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So, basically, another half-time show I'll be skipping. Thanks for the heads-up.

And btw, WTF with that ghetto-looking name-tag locker-labeling shit on her face? I get that it's football, but it's not 1980.

I'd be curious to see what she keeps hidden under those extravagant lace fronts. I wonder if there's any hair left at all...

OLOL those pics of Casper the "GQ model" ghost.

MK, how about tomorrow, Ann Lava, Wednesday's good. ;p

The Berry, boy nipples = cute!

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Now we know how she's going to announce her next "pregnancy"

Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:05pm.

Just after Madonna's Super Bowl performance, I shuddered at the possibility of next Year's performer being that overrated bitch Beyoncé. Turns out I was right. Beyoncé is a headliner on my Shit List, along with Eminem, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z, Kanye West, 50 Cent, the Republican Party, the Catholic Church, the Mormon Church, the People's Republic of China, Vladimir Putin and the Russian Federation, white guys with guitars on American Idol, Judd Apatow, Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Lil' Wayne, Desperate Housewives, the Fake Housewives of Wherever, the word "real", the word "panini" used as a singular noun when it's technically a plural noun, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, The Sopranos, hipster culture, screaming preachers on the street corners, Ann Coulter, The Office, Saturday Night Live, bullies, Jersey Shore, 30 Rock, Michelle Malkin, and Katy Perry.
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SO can I love you?

_Only fat peoples music for me thanks_

Submitted by flo on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 1:37am.

Justin Timberlake is actually banned from coming back to the Superbowl.
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Good. I'll always believe he had his own idea to make that performance memorable and doublecrossed Janet Jackson. He wanted to out do Britney's performance at the VMA's when she kissed Madonna.

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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

Panino! Just like graffiti vs. a graffito.

The top of my shitlist is hyphenated last names. HAAAATE THEMMMM! Cumbersome. Just pick a last
name already.

"This world is a whore."

Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:56pm.

She was on Real Time the other night, and said every white person who voted for Obama is a racist who feels guilty lol. Maher is the only one who can get her to shut up, even when he calls her "sweetie." He has said that they've had dinner together, and I'm convinced they're fucking or she has a crush on him because she was more timid than usual. She is a caricature and a silly fame whore who gets away with it, like Palin, because she is considered attractive, even though without the blonde hair she would look pretty awful in the face.
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Ive heard some shit about Maher being a childish and gross misogynist & she is an angry, angry bitch . Can you imagine how awful these two going at it would be?
She probably fucks him hard with a wide dildo before he does her. (I guess that isnt so bad....but with these two...Gross!)
And I agree, she isnt pretty at all.

Justin Timberlake is actually banned from coming back to the Superbowl.

The singular of "panini" is "panino". I should know this, because I studied Italian for four years in college and am certificated in that regard.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:20am.
Reforming Destiny's Child is a great idea, too. It should have Gwyneth Paltrow in it this time, though.

Cameron Diaz looks like one tough broad, she could take a real pounding. I'd screw her til she saw tweety birds circling her head. Sexy bitch.

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Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:13am.

Isn't it GREAT???? OMG Beyonce's doing the Super Bowl!!! And rumors are already starting the her husband JAY Z!!!! might make an appearance onstage! Or there might just be a reunion with her sisters of song, DESTINY'S CHILD!!!!!!! OMG I can't take it I'm hyperventilating over here! This will be the bestest Super Bowl EVERRRRRRR!!!!

Please shoot me now. Please.

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Another militaristic dance routine from Beyonce will fit perfectly with the Superbowl. I didn't see the one with Prince until later and all the hype about his obscene guitar wanking made it a letdown. Michael Jackson was pretty good if you like his music. Aerosmith meeded Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake for the under 50 crowd I guess.

What's the singular of panini?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:05pm.
the word "panini" used as a singular noun when it's technically a plural noun
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I work in a kitchen store and you would die if you knew how many morons come in a say things like "I paninied it."

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Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 9:54pm.

She was on Real Time the other night, and said every white person who voted for Obama is a racist who feels guilty lol. Maher is the only one who can get her to shut up, even when he calls her "sweetie." He has said that they've had dinner together, and I'm convinced they're fucking or she has a crush on him because she was more timid than usual. She is a caricature and a silly fame whore who gets away with it, like Palin, because she is considered attractive, even though without the blonde hair she would look pretty awful in the face.

Is Anne Coulter still a thing? I don't hear a peep about her these days.

Not that I'm complaining...

Her face is very scary. She kinda looks like Prince in drag. Or Prince in a weave. (Drag may be redundant.)

Stay away from open flames with that weave.

HOLY Ben Affleck! That is a dramatic improvement. I always saw him as the coattail riding dumb friend of Damon, but recently I've been impressed with his directing of The Town and this film Argo looks decent as well.

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I am sure that noise I heard today was the massive groans from football fans around the country today.

Beyonce?, GROAN..............

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*ignores Beyonce*

Ben Affleck looks better! He's always sort of reminded me of my ex boyfriend. Tall, nice build, asshole prick..
except my ex had a much better face.

it feels like I've seen Heyonce at ath Super Bowl. That's bow overexposed she and her generation is. They all circle the same entertainment venues, tv shows, talk shows, endorsements, charities, reality shows...tired of the same tired people. I don't care how many whatevers you've sold.

Good on Jeremy Lin. He looks GOOD. I must say I've met actor Rick Yune in person and let me tell you, he is not to be believed.... he's that good looking and sexy. I still can't believe it and this was like 5 years ago. His photographs don't do him any justice at all.

Submitted by AlexDSSF: "...Beyoncé is a headliner on my Shit List, along with... the word "panini" used as a singular noun when it's technically a plural noun..."

*swooooon*

Why is B doing duck face?

Re: "white boys nipple alert" and James Eysenbach's comment that she's travelling the world "and visiting friends all over Europe". Gurrrrl - puhleeze....we all know those "friends" are tricks you've "met" on gaydar and the "visiting" involves all of them fucking you silly. Get your shots at the free clinic when you get home, honey.

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Garner and Ben seem so done to me. In all pics I've seen of thm together lately they aren't actually physically near ech other. No connection whatsoever.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:55pm.
So it will have unbelievable sound and probably be in 3-D.

Piper Laurie: And Eve was weak. SAY IT WOMAN!
Sissy Spacek: Eve was weak! Eve was weak!

I love that movie.

"He took me...and I LIKED IT!"

Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 8:05pm.
^^^^

LOL. Seems we share the same shit list.

How do you feel about the Kardashians and the phrase "the reason why"? lol

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AlexDSSF, it's all your fault! (JK) : P

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Just after Madonna's Super Bowl performance, I shuddered at the possibility of next Year's performer being that overrated bitch Beyoncé. Turns out I was right. Beyoncé is a headliner on my Shit List, along with Eminem, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z, Kanye West, 50 Cent, the Republican Party, the Catholic Church, the Mormon Church, the People's Republic of China, Vladimir Putin and the Russian Federation, white guys with guitars on American Idol, Judd Apatow, Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Lil' Wayne, Desperate Housewives, the Fake Housewives of Wherever, the word "real", the word "panini" used as a singular noun when it's technically a plural noun, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, The Sopranos, hipster culture, screaming preachers on the street corners, Ann Coulter, The Office, Saturday Night Live, bullies, Jersey Shore, 30 Rock, Michelle Malkin, and Katy Perry.

Hopefully, someone rips her wig off. *I volunteer*

Haha! That pic of RPatz. It's like he has to wear hair molding gel but does not wanna.

Agreed that Lainey is a deeply unfunny poser personality disordered tampon! She resides here in Vancouver. Most of us feel the same.

Submitted by feelsblind on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:44pm.
"She actually lives in a dlister's (Hekki) building in NYC."

Poor Hekki.
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Oh, wow. Hekki - do you leave hot sauce and shit in her mailbox and steal her morning paper? Oh wait....she probably does not read the liberal media!!!

Must be awesome to enjoy the neighborhood and digs that Miss Ann Coulter can afford on the Upper East Side! God, I wonder what her monthly rent is?

Love, love, love her! My heroine! So smart, such a thorn in the sides of liberals!

Just wanna say how much I CANNOT STAND Lainey. Anyone heard her report live on tv? Irritating as fuck.

And her writing is just...I dunno...nasty. And unfunny as fuck.

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Submitted by bloodsicle on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:38pm.

Hello Jeremy Lin. I know he isn't an actor, but Hollywood really needs to get over that idea that Asian guys can't be sexy leading men one of these days.
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Always wondered why Chow Yun Fat didn't do better in Hollywood. He had the look, so did that other guy, Cary or Gary something.

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"She actually lives in a dlister's (Hekki) building in NYC."

Poor Hekki.

all I can say is the Puppy Bowl with the Kitty Half Time Show is the only reason to look forward to Super Bowl weekend...I know I find kitties running around so much more entertaining than Beyawnce...just what this bitches ego needs more attention...wow, sad.

Volcanos are for dealing with virgins and then only to appease the gods re: bounitful harvest. Annie is a job for the Ninja.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:33pm.
YES!!! National Throw Ann Coulter Into A Volcano Day - let's make this happen, bitchez!

She actually lives in a dlister's (Hekki) building in NYC.

Omg I have thought since the beginning of time that it was December 12! Oops. *feels stoooopid*

Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:30pm.

Beyonce?
This explains why we all die December 21st.
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pretty much.

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She is a good performer, and this will be a lot better than that Madge masturbatory fest. Beyonce might be annoying off stage, but she makes it about the audience when performing and works it.

Mefungirl,

Oh no no, even better...we actually all die 9 days before then!

What in the vaginalips looking hell is with Beyonce's left armpit in that pic?

So it will have unbelievable sound and probably be in 3-D.

Piper Laurie: And Eve was weak. SAY IT WOMAN!
Sissy Spacek: Eve was weak! Eve was weak!

You can't re do those two. This looks awful, Carrie can't be some 15 minute flavor of the month cutie.

I thought Sandra Bullock was pretty funny in that video.

I saw a pic of j Lo with both kids yesterday. Surprisingly, he is getting pretty cute. The daughter though...poor thing. :(

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How comes JLo never has her son around? Lately all there seem to be is her parading her daughter to the paps. I know that some parents don't always have all of their kids out at once, but with her it just seems like he's never there.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!