Hot Slut Of The Day!
Melanie Minnie, a teacher from the Rietfontein Nursery School in Pretoria, South Africa who doesn't need no god damn stupid school bus to take all 31 of her students on a quick field trip.
Ms. Minnie, who obviously has an amazing career in Mexican smuggling ahead of her, was stopped by police after some dumb bitch snitches told on her for shoving 19 of her students in her subcompact 5-door hatchback. Ms. Minnie wanted to take her students for some kind of celebratory lunch at a mall only a mile away, but she didn't want to deal with any school bus nonsense, so she transported all of her students in her Renault Clio in two trips.
After they ate their lunch. Ms. Minnie drove 12 kids back to the preschool and left the other 19 playing in the restaurant's playground by themselves. When Ms. Minnie came back to the restaurant, she told the rest of her 19 students to inhale and she was able to stuff 3 in the front seat, 11 in the back seat and 5 in the hatchback. That's when the police caught her and gave her a $170 traffic citation. Ms. Minnie said that it was the first and last time her class went on an outing.
As far as I know, Rietfontein Nursery School is not a pre-school for toddler clowns.
Ms. Minnie shouldn't have been punished, she should've been given some kind of award. Have you ever tried to get 1 screaming pre-schooler into a car? Ms. Minnie was able to get 31 into a car! Crazy bitch is a genius. "Okay, little Timmy, I'm going to have to break your rib cage now to get you to fit into this glove box, but stop crying. At least I didn't strap you to the roof like little Johnny. Oh, and listen up kids. If one of you farts in the car, the windows will shatter and this bitch will blow, so get all your farts out now!"
I really wish there was video of those 19 kids tumbling out of her car when she opened up the door. It probably looked like a regular day in the delivery room for Michelle Duggar's pussy.
And in honor of this kid-stuffing achievement, Renault should change the name of their Clio to the Renault Duggar Womb 2.0.
via Yahoo! (Thanks, Shari)
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MK you have a creepy irrational dislike for the Duggars and I just discovered why...*dissapointed*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:19am.
When I was a kid one of our cars was a VW Beetle and the folk use to get all 5 of us kids in the back, there was a tiny little luggage "box" type thing behind the back seat and since I was the youngest and smallest that's where I sat.
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Whamo...we had a '67 VW Bug. We called that luggage box "The Way-back". My sister and I used to fight over who got to sit there. Eventually they would just throw us both back there.
I remember after some school event my mom gave some kids a ride back in the bug. Some, as in 13 kids! That was our claim to fame growing up!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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This reminds me of the days when we little ones use to ride in trucks not strapped down. We would just hold onto the sides and pray. No cop ever stopped us. At least these kids were in a car.
Now thats dedication!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:24am.
When I was young we were poor. My parents would take me and my sister out to a "fancy" restaurant (aka Red Lobster) once a month... every time, Dad would freakin steal landscaping shrubs and shit like that after we finished eating and were walking back to the car... he said it justified (in his mind) spending a days pay on dinner for 4. I give him shit about it now cuz he just can't handle it, especially at family functions... REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOULD STEAL FREAKIN BUSHES AND SHIT FROM RED LOBSTER, DAD?!!
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Bahahaha! Jack, that shit is not funny for reals. I got a patch in my front yard that's killed every shrub I done spent good money and effort trying to grow there. I live near places that contract landscapers to plant shit every change of season except winter.
I see them plants and shrubs AND I THINK ABOUT STEALING THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME!!!! LMAO!!!
p.s. Tell dad his "son" up in DC says hello! lols
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Holy crap!!!! Not only did you use my submission for hot slut of the day, but you gave me a shoutout :-) Out of all my accomplishments in life.....this HAS to top the list lol
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:00pm.
I ncan't believe that this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192629/Pensioner-destroyed-19th...
didn't make hot slut.
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i haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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I know, right? It is hilarious!
Cashew:
Well, maybe that would be a good conversation in the OP later.
Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
I'm talking about today and what the party has become.
Cashew (or for those of you in Rio Linda):
Keeping this short as this isn't OP; however, I was referring to the history of civil rights for black Americans.
http://www.humanevents.com/2012/04/17/republicans-passed-the-first-civil...
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:36pm.
That explains some things ;).
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LOL you have NO idea...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:36pm.
That explains some things ;).
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:13am.
Romney's nSubmitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:46am.
We are the party of bringing civil rights to minorities
--HAHAHAHA, just like with the war on "drugs" (and not people, of course) with the privatization of the prison system, the "self deportation" talk, not to mention opposing the DREAM act, taking funding away for Planned Parenthood, which provides healthcare to more minority women than anyone else? You seem like a sometimes nice person, but no.
Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
Lol, most people stop at ketchup packets. Your dad is gangsta!
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Once, he backed right up to the building, people eating and watching him through the window, in the pouring down rain and grabbed this big ass ROCK a FUCKING ROCK and lifted it in to the back of the fucking station wagon, threw out his back and laid in the landscaping face down moaning. My sister and I were hiding in the floorboard dying of embarrassment while my mother sat in the car pointing and laughing her freakin ass off!! Gangsta? No. Funny as shit and a complete dumbass? Absolutely.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
Lol, most people stop at ketchup packets. Your dad is gangsta!
Those kids should get Clown College Credit!
LOL these kids WILL HAVE A FIELD TRIP, goddammit! Reminds me of this one time I had 7 people in my car at 1 am in the party section of the gayberhood. But stuffing drunk adults is way easier. Hot Slut, indeed!
Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:00pm.
I ncan't believe that this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192629/Pensioner-destroyed-19th...
didn't make hot slut.
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i haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:24am.
When I was young we were poor. My parents would take me and my sister out to a "fancy" restaurant (aka Red Lobster) once a month... every time, Dad would freakin steal landscaping shrubs and shit like that after we finished eating and were walking back to the car... he said it justified (in his mind) spending a days pay on dinner for 4. I give him shit about it now cuz he just can't handle it, especially at family functions... REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOULD STEAL FREAKIN BUSHES AND SHIT FROM RED LOBSTER, DAD?!!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:46am.
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Whams, this nut hook's life is spent wasting energy race baiting online and most likely IRL with like minded friends, their raison d'etre.
Let him go on spouting and identifying with extreme right and conservative ideals. It only shows how profoundly stupid he is because he doesn't realize that economically, where it counts, he's just as much an n-word to those one percenters as black people are.
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Hey! As a right-wing conservative, I resent the Hell out of Poopele's constant racist insults.
We are the party of bringing civil rights to minorities; not being race haters.
I ncan't believe that this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2192629/Pensioner-destroyed-19th...
didn't make hot slut.
"Cecilia Gimenez was vilified after ruining a 120-year-old fresco of Christ by covering it with a thick layer of paint, with some accusing her of carrying out the work without permission."
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:46am.
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Whams, this nut hook's life is spent wasting energy race baiting online and most likely IRL with like minded friends, their raison d'etre.
Let him go on spouting and identifying with extreme right and conservative ideals. It only shows how profoundly stupid he is because he doesn't realize that economically, where it counts, he's just as much an n-word to those one percenters as black people are.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
That's the spirit Minnie. Always room for one more.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:19am.
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They shoulda never stopped producing those cars. Fuck the new ones.
I had a beat up squareback and used to tear up and down 95 between DC and Richmond VA. Never got stopped by troopers I guess because who would figure a piece of crap could do 90 mph?
Had to have a portable battery radio cuz the car radio was busted, had to wear a jacket cuz the window moldings were cracked and dried up, couldn't hear the radio cuz of the wind whistling thru the cracked molding.
Eleven dollars filled her up. Good fucking times in that car.
A neighbor on the next block has an old convertible V dub in great shape. Every time I see her I tell her to watch her back cuz one day I'm gonna jack her for her car.
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We had a red one Whamo. I loved that car...it had a sunroof that you had to crank open.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:26pm.
LOL!
Whamo...that little space?!?!?! lmao I'd forgotten about that!
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LMAO!! I know eh!!! ya guest I was about 7 - 8 and just a tiny little tyke and that was my seat lol!!
In a way it was great because it was my own little spot and my brothers and sister had to squeeze one another for space.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:46am.
You can't get food delivered in South Africa because the drivers always are getting held-up and shot by the little Baracks.
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And your extensive knowledge of crime and culture in South Africa is based on what?
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Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:46am.
You can't get food delivered in South Africa because the drivers always are getting held-up and shot by the little Baracks.
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Why do you even bother, I mean seriously why do you bother every day and try to race bait people? I don't don't understand people like you. OK we get it, you don't like black folks but why would you come to a site like this and try to be be hurtful almost everyday. Isn't there a site you can go to where you can all sit around and talk about all the bad things black folks do?
i understand the teacher loves her students, but owweeeemama my 1973 Renault could hold 4 maybe 5 people. :)
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LOL!
Whamo...that little space?!?!?! lmao I'd forgotten about that!
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You owe me a new keyboard MK. LOL
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
When I was 15yo my friend fit 18 other kids, including him and me, into his Nissan extra cab truck. We went all the way to Tiajuana,MEXICO from Redlands,CA. We didn't get stopped on the way down. We got stopped right when we got back into town. The Sheriff deputy was impressed. It wasn't illegal to do what we were doing; just stupid.
Renault Clios are the worst.
You can't get food delivered in South Africa because the drivers always are getting held-up and shot by the little Baracks.
Maybe she has alot of kids and she's used to not giving a fuck. She's like "Oh I'm sorry officer, I do the same thing with my kids. It's just instinct to me at thus point."
Ha! I remember riding in the back of a Ford Ranger in downtown Houston. Single cab, aunt and uncle were in the cab. Me and my 3 cousins were in the bed, lying down of course so we didn't get in trouble.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:26am.
We'd stop and do our best clown car impression.
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LOL no kidding SweetAss! The shit we did in the 70's as kids and look we all survived, well most of us did any I guess we lost a few along the way but hey just like the jungle it's the survival of the fittest baby.
Hahahaha. Yeah we did the 45 people in the back of a pick up truck. Good good times!
Gotta go with "Wish A Motherfucker Would..." here. I was way past teacher/chaperone age before I piled in a car with a load of people in it, and we were toking it up on the way to a Motley Crue concert.*Only good reason to pack so many in.
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Whamo LMAO about the beetle!! Seconded. Growing up we'd have kids on laps on laps. We'd stop and do our best clown car impression.
If only she had a truck she could have put them in the back like my parents did. Fucking assholes, I'm sure they were trying to get rid of a couple of us. We held on though.
How many of you were forced to stack up with your siblings inside the compartment (trunk???) of a 60's stationwagon to get four kids into the drive-in movies while only paying for the two parental figures in the front of the car??? What? Just me? We were poor!!! (dies of embarrassment)
No need to be embarassed. We did it, too. Just once or twice because my parents didn't believe in spending money on fun.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:13am.
She could have made one trip if she'd strapped a few to the roof. Packing fail.
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LOL, a few bungee cords and you're good to go!
Now THAT'S a field trip!
LOL, if this was 1975 she's be given a ticket for not having enough kids in the car.
When I was a kid one of our cars was a VW Beetle and the folk use to get all 5 of us kids in the back, there was a tiny little luggage "box" type thing behind the back seat and since I was the youngest and smallest that's where I sat.
And what the hell kind of school didn't notice that the class was gone for that long? It probably took half an hour per load, getting them in and out. No one noticed that 31 kids went missing and reappeared in batches?
And 31 preschoolers with ONE supervising adult? That's not legal here. There's a minimum ratio of adults per kid in any classroom situation.
You wouldn't really have to worry about any kids being flung about going around a corner since they were packed in there like sardines. So I guess this was a smart move on her part; you know, safety first.
She could have made one trip if she'd strapped a few to the roof. Packing fail.
LOL at jack.
And this story.
Makes you wonder what other fuckery she's done but hasn't been caught doing....