Good Morning, Here's A Half-Naked Wyclef On A Ducati
If the one hundred percent truth trickled out of Wyclef Jean's mouth and he told us that all donations to his Yele Haiti charity, go toward him buying more Speedos, body butter and Ducati bikes, I might open up my PayPal wallet to drop a quarter in (no, I wouldn't), because then we'd get more priceless pictures of NAST like this one. The almost president of Haiti celebrated 43 years on Planet Earth by tweeting this messy portrait to his followers with the note:
TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep à good Man down! Keep à smile when they want you to frown!
Wyclef wants us to smile with our mouths, but yet he tweets a picture that's making all three of my mouths frown? Okay. But seriously, this picture is making me want to drop a quarter into Yele Haiti's donation cup (if it's still open). Because obviously Wyclef only had enough money to oil up half of his body. The top of Wyclef is greasier than a power top's dick at a butt orgy full of hungry bottoms, but his leg is as dry as my tongue when I look at this picture. We, as a people, can't let this happen. For just 10 cents a day, you can keep ALL of Wyclef's body oiled up.
(Thanks, Jon & Felicia)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:47pm.
Why are you arguing over male bodies and women's bodies
This here human looks like a damned fool.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice."
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:-D preach!
this fucker is a thief
xoxox
The war isn't working.
mefunigirl, bambam, that is so true, being easygoing way works! ;p
And Wyclef, may take care of his bod but he still sounds like Cameron Diaz, LOL
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Wyclef is shady and weird but I still think he's so fucking hot.
When the IRS confiscates his house and that Ducati, let us all pray that Uncle Sam is lenient on our eyes and lets him keep his 'draws.
And his body can be as fit as ever, but there is no gym in the world that can fix that facial fuckery!
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I didn't know that Wyclef was gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that...
ugh, he looks arrogant and totally gross. Did he really take the Haiti money and buy fucking Ducati's.
I hate it when me lift weights to make the top part of their body muscular yet totally ignore their legs. Look at him. Muscled arms and chest and chicken legs. It looks like he doesn't even walk. I'd be embarrassed of that picture if I were him.
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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:33pm.
It's too bad you're gay. How refreshing to read something positive about women above the overwhelming misogyny in society and on this board.
Thousands of years, artists have painted the female form. Yes men look nice when they're muscular, but apart from that, women look lovely in all forms...curvy, fit, taut, chubby...voluptuous beauty that emits life and vigor.
As women are the basis of all human life, I think we should show more respect and appreciation for their gorgeous form!
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:04pm.
When I'm out there just enjoying the moment, enjoying the experience, just being comfortable in my own middle aged skin, that's when it seemed younger women started being attracted to me.
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DING DING DING!
winner winner!
That is the key right there Bam.
I tell my sons, think like this girl is off-limits to you for some reason, like you are talking to your female cousins so it's never gonna happen, just completely relaxed and having a good time and conversation, trust, it works.
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Sometimes I'll match my nail polish to the clothes I'm wearing but, did he really match his panties to his motor bike?
This cunt raised 16 million using the faces and names of victims in Haiti. Less than 1/3 made its way to the country.
Fucking hang him by his ugly hairy balls. Typical black man using his fellow man to make him rich. Next we'll see him riding a pink caddy with "HAITI" for the license plate.
Ahhh.....good to see Wyclef's charity money still coming through. Those bastards in Haiti don't need it. But a rich singer does. There's parties to host, first class travel, other celebs to fly in and pretend they care too, houses to buy, a ducati...that shit 'ain't free bitches, someone's gotta pay for it.....and that someone is you!
That man is an utter cunt - he should be in jail.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:04pm.
I don't want to "bother" anyone by approaching them or maybe putting them in an uncomfortable situation.
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Kneepads make it less uncomfortable. I'm just sayin'.
"Apart from that, I think that the male body is potentially a LOT more aesthetically beautiful than a woman's. A woman has her tits and her ass. Every single part of the male body can be incredibly sexy - arms, forearms, traps, chest, abs, back, bum, thighs, calves, even feet, hands and neck"
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Wow. I'm a gay man but even I can see beyond a woman's tits and ass. Some women have beautiful, shapely legs, tiny waist complimented by round hips, a woman's lower back is quite sexy as well as the nape of her neck. Delicate hands, ankles and feet, etc. I could go on...
@ Jack, doesn't sound weird at all. I can be a social moron, it's not like my parents wrote books on social skills. You're better than I am, I got set up once by mutual friends and didn't say five words to my date all night. Painful.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Don't know anything about motorcycles but this one is pretty. Him, not so much.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:14pm.
bigorexia, IF I ever get so far up my own asshole and state that I look 26, please, bitch slap me.
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I promise, I will. I've already greased up my hands.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 2:04pm.
LOL, yes, I know what you mean. Before I started dating my current gf I did not even approach women. We either met through a mutual group of friends or something. I don't want to "bother" anyone by approaching them or maybe putting them in an uncomfortable situation. LOL, sounds weird but it's just me.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
This is so sad on so many levels. He does not look 26 or 36. 40 maybe.
He should be ashamed of himself. First for stealing all of that money from his charity and second for that picture...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:25pm.
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I can't speak for you Jack, I just found that my prospects improved significantly when I stopped being on the make, givin off that "I'm trying to get laid" vibe, y'know?
When I'm out there just enjoying the moment, enjoying the experience, just being comfortable in my own middle aged skin, that's when it seemed younger women started being attracted to me.
I guess I have some advantages that made it easier for me but man, when I just went out to drink a few, have some decent conversation and enjoy people I got offered up by so many young women to hang out it was ridiculous.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
And he looks like a Derpy Mcfool. Yeah, you have money. Congratulations, asshole. And all while talking about Haiti and the economy everyone else is suffering through. Just like 50 cent, doesn't give a shit about helping people but just showing off, no matter what others are going through or the state of the world.
What is up with guys who have muscular tops with small legs? Is it genetics or derpness that keeps the bottom half small? I really don't get it. And if that happens, it's a sign to me that they weren't meant to be buff, kind of like girls who don't look as good skinny.
Friends don't let Wyclef forget leg day.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:27pm.
And who the fuck wears speedos? or regular briefs for that matter???
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Not most straight American dudes....
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I'm cracking up because I used to do competitive swimming when I was a kid, and all the guys had to wear speedos. Poor guys. Nowadays they let them wear the leg suits, which provide more, erm....coverage.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
No no Wyclef you've got it all wrong. The song goes "you can't keep a good dog down".
The person who took this picture should kill him/herself.. come on.. I really just fucking CAN'T....Imagine the preparation.. the pictures that he deleted.. This shit is a mess...
My eight-year-old insists on wearing "jammers," the long speedos. For swim team, fine, but he wears them to the beach too. I've bought him regular trunks but he just won't wear them. The jammers are ok, though. it's that area *around* the jewels that i don't really want to see. the jammers covers that. Still, i kinda hope he grows out of this...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:27pm.
And who the fuck wears speedos? or regular briefs for that matter???
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Not most straight American dudes....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And who the fuck wears speedos? or regular briefs for that matter???
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:59pm.
I think we should all be a little more sympathetic toward this man considering that he is merely acting out on a mid-life crisis. There will come a day when we also will strip down in public places in desperate hope of being told that we still look 26.
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Or alternately and coincidentally, go on stage and try to bust a move to show your then husband how you still got it goin on, eh Demi? People should just learn to embrace their age. My goatee started greying up in my late 20's, somebody (same age as me) once asked me why don't I try to dye it darker.
What the fuck for, who am I trying to fool?
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banging chicks in their 20's makes me feel younger (not really since I have to stop periodically to sip my ensure)
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
WHY do people follow celebrities on twitter, all the do is tweet about rich people shit, things non of their followers will ever do or own. It's internet bragging at its finest.
At 41, my hair is almost all gray if I do not color it. So of course I do! Most people think I am in my early 30's, and I am just fine with it. Of course, I don't run around in teen clothes like J.Lo, or try and prove anything by stripping like this douchebag.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
If he didn't already, Wyclef has now jumped the shark (or ducati) fer sure.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:59pm.
I think we should all be a little more sympathetic toward this man considering that he is merely acting out on a mid-life crisis. There will come a day when we also will strip down in public places in desperate hope of being told that we still look 26.
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Or alternately and coincidentally, go on stage and try to bust a move to show your then husband how you still got it goin on, eh Demi? People should just learn to embrace their age. My goatee started greying up in my late 20's, somebody (same age as me) once asked me why don't I try to dye it darker.
What the fuck for, who am I trying to fool?
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
WTF is this fresh fuckery? Ho please!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
bigorexia, IF I ever get so far up my own asshole and state that I look 26, please, bitch slap me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:59pm.
I think we should all be a little more sympathetic toward this man considering that he is merely acting out on a mid-life crisis. There will come a day when we also will strip down in public places in desperate hope of being told that we still look 26.
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Haha truth.
I wish I could zoom in on this pic. I know, I'm a sick weirdo.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
He is still ugly.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
I seem to recall him being in trouble with the tax man earlier, perhaps last year? If so, how can he afford an expensive bike. I guess you don't have to be broke to not pay taxes..
Either way, I'd hit it from the front, as long as he covers up them bird legs. but, it would have to be on the motorcycle. I've always found people who drive motorcycles to be incredibly sexy. I went on a date with one, and he ended up being boring. Oh well... I guess there's exceptions to every rule.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:47pm.
Why are you arguing over male bodies and women's bodies? This here human looks like a damned fool
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I think we should all be a little more sympathetic toward this man considering that he is merely acting out on a mid-life crisis. There will come a day when we also will strip down in public places in desperate hope of being told that we still look 26.
That's just sad.
Ok...carry on!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:47pm.
Why are you arguing over male bodies and women's bodies? This here human looks like a damned fool.
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No arguing, just discussing examples of beautiful bodies, and how this one is not.
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I like how he hosed down the driveway first like they do in movies and commercials for "better lighting"...or maybe that's the oil dripping off him.
Why are you arguing over male bodies and women's bodies? This here human looks like a damned fool.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:36pm
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I don't think it's because you're gay, I think it's because it's true. Most men's frames are meant to hold that much muscle, and carry it well. Most women's frames can't handle that much sculpting without looking like jerky, i.e. Madonna.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:36pm.
ITA. Women who are fit, but not sculpted are beautiful, and it is their curves that make them pleasing to the eye. Men, when they are fit, and not too sculpted, or bodybuilder weirdness, their individual musculature is quite beautiful to look at, the way the muscles flow into each other, i.e. biceps to forearm, or butt cheek to thigh flex when they walk.
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Well, I suppose everybody has their own opinion on this and nobody is wrong or right as it is subjective.
As a gay man, I like either incredibly gym-fit guys or bodybuilders. Most women I have spoken to find bodybuilders gross, but most gay guys are into them. In my opinion, a perfect female body looks kind of like Britney back in 2001. Gym-fit and toned. But I still think that a very fit male body is a lot more exciting to look at than a fit female body. But yes, it could be because I am gay.
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:31pm
ITA. Women who are fit, but not sculpted are beautiful, and it is their curves that make them pleasing to the eye. Men, when they are fit, and not too sculpted, or bodybuilder weirdness, their individual musculature is quite beautiful to look at, the way the muscles flow into each other, i.e. biceps to forearm, or butt cheek to thigh flex when they walk.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥