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TGIF! And if you don't look like Nicolas Cage (aka like ten shades of hell dragged through cold shit) tomorrow morning, then you didn't make it count! - Videogum
Aaron Taylor-Johnson's dick bush probably looks like luscious mop of curls usually found on a cherub's head - Lainey Gossip
If you drew eyes and a mouth with sketti sauce dribbling out of it on Kate Upton's right chichi, it would kind of look like Mama June - The Superficial
Glamberace as a Glampire or Linda Dano as Prince? - Towleroad
Kate Hudson's tit looks like it's deflating and I'm blaming it all on that bedazzled horn - Hollywood Tuna
Ke$hit looks a little like the drag queen Marilyn on Vibe Magazine. Gavin Rossdale would totally hit it and then lie about it to every magazine. - Drunken Stepfather
The picture of Tom Hanks, Halle Berry and Hugh Grant is way more interesting if you picture all of them fingering each other's b-holes - The Berry
Jon Hamm might've pulled a George Clooney on his longtime piece - Celebitchy
Fuggie Fug looks like a Lindsay Lohan clone and I'm not sure which one of them should be offended by that - ICYDK
Which is more confusing: The current state of Rose McGowan's face or her choosing to wear Spandex leggings with those shorts? - Popoholic
The new Django Unchained trailer is here - IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan really has fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry (or has tried to anyway) - Hollywood Rag
How many umbrellas does it take to keep JLo's ego dry? - I'm Not Obsessed
Why didn't the Avengers movie have this in it?! - Cityrag
....Well, at least Katie Holmes' hair looks shiny - Popsugar
Except for Anne Hathaway, everyone looks like they're struggling to push out a caca - Just Jared
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When I would visit Niagara Falls as a kid there was this brochure for some attraction that had a mummy on the front and back. The back image scared the hell out of me because the face was 'awake' - eyes bugged out and the mouth was open. On the front it looked like it was partially decomposed and it looked EXACTLY like this picture of Nicolas Cage.
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WithinReason - I is late but wanted to say hey to ya anyway!! Hey girl! : )
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:50pm.
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Yeh, that's what we've been doing now....watching a show and a half every night! Can't stop watching it but do not want it to be over! I love the writing! And I agree it is definitely one of the best shows ever. I liked The Sopranos as well.....they both share the same type of moodiness and very, very layered characters. How come they didn't get any Golden Globes I wonder?
Twatty - So looking forward to BE when we get started on this season! Yeah! Chalky is alive! : ) He is my fave character fo sure! The person I loathe the most is probably Jimmy's Mom, I think she's a piece of shit.
There's no way Hamm and Westfeldt are going to last. They will be broken up by next year. Trust.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
That is some Paul Giamatti realness right there!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh so he's working on the sequel of "Leaving las Vegas", I can tell. I think it's titled "Living Las Vegas: Like there's no tomorrow."
MrrKat -- hon, I can't tell you how many times I've imagined a Meloni/Hamm sandwich, well, except the times I've thrown Mark Harmon into the mix, too. Yeah, I'm kinky that way.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:37pm.
Hekki -- it's because Jon Hamm met me and he told Westfeldt he can't commit because, well, you know, Twatty's in the picture. Once you go Twat you don't go back.
Ooooooooooh! Better not let Mr. Meloni find out!
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ETA/On topic: Mmmmm, a Jon Hamm sandwich.
@Vibe. We know what KeSha looks like.
We. have. seen. the. beach. pics!
You can't fool us with the photoshopped waist and ass curves
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Submitted by Rosemary Young; "Mark my words: when Jon Hamm finally dumps Jennifer, within a year he will have impregnated someone else."
Yup!
Gross. Imagine having that choker-wearing hag hanging all over you?
Wow...that is some honker.
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Mark my words: when Jon Hamm finally dumps Jennifer, within a year he will have impregnated someone else.
I don't believe it, Hamm? No way, never. It's probably Jennifer who doesn't want to ruin a good thing.
Those little pugs are so cute. The one with the helmet at 0:40, lol too funny!;p
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Jon Hamm reeks douchebag to me. Blechhhhh
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:24pm.
The actor also shines as Omar on 'The Wire'
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Daniee The Wire is amazing isn't it! IMO next to The Sopranos I thought it was the best thing I've ever seen on TV as far as a TV show goes and it's just BARELY behind Tony and the boys, again JMO. Omar is a GREAT character as well!
I saw it late as well, I took it out from the library not ever having heard about it and I was hooked after the first disk. I went back and started at season one and went a week or two on a Wire marathon.
Hi Twatty!! I keep missing you these days. How are you doing?
@Daniee, hi as well.
OnT: Not feeling it for the Cage, smh ;p
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Daniee -- good news, Chalky is alive & well. The dude who plays Chalky is a great actor, I just wish there was more of him on the show. Another great addition to "Boardwalk Empire" this season is Bobby Cannavale -- man, his character is super violent, and rather appealing, I might add.
Yeh, Twatty : ) Love Chalky!! (don't tell me if he is dead, cause I am not caught up with this current season yet!) The actor also shines as Omar on 'The Wire' which I am watching now. It's an older show, but I didn't really know about it (HBO) 'till now. It's perhaps the best show I have seen in quite some time. REAL serious storylines however and it could be a downer.
Daniee -- is that Chalky White ("Boardwalk Empire") in your avie?
Whamo! That's funny and messed up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Daniee -- that idiot surfer dude on TMZ, Max, thinks Upton is the bomb because he's under 26 and has an IQ of 10.
Hekki & Talkdirty2me -- Anyone with good vision, a brain and a sense of decency knows that she's a skinny/fat, sloppy-titted fame whore who will shake her udders and display her thick torsoed frame for any Tom, Dick & Terry (Richardson). I've seen those videos of her "dancing." Seriously, I think she's extraordinarily vile and unladylike, a total tramp. I can't say anything nice about the trollop.
That chick sitting beside cage should be in one.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin: "...Upton is going to be huge... all she ever does is throw those fat sloppy tits all over the place..."
LMFPO at "fat sloppy tits" because that's exactly what they are.
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So do you think Kate Upton would be offended if you asked to get on her hands and knees....and then sat down beside on a milking stool?
Hey I could squirt milk in my kitty's mouth! :)
Submitted by Twat Muffin: "...Upton is going to be huge... all she ever does is throw those fat sloppy tits all over the place..."
LMFPO at "fat sloppy tits" because that's exactly what they are.
Udders.
And her torso is a perfect rectangle. No waist. Which is fine if you're a regular person. For a swimsuit model, it boggles the mind. If that's the standard, I could be on the cover of SI.
Bitch next to Nic Cage has a nose like Voldemort.
Twat- yes, definitely a road trip if Hamm ever wises up and leaves Westfeldt :).
Twatty for me it's her freaky baby teeth and mega gums. When she smiles with her teeth it makes me shudder. Her face is ordinary and only cute because it still has its baby fat. I' grew up with girls who had huge tits when they were young and there's a very small window for big youthful tits. You hit 20, those jugs are gonna be swingin and covered in stretch marks, blergg! Her fame will last only as long as it takes the law of gravity to work its magic.
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I dunno, I just think Upton DOES appeal to her demographic which is guys under 26. From what I recall, if she is big tittied, blonde, bouncy and doesn't wear a lot, that tends to work.
Talkdirty2me -- OMG, you put it so perfectly! Upton is going to be huge, she's skinny fat at this point. I don't even think she's good-looking, she's got that hairy mole on her upper lip, and all she ever does is throw those fat sloppy tits all over the place and dance in slutty videos for that perv Terry Richardson whom I'm sure she gives rim jobs to. But I do believe you insulted our bovine friends in your description -- I'm kidding, LOL!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:07pm.
I think it's all just a load of codswallop.
Speaking of non-Americanisms, I was reading some of your quaint island expressions just last nite. I'll list of a few of them the next time I see you online. Some of them are just invented nonsense, like Joyce; others are normal English but twisted to fit a new sitchiation.
OT: What's wrong with Nic flying First? That's where they start to pour before you leave the gate.
Enough with this Kate Upton broad!!! I have friends who FAR surpass her in beauty. It's just a set of udders on a blonde guys, you like that, go throw a wig on a cow. She's going to be heifer sized in a year or so anyway...
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miz cynical -- road trip to LA if Hamm breaks up with old chipmunk cheeks, right? Seriously, I'd be all over that man like a cheap suit, I'd mop the floor with him.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:14pm
I lasted one day on that site (before Michael)
They have no sense of humor and alot of them are permanently on the rag. I think that's what got me kicked off come to think of it.
I don't believe that Hamm and Westfeldt are on the outs, either; however, doesn't the Enquirer normally get their stories straight? Hmmmm. And if they did break up- my ass will be the first one on a plane or bus to L.A. (and I just got back from there on Wednesday!).
I would not be proud of this photo if I were either one of them.
There. I said what most of you are thinking.
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I do not like her cheek implants or fillers or what ever is making her look as if her cheeks are pregnant.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
i like hamm. i like westfeldt. i really liked "friends with kids" despite the wiig. anyway, i totally see her as desperate to still matter. she seems desperate in her acting so i imagine it's true in her real life, too. i hate to say it because i do like them together.
linda dano as prince made me guffaw. like, for reals.
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Celebitchy loves the whole soap opera thing, so I really doubt the Hamm story is completely accurate. Plus, Jennifer does not come across at all as clingy or insecure. She has always had alot of her own stuff going on.
haha @ Islandgirl good one!
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That's a cute photo! She looks thrilled - he looks sleepy!
Kate Hudson doesn't need to given who her parents are, but girl tries FAR too hard.
What happened to all that luscious chest fur Nic Cage used to have? Did it fall out or does he wax that now? How disappointing.
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:02pm.
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lmao...I just want to hear more about the spotted dick! ;)
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tojo, don't even get me started on the clotted cream. :P
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:59pm.
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I think it's all just a load of codswallop.
Look at JLo in Berlin in those knit pants and those shoes! I think she raided Sophia Petrillo's old trunk.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:54pm.
That McFly tale is the lamest rock band story ever. And it's hardly scandalous news that Lohan is a drunken, shameless whore.
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But it put them right off their steaks!! Who knows what happened to their tea and crumpets??
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lmao...I just want to hear more about the spotted dick! ;)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:58pm.
hahaha. I know. I was quickly scanning the thing and I thought, This reads very British...
Westfeldt's a foolio if she thinks that Hamm might marry her--at least anytime soon--or that he isn't cheating madly on her. I mean, have you seen that howitzer he lugs around?