle back, now that MK has done gone away.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:21pm.

OT....that looks like Anthony Bourdain in the middle!

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:25am.

Well mom DID say if dad and his brothers do that stupid fertility dance ONE MORE TIME at the family christmas dinner she'd hit 'em with the tree.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Mejinn on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:58pm.

Esther spit shines Ol' Tennenbum's shiny balls for the starfishing finale in The Buttcracker Suite.

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Submitted by the original be... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:56pm.

Ma, get outta the shot!! We're shooting ART here!!

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Submitted by the original be... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:54pm.

Edelweiss, edelweiss, every morning you greet me!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:52pm.

"A Very Stoogey Christmas" starring Hoe, Fairy, and Twirly.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:48pm.

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Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:49pm.

Before he decided to become a politician mitt harboured dreams of being a rockette

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Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:45pm.

O
Romney would like to let the catholic voters to know that Mormons celebrate Christmas too

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:33pm.

Paula Deen hitting up her holiday butter stash while the three dancing douches are otherwise occupado.

Submitted by naptown girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:57pm.

step toe, step toe, step toe, plie
rehearsal for the gay nutcracker is harder than it looks

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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:40pm.

No, you idiots, not fairies, ELVES!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:39pm.

Unfortunately, five minutes later the tree was knocked over by somebody's swinging moob.

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:34pm.

The GOP pays homage to conservative icons J. Edgar Hoover and Adolph Hitler.

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What really happens behind the closed doors of Mitt Ronmey's high dollar dinners.

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GOP strategists practicing up their "Magic Underpants" dance in anticipation of a Romney Administration.

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Prince Albert, Prince Edward and Simon Cowell do the daisy chain thang while Elton John decorates.

Submitted by HolidayE on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:32pm.

Ryan Murphy attempts to reach a wider audience and broader demographic this holiday season.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:12pm.

Unfortunately, with all the excitement, the guy in the diabetic shoes dropped a yule log in his trousers.......

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Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:56pm.

Stallone's Expendables III : Nutcrackers sounded better on paper.

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Submitted by GingerSoul on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:42pm.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter finish off a bottle of vodka, get giddy and attempt "Sleeping Beauty's" Pas de Quatre. The fourth, Steve Doocy, decides to hide by decorating the tree.

Submitted by prommom on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:36pm.

I warned you this would happen if you played that Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta Christmas Album.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:34pm.

Pas des Twats.

Submitted by naptown girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:14pm.

we three queens of orient are
bearing gifts we traverse afar

Submitted by aliceswonderland on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:13pm.

Mormon Christmas

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Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:17pm.

And on the 13th day of Christmas I broke it off with my true love for giving my address to total strangers. Those lords of leaping were total assholes! Maids A Milking? Those bitches took my good plates! God, there is Partridge shit EVERYWHERE! There was only one! That's it! Next year I'm becoming a Jew.

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