Wednesday, October 17th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!

Filming of Hollywood's inter-racial, all gay, Wolverine remake of Dirty Dancing was going smoothly until Hugh Jackman accidentally decapitated his co-star while attempting "the lift". - atlantapug

Runners-up:

Finally, the Anti-Masturbation League has celebrity spokespeople. - frenchflies

The bromance continued as the couple went to "Ah-Miso Honnee" nail salon for a matching man-mani and paraffin dip. - GingerSoul

via @psy_oppa

Posted by: Michael K


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GingerSoul's picture

Congrats atlantapug and frechflies.
Thanks for the daily mental stimulus Michael K.

AtomicCity's picture

Heeeeeey sexy lady, womp, womp, womp, womp, Wolviestyle!
Please let it be wolvie in the bike shorts hip thrusting in the elevator.

SANS FARDS's picture

good job, slutty sluts!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

atlantapug's picture

Thanks MK! Congrats winners.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Queenbkitty's picture

Wolverine likes it Gangbang style.

The Iron Chef Korea winner: Hammer Time, I mean Gangnam Style all the way to the BBQ.

herroyalflyness's picture

Mitt Romney's $5,000,000 paper shredder.

herroyalflyness's picture

Hugh (through his teeth): "I thought you told me you *weren't* going to wear the suit jacket. Now I look totally under-dressed for this number."

lovelylaney's picture

DP*

lovelylaney's picture

Pappillon THE MUSICAL!

What the fuck?

loopygorilla's picture

GODDD id ride that sooo hardddd!!! daYUM! *faint*

Every time Michael K. and Perez Hilton get together the claws really come out.

Vern's picture

Kate Gosselin laughs at these ball shredders.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Oppa Slash 'em style!

skabazzle's picture

Expect to see all the mutants perform a complicated Gangnam Style dance in the next X-Men film to ward off Magneto.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

skabazzle's picture

John Travolta was disappointed to learn that it wasn't Hairy Bear Day at his favorite spa after all.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

upstatestruggler's picture

blech. everyone's a fuckin' "little monster" these days.

"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

No matter how you dress it, ain't nobody gonna do "The Bird" better than Morris Day.

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Get Serious's picture

Oh no... no, no, no! That is just wrong...

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Jackman Style!

^^^ beat me to it

Aiiiyyy Macarena!

Sweetas's picture

Wolverine vs. Honeybadger: the Electric Boogaloo Years

bleecker's picture

WOLFMANG STYLE

Cookie_Monster_'s picture

Hugh Jackman to Margaret Cho: it aint easy havin crabs with these on your hands, is it?

Ben E. HaHa

Psy and Hugh Jackman complete the rare and very difficult simultaneous jumping of the shark.

Poopele's picture

No, He's Wolverine. I just hold my chopsticks like this!"

blather999's picture

After firing his publicist, Hugh Jackman proudly comes clean. His confession includes his actual height to be 5'3" instead of the 6'; a lie promoted to the press for years.

OurMissC's picture

Scientists in Australia and Japan discover the source of the sudden epidemic of perforated rectums.

OurMissC's picture

Perfect for scratching your Cisco Adler style low hanging balls.

Gangnadamantium style!

frenchflies's picture

Finally, the Anti-Masturbation League has celebrity spokespeople.

herroyalflyness's picture

It slices! It dices! And if you order now, you get a second one free! (Just pay separate shipping and handling)

bambam's picture

Here's Tom Ford's new casual and eveningwear collection for discerning super heroes.

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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

herroyalflyness's picture

Opa Jackman style!

atlantapug's picture

Filming of Hollywood's inter-racial, all gay, Wolverine remake of Dirty Dancing was going smoothly until Hugh Jackman accidentally decapitated his co-star while attempting "the lift".

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

herroyalflyness's picture

Psy and Hugh put the "pokey" in the hokey pokey.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Wolfgang Style!

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

atlantapug's picture

Queer Eye for the Clawed Guy.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Boo1212's picture

You put your right hand in....

Be Good to Each Other

Hugh Jackman will now ceremoniously pass the torch to the next Wolverine: Give it up for Mr. William Hung!

turnelbup's picture

Hugh delights in telling Psy about all of the little critters and objects he's retrieved from his small intestine with those claws over the years.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

turnelbup's picture

Hugh and Psy had to keep the Wolverine claws on lest they both succumb to the uncontrollable urge to fist each other.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

We are not Hans and Franz, but we ARE here to...slice you up!

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Edna -E- Mode's picture

An exquisite black white yin yang fugue: Pacific Rim Style.

PS Hugh's pajama pants are an Australian National Treasure.