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I have no idea what Ryan Reynolds is doing in that picture, but I definitely want to be a part of it! Although, I have to say, in the battle of the gorgeous young Canadian actors named Ryan, Ryan Gosling wins hands down.

HB to Weird Al, and also to Ang Lee, who directed my favorite movie, Brokeback Mountain!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

I can't quit mourning the $13 I spent to go and see Ryan Reynolds in the Green Lantern only to be so disappointed that there wasn't even a camel toe in that suit. He's got a pretty ass though!

RR! SLURP SLURP!

i made it, i made it!!

MK flipped the timeclock!... i'm five dlisted years old!!... woo-hoo!

and it coincides with Weird Al Yankovic's b-day!... oh, some things just work out perfectly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQGIa8xOmjg

for the record... i have NO idea how i've kept from being banned yet, but thanks for putting up with me!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Someone told Ryan that if he would just hold that pose and count to 100 his penis would grow back. He is now at 367 and counting and so far nothing has happened. He still has impressive vag muscles, tho.

Someone told Ryan that if he would just hold that pose and count to 100 his penis would grow back. He is now at 367 and counting and so far nothing has happened. He still has impressive vag muscles, tho.

people still remember brooke theiss?

Diamond, is it your Mamma's birthday today? Well, say happy birthday to your Mutha then!

*Does happy birthday dance* lol

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Happy Birfday to DD's mom! And thank you for bringing your awesome crotch fruit (DD) into the world! :D

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No Ryan, it's not an optical illusion, we can't see it either

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:12am
haha I'm assuming you would not do Nancy G.
you know, she's around the same age as Pimp Kris.
I'm teasing you. Nancy G is way beyond Pushy IMO

I noticed that too Condi

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:20pm Happy Birthday to your Mom too!!!!
She'd get a kick out your shout out to her.
You should show her.

It just me or do Reynold's briefs look a little, er, soiled? I guess when you marry Boobs Legsley you too become a stupid unkempt whore.

HB Ryan, Sam, Ang, Pelé and the other birthday sluts today.

Standing up Ry has a fine bod, but what are those bumps under his pits??

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Good Cod. Who woulda thunk that eating a bowl of Irish oatmeal could be so erotic? *licks screen, then wipes oats and raisins off of it*

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Happy Birthday to my Mum. She is absolutely the best person in this world. I'm so lucky to have her in my life.

xoxoxoxo

HB to Ang Lee and Dr. Sanjay Gupta.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

HB to Ang Lee...Brokeback Mountain is my go-to cry it out flick. Heath should have win the Oscar that year, instead of the pity Oscar they gave him for The Dark Knight.

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

WEIRD AL!!!

PS - Did Ryan Reynolds pee his tighty whities?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by LoCoJo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:58am.

Rob Trujillo--Metallica finally got a hot band member(yes I would). That being said, I kinda miss the days when James & Co. looked like a bunch of homeless serial killers. These days they're just too...I don't know...clean?
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I will take a Ride the Lightening Metallica over fucking Lulu... HIT. THE. LIGHTS.!

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Rob Trujillo--Metallica finally got a hot band member(yes I would). That being said, I kinda miss the days when James & Co. looked like a bunch of homeless serial killers. These days they're just too...I don't know...clean?

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 11:35am.

LOL, now that song will be in my head all day.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Happy birthday Weird Al, Sam Raimi and Dwight Yoakum!
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...

HB to Werd Al!

♫ Just eat it, eat it,
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it,
Just eat it, eat it ♫

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Aww, shucks, thanks!Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:37am.
For you, christine the hoff:

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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:56am.

What is Ryan doing in that pic? Is that an exercise machine of some kind?
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Um, it's called the wounded butterfly HELLO! ;)

Happy birthday to Megan McCain's fat rack...

And a big Happy FUCK OFF AND DIE day to NANCY FUCKIN I HATE YOU GRACE. "what's your question, dear?" sends me in to convulsions.

*throws stapler*

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 10:56am.

I think it might be bluescreen for a scene in "Green Lantern" where he's floating in midair, in his undies.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

HB Philip Kaufman, director of "Henry & June," "The Right Stuff," and "The Unbearable Lightness of Being."

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

What is Ryan doing in that pic? Is that an exercise machine of some kind?

Happy Bday

Weird Al
Ang Lee
Dwight Yoakam
Augusten Burroughs (given name Chris Robison)

The rest of the sluts either never heard of or do not really care! Ah- HB to them as well!

RR-I'd beat the breaks off of that ass (sexually speaking, of course!

Happy BDay Ryan!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

HB Cat Deeley and best wishes on tying knot.

ohhh Berg!!! you have come a long way since 2 guys a girl and a cup (pizza place).

*covers ryan's head with a paper bag*
yep id hit it.

Varied group of sluts today.

Jessica Stroup was hot Hot HOT as a slutty Southern sorority type in the first scene of the very first episode of True Blood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txPrGaIvlE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

how da dick do?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

RR has never done anything for me. Seems like a nice guy, though.

LOVE Weird Al.

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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:45am.

But the loudest birfday clamor goes to NANCY GRACE. Yes, she's a despicable twat

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My introduction to her was during the OJ trial. She was a little more sedate back then though. Bitch or not, I would want someone that passionate to be in my corner if someone killed my kid. on that note may Tot Mom burn in hell. soon.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:42am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:41am.
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:) Ya that video was brilliant! He had so many great ones didn't he LOL!

Happy Birfday to Weird Al.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta? I'd let him. The whole thing. All night.

And birfday loves to Ang Lee and Augusten Burroughs.

But the loudest birfday clamor goes to NANCY GRACE. Yes, she's a despicable twat, but she always brings it. When we didn't have cable, I sorely missed her show. My kids were glad though. They hate her.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:41am.

I like his Micheal Jackson I'm Fat!

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That was my first video of his! I remember my sister and me laughing our asses off!

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:36am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:30am.

Good for you! I hope it all goes well. I doubt they're longer. Tell your SO to massage them to snap them back into place. :P

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:29am.

Amish Paradise, Smells Like Nirvana, and Polka Your Eyes Out are my favorite Weird Al songs.
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I like his Micheal Jackson I'm Fat!

You know I'm Fat I'm Fat Shamoo

Ryan Reynolds....meh

Robert Trujillo...his best work was the Bassist for Suicidal Tendencies, I guess Metallica is OK too.. *spits out full can of beer makes devils horn*

Nancy Grace...you fucking loud mouth insensitive pig.

Weird Al Yankovic...What can I say I grew up with Weird Al, some of his tunes still make me laugh.

Dwight Yoakam...I'm not much on country but I've always liked Dwight, I have his Hillbilly Deluxe album and it kicks ass. He a great solid actor as well, the asshole boyfriend in Sling Blade was classic.

Pelé...they tell me he was good, I hate soccer so what can I say.. Meh

Happy Bday Sluts

Meggie Mac-n-cheese is stretching it, but I guess she makes the D-list. Even her "employer" MSNBC has wrapped her in bubble wrap and put her in storage.