Monday, October 15th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 12th!

According to her rep, Natalie herself did most of the swimming in "White Swan". - MickeyHolland

Runners-up:

After all of the unwanted fame and attention from Mitt Romney's comment at the debates, Big Bird entered the witness protection program. - herroyalflyness

IN THIS ECONOMY, Bob had to try extra hard to nail the job interview at AFLAC. - Danasaurus Sex

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

*pets fuzzy nose*... that'll do, cow. that'll do.

congrats to Mickey Moo, and all!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

WithinReason...'s picture

Congrats to all the winners, LOL.

Yay Mickey!!! ☺☺☺

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Great jobs silleh hookers! Mickey, that was off the charts AWESOME! *high-fives with 11 Wide*

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Mani6's picture

Yo Mickey...you're so fine you blow my mind.

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Mickey, yours was hysterical! I don't ever enter (I maybe did once). Too intimidated.

Sarah Smile

The winners are brilliant, as always, but I did love this one:

"The "It Gets Better" campaign took a steep decline with its "Revenge of the Ugly Duckling" series."

Sarah Smile

WinterOwl22's picture

Mickey, congrats! Lmao at your caption!

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MickeyHolland's picture

Honestly you guys, I never ever thought I ever had a chance of winning this contest, being non-native speaking and with you all being so damn funny all the time. So thank you for your kind words, I really do appreciate them.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

snowpiece's picture

these were all really funny, Mickey's made me LOL

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

justincase's picture

Hahahahahaha to MickeyHolland!!!

loopygorilla's picture

congrats funny bitches.

Thamar's picture

Excellent Mickey. Others haha too!

Mickey Holland, that was absolutely brilliant!

Strepsi's picture

Gael Garcia Bernal REALLY wants Natalie Portman back.

atlantapug's picture

Next on Man Vs Wild, how to use a hollowed-out swan carcass to hide from your producers so you don't have to do anymore stupid urine drinking stunts.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

El Bastardo's picture

Make the most of it dickhead ....it's gonna be the only chick you'll be entering.

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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related

El Bastardo's picture

Swan Flake.

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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related

Kizzy's picture

Swan Lake: You're doing it wrong.

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"Maaaan....I gotta tv in here...mini fridge, toaster oven, love seat..."

"Maaaan....I gotta tv in here...mini fridge, toaster oven, love seat..."

This is why it takes so long to get a new Bjork album.

They got it all right, 'cept for the anus.

Blah Blah Blah

NoAnjl's picture

Where's a good fucking alligator when you need one?

On the set of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 6

Toodles! Bitches!

TelevisedRevolution's picture

50 Shades of Grey Goose.

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God don't like ugly.

Swallows's picture

After an avalanche of Twitter threats to "take him out" Terry Richardson goes incognito for Kate Middleton's next bikini shoot.

Mani6's picture

Seal Team Six moves in slowly to capture the most dangerous criminal of our time, Bjork. ............................................

Vern's picture

:) PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Sweetas's picture

The reason "The Black Swan" was popular.

Danasaurus Sex's picture

IN THIS ECONOMY, Bob had to try extra hard to nail the job interview at AFLAC.

Bootselektrik's picture

Man, do you have any idea how complicated its getting to rape swans? It's like them things see me comin' a mile away. Not this time!

You calling me an ugling duckling? Come a bit closer...

Make my day muthafucka.

Michel Lohan in disguise, trying to make another TMZ quick buck $$

pamorama_j's picture

Schwanz Lake.

"If ducks had zippers, would you eat fois gras?" - Paul McCartney

herroyalflyness's picture

Hoping to have a Big Year, George's birdwatching gets "in-tents."

herroyalflyness's picture

After all of the unwanted fame and attention from Mitt Romney's comment at the debates, Big Bird entered the witness protection program.

herroyalflyness's picture

Swan of these things is not like the others....

dfanintheD's picture

After a bazillion plastic surgeries, the Ugly Duckling blossomed into the Robotic Swan.

herroyalflyness's picture

The worst Ryan Gosling costume ever.

herroyalflyness's picture

Out-takes from the low-budget pilot of Sarah Michelle Gellar's first acting role, in the teen drama, "Swan's Crossing"

Edna -E- Mode's picture

Win or lose, this is the swan song for Paul and his glory hole.

Papa Lohan's disguise when he goes diving for change at the wishing well.

fleawatch's picture

DUCK..........DUCK..............DOUCHE! !

Upon hearing that the Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper liked to feed the swans, Michael K went to extreme lengths to "casually" encounter his "Boo".

tojo's picture

lol@ Bacon! :D

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