Everything Is Better Now That Jon's Hamm Roll Is Here
I see you darting your eyes between that water bottle and Jon Hamm's peen log to compare their sizes. Would it help if I told you that half of Jon Hamm's tube of Pillsbury rolls is hibernating up into his taint?
The magical thing about Jon's honey-baked Hamm log is that it's always looks like something different. Sometimes it looks like an obese weasel playing peek-a-boo in a bowl of key limes. Sometimes it looks like a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast sliding off of a plate. And while Jon was taking it for a walk yesterday, it looked like a fetus in an ultrasound scan. It's like Jon's dick is always playing a game of charades with us. Jon's piece is truly a lucky woman, because every time she pulls his pants down, she doesn't know if a giant skin pretzel or a curling kielbasa is going to land on her forehead.
And I also threw in some pictures of Jon at an event at the Paley Center yesterday. How many times do you think a trick asked Jon Hamm if she could wipe that white powder off of his face with her chocha.
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mike -- do they make men's underwear that's specifically cut for men with large wee-wee's???
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Cashew -- boy shorts annoy the crap out of me. They seem to cut into the front of my thighs too much and get bundled up in the vag area. I don't like underwear that gets bunched up in my biscuit, damnit!!! Or anything that I can't wear a pantiliner with.
Daniee -- yeah, the sex can be that good. And when a guy is that good-looking, the effect can be mesmerizing. I've been dick-whipped royally. Out of the two, I prefer Fey over Wiig. I thought "Bridesmaids" was one of the most overrated movies ever. The best parts were Hamm and Melissa McCarthy.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 7:19pm.
I can't imagine it's comfortable to walk around like that, I always hate it if I have to go comando, I prefer nice boxer briefs to keep it in control.
It's not, and the friction when you're moving gives you a semi- (at least).
Sorry but that looks all shades of fake to me. His peen has a SQUARED off tip? It's like he cut a piece of garden hose and put it in his pants! And yes, he looks like the kind of douche that would do just that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dainee,
I go commando with Jersey skirts or just wear tights. But sometimes I just say fuck it and let th slight pantyline show. Anyone who cares is catty anyway! A lot of the boy shorts don't have vag space, so Im picky with them too.
Submitted by Twat Muffin - According to a Lainey blind, keeping in mind that Lainey has a tendency to exaggerate, non? ; ) I tend to believe this one, though. His partner is an idiot for keeping him around. Could the sex be THAT good?
Wiig and Tina Fey are so overrated. In terms of comedy anyway.
Tempokat,
I sometimes think I'm not small enough for thongs. I look at the vadge area and it looks like I wouldn't fit lol.
Omg Gingah, lol!
Daniee -- that's funny -- a "JC Penney kind of way." I wish I'd find dudes like him there, LOL! I know everyone thinks Wiig is so great, but I think she's so down market & plain, I can't believe he got down with her ass. I know the object is that he was cheating, but he cheated with that?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Ugh, I only wear thongs if I have to, like when wearing a jersey knit skirt or something. I hate those. Also, those boy shorts that do not have elastic in the legs. They end up rubbing between my labia...hate it. And Im not a big girl or anything.
He looks like he has genital warts here. Not a nice look.
And once again I cannot help to think of how rancid his laundry bag is.
I have always found Hamm handsome but in a very JC Penney way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Plus, it turns me off now after learning that he got down with Kristin Wiig a few times after filming Friends with Kids with his fucking partner. That just turns me.
Cashew: I've worn nothing but thongs (cotton only) for more than 20 years and won't wear anything else unless there is a DAMN good reason. For me, I don't notice anything *ahem* all up in my business since I got used to wearing them. Just like learning to wear a bra, thongs can be worn to the point they aren't noticeable, too.
Practice makes perfect. :)
Now those lacy ones? Uh, hell no. Scratchy, polyester lace is NOT going all up in my ass crack. Ain't happenin'.
Twatty, thanks lol. I only do that before laundry day, but good to know!
I'll bet the farts bouncing off that ball sack makes for some interesting acoustics.
Cashew -- and remember, per the conversation on dlisted last week, don't wear underwear while sleeping; you're supposed to "air it out." I kid you not -- my mom told me that as a young girl and I do it to this day.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
There's nothing like the smell of nice worsted or gabardine when it's been rubbing up against sweaty bait and tackle for 10 hours on a television set.
This is a bit off topic, but they seriously need to do something about that horrible makeup. It always shows up as white powder in the pics. Shame.
Wow, what a package he is sporting there. Personally, I think he should get some better underwear. I dont know...maybe some briefs to hold him in?
I can't imagine it's comfortable to walk around like that, I always hate it if I have to go comando, I prefer nice boxer briefs to keep it in control.
Not that I noticed...but really it's more ballbag than anything else.
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No pun intended but he is the total package. He's got a handsome face and has some serious peen going on there. However, I am concerned about his low hanging ball fruit.
Yeah, sorry, those are his huevos.
I don't know what the deal is there, but it looks really uncomfortable.
Every time I see pics now all I can think is old man junk. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sweet Jesus! I can't stop giggling nervously. I just want to pet it.
Lol Twatty,
Don't worry, no mens are around on this thread anyway. yeah I do high waist to avoid love handles and because of my hips. our moms were right about the Gammy underpants lol. I like the underwear at target. they have some with a transparent butt that are higher but still cut and w less panty line.
I can't with his runaway balls, it just makes him look like a slob.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 6:50pm.
And it's not even his shaft that's so long, it's his damn scrotum. Grossssss. I bet it drags on the bed sheets as he's thrusting away and slaps half your ass with it.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I mentioned him in an earlier comment on the Gossling thread but Hamm just seems like a poor man's version of Clive Owen. Plus that accent, good god! I always thought Hamm was funnier than he is attractive which I guess makes him attractive. Seriously with his package though, they're called underwear, they're not expensive
Change is coming through my Shadow
I am a penis loving whore, but I cannot understand how you guys walk around with that shit dangling between your legs and flopping against the side of your thigh all day.
every time she pulls his pants down, she doesn't know if a giant skin pretzel or a curling kielbasa is going to land on her forehead.
Way to fucking bring the lulz, MK!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 6:50pm
OMG, LOL!!! You and I seem to be fixated on the balls:)
Hekki -- okay, now you brought up the scrotum thing, something I'd rather not think about. I really dislike them, I try not to devote too much attention to them as they're just icky. I wonder what the peen situation is with John Slattery, though. I've got a massive crush on him, too. I'd love a sandwich with him and Mr. Hamm -- rawwwrrr!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Cashew -- no, they're never comfy, and if anyone tells you they are, they're lying to you. I like a high-cut leg with a backside that fully covers my ass. You never want something that is going to crawl up your ass & get stuck there, like a thong. I'm sorry that I sound so crass, but there's no way around it. You never want to have something that you're constantly having to pick out of your ass -- you'll look like a fool if you have to do so. Yeah, a thong may look sexy, but keep it for sexy times only, like just before a guy is ready to peel your clothes off. They don't look sexy on me anymore, not on my Christina Hendricks-sized ass. Sorry, I didn't mean for this to be a treastise on thongs.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
he is such a clasically handsome man but I never end up focusing on his face, always checking out his wandering peen situation...too bad cause he is such a super hunk!
And it's not even his shaft that's so long, it's his damn scrotum. Grossssss. I bet it drags on the bed sheets as he's thrusting away and slaps half your ass with it.
You could probably spread out all the extra skin and have a picnic on it.
I like boxers on dudes. Dude wears boxer briefs.
I have thongs, but they have yet to be worn.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Put that thing away already.
What's in the water over there at "Mad Men"? That Hendricks woman likes to sling her oversized things around, too.
Twatty,
Are thongs ever comfy? I wanted to buy a pair for this skirt I have and bc sometimes undies flatten my butt, but I can't bring myself to buy a pair. buying underwear can be so annoying when you come home and it isn't comfy or doesn't fit. Should I get some cotton ones or do they all feel like a wedgie?
As for the mens, dark blue boxer briefs are SO hot!!
yeah, not comfortable. my boys need support.
hoganbcmj -- as much as I love my Hamm, you've got to wonder how comfortable it is for his junk to be unsupported like that. I think a good pair of briefs would be way more comfortable for him. I wonder if there's underwear cut for men with generous junk -- hmmmmm. I had a pair of lacey thongs on under some leggings yesterday, just wearing it around the house, and damn, it was not comfy, all riding up my ass (sorry, TMI). Sometimes you just need to wear some good underwear, ya know?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Lol Hotmami, that was so suddenly raunchy.
Lol, I'm a to the point kind of girl.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I want to suck it like a Blow Pop.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
He and his average penis do nothing for me. He's too white bread handsome in a Mitt Romney sort of way. And his lack of underwear makes me think he's a douche with no proper manners. At least wear underwear!
pull the cap down onto your head.
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I feel like he's just doing it for attention at this point. I don't get why he'd rather have his junk get pushed around in the seams of his pants and flopping around halfway down his leg than wear proper underwear. It doesn't look comfortable. A well supported big bulge is sexier than this, IMHO.
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yes, he has a handsome face & body
but that bulge looks trashy and try-hard to me, sorry
He's looking very Mitt Romney in the suit.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
I don't care if his balls hang low. It's all about what's sprouting north of 'em.
*wiping eye glasses with defogging spray*
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christine the hoff -- IKR? I love both his face & his peen -- I'm torn!!! I got an e-mail from AMC the other day, it was a quiz to find out which of Don Draper's women I am. Turn out I was Bobbi Barrett; she was the sluttiest broad he was ever with! Good going, Twat! I answered based on what I would do if I had one evening with Don Draper, which basically meant I would be as slutty as possible -- I'm not normally like that, LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
OMG between that beautiful face and that wonder peen ,I'm not sure where to look!!!
"Faints"
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