Monday, October 22nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 19th!
Rapeyel, Dickalangelo, Leonhardon, and Bonertello underwent more than just name changes before becoming cartoon characters. - ImpertinentVixen
Runners-up:
"Big mouth? Check. Bad spray tan? Check. Greasy ball 'fro? Check. Watermelon dick? Check. Well everyone, I think our Vinny costumes are just about finished." - GingeMinge
Well, what did you expect when asked Jerry Sandusky to design our costumes? - OurMissC
Note: It's always too early for TMNT peen made of a Thermos and green tape, so the full pic after the cut. GO!
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Well done Turtledicks! Ourmissc! Impvix and Ginge!
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My lover....
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I enjoyed this intimate gathering of captionistas!
Propers to MissC and The Imp!
Congrats to IV and ginge! Thanks MK!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
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*passes out bic shavers*
*chanting as always*
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Charles Manson
I love how the ridges on the new Ninja Turtle inspired Fleshjack feel on my peen but the the cradles they come with are creepy.
And after their star faded, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles starred in a series of straight-to-DVD porno movies, including 1998's Renaissance Bangin'.
Before they made it in Hollywood, the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles scored free pizza through a Domino's driver with a thing for green peen.
Now we know why April O'Neil was around so much. She really loved it when they would come out their shells for her.
The ooze that turned the turtles into the mutant ninja turtles also turned their dingles into stuffed-olive martini stirrers.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
The Wiggles should really rethink the turtle necks.
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Ain't you ever heard of turtle whacks?
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@gingeminge - LMFAO about Ladouche's hair!! Friggin' hilarious!!!
I haven't seen this much hairy green dick since Rick Salomon wore his night vision goggles.
Sadly, the geriatric ninja turtles have lost their mojo and fail to achieve a stiffy even when looking at porn.
The only group who cared about Lindsay Lohan's presidential endorsement.
Don't-a Asko, Donatello.
Ereptile Dysfunction
You'd wear a mask too, if you pubes were made out of yarn.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Leonardo reveal their new talk show, "Turtle Soup."
Well what did you expect when asked Jerry Sandusky to design our costumes?
Martha Stewart's porn halloween costumes.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Do these turtles make my cock look big?
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Their turtle heads really were in a half shell. Turtle power.
Sorry boys. If you ain't got no shells, you don't get no clams.
8 turtle heads
Teenage Mutant Needs Trimmers.
COWABUNGHOLE!
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Leonardon't, Dickelangelo, Roughsexael and Dongatello.
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Ghetto TMNT circle jerk.
Now we know why they're so afraid of Shredder.
"Big mouth? Check. Bad spray tan? Check. Greasy ball 'fro? Check. Watermelon dick? Check. Well everyone, I think our Vinny costumes are just about finished."
Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles -- uncut -- and, well -- uncut
Burying the lead, Courtney Stodden not only reveals she's a hermaphrodite but intotruces the world to the rest of her family.
Michael Bay's remake of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" stars Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Shia LaBeouf's hair.
Those Iranians terrorist almost pulled it off with their disguises, but the dick bushes did them in!
[Wait, wait, upon closer inspection I wanna change my entry!.. ]
New caption:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. heroes in a half-swell
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. heroes is a full swell
TMNBSL - Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Scout Leaders
I thought that one middle looked familiar...... whoopi goldberg and the gals from the View trying to win this years holloween contest against the today show.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Demi Moore Bush was not a big hit on TV.
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