Whore Moon Over Miami
You probably can't tell that's Kim Kardashian's ass since it doesn't have a black peen all up in it, but that's Kim Kardashian's ass. "Yes, I'll have an order of the piss-glazed rump roast with a side of cold whore topped with gay sardines" is probably what every diner at Prime 112 in Miami ordered last night when they watched a panty-less Kim stroll in with Kanye West.
Ever since Kanye took over as Kim's head stylist, he's really done his best to make her look like it takes several master sausage casers, a half a dozen pig wranglers, a herd of tugboats and a hundred tubs of mantequilla to get her dressed. The hell is she wearing? A better question is, who the hell does she think she is? Bitch, the year is not 1992 and next to "occupation" on your tax return, you can't write: a member of En Vogue. So give it up, turn it loose!
Speaking of turning it loose, Reggie Bush and his knocked up piece had dinner at a restaurant right next to Prime 112 at the same time Kim and Kanye were making a dining room full of people get the heaves from being exposed to that much smugness. So when Kim and Kanye came out, one of the paps asked her if she wanted to congratulate Reggie for putting a fetus in a trick. That made Kanye bust into one of his theatrical bitch meltdowns and he grabbed at the pap's camera.
Meanwhile, Kim smiled the whole time, because: a) She was getting more attention and; b) Bitch was extra light in the head (and that's saying a lot), because her skirt was on so damn tight.
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wow. She either has one of those funhouse stretchy mirrors or is visually impaired. Those are the only two excuses for wearing that.
It just irks me that she has more money than God with zero taste.
Who is the spook next to her? Her ass is big enough to also have a ego and mouth walk around with her!
Ewwww. Kim FAT!!!!
Dear Michael K: The skies in NYC are less glittery without you here in our fair city. But thank you for not letting me down with the editorial bitch-slaps while you're out in L.A. I especially enjoyed this one: "Bitch, the year is not 1992 and next to 'occupation' on your tax return, you can't write: a member of En Vogue." Genius.
Oh my Gawd, Becky, look at her butt.
Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 1:44am.
I would bet that Kim K is pregnant too - she looks bloated !
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nah thats just her without ten layers of spanx. she wanted her bare ass to show through her skirt. which makes me want to vomit. put the spanx back on bitch!
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
What a spongy tub of shit.
Kim is just a vile cunt. These 2 douchebags deserve each other.
Thumbs 8-11, they're giving me a little Ice and Coco. Except, you know, not as refined and elegant as Ice and Coco.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Kanye girl, you ought to know better! Man-cleavage is SO OVER.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
She looks like an exploding can of Pillsbury dough biscuits
Change is coming through my Shadow
The Urinal is 31, not 20! That ass with all that back fat on someone who has time to exercise is truly a crime. **checks own aging ass and beams with pride**
Reggie Bush is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT!
Ugh her ass looks disgusting!
Reggie Bush is so fucking fine! Delicious. I so would.
Kanye has to be punking Kim, it's the only explanation for these outfits.
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You beautiful, fucking tree slut - Spirk, baby.
Kanye is a big ol' queen and when this act is over (5 mins after paps quit taking their pictures), she will be all over the rags talking about how he made her dress funny and was mean to her. Both of these people are too old for this shit.
Kanye, admit that you like the boys and Kim, admit that you're an untalented whore that has passed the marrying/baby birthing window due to having been pissed on in a video. That was shot by your mom.
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Love the Moms in your life. It would suck with out them.
ok, look through all eleventy billion barf inducing pics to find something nice and I like her shoes in the main pic.
there, I found something nice.
eta: WAIT! is that fabric see-through in the main pic? please tell me thats a dress seam and not her ass crack!!!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
WTF is wrong with her asssssssssses???!!! not an ass...it's asses!!!! it's like a new disgusting planet!
Coma Caca!
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This is the opposite of "unaffected" - So tired of these attention ho's walking around doing nothing every day. Why do you do this to us MK, why? LOL >_<
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As my late beloved Czechoslovakian grandmother would say, "Oy yoy yoy!" Or, as my ex-husband would say, "You do not want to know what viruses are cruising that canal!"
She is crass and trash and offensive to all my senses.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Ho is way too fat to be wearin that out of date shit.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:01pm.
She has the same problem as Mariah. Not fat, but wear stuff so small and tight that they look fat.
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Agreed. That's the reason a lot of people have a muffin top.
She's also not proportioned. JLo and Salma know how to dress for their figure.
It's a matter of time before this tramp starts laying down on the sidewalk with her legs open for all to see.
She has the same problem as Mariah. Not fat, but wear stuff so small and tight that they look fat.
And once again, Kim's ass is so fucking gross. From the front, I think her body is very nice.
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I'm back cuz I too cannot get over this shit. How the fuck does someone with all her money and knowing damn well she is going to be photographed and plastered on the internet, go out in public like that? Besides having the whole pimp/hoe look going on...notice how she is on the outside towards the street when they are walking, (it's like an advertisement to the johns!) they also look twacked the fuck out.
They remind me of tweakers that think they look all gorgeous-looking but in reality they look like shit. Kanye being all sweaty isn't helping either. Then check out her pupils. They gotta be on coke or meth, one or the other.
Of course Kanye flipped out with the mention of Reggie; he will never be the real man Kim wants and they both know it. Problem is, Reggie had too much class and sense to stay with Kim and her famewhore ways-he has character so he dumped her. Now Kim is with someone just like herself and they are probably both miserable when the bulbs are not flashing.
Someone mentioned why both Kim & Reggie were in the same area.....Reggie plays for the Miami Dolphins so has more reason to be there then the two publicity hound pigs. I bet Kim being in the same area makes Kanye insecure as hell. No worries though, Reggie don't want your Skank no more!
barf
for someone who used to be a celebrity stylist & a clothing designer herself.. and is dating a fashion designer.. she finds it possible to look like sh*t all the time.. can she not find anything that fits? if it doesnt fit then have some clothes made for you.. what is her problem.. how many more outfits does she need to bust out of?
Gayfish compared to that incredibly sexy football player...dayum, Reggie is mui delicioso, Kimmy Urinal Cakes must be fffreakin'! I like his new baby mamma already!
It wouldn't have been so bad if she had on panties to cover up her ass. That shit just looks tres tacky. This made me cry from laughing so hard:
he's really done his best to make her look like it takes several master sausage casers, a half a dozen pig wranglers, a herd of tugboats and a hundred tubs of mantequilla to get her dressed. The hell is she wearing? A better question is, who the hell does she think she is? Bitch, the year is not 1992 and next to "occupation" on your tax return, you can't write: a member of En Vogue. So give it up, turn it loose!
Oh, Kim. You're not fat but wearing clothes that are six sizes too small makes you look like you are. And please, save the Fem!Sephiroth cosplay for Comic Con.
It must be strange to have the lower end of a rhino for an ass...that's what I really meant to say.
Curves are nice but that outfit is doing her noooo favors. She looks like a classless pig.
Officially FAT.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I can smell her stinking ass way up here in Central Flori-duh..... anyway why is she morphing into the Octomom?
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Is she wearing no underwear? I can see her asscrack through the skirt.
LOL @ back fat roll in thumb 6!
And that top looks like a black maternity bra. I had one of those with flaps for nursing.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
That has to be the worst outfit I have seen her in. Who goes out to eat dinner wearing a top like that? People want to eat and not have to look at back fat and crack. Gross.
no.
to say she looks more and more like a whore is an insult to whores everywhere.
as Michael Kors has said so eloquently (although not about her)
"slutty,slutty, slutty".
Does she have someone who wipes for her?
Kanye looks sweaty in every picture. Girl needs a cooler dryer climate.
dayum Kimmy Urnial Cakes is seriously desperate to one up Reggie...sorry Urinal Cakes, he has a classier cooler piece, and you are just a fucking hog in too tight clothes...my apologies to all the cute hogs out there...she is NNAASSTTAAYY and btw, I think it is so appropriate that her sisters are both reproducing and marrying, her ex flame has a gorgeous new piece preggers, and Kimmy is stuck with a controlling Gayfish, karma is divine!!
Dear jeebus she looks terrible. She doesn't see that back fat roll when she looks in the mirror? If her man wants her plumper and she's willing to oblige, at least cover it up girl.
Sorry to be negative, but she looks kind of fat and pretty awful. Not the right outfit...and I don't want to hear that she's "curvy". She's short and chubby with a HUGE dumpy ass. J-Lo is curvy. Salma Hayek is curvy. The list goes on and on. And in the shape that Kim is currently in, I don't include her on that list.
As much money as she has, she should have a better stylist. Because they did her no favors with this outfit. Just dreadful. And trying WAY too hard.
She is pretty from the front. Then you swing WAAAAYYYY around to the back and... It's just so fucking BIG. And cheesey. Does she think that shit is attractive? Fuck!
Angelyne does it better.
Kim, buy a better ass with the Japanese painted ass skirts!
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I thought ALL those thumbs were smug Kim/Kanye and wondered why they changed to fuglier clothes.
She is pretty from the front. Then you swing WAAAAYYYY around to the back and... It's just so fucking BIG. And cheesey. Does she think that shit is attractive? Fuck!
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:21pm.
I truly thought that was the seam of her skirt. Spank you all for pointing out that it is, indeed, her ass crack.
Wait, wait--that's her butt crack?!?
[checks pix--sees neither back seam nor kick pleat on skirt]
Good LORD! What cheap, thin fabric! Guess it matches the cheap wearer, though. Hmm, the More You Know...