Do You Know What Time It Is? It's Time For Foofy Foofy To Go To Jail For Beating His Fiancee
TMZ says that Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early this morning and it wasn't for assaulting retinas by looking like a Sméagol crackhead. Flavor Flav was put into handcuffs for whooping on his fiancee before pulling a knife on her teenage son. Suddenly, Gitte Nielsen doesn't feel bad about doing the Given Up On Life Waltz by rolling around in the grass with a bottle of Popov vodka in her hand.
When the cops showed up to Foofy Foofy's house, his fiancee told them that they all got into a fight which ended with New York's former fuck partner beating her ass and threatening to cut up her son with a knife. Foofy was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic violence and felony assault with a deadly weapon. Foofy was held on $23,000 bail and he later bailed out, but was immediately transported to the local Hazmat facility where they flea dipped him in a quarantine tent.
You know, I don't remember "get your ass beat" as being one of the prizes for winning Flavor of Love.
And now I need to pull out my eyeballs with pliers and soak them in some Lubriderm, because that dreadful ass mug shot has dried me out. It looks like he's been rimming a pile of ashes. Bitch should be kept in jail for that alone.
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I found the self potato one funnier but that's because I only know a couple of Johnny Cash songs. Not being a native English speaker and all. essay on time discount but "I have the wine" sounds like something Kim Zolciak would sing.
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that's flava flav??? 8-O
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Submitted by Gingah on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:29am.
Can you imagine what's growing under his nutsack?
**gags**
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OMG. no you did not
He is horrendously foul. I can smell BO and urine from his picture.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
These comments are hurting my abs, I'm laughing so hard!
ITA with Dog: Foofy's mouth resembles a butthole. Specifically, a dried-up elderly Chihuahua butthole.
Ordinarily I don't diss dreads but it looks like some constipated dogs finally took a bunch of hard dumps on his head and then he let them sit there until they turned white.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:06pm.
He should be hawking Chanel No. 5 instead of Brad Pitt. Hawt.
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He can wear the Channel No 5 around his neck instead of the clock.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:33am.
If only Aniston had gotten "engaged" to this fellow-famewhore instead of Theroux!
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LOL, man you're one "whacked" out chick Bernie but that DID make me laugh.
Are you suggesting Jenny Girl isn't "engaged" ?
At least Jen is happy unlike your miserable Power Brand Heroina and Brad "CoCo" Pitt.
It must SUCK to know the entire world is laughing at Brad.
a roach in human form...
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My God, he is one fugly, foolish, fucked-up Foofy-foo. A sorry excuse for a black man (or any man, for that matter). You never see Denzel or Jeter getting into hot water...yet, I kinda feel pity for his sorry ass. Oh well.
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He's scary looking and I cannot imagine why he is famous or why anyone would fiance themselves to him.
He deserves to be in jail after what he had done to his fiance.
If only Aniston had gotten "engaged" to this fellow-famewhore instead of Theroux!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
He looks like he's been snorting ashes.
Can you imagine what's growing under his nutsack?
**gags**
His eyelids look like zippers.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Lol, yes they do. Nice to see you FishsticksFan. I was just wondering the other day where you'd been :D
Lol, yes they do. Nice to see you FishsticksFan. I was just wondering the other day where you'd been :D
this is the face of crack you'd see all over 1990s episodes of COPS
cannot be ignored,and new trend will come with the post.
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At this point, the preservatives in the shitty jail food is the only hope there is of keeping him running.
I think the most what surprises is not that THIS POS has a fiance,that POS has been divoriced.
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I'm going with the tags on this one: Dumbasses. Gross. Trash.
WERD
I'm going to go with dehydration. Is he a sickler?
I saw him wandering through Planet Hollywood in Vegas last week with some lady. The only way I knew it was him and not some homeless bum was by the big clock hanging around his neck.
*feels stomache churning*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, speaking of eye bleach, I don't know which is more gross: Foofy doing Gitte or Gitte doing Foofy.
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*passes eye bleach to Dog*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:13pm.
Dog, what KIND of buttholes are you looking at.
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Hey, I looked at Rotten.com once, ya know!
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Dog, what KIND of buttholes are you looking at.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
His mouf looks like a crooked butthole.
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Fuck all ya'll hating on my man,Flav! #ididntdonothintonobody
I think it was the late great Greg Giraldo who best described Flava as "a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape"
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"
Flav has got the ultimate luck in being a part of probably the best hip hop/rap group ever, Public Enemy. so the dollars are gonna keep coming from all future risiduals, reunion concerts, etc...
He was never cute but I've seen him looking way worse than this. Way, way the fuck worse. Ugh.
I would love a reunion reality tv show between he and Gitte though. That would be appointment television.
Foofy, stop hitting the females, pulling knives on people and giving the crazy eyes to the public.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:50pm.
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My Cholly is doing some TROOF TELLIN' up in here.
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i am telling you the absolute truth. i got popped twice for dui, both misdemeanors, over a 20 year span, and once for misdemeanor (thank God) cocaine possesion 30 years ago. and that put such a rattle in me i will never answer to any law ever again. i follow all laws but sharply question anyone questioning me. i never break laws. i leave my condo on clearwater beach and cross the road the grocery and wait for the little white man. don't even jay walk. nobody is going to stop for for anything, and if they do, they will hear about it.
I really loved the first two seasons of Flavor of Love. But then it got so old. they couldn't even find decent looking girls to put on the show anymore who were willing to taste the old, stale food stuck in this fool's golden grill.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:50pm.
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My Cholly is doing some TROOF TELLIN' up in here.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The fuck? Why is his skin ashy around his mouth? No excuse with your money. None.
I cannot imagine any woman voluntarily bedding down with this creepy dude, he may be nice but he is so fuggy fug...and appears always dirty..worse than the Iguana Goddess, no amount of bathing will clean this mess up.
there is a huge difference between a misdemeanor and a felony to regular people. misdemeanors make things a little hard in that there will be some doors shut, and you will have some explaining to do, but you can usually still find a decent job. a felony is a major blow to the average joe. you can forget it after that. you maybe still able to find a good job, but it is going to be tuff and take some luck.
pieces of shit like this don't have to worry. their whole world is built on how many crimes you can commit. the more, the merrier. they are total pieces of garbage, and the sooner people stop giving them the time of day, the better.
give your life real meaning and stop listening to these thugs. if you stop buying, they will go away.
Judging by the yellowing of the 'whites' of his eyes, he's beat the shit out of his liver too and his liver is about to quit a bitch.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
His mugshot sort of reminds me of that gold paint huffer dude:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/it-aint-just-paint
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:06pm.
He should be hawking Chanel No. 5 instead of Brad Pitt. Hawt.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Troof tellin' up in here. For a limited time, buy the limited edition Foofy Foofy Chanel No. 5 and get a free crack rock.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That's to bad, like Mel T said I always thought he was a whack job but a harmless foolio type whack job. He's not know for being violent is he?
Fight the Powah!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 8:06pm.
He should be hawking Chanel No. 5 instead of Brad Pitt. Hawt.
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My panties are so moist right now.
YEAH BOYEEEEE!!!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
He should be hawking Chanel No. 5 instead of Brad Pitt. Hawt.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo:
"Flava Flav looks like a licorice stick with teeth, "
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That accurate imagery made me lol.