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Princess Daphne from Dragon's Lair!

Paying more than a quarter for an arcade game in the early 80s, or even mid-80s, was some unheard of, crazy, slap a ho kind of shit until Dragon's Lair came along. Dragon's Lair was birthed from the brain of legendary animator Don Bluth, it cost two quarters and it was just like playing a cartoon. The back walls of many arcades were covered in young minds that were blown across the room from playing a real-life cartoon!

So, in Dragon's Lair, Dirk the Daring, a bumbling ass knight who was clumsier than a drunk toddler, had to save the really hot Princess Daphne from an evil dragon who locked her in a castle.

Of course, the star of the game (and the only reason I played) was Princess Daphne. Princess Daphne was everything you could want from a princess and I'm sure Queen Elizabeth has been trying for years to get Prince Hot Ginge to marry a Princess Daphne Real Doll. Princess Daphne was as demure as Courtney Stodden deep throating a soft-serve, as graceful as Shauna Sand running down a cobblestone street in exquisite lucite heels and it's been said that the bubble wand was modeled after her coochie, because she definitely queefs bubbles. Princess Daphne was perfect and yes a huge reason for why I'm saying that has everything to do with her gorgeous outfit from Fredrick's. You know, as a kid, I never knew why Princess Daphne was all about Dirk the Daring, but now I know why. I mean, a big nose usually means a big peen. And if he has a big nose, but not a big peen, you can always hump the nose.

And I'm pretty sure Princess Daphne went on to move into an apartment in Santa Monica with Jack Tripper and Janet Wood.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:53pm.

LOL Bango, I think if you sign out and sign back in you can see the change. Sometimes there's a lag. Looked like a guy with something on his head? heeheehee

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:22pm.

What's it look like? It's still the same ol' same ol' on my end, but I was fucking around with another pic.... But it wouldn't change. Me so dumb.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:20pm.

Bango, what's that in your avie!? Didn't recognize you?! ;p

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:09pm.

Dirty dirty! And those are some pointy nips! lol

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:06pm.

Hmmm.

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Submitted by Oyster on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:48pm.

The last part of this game is bang-your-head-against-the-wall difficult, "to slay the dragon, use the magic sword! *giggle*" - her voice really makes it, but I'll always be more of a Space Ace "Kimmy" person m'self. "I'lll savvve yyyooouu KKIIiiiiMMMMMyyyyYYY!!"

Submitted by Chubby.Cox on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:54am.

I kept waiting for MK to talk about her glass etching nipples.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:26am.

She looks familiar, but I don't recall playing this game. The big arcade games when I was little were Aliens and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I always had to leave right after beating Baxter (the fly?)

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:20am.

I hate slutty cartoon.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:13am.

this trick is working it harder than coco ever could...
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:10am.

Ugh, so this is the bitch that started that "pointy nail" trend...

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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:02am.

I used to love this video game! I thought it was super cool because you could play a cartoon.

Ahhh, the days of hanging out at the arcade.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:56am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:57am.

*would*

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*wood*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:27am.

*would*

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:13am.

Submitted by Supertramp on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:36am.

No wonder society today is raising a generation of under age & classless sluts.
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Cause their parents played this? This is 30 years old :) :P

Submitted by Supertramp on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:06am.

Kinda slutty for a cartoon.

No wonder society today is raising a generation of under age & classless sluts.

Submitted by kla on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:02am.

I'm right there with you, Hekki.
And WTF is going on with her ass in the first thumbnail?

Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:53am.

Nobody brings the random like you, MK!! That was the first arcade game that had semi-realistic graphics and action. I played the shit out of that game in elementary school!! Awesome :D

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Submitted by boredashell on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:04am.
Looks like she was modeled after Nina Hartley!
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Submitted by guest on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:48am.

She's a bit pornish.

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Submitted by boredashell on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:34am.

Looks like she was modeled after Nina Hartley!

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:32am.

You could cut glass with that right nipple.
This game blew dead bears anyway, I never understood why anyone put their hard earned quarters into this one.

Asteroids, Donkey Kong, Centipede blew it away:P