Monday, October 22nd 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

South Florida Carpet Legend (not to be confused with South Florida Carpet Muncher Legend Rosie O'Donnell) Don Bailey!

For over 35 years, hundreds of thousands of Floridans have felt a humidity front in their panties every time they drove by a billboard or a truck with him doing the Burt Reynolds on it. Don got into the carpet business in 1972 by opening his own store but hos weren't exactly running to buy what he was laying down until he stripped down to his chonies in an ad campaign paying tribute to Burt Reynolds. Nobody can resist buying carpet that was christened by Don's half-naked body, so business BOOMED the same way coochies and b-holes BOOMED at the sight of Don's hotness. The Don Bailey Flooring business took off and a legend was born.

For the 38th anniversary of the ad, Don got down on the carpet again to prove that he's still got it. Tell your memaw to gird her loins!

That's some porn for Blanche Devereaux shit.

And I know that picture made you get naked and scoot your crotch parts on the rug, so here's instructions on how to treat a carpet burn.

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patty cake's picture

ok DLISTERS AND MK

his son was my first fuck... true story!!!!!

xoxox

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Edna -E- Mode's picture

**Submitted by Andrei

no probably not Andrei
older people's hormone levels of DHEA and DHEA-S
and etc go down hill (and typically their average daily cortisol goes higher)

= less hair as secondary sexual characteristics.

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Edna -E- Mode's picture

it wouldn't have been so bad if he had worn board shorts and a tank top and a carpet with a *much taller pile.
and a different more flattering color to the carpet
and less light

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Dion flowerboy's picture

CRap I can't unsee that. AT least he manscaped and has a sense of humor. LOL.

Immodest Goddess's picture

I'd call him

Andrei's picture

Did he shave his armpits?

justincase's picture

That does not look good to the old ladies! They likes 'em young, strong, firm and attractive in the visual aids department.

DR.FUNK's picture

Go Don! I remember-as a young lad driving by the billboard over the "flagship" store on 441 in south Broward for years.He delivers "70's authenticity" in the updated photo too.

Bizzarelife's picture

This guy actually does not bother me. I know it is a bit weird, but he stirs up a little homesickness in me.

I used to see this board with his picture on it when I would drive down I-95. It reminds me of South Florida - I just cannot hate.

fleur_de_lis's picture

He's about 77 now, I think he looks good for his age!

cocoebert's picture

Homeslice looks pretty good for his age.

The second I saw "Florida" and "Burt Reynolds" I thought of Blanche Devereaux. LOL. Of course, then you need to refer to him as Mr. Burt Reynolds, MK.

Migraineuse's picture

Submitted by lislop on Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:43am.

And he's got unacceptable belly flab. He should diet and work out more. Maybe get some abdominal lipo. And a facelift. And some breast implants.

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letinstar's picture

er...how good of him to manscape his shit before posing...
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He has a barrel type body. Also, it's obvious he's had some cosmetic surgery on those eyebrows. It looks like a forehead lift or Botox. They are so unnaturally arched now.

Sexy!

chaka1's picture

I live in Miami and we pass by this billboard every day. I never knew the story behind it.

What a sport. Hilarious.

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christine the hoff's picture

This is the best thing ever.
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louise_brooks's picture

In 35+ years the guy never thought to do a few bicep curls or anything? Even in the old photo he's got no muscle tone at all.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oooh, this would give an engraved vagine a rug burn.

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loopygorilla's picture

cameltoe?

treshappy's picture

The old photo he totally covered his peener but the recent photo shows either an invert or a tuck.

Yep, the always have hot men in the carpet cleaning commercials, then you open your front door to dim-witted bridge-dwelling trolls

Whamo's picture

I like the natural hand between the legs "hide my vagina" pose.

Was it REALLY necessary to wear a banana hammock?

A little marketing advice, do NOT put this picture on your trucks!

islandgirl's picture

Yes, but does the carpet match the curtains? GAH!

ba-buttons's picture

lol, this guy is totally my hero now.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

MJF's picture

Hahahahaha! That's awesome! Does he do hardwood too?

Get it? Hard. Wood.

Badum dum!

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suckandfuck's picture

how the size of dick are?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

The everlovin' FUCK?

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guest's picture

Did not need to see!!!!! Gack! but lol.

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