Pax And Zahara Are In Maleficent Too
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt was the clear frontrunner for the Best Act of Nepotism award at next year's Oscars, but now she's getting some competition from her fellow child army members, Zahara and Pax. Vivi Jolie-Pitt is playing a young Elle Fanning in Disney's Maleficent, and UsWeekly says that both Zahara and Pax also got to sashay past the peon children in the open call line, because they got roles too.
Some source says that Zahara and Pax both shot small parts in the movie and although they don't say any lines, Zahara will say everything she needs to say by busting out her signature up-eye of destruction. If Maleficent was nothing but 2 hours of Zahara giving us the up-eye in 3D IMAX, I'd probably pay $22 for that shit. Shiloh was also supposed to be in it, but on the day of shooting, she was bored, over it and not in the mood to make her long-awaited return to acting, so her look-alike Brad Pitt had to get on his knees to film her role for her.
When I was a kid, my sister and I used to make our own movies in the busted down wooden shack in our backyard using my mom's VHS camera, so the Jolie-Pitt kids are totally like us! But instead of using their mom's VHS camera, they used a 90 member crew and state-of-the-art equipment worth millions of dollars. And instead of filming it in the busted down wooden shack in their backyard, they filmed it on a set that took the crew four months to build. Just like us!
And I'm sure Maddox was offered a lead role a long time ago, but he can't be bothered with trivial crap like this. Maddox is letting the little ones have their cute time in the spotlight while he's off busy doing more important things like monitoring the hidden Beanie Baby cam he hid in Jennifer Aniston's play time nursery. Maddox wants to be watching when Jennifer Aniston closely examines her 500-carat diamond engagement ring and finds the words "This ring is really uncool, Jen" engraved in Khmer on the inside of the band.
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Mick Jagger instead of Jonny Lee Miller? In what universe? JLM is hot. Never understood anyone's attraction to Mick. Ugly, selfish man that one.
On another note, co-sign on Zahara's evil eye I-will shank-a-bitch stare.
As long as they got their roles based on merit, I'm fine with it.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:27pm.
Angie may deify her mother but she couldn't have been all that great since this bitch did alot of drugs, fucked around, cut herself, hired someone to kill ad nauseum. that's NOT the result of good parenting.
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Remember when she said Voight was a great father and later she admitted he wasn't around much and was a bad dad? She wasn't around when her mom died. I always found it strange that she'd be off flying around for the holidays while her mom was dying. I don't believe her when she says her mom was her best friend. Not even her brother was near Marcheline when she died. Hospice nurses know when the end is near, so it seems she made a choice not to be their for mom.
Submitted by lislop on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:25am.
The reason SKankelina does not dress then up is because she wants to be the star. Remember when she dressed a newborn Shiloh in an awful blue-gray, outfit with skulls for her debut???? She's something else. It is always about her.
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The reason SKankelina does not dress then up is because she wants to be the star. Remember when she dressed a newborn Shiloh in an awful blue-gray, outfit with skulls for her debut???? She's something else. It is always about her.
Submitted by Russler on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:52pm.
Uh Oh...watch out, Kris Jenner. There's a new Pimp in town.
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Yet bitches complain when a 8 year old Chinese kid makes your sneakers so he can help feed his family.
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For your health.
I think it's cool her kids wear comfortable clothes and all, but can't she put something a bit more cute on them time to time?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:35pm.
Jagger's tic tac dick got some difficult brown. LOL Great story, Whamo.
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Difficult Brown. LOL!!! That's a good name for a band actually.
Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready to rock and roll, put your hands together, here all the way from Canada...DIFFICULTY BROWN.....Yaaaaaaa sshhhheeeehshshs.....*crowd goes crazy.
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:59pm.
Well, I heard he likes having affairs with skinny big-lipped people, out of narcissism.
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I heard that too or at least about Bianca back in the day, there were shots where they looked like brother and sister. It was like Mick fucking Mick.
That poor child looks like a Kewpie doll and not in a good way. More like a giant forehead, beetle-browed, pushed in face kind of way.
Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
She in no longer able to fart without spray painting the wall.
--LOL Whamo! Sometimes it's hard for me to watch porn because this is what I think during the butt scenes.
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LMAO!!! well word of advice, whatever you have plugging that butt make sure you pull it out slowly or you will be spray bombing your bed sheets.
Ahhh....smart retirement plan on Whorealina's part.
There'll come a point when her face wont hold one more drop of Botox and the parts will have dried up.
No fear! She and Brad can get a TON of mileage putting that small army to work.
The little one looks like Helena Bonham-Carter as a blond baby.
Jillian Oh my GOOOD. Maleficent isn't even out till 2014 but I'm ordering dolls and shizz...I can't wait!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:59pm.
Well, I heard he likes having affairs with skinny big-lipped people, out of narcissism.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Skinny fat - I agree. He knows what a psycho she is and will tell anyone who's willing to listen what the real story is.
Hekki - I know, right? I had so many questions after the documentary ended! Where are the kids now? Does that woman and her daughter still live at Oakwood? Did you catch how the mom used to be an alcoholic/chain smoker but instead, she decided that she was going to put all of her money into being a momager? So fucked up. At what point are they going to stop trying to make this dream happen? Can we see the follow - up pilot season documentary when they're willing to hire minorities? I would love to see how fierce the competition is for that! So...many...questions! :)
Submitted by snowball on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:15pm.
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Loved your scenario. And most likely true!
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:43pm.
you're welcome. i think angie doesn't like her dad because he knows what a psycho she really is.
miz cynical; I SAW THAT ONE! Naturally, I thought it was awesome and wished it could have been five hours long.
Skinny fat - thanks for clarifying! I always got the sense that Angie loved her mom 'cause she allowed her to do whatever the fuck she wanted and wanted to be her friend instead of her parent. And that Voight said 'fuck no' to alot of the shit that her mom was letting go down and that's why Angie decided that she didn't like her dad.
Now, for some odd reason I can't get the Rolling Stones' 'miss you' out of my head...:)
Jagger's tic tac dick got some difficult brown. LOL Great story, Whamo.
I'm guessing the roles these two got were "Token minority #1" and "Token minority #2", as it is in every Hollywood film.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
Mick had anal with her and when he was done he tried to passed her off to Keef but Keef has seen cleaner heroin needles lying in the street than Angie's ass, so he then passed her off to the roadies that lined up 35 deep and they proceed to give her a combined 17-1/2 feet of cock in the butt. She in no longer able to fart without spray painting the wall.
I LOL'd and nearly vomited at the same time.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:14pm.
no, st angie ho was of legal age when her mother tried to whore her off on mick. HOWEVER, her mother did allow her boyfriend to live with her when she was a teenager AND apparently st angie ho seduced HER MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND. she never denied that story like she did the one she was sleeping with her brother. angie may deify her mother but she couldn't have been all that great since this bitch did alot of drugs, fucked around, cut herself, hired someone to kill ad nauseum. that's NOT the result of good parenting.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
She in no longer able to fart without spray painting the wall.
--LOL Whamo! Sometimes it's hard for me to watch porn because this is what I think during the butt scenes.
@ Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:14pm.
Whamo is exaggerating, lol. But Angie was about 22 and already married to Jonny Lee Miller when she did a Rolling Stones video, which prompted the whole thing
It's been said that Mick and Jerry's youngest kid is really Angie's with him. Pic of the kid as a baby looked exactly like these bio kids she has now.
Whamo/skinny fat - please tell me that you're joking?!?! Sorry, sometimes I can't always pick up on the sarcasm here. If not, that's gross and disturbing. But not surprising. Her mom also let her have a live-in boyfriend at age 14. How old was she when this happened? Actually, it doesn't matter how old she was when this happened/or if her mother was claiming that Mick was super obsessed with her. He's about 50 years older than her, so it was just wrong. If she was under 18, her mother should've been thrown in jail that a man that was old enough to be her father was obsessed with her daughter.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 3:02pm.
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I'd say wizard tunic but it's not long enough, and where are those RAM HORNS!? Sorcery is F'HOT! lol
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It's funny how we don't see these kids for months at a time and then when mom or dad has a movie coming out we suddenly see them everywhere. What a strange coincidence.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
they all look so bummed out.
constantly.
you just never catch them smiling or doing anything silly.
that's just wrong.
I react similarly to every Brangelina post. :(
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
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Today it's full length sleeve, Sweetass! Good protection from the sun, don't ya know? hahaha
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Full sleeves cover her injections sites as well :P
@ Whamo - Didn't Mackenzie Phillips dad whore her out to Mick Jagger too?
Wish my parents loved me enough to do that - Mick was still kinda hot when I was about 12.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Those are adorable shoes. They look like Depression era. Like Bonnie Parker probably wore shoes like that.
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Bonnie Parker, that's perfect lol! not just her shoes but her clothes are very Bonnie Parker as well.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
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Today it's full length sleeve, Sweetass! Good protection from the sun, don't ya know? hahaha
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
NO! It can't be true! LALALALALALALA!! I can't HEAR YOU!!!
I don't want to hear about Angie's poo on Mick's dick!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
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Didn't her mother want her to marry Mick Jagger to boost her career or some such shit like that? Her mother or someone said Mick was SOOOOOOOOOOO obsessed with angie
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I heard the "Mick was obseesed with her" story too but Mick is only obsessed with Mick so I'm not sure how much stock to put into that story.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
Those are adorable shoes. They look like Depression era. Like Bonnie Parker probably wore shoes like that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Michael K, please tell us you kept those VHS masterpieces. They should go to the Smithsonian as American Treasures. *LOL*
Hope you are settling well in LA. Of course since you've left, the City has been a little less sparkle-ly.
Angelina is a hoot! I want to really REALLY despise her, but I can't. She dwarfs us all. *LOL*
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
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Didn't her mother want her to marry Mick Jagger to boost her career or some such shit like that? Her mother or someone said Mick was SOOOOOOOOOOO obsessed with angie and stalked her but she wouldn't go out with him blah blah blah. all crapola.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:50pm.
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Exactly, celeb kids don't even audition, completely bogus! lol
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:01pm.
I imagine that Angie has an 1000 sq ft walk in closet filled with black clothing and nude shoes.
LOL!!! So true! "Let's see...medium long sleeve, long sleeve or really long sleeve black tent shirt today?"
=============================================She She has all that money and dresses 85% of the time in frumpy shitty black clothes. I fucking HATE her with that passion of 1000 suns
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:49pm.
That was so cute! Thanks for posting it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:38pm.
Whoa. I don't think that I know the Mick Jagger story! Can someone please fill me in?
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Mick had anal with her and when he was done he tried to passed her off to Keef but Keef has seen cleaner heroin needles lying in the street than Angie's ass, so he then passed her off to the roadies that lined up 35 deep and they proceed to give her a combined 17-1/2 feet of cock in the butt.
She in no longer able to fart without spray painting the wall.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 2:48pm.
Still remember when they said the kids had been "auditioned" just like everyone else, with no names or their parents around, please!
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Bullshit.