Honey Boo Boo Is Not Here For This

Dr. Drew is used to dealing with dozed off drunks who are trying to force themselves into a long coma to get away from having words with him, but he was unable to tame Honey Boo Boo Chile. Little Debbie's second cousin twice removed at the baked goods auction went on Dr. Drew's show with the ten buckets of fried fun that is Mama June and she wasn't having any of it. When Dr. Drew started asking her questions, Honey Boo Boo did what everybody should do when Dr. Drew starts asking you questions: PLAY DEAD! But eventually, Honey Boo Boo woke up and said that she hates being on TV and hates it when fans come up to her.

So let's see, Honey Boo Boo doesn't like interviews and hates her fans? The hillbilly Kristen Stewart has been found!

And I'm still waiting for Dr. Drew to issue a statement saying that Honey Boo Boo is obviously hooked on ludes and he'll be happy to help her on the new season of Celebrity Rehab coming to Vh1 next Spring!

via HuffPo

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Submitted by ARIES1B on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:52am.

Repulsive little monster and equally repellent parent.This is what passes for entertainment information,story telling,education & stimulation on US Television..

Lord help us all!

Tevness.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 5:51pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:00am.

Cosigned. If we're so awful, then throw away your ipods and develop your OWN shit. Oh wait, you won't because you're all talk, and no better than us.

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Submitted by Juicy Lucy on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 5:37pm.

I'm not one to pick on a child, but there is nothing cute nor endearing about a crass overweight child. People may find her adorable now (including Rose O) but when she becomes an out of control teenager with a drug and attitude problem, who will be around to help her. June is nothing but a white trash redneck who probably hasn't had a meaningful job in years and is using her child as a cash cow. I do feel sorry for Alana as she clearly doesn't want all the attention but at her age, it's all about pleasing her mother. I hope someone has the decency to pull the plug on her show after season two.

Submitted by Junebuggy on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 4:34pm.

killerswan - couldn't agree with you more. I've seen this child on a few talk shows and this is just the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time. Her mother is about as horrific a parent as I've ever witnessed. And, I'm sorry, but I think something may be mentally wrong with this little girl, and her and her family are being exploited for the money. This whole thing is just so sad I can't even make my usual snarky comments. No matter how she behaves, she's still just a little girl, and she obviously hasn't been raised to know any better. Who thought it was a good idea to put her on display like this? And who are the freaks watching her show and upping her ratings???

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:45pm.

I fucking hate this fat little brat and her ring around the collar, rustynecked sucio mother.

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Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:34pm.

It make me happy for not wanting kids.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:32pm.

I find ABSOLUTELY NOTHING funny, cute or interesting about this child or her family. The child has no manners whatsoever, and is an embarassment to young southern daughters.

I realize that many people confuse southerners with rednecks, but there is a huge difference - these people are the type you meet, and all the sudden you hear the banjos from Deliverance playing. If I acted like that child, even ONCE, my friends and family would dis-own me.

Additionally, most southern women won't leave the house without their makeup and hair done PERFECTLY, not like these slobs. They live their lives with respect for their southern heritage. There's nothing like southern charm.

Now, of course there are the rednecks that are so proud of their washer and dryer that they put that shit on the front porch.....right next to their delapidated lazy boy recliner....

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Submitted by MTurtle on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:09pm.

Sassy, you in KY too?

Lol. True words in most areas!

Submitted by killerswan on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:42pm.

I'm new to the whole "honey" thing. I have tried to stay away from it, but just can't keep silent on this video. That kid is obviously drugged to calm her down for interviews. Sick, perverted mother who will bury that kid some day if she doesn't eat herself into the grave first. Just sick! Sad day for our nation that we elevate people who obviously belong on the bottom, due to lack of education and intelligence.

Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by Possum on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 9:06pm.

I hope it's the former, but she comes from rednecks.

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Rednecks? These people do not look like they get out in the sun and work. Why would they? They can go to Wal Mart, load up on Little Debbies and then tell the government they're disabled and sit back and collect a cheque while they sit in front of the TV all day. Redneck implies you do manual labor. These people are so unskilled, so ignorant, and so lazy the only job they ever hoped to have was as a reality TV star.

Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:25pm.

Diabetic comas will do that to you kid.
Honey boo boos next reality show will be Obese Kids. After her first Wal Mart robbery, E Hollywood Story. Then after she's done her time, The Biggest Loser. This poor dumb ass piece of trash is never going to have a life except as the butt of america's fat jokes.

Submitted by mamacita75 on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:45pm.

I cannot understand how these people think that they are actually respected. It's such a sick joke on them, and America and the rest of the world should really be ashamed of themselves for lowering themselves to this.

That being said, can you just picture the stories that will come out in about ten years? IF they live that long? "Honey Boo-Boo marries for fifth time, Mama June bedridden"

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:35am.

Can I be the The Duchess of Cunts? I haven't had a TV in over a year and I don't regret it at all. I can watch the 3 or 4 shows I do like online and the news shows I watch I can get on Netflix.

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Welcome Duchess. :D

I am not even trying to take an elitist stance on this. Tv is cool with me. I just refuse to pay Time Warner or Cox money to see a family on tv that I can go down to Walmart and see for free.

Submitted by Sassyfras on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:57am.
Submitted by Possum on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 9:06pm.

I hope it's the former, but she comes from rednecks. And I know for fact that true rednecks consider it an affront if their kids do better than them. "What, yer daddy doin' manual work ain't good enough for you, boy? You wan' go to college and get your butt all citified?". I'm from Tennessee, people. I KNOW.

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Co-sign. Rednecks wear their ignorance like a badge of honor. I'm from a shithole in Mississippi, so I know your pain.

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I'll sign on as well....Kentucky is definitely part of that Clique. I refuse to set foot inside a Walmart in this state, it's where They like to gather....

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:43am.

What a RUDE little piece of shit.

Hey Mama June, instead of parading your little prized pig from city to city for interviews, teach her how to have a little RESECT and some manners on how to act APPROPRIATELY when being a GUEST for someone.

FUCK this family.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:29am.

Mama June is over-exposing this child. What is with this whirlwind tour of Hollywood they're on?

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:26am.

Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:50am.

I think old Mama June steals the show, I smell (literally) a spin off.

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Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:20am.

Andy Warhol was a genius prophet. I think HBB gets 15 minutes EXACTLY. no more.

She only has a short time in 'reality' TV. Kids are just like puppies and kitties, soooo cute when they're little...and then when they get older, well...the novelty wears right off.

I can just picture her and Mama June on Maury Povitch in 6 years "My out of control teen"...FFS She is already wearing me out. I don't have the patience.

I think old Mama June steals the show, I smell (literally) a spin off.

"Ahhhh...velly crevver roundeye...you win dis time..."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:11am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:35am.

YOU LEAVE CHUM-LEE OUT OF THIS GD'IT!!

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:05am.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:11am.

Can I be the The Duchess of Cunts? I haven't had a TV in over a year and I don't regret it at all. I can watch the 3 or 4 shows I do like online and the news shows I watch I can get on Netflix.

TV just isn't fun anymore. For every Mad Men and Walking Dead there are 15 Pawn Stars or Kuntrashians.

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Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:04am.

Tanks Lucy. The world does put its hopes and dreams in the American experiment.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:54am.

I've heard the term "baby-fat". But seriously, this kid is obese for her age. Where's CPS? This is gross negligence.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:41am.

Calling me a cunt because I don't watch this bullshit on tv?!
Well let my cunt flag fly for all to see then. Turn off the tv and have some sex. Then you won't have time to pick fights on the webs.

Sincerely,
Queen of Cunts

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Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:33am.

Most likely Honey Poo Poo has been fed too much candy and sugary, fatty foods and she's well on her way to becoming diabetic.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 7:49pm.

She is a little kid for fuck's sake. Let her play and be a kid.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:32am.

Since it was brought up, it is worth pointing out that since Obama came into office the anti-American sentiment in THIS country has reduced significantly, and the impression of Americans in general has improved. When other countries think of Americans they don't visualise the Honey Boo Boos - they visualise every old white ignorant trigger-happy lying motherfucker who has been president of the USA, and that's where the hate comes from. Don't put another one in office.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:29am.

Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:58am.

Fill a couple of ziplock bags with room temperature lard and tape them to your neck and upper chest.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:28am.

Junebug would make a great Halloween costume but how do you get the chins right? Swallow a couple of apples? O.o

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:21am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:47am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:18am.

mornin' Whamo... I'm so dang tired. I can't believe I stayed up to watch Heckle and Jeckle debate.
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Ya so did I and I don't think I know anything more about either one other than their both full of shit!

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True dat, Sir. This one will be a nail biter though and I will be glued to the idiot box the night of..

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:20am.

If there is one thing the Honey Boo Boos are useful for it is exposing the most detestable and nauseating hypocrites posting here.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:17am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:18am.

Submitted by NashVargas on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:03am.

Momma June needs to stop allowing her to do interviews, or she will soon have no fans left. She's turning into a B - R - A - T in record time.

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:41am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:01am.

I've heard that it is better to have a bad reputation than none at all.

When I was a kid I reckon the big question was "What is the Canadian identity?" As long as we are asking, there might be a problem? Then again some dear American friends of mine have assured me that they wished they were from such an apparently ego-less country. I hated to disclose that our navel gazing was probably the height of national egoism.

Submitted by MTurtle on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:40am.

Sorry Ewe but being advantaged is not always synonymous with giving a damn. It simply means what is says: advantaged. Also I resent the implication that only those with privilege and means care about issues. To believe that fallacy is, frankly, ignorant.

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:34am.

FYI ~
Everyone who classifies themselves as "white" is European because Europe is a continent (like Asia or Africa) and a point of (relative) recent departure. That is all.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:31am.

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:53am.

Hahaha, no. I lived in South Korea. Trust me there were plenty of maple syrup-swigging, poutine-eating, moose-fucking, Mountie-wannabes in Korea.

I had this conversation more than once:

Canadian: How long have you been here?

Me: X years.

Canadian: Oh, cool. Where are you from?

Me: The US.

Canadian: Oh. You motherfucker. So how does it feel to be responsible for all the shit that's wrong with the Middle East and the world. You voted for Bush, didn't you? You fucking conservative asshole! Stepping all over everybody else's rights! How fucking dare you police the world! You don't own the fucking planet! Fuck off and fucking die!

Me: Uh, nice to meet you, too.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:30am.

I HATE the anti-American crap. If America is so terrible, everyone should stop using our inventions and devouring our culture.

There's plenty to complain about, but we'll give you the shirt off our back (and have, often).

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:23am.

@ Chris Eccleston

"south Canadian" ahhahahahahahhha I like that!

Were you one of those Yanks who put a red maple leaf patch on your back pack while travelling through Europe? Funny thing is, there are plenty of obnoxious Canadians filling the airwaves with their nonsense.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:08am.

I feel sorry for the kid. They're parading her around in performing mediums she's not familiar with. If pageants are her thing, then why try and make her into a TV star? If we've learned anything from the past, it should be that not everybody needs their toes dipped in every pot and that sometimes a human urinal cake just needs to stay a human urinal cake.

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 8:01am.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:34am.
If we are judging countries now based on their reality shows, I would just like to say that the Gypsy Wedding show really makes me wonder why all you Europeans have such hideously tacky goddamn weddings. Also, are all your women leg-spreading over-tanned hookers like Jordan Price? And seriously, go to the dentist every now and then.

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Comments like this make me love you Stoney.

I always love the anti-Americanism that comes out at the slightest provocation.

Each country has their share of Honey Boo Boos. No country is immune from an embarrassing segment of population.

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 5:05pm.

guys relax with the hate or the shame, as much as some of us won't admit this type of family exists in every single country out there, i think they're honest real people and i don't mind people like them getting some money and attention cause today really what is the difference between them and the rest self-important cloud 9 idiots who think they own the world cause they auto-tuned some shit on a studio once 10 years ago?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 7:58am.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:44pm.
It has been over a year now since I turned off the cable and stopped watching tv.

Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:03am.
*files zomay under "insufferable cunts"*

Hahahahahahaha

Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 7:52am.

Lived in 'Europe' in the 70's. It was embarrassing to be American then. We will always be 'ugly Americans' to 'Europeans' and the rest of the world. It is how they save face. Americans are a can do, get her done, generous and unpretentious people for the most part. Underneath the hate, because we are so arrogant and ignorant, I believe the world loves us. Unfortunately we have turned into shoot first, ask questions later people and for that the world is justified in being very pissed off.

OT: Honey Boo Boo you have had your 15 minutes. Now get your head in a book!