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With his Sassoon jeans hiked way past his belly star (aka his belly button), Verdine White is ready to take a ride in the sky, on our ship, fantasize.

The sexiest Klingon in every universe made mouths water and knees drop when he left Judi's Deli in Beverly Hills yesterday. I've heard of Jerry's Deli, but I've never heard of Judi's Deli before. Let's just assume that Jerry's Deli found out that Verdine only takes his leopard print thong off for the ladies, so Jerry sex changed himself into Judi to up her chances into getting on that hotness. Good decision, Jerry, I mean, Judi!

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Submitted by KA on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 1:29am.

i started taking micronor, the mini pill and it's the best fucking decision i've made in a long time. no period whatsoever. no cramps, no pms, no achy boobs, no irritability. my periods were so awful i'd faint from anemia and the cramps were very severe. so severe that childbirth did not bother me in the slightest because it just felt like one of my periods. sorry if it's tmi, but i can relate. now i know not everyone can take the pill, and it does have some side effects. i have to wax my face a little more than before, but that's it. it's fan-fucking-tastic.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 11:12pm.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:44pm.

Regarding denim/ladies hair dude--As forest gump would say, stupid is as stupid does.

I don't mind the cramps talk here on the forum--we are all friends without pretense, but it reminds me of a work trip where I was stuck with co-workers on a bus for 12 hours.

At some point I am sitting with some women and they start sharing cramping experiences right in front of me. I am thinking, isn't this a bit personal? So I make a comment about my wife's cramps and they are alarmed. Yes, ladies, I am hearing what you are saying to me and I can talk about cramps too. They changed the subject pronto after that--no objection from me.

I remember I used to work at an insurance company. At quitting time, I was once alone on the elevator and about 20 women got on. They looked at me and decided only one man was the same as no men, and they continued with their stories, talking like sailors about sex and the whole works--the way they don't want men to know they talk. I was amused by the comments but felt that if I smiled they would be aware of me and things would get awkward.

Difference between the stories, I guess when its four people talking together its different than being wedged in the back of a packed elevator at 4:30.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:05pm.

Thanks, pushy! I know what you mean, mine always comes when it's least convenient. Have a great night!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 10:16pm.
Yeah, I have to be careful with advil for the same damn reason. Too late for your race tomorrow, but Louis,
check with your doc about this. Anti inflam. and that
(omg) clotting drugs might help. Chicklet seemed to always have her period when she was in a swim meet and now
and exam. Me, it's like whenever Mr. and Mrs. Pushy were on vacation and wanting to step things up--I'd have a fuxking period. I always said, I'd love for men and women who have those 2-3 days periods, no cramps, just one month--feel what it's like.

But if you are like chicklet pushy, you'll push through it and be great tomorrow. She always was. Makes us
TOUGH BROADS! Night.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:46pm.

Pushy- I can't take Advil anymore because of my gastro issues. :-( But I agree it works much better then Tylenol for basically everything.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:40pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:24pm.
Advil works better for cramps Louise. I know.
Some women, never get cramps and they really have no idea how painful they can be. I had the so bad. I'd be doubled over. One time, I actually had to get off the side of major interstate they were so bad. Having a kid and cramps---they were pretty damn close. Poor chicklet got the same damn curse. and that's what it is: a fucky curse! Try advil.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:39pm.

Thanks, Gaslight! That's good to hear! :-)

Submitted by Gaslight on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:38pm.

Good luck Louise, some of the best female runners have set p.r.'s when having their monthly visitor!

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:27pm.

Cats RULE!

Love the kitties....

Thanks, DOG!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:27pm.

Submitted by Gaslight on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:35pm.
Hello Louise:

Congrats on your 5K. Are you trying to run it under 20 minutes or over 20 minutes?

Thank you! I'll probably end up around 40 minutes, which I know is horrible, but I am slow.

Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:21pm.

My mother wears her jeans super high too, maybe she should connect with this dude.

Submitted by Gaslight on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:05pm.

Hello Louise:

Congrats on your 5K. Are you trying to run it under 20 minutes or over 20 minutes?

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Submitted by Virgin Queen on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:16pm.

Thanks I'll have to check that out. Cutting down on sugar and eliminating starches has really helped. I took some Tylenol for my headache a little while ago (the weather is messing with my sinuses). It did nothing for my headache, but knocked the cramps out. Usually that would not happen at all.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:46pm.

Louise_Brooks, I had horrific cramps until my mid-30s when I learned accupressure. There are specific points in specific sequences and it takes 45-minutes to an hour each day of your bleeding cycle to work them, but I've hardly had a twinge since. An accupuncturist can work them for you once a month, too.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:30pm.

heh, I just saw this on Tosh.0

Marriage: it gets worse, way, way worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji01gRYQcHo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:14pm.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:23pm.

Thank you! I'm slow as hell and it being my first one, I'll be happy to finish.

I think I told you that I cut out sugar and starches about 4-6 weeks ago? It's messing with my cycle, BUT PMS virtually disappeared and cramps are like a quarter of what they were. So I should be good to go tomorrow. :-)

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:48pm.

Evening , what are we snarking about ?

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Wham O'Noodles!

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by Dog on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:22pm.

Cats rule.
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Dogs drool. :)

Hello dooooooggggiiieee :) :) :D

I gotta step out for a bit but I just wanted to say hi ya!

*most inappropriately feels doggie's boobs, gets boner runs..... away?*

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:19pm.

bambam - I know, all those delicious recipies are GONE.

*wipes tear*

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:16pm.

ME, do I ever miss the recipe room. I took all the stuff that sounded good to me and put them in there, that way it was much easier to retrieve them than googling everywhere. Type in dlisted, hit forum, go to recipe room. Boom. I remember having five or six recipes for outside in burgers on one page, just scroll up or down to choose one, saved a lot of trouble. Damn.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:56pm.

bam - I miss the recipe room.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:55pm.

bambam - NO SHIT! Koko doesn't even bark at the GD crackheads next door!

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:54pm.

@Twatty,

On the forum one of my avies was The Continental, I loved him! And Camille Grammer? Ew ick nasty. Now if you said Peri Gilpin (Roz) that'd be more my type of girl.

And my pup is adorable, I love her to death. Everybody who encounters her marvels how friendly and joyful she is. She's just so derpy sometimes, I can't trust her around kids cuz she'll knock one down in a minute! Ramp the energy down some, geez you're scaring the kid. Gawd.

I got a kitty too, she comes anytime I'm in the kitchen even though her food area is elsewhere in the house. She greets me every morning with a single "meow." Follows me when I leave the house or stand at the bus stop. I got great pets.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:34pm.
OMG I am supposed to do this 5K tomorrow and my period came just now! WTF??? Who says mother nature doesn't have a sense of humor.
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GOOD LUCK, WEEZY!!

IDK, I've always found I perform better in sports when I'm having my period.
Here is to period power!!

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:52pm.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:31pm

Awww, I love cats! With the exception of having a Maine Coon (found it on the street) I have always just had regular house tabby cats. The maine coon was sweet and gorgeous but DUMB. I don't know why but every black cat I have had has been AWESOME. Every orange tabby I have had been a nutjob. Whatever that means :)
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I like maine coons! I had one when I was a child. Such a sweetie!

I also had an orange tabby (LMAO). Coincidence, eh? Such a great cat, but definitely a bit nutty. Tough as nails.

My parents have a black and white tuxedo cat. Awesome cat. Has the biggest personality I have ever come into contact with for a cat. Funny!

I do want to get one, but I am concerned about what I will do with the cat when Christmas comes. I may have to fly home and visit parents, so I am debating on whether I want to ask a friend to come and feed him/her, or just board him/her. Not sure.

Boarding is so expensive...

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:06pm.

Have any of you ever taken Topamax?

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Topamax, aka "Dopamax". I had terrible side effects from it personally, one of which was most definitely NOT weight loss. But your results may vary.

The problem with all of those drugs is the hard work they put on your kidneys and liver, and the difficulty you can have in getting off them, eventually, should you choose to (yes, I know Topamax is not an SSRI). My opinion,
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My two cents worth:

I concur with TR. I suffered terrible side effects from Topamax. It did help reduce the number of migraines I got but I stopped it because I was a basically a zombie. Friends were worried that I was on a horse tranquilizer or something. LOL

I have found diet the best way to manage it- plus I do weekend vegetable juice fasts and at least juice one meal per day. Balancing hormones was key for me.
Juicing and castor oil packs helped my endometriosis too.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:39pm.

@ mefungirl

Those all sound great and I totally agree, the people who rent out a hotel ballroom, spend 10k to put flowers everywhere, spend another 10k to serve bland chicken, steak or fish to their guest just sound insane to me when you can just rent a spot on the beach for a couple hundred, have your family whip up some of the best gumbo, fried chicken and other tasty treats for free and serve it hot buffet style and have just as good if not better time for tens of thousands less....

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:39pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:31pm.
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I think that's a great way to do it. Do the deed, announce the news to close friends and relatives, take a nice long romantic vacation then invite everyone to a backyard barbeque in honor of the occasion. That's more or less what my bro and sis in law did, they'd already had the house.

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Submitted by 68Special on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:36pm.

IMO having done the huge church wedding and fancy reception; a waste of time and money.

Take a fraction of that money and flee to a tropical island and marry on the beach at sunset. Make yourself beautiful for your husband-to-be and invite your immediate family and a few friends. Spend the next 10 days in tropical paradise.

Living in Hawaii, we see many people come here to be married. You never hear a couple say; "damn I wish I hadn't been married here." Everyone seems to be thrilled to be in a sunny paradise with their loved ones.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:33pm.

bambam -- LMAO! As I was typing "smoking jacket," I did conjure up an image of The Continental -- too funny! I guess it's just because of some of the chicks you fancy, like Camille Grammer, you'd definitely need a smoking jacket to entire them into the boudoir -- that and a shitload of money! Your puppy sounds adorable, even if she is a little derpy. My favorite puppy was a basset hound and she could be a bit derpy, but the most loveable baby ever. I miss her so much. RIP, baby.

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Submitted by KA on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:45pm.

well now... who is this bad ass motherfucker?

edit: well i could have answerd that question myself if i looked at mk's link before i asked. shit didnt even know that was the same dude.

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:42pm.
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Yeeeeeaaah, methinks that crabby ole lady waits til you're gone and let's koko know how she really feels about her. Koko remembers but can't tell you so Koko waiting for her chance to ragdoll ole lady's ass one day. You better keep an eye on Koko. lols

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:23pm.

My mother offered to give us a wedding, or using the money as a down payment on a house.
we took the house.

I've been lucky, I've always been asked to participate in weddings that were fun or I really wanted to be a part of.

my cakes are now a "part" of weddings, so I do get to see a few weddings.
My favorite are the ones that are set in beautiful surroundings (around here thats usually vineyards or somewhere at the beach) where you dont have to do much for it to be beautiful, less fuss, more intimate.
The ones I dont like are the ones who take a HUGE hall and try to make it something it's not.
those seem gluttonous and fake to me.

my VERY favorite was held in a barn but done so elegant. If it wasn't for the SMELL OF COWS it would have been perfect.

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Submitted by beb on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:18pm.

Hi all!

LOL @ bambam's derpy doggeh.

This one ^^^ had me going all around the yard tonight and did. not. poop.

I have a feeling that I will be finding a couple dootz in the dining room later tonight - he will NOT go out in the rain.

Pussy.

ETA: I was just petting him behind the ear and he fell off the couch.

*smacks head*

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 6:27pm.
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Who do you think I am, The Continental? Would you like some cham pag nyuh?

Naw hon, more like a beat up terry cloth bathrobe I stole from a hotel that keeps fallin open, exposing my boxers (and my junk) with well worn tennies I've flattened the backs of.

Sexaaay huh? lols

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:12pm.

bambam - LMAO! DERP!

My dog barks at nothing. Meaning, she doe not bark. The little ankle biters in the neighborhood can all be yappity yapping and she just looks out the window like "Duuuuuhhh...WTF they barking at?"

EXCEPT when neighbor lady to the left is outside, or drives into her driveway, Koko shells out DEEP, LOUD barks at her.

Methinks Koko no likey the old crabby lady.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:08pm.

Bizzare - are you adopting a kitten or an adult cat?

I suggest a kitten, that way he/she bonds to you and you can help teach him/her how to behave. All kittens are spastic, but they grow out of it.

I think most Tabby's are the easiest going. My kitteh is a tabby mix from the shelter, he's a cool dude who wuvs his mamma, but I'd really prefer he start KILLING the presents he brings home for me BEFORE letting them loose in the house.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:08pm.

@ME,

See I worry sometimes this neighbor lady on the other side of the block will drive by and see her out like that and talk about me being a bad owner. Screw her for real but we had a disagreement once so I don't speak to her but she always stops by and gives my puppeh a treat or two on her walks.

And puppeh loves being outside, she'd stay out all night if I let her. Except she barks at anything that moves no matter how far away AND she barks as if her life depended on it.

wuh WOOOOOOO!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOWOOO!!! WOO. WOO. WOO. WOO. Woof.

Shut the fuck up it's midnight ya derp! Bark at close by shit, strangers walking down the alley or in people's yards, not somebody walking up the side street 100 yards away, not some damn cat eating your food that ya shoulda ate when I put it out.

derp. She's so cute! still a derp.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 10/19/2012 - 5:06pm.

@BL

Persians!!! They are mainly content to lounge around and look beautiful. Their close relative the Himlayan cat (colorpoint Persian) shares this attribute, but due to the presence of Siamese genetics, tend to be a little more vocal. The down side-lots of hair everywhere to deal with, and proper grooming that takes a commitment. But they're so worth it! :D

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