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Gnesa, a gorgeous nightingale with a voice like an angel's queef who is the future Rebecca Black and I'd say she's a long-lost Kardashian, but that's impossible since she has actual, natural born talent. Warning: Pressing play on the musical masterpiece above might paralyze you in the ears and a thick stream of bile may rise from your throat, because you'll be so overcome with the sheer talent hitting you. The charisma of Mata Hari runs through Gnesa's veins as she moves like a paraplegic belly dancer and Coco Chanel wishes she was alive so she could have a style muse like Gnesa. It takes a certain kind of grace to pull off a ravishing dress that is usually worn by a 12pm-6pm hooker who needs an exquisite garment that won't wrinkle when it's scrunched up on the floor of a truck stop motel.
Forget my words, I'll let the YouTube comments speak for themselves. Yes, these are actual comments:
The best song ever How did you get inspiration? I am blown away Soooo good its crazy I think its my new fav Super original too Something about it ive never seen Heightens reality Impressive tone, quality, and lighting! The song of 2012
BAZ00KAJ0E1 1 hour agoForget about Whitney Houston, Barbra Streisand, Lana Del Rey and Céline Dion ! ... A new star is born ! ... What a voice !!! ... A true mermaid ...
David La Haye 2 hours agoThis was indeed a pleasure for my ear holes. And my eyeballs. I'm loving every second of it. Never too much rouge, ever.
deadwood83 2 hours agoThere was a time when music did not exist. It was before I listened to this song.
Life changing, soul changing, this song is a religious experience for your ear-holes.
sico 2 hours agoThis is the best thing I've ever heard. The world's music industry could learn a thing or two from this. Heck, this should be the only thing on the radio.
satchtmo 4 hours agoLove how the song's pitch flows perfectly with her tone. You really get a sense of just how much range this talented women has. The only thing I disagree with is that the song is not long enough, she should have done some A Capella at the end.
southpol3 5 hours agoThe only thing more beautiful than this precious gift from god, is her voice. Delicate like a flower yet powerful like an avalanche of angel kisses.
joshlee1090 11 hours ago
Here I was thinking that Gnesa spends all her time performing for kings and queens and stadiums full of hundreds of thousand of people, but obviously she finds the time to create dozens of fake YouTube accounts to leave poetic comments of hilarity like those. Gnesa really does it all.
"Powerful like an avalanche of angel kisses..." Joshlee1090 (aka Gnesa) should really copyright that.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Gobbler on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:46am.
I love to watch these fresh off the boat Persia trash/Armo-trash women party. They party like a woman who's just been given her rights! Now rip off that burka, throw on that Kardashian Kollection dress, and shake it like the Armo trash that you are!
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This is the comment I was talking about.
"Persia trash/Armo-trash" Really?
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Orangina speaks the truth, there is no other way to describe Gnesa and people like her. You need to visit Glendale on a Saturday night to see what she means. I'm suprised that you're offended by this innocuous term.
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Orangina,
First of all, to make a comment like that, you'd better be Armenian yourself. Second, she's neither Armenian nor Persian. Third, don't base an entire people off the trashy, disgusting Kardashians.
As for you, Bunny Rabbit, calling someone Armo/Persian trash is as "innocuous" as calling someone the "N" word or "white trash."
-Lecture Over-
MICHAEL those posts are by trolls. that is anon fo sho
*flat* ♫ La lalalala la lalalala ♫ *flatter* ♫ La lalalala la lalalala ♫ *flatter*
LOL at least she sang. Octo and the Teen Mom auto tune messes, or Kim Zolciak were worse! File under, better on mute. hahaha
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Jillian What originality!! She brings new meaning to the word sucks!
Wow, and they didn't even autotune!
This is the song I will sing when I hear something I don't want to, like when my mom tries to tell me about her and my dad's sessy times...LALALALALALA
I have a funny feeling she is dating Kenny the copy guy at Atlantic Records who insists he can get her a contract because he knows the Vice President personally.
Wow, what a great audience.
Whorendous. But still better than GAGA.
My grandpa died recently and we've been looking for a song to play at his wake; just something truly beautiful...something that can put into words what we mere mortals can't. The search is over.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 2:16pm
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Meh-I was more offended by the seeming hate for a group of people b/c of their ethnic origin, not the terms themselves.
And this is the same site that got all upset about TexnDoc's purple velvet comment?
My sister sounds just like this when she "sings"
Would I let her make a video like this?
NO, because family protects one another.
Where is this girls family?
Poor child.
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Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 10/17/
And I've met enough smart people from Europe to know that it's okay to call the stupid ones that listen to house music and spend all their money on designer clothing Eurotrash. They're not all like that obviously.
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Oh no you didn't just bash house music, house music is NOT what these types listen to, thank you very much! These types are listening to flat out circuit techno Crap, real house music is amazing and vocally deep. I hate it when people just lump it all into the term
"house music" because it happens to be playing in a club.
Thank you, Bunny Rabbit. You are my kind.
I just laughed to this video in the middle of my office. Loudly. Thanks, MK. My coworkers are used to hearing sobbing.
I saw many, many Russians who were like this in Phuket, Thailand. Loud, drunk, rude, over-made-up, wearing pre-torn, too-tight jeans and tops, TACKY, TACKY, TACKY. Just...nyet.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gobbler on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:46am.
I love to watch these fresh off the boat Persia trash/Armo-trash women party. They party like a woman who's just been given her rights! Now rip off that burka, throw on that Kardashian Kollection dress, and shake it like the Armo trash that you are!
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This is the comment I was talking about.
"Persia trash/Armo-trash" Really?
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Orangina speaks the truth, there is no other way to describe Gnesa and people like her. You need to visit Glendale on a Saturday night to see what she means. I'm suprised that you're offended by this innocuous term.
Armo is short for Armenian
And I've met enough smart people from Europe to know that it's okay to call the stupid ones that listen to house music and spend all their money on designer clothing Eurotrash. They're not all like that obviously.
This must be performance art. I bet she wears army-fatigues, horn-rimmed glasses and Doc Martins in real life.
THey disabled the ratings for the video and all comments have to be approved before they go on so it will only be from horny ugly guys who say they LOVE her "singing".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 1:04pm.
yeah I know.. I've seen the smack down that happens once you call someone fat. It sucks the fun out of posting. This chick for example thinks that she is the bomb diggity and maybe her friends and family do too because they are biased ..unlike us. So you post this mess on youtube so you better expect some 'feedback' ..;)
I dunno, MJT, I am from Europe, and while i m sure we have some trashy ass people there, i doubt anyone in Europe even knows that term ( i damn sure hadn`t heard of it until i got to the US). Is it offensive? Bout as offensive as if someone calls someone "white Trash' in the States, i would say.
She looks like the kind of girl that will stalk her ex boyfriends to the point of a restraining order.
I'm calling it.
Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:46am.
I love to watch these fresh off the boat Persia trash/Armo-trash women party. They party like a woman who's just been given her rights! Now rip off that burka, throw on that Kardashian Kollection dress, and shake it like the Armo trash that you are!
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This is the comment I was talking about.
"Persia trash/Armo-trash" Really?
Lol at dlaugher: "armoire"
She reminds me of me on karaoke night, half-drunk and trying a song I don't know very well.
Submitted by The Beaver on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:42am.
Never mind HSOTD.... Can this be the official theme song for Dlisted?
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In the spirit of those great youtube comments about this I think it should replace our National Anthem. Yes after seeing the video, our National Anthem seems...outdated. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "they are merely being helpful by pointing out what a horse's patoot she's making of herself. Only a real girlfriend will tell you when you're being an arse or have lipstick on your teef or will stop you before you go out the ladies room door with your skirt stuck in your crack or trailing toilet paper from your shoe... ;) see? just being helpful."
Oh, I was being sarcastic. You can't say ANYTHING negative about a woman at Jezebel unless she's a Republican. Which cracks me up. Their patron saint is Rihanna. She's a woman who's confident in her sexuality, so stop calling her slutty.
This broad is trash no matter what continent she is on.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gobbler
I didn't get why Orangina was calling her an armoire.
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Submitted by Gobbler on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:33pm.
I just thought she meant she wanted to call them euro trash but Persia was on the asian continent. Maybe that went totally over my head? Or is euro trash offensive? Serious question.
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I went to view this bullshit on youtube. This stupid hoe disabled her comments and ratings. So, I posted this shit of shit on my facebook for everyone to see. She makes this f*ing garbage but disables any objectivity, what a f*cken lush! I hate these kinds of hoes. Love all her bullshit madeup comments too, what a f*ing loser!
So...everyone's cool with orangina's comment? OK...
WHAT THE HELL????
She needs to find William Hung and get busy on an epic duet.
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Gnesa, gonna have to say gno. Just gno.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 11:05am.
There's a photo album there where she's pictured "playing" the drums, the keyboard, and a guitar. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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LMFAO, she's never held a guitar in her life.
I think she's forming the fail chord in Am
She's never beat a drum in her life and I would bet a million dollars she couldn't find middle C on that keyboard!
If she's a singer songwriter then I'm Irving Berlin lol!!
Do you think she really believes she can sing???
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
The only explanation for those comments is that she went over to JJ and promised the loons pictures of Brad and Holie on their wedding night in exchange for their award winning comments.. normal people don't talk that way lol
She dances like she needs to poo. I've seen my 2 year old niece dance like that to Sesame Street before she toddled off to the corner and filled her diaper.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 11:14am.
SoulTaker: The comments on her facebook page! LMAO
"...BUT YOU ARE LOVELY TOO.....AND BEAUTYFULL....YOU ARE THE DREAM OF WIFE!"
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I know!! LOOOOLOLOL
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 11:15am.
Who lied to her and let this happen?
Some people just have too much self-esteem.
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You said it! I made it to 14 seconds. It would have been 10, but I was so in shock, I couldn't find where to click...LALALALALALA!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who lied to her and let this happen?
Some people just have too much self-esteem.
SoulTaker: The comments on her facebook page! LMAO
"...BUT YOU ARE LOVELY TOO.....AND BEAUTYFULL....YOU ARE THE DREAM OF WIFE!"
Here's her Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gnesa.agnes
There's a photo album there where she's pictured "playing" the drums, the keyboard, and a guitar. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's sooo multi-talented!
I think Gnesa is the new 3 Wolf Moon shirt
Could you imagine if there were a Dlisted greatest hits album? This song, the "I want to be making blow job" song, Two of Hearts by Stacy Q....
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:34am.
I get really bad secondhand embarrassment...like bad. I am guessing I shouldn't watch this.
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Me too! Which is why I could never indulge my inner 12 year old boy with those Jerky Boy cds n such.
I got 36.7 seconds in and just.can't.
But I guarantee I'll be singing La La La La La the rest of the day!
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
My ears ! My Ears!
I am starting a girl group with Gnesa , Sweet Brown and that other Caribbean songbird who was former HSOTD whose name escapes me with her blinding talent, help me out Dlisters what was her name ?
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
@louise_brooks
Yeah, I wanna call this chick Euro-trash but I know she's an Armo or a Persian so that ruins it. Oh well, close enough.
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