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If you're an actor type who really wants to get your hands around the gold-plated career dildo known as an Oscar statue, you either have to be Meryl Streep, a pretty white girl or you have to Christian Bale it by going HONGRAY. Matthew McConaughey is going with the latter, because he's starving his way to that Oscar. No, Matthew McConaughey is not playing a final days Vincent Price or Marc Anthony in a biopic. The Texas T-Rex is playing real person Ron Woodruff, a drug addict with HIV who became an AIDS activist. Matthew tells UsWeekly that the muscles melted from his body from going on a high-protein, low-carb diet, and every time his stomach started begging for ANYTHING, he shut it up by looking at that terrifying picture of him getting fucked in the butt with dollar bills.
Is Matthew really trying to say that he lost all that weight from dieting? T-Rex, please. Obviously, Matthew is going through a terrible, terrible break-up. Dude can't eat, can't sleep and he's dead in the eyes from crying his soul out. I'm talking about Matthew's break-up with his bong. Matthew and his bong re-enacted the "So Long" scene from Gone with the Wind, because he has to temporarily let it go if he doesn't want to stuff his stoner mouth hole with Funyun nachos and mac 'n cheese pancakes. A bong break-up is the worst break-up.
And we should really send our good thoughts to Matthew's shirts and sweaters, because they probably think it's the end of the world and are so scared now that he's wearing them again.
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"you either have to be Meryl Streep, a pretty white girl or you have to Christian Bale it by going HONGRAY."
And you also have to be able to ACT. Meryl and Christian can ACT.
McConnaughey is a one trick pony. And at his age he shouldn't be pulling dangerous stunts like this. Because at his age that's all it is...a stunt. But one that's going to give him a heart attack. Even Bale has since admitted, after doing The Machinist, that it was a stupid thing to do.
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Sal, yeah, I think I'll skip tuna for while too. But don't stay away too long, so tasty. Not sure how to get around the mercury though. That family recipe sounds a little too good, haha It's dangerous when people start talking food around here! ;p
You on a diet? Probably have to stay away from salt, greasy foods, and choleste-blahblahblah! If it's not in the house, then you're safe! lol
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Wowlie, Zombie Rojo Caliente? Get someone to go as Cynthia and take a little ginger baby, so cuuute! She does have some hot outfits, you could wear a little suit with a wig and be a standout! lol
*plus you could pick out DL'ers if they recognize the name when you told them!* ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:18pm.
Heya Sal, Do you eat a lot of tuna? lol How's it going?
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Within I usually buy an 8-pack, and just today I had stir-fried rice with tuna -family recipe ;) -. I was getting concerned about eating too much because of mercury poisoning but this news will help me stay away from it for a while.
Sushi rolls will be hard to resist though.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:28pm.
How was your weekend? Do any ribs? I left a recipe for ya on friday's OP for the rib tips.
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You know I did not. There were 6 couples, 12 of us for those of you in Rio Linda, that got together Saturday night. We all brought something and had a nice sit down dinner. Well for once Jack was the responsible adult, my girlfriend and I left about o'clock. TURNS OUT, about midnight these seemingly responsible, forty something yo adults decide to drop exctasy and get loose. Of course, its fuckin opposite day in AR... let me just tell you, if jack is the only responsible adult you have contact with that night, your life has taken a horrible turn for the worse and you should really dwell on the fact that MAYBE a left turn at Albequerque wasn't that bad an idea... anyhow, no, I did not smoke ribs, but wish I would have...
Ps - hello, all :)
ETA - I did get your recipe and it sounds fantastic.
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"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Within, yes! I'm dressing up, just can't decide as what.
Hmmm maybe i'll go as Zombie Rojo Caliente! Nah, ppl will think that the blood is from having given Cynthia Nixon head during her period.
*hurk* sorry to gross you out!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:31pm.
Hoarders is on! Nite guys...sorry its a compulsion. *scratches self and looks for Pine Sol*
OMG I totally forgot it's on! Hoarders and Intervention! And I'm totally having a deja vu right now......
side note, I wish I could lose weight like Matthew McConaughey. Skinny man-bitch.
Heya Sal, Do you eat a lot of tuna? lol How's it going?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:04pm.
Mike, omg, see how Morbid segues from the loss, to how the machine looks, to making tuna?
Yeah, poor guy.
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Hiya Within!
I guess I won't be buying Bumblebee in the near future and if I see it at discount price, then I'll know where it was cooked in.
Mike, omg, see how Morbid segues from the loss, to how the machine looks, to making tuna?
Yeah, poor guy.
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Sounds fun Wowlie! You dressing up? Just don't go as KK! ;p
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:49pm.
That (and the list at the end of the article) is probably one of th worst ways to die.
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See, that's one of the reasons I like The DD. No matter how crappy you're feeling, you'll quickly learn that it could be much, much worse.
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Ain't that the troof!
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Hey! *waves @ mike and Within*
I've been pretty busy! With choir practice and work. I wish I could say that I've been partying and just going out a lot but no. There *is* a Halloween party coming up this Friday so I have that to look forward to.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:49pm.
That (and the list at the end of the article) is probably one of th worst ways to die.
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See, that's one of the reasons I like The DD. No matter how crappy you're feeling, you'll quickly learn that it could be much, much worse.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:46pm.
Howdy, Owlie! What's shakin'?
That (and the list at the end of the article) is probably one of th worst ways to die.
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Course you'll be fine Mike. Before you know it you'll be packing and flying out. I'd be figuring out how to take as few things as possible, hate checking luggage... but in this case it'd be nearly impossible, I think. You'll be feeling excited soon, I'm sure. lol
*Hi Wowlie* How you doing?
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@mike, D :
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I also like to dip poporn in mayo or mustard. I found out I liked it purely on accident.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:41pm.
Team fries with ketchup AND mayo mixed. It's a German thing, we can't help it. It's fucking delicious !
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I've done tha since I was a kid. It was supposed to be a recipe for thousand island dressing. Sometimes I add relish. P :
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Anyone buy Bumblebee brand canned tuna? You may have more to worry about than dolphin meat:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/10/15/bumble-bee-tuna-plant-worker-kill...
Hoarders is on! Nite guys...sorry its a compulsion. *scratches self and looks for Pinesol*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:25pm.
What's up Mike? Not a good week?
*waves at PrettyHateMachine* ;p
Nothing major. Just a case of thr Monday blahs. Th weather was yucky, and I had an extremely dull day at work. I'll be fine.
What's up Mike? Not a good week?
*waves at PrettyHateMachine* ;p
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ESE, you a FLASHER? No pants party it is, then! See ya! •ღ♩
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:28pm.
Mike.. I see! It's been like winter here for the past week or so. Talk about Depressing! Hope things pick up with You!
Thanks. I'll be all right.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:07pm.
aaaawwww.... ain't that cute!... you think that i actually bother with the under knickers(tips hat to British dlisters for the "knickers" usage!)... it's a pants, or no pants world out there WR, and i'm going free!!... heeheehee!
alright, i just had a minute... i gotta get back to the... *insert important job title concerning the very fabric of life here*, folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9SMXkpowo0
catch ya all when i can!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, you said it the other day, remember? Now I'm thinking you sit around in your boxers, teeheehee. I'm sorry! ;p
Yeah, to the Cash.
♫ I fell into a burning ring of fire / I went down, down, down and the flames went higher/ And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire ♫
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 9:51pm.
i'll deal with ya... yes to the cape, but for jeebus' sake, no way to the pants!!... seems like a fair deal to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, put your cape on! And your pants on too, hahaha :P
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well, raspberries!
i get a couple of minutes away from the grind that is teaching salamanders to blow vodka fireballs,(out of their mouths, people!... don't be crass!)and somebody's REALLY pushing christian louboutin...
i'm sold!!
i'm gonna look awfully silly in 'em, but... i just admire the persistence of salespeople on the internet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0hzvFuRunk&feature=relmfu
*waves howdy to all*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:29pm.
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Are you having a bad day Mike?
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Mike.. I see! It's been like winter here for the past week or so. Talk about Depressing! Hope things pick up with You!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:43pm.
JTROS Yummy! I only like chocolate if it's mixed with peanut butter!
Mike why the rough day? My rough days are ended with alcohol
Just a case of The Mondays, I reckon. It was also very dreary here today.
Trader Joes has a great four-cheese mix that is awesome on pizza.
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There's no way anyone can lose weight that fast unless they're on some sort of drug.
When Bale lost 80 pounds for his role in The Machinist he said his diet consisted of black coffee and green apples. He forgot to mention speed and cocaine.
Jumping in: onion rings with bbq sauce. Yaass!
JTROS Yummy! I only like chocolate if it's mixed with peanut butter!
Mike why the rough day? My rough days are ended with alcohol
We can't keep ice cream in the house. We would all weight 500 pounds.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:20pm.
I just asked because I had some earlier (I've had a rough day).
I had a little leftover veggie carbonara (Cooking Light has great recipes) and a pint of Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream for dinner. It was awesome.
Side- eyes mike . Ok, Slingblade.
Mike I haven't ordered it yet. I think I'll do that now since you reminded me...I'm a space case ;)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:53pm.
Have thought anymore about trying that substance you asked me about a week or so ago?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:45pm.
I can't remember the last time I had a french fry, but I dip those things in mustard.
I'm weird.
I used to like mustard sandwiches when I was a kid.
That's it, I'm gone, gotta get me a steakncheese (what true DC'ers call it.)
I would do a Papa John's tonight if I didn't have pizza over the weekend. I can get up to ten toppings on a Redskins special for like ten bucks or so.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
VME yum! I make pasta too tonight, but I made wheat linguine that I tossed in olive oil with cut up tomatoes, basil, and garlic. Then I melted a little cheese on top . I make that almost once a week with a spinach salad. I'm easy!