Wednesday, October 24th 2012

Nothing Starts A Marriage Off Right Like Laughing At Homeless People At Your $6.5 Million Wedding

Lainey Gossip had a blind item yesterday about how some friends of a multi-millionaire celebrity couple played a very touching gift at their reception. The friends got together and asked various homeless people, drug addicts, street musicians and transsexuals around Los Angeles to wish the multi-millionaire celebrity couple a very happy wedding and to express their sadness about not being able to make the trip to the $6.5 million wedding in Italy. Well, today Gawker has the answer to that blind item. It's TimberBiel!

Justin Timberlake's real estate agent friend Justin Huchel (who looks like this) played the over 8 minute-long video at the wedding. Gawker has a piece of it. Gawker says that a lot of the people in the video are obviously homeless and obviously hooked on the wrong stuff, because they're slurring and barely coherent (aka me if I had to sit through Justin and Jessica's wedding). Gawker went on to say this:

The 8:30 video was premised on the idea that they were friends of Timberlake and Biel’s who, for whatever reason, couldn’t quite swing the trip to the Borgo Egnazia resort in Puglia for the nuptials, which were reported to cost $6.5 million. ‘Greetings from Your Hollywood Friends Who Just Couldn’t Make It,’ reads the opening title card, ‘Featuring Sid, Chuck, Robert, and More!’ Sid, Chuck, Robert, and others appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking

Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, "Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there." ("There" being the $1,000-plus a night Italian resort hanging out with guests like Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg. "Here" being behind what looks like a McDonald's.) Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel. When one shirtless man says he saw them at the L.A. Coliseum, the male voice asks, "were you performing with them?"

So there was Jessica, Justin and their rich friends, covered in diamonds and laughing at the vagrants as they sipped $3,000-a-bottle champagne that was cut with blended $100 bills and sapphire dust. They laughed laughed laughed! That's some depression era shit. When Gawker asked Justin Huchel for a comment, Justin Huchel's lawyer commented with a letter threatening to sue if a piece of the video, which was supposed to be a joke, saw the light of the internet.

I'm sure TimberBiel will donate their entire $300,000 from People to a homeless shelter in L.A. I'm sure.

But seriously, what low-life pieces of tacky trash for laughing at barely coherent, toothless messes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:59pm
Where are all the psychos in the world??

Justin Timberlake and his friend are the new psychos in this world. Bunch of heartless psychopaths. He'll get away with it just like he got away with throwing britney (telling the world he had sex with her) and Janet under the bus. It's just too bad we have to see him in movies now because besides being a rotten person, he's also a terrible actor.

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If this is real, I hope karma comes to bite them.

Poor taste doesn't even cut it. They should've just shown a video of Bum Fights for exploitation purposes! Birds of a feather usually flock together so Real estate Asshole is a perfect fit for Justin's Ewok looking ass and his Desperate rather watch paint dry housewife. I'm surprised they didn't play the theme song to Boss Nigger as their wedding song so Justin could Black da Fuck out with his Whack Wigga ASS! So I'll propose a toast. "Can't wait for the Divorce Party you FUCKING ASSHOLES" P.S. THE WORLD BEGS OF YOU, PLEASE DON'T PROCREATE!

@ "(...) and to express their sadness about not being able to make the trip to the $6.5 million wedding (...)"

even tackier.

you can watch a short part of the video on youtube. tacky. the homeless people wished them sincerely well for their wedding... and then are used with dishonest. after having watched 20 s of the video i wonder what gave them reason to poke fun at them.

Dirk Diggler's picture

This is what I hate about the movie industry: it's all about hype and marketing. There are hundreds of good-looking, talented male actors that could be cast in parts. Yet producers almost inevitably go for the celebrity douchebags à la Justin.

MissDLC's picture

What a bunch of assholes. And I am being generous with the description. Wow.

patty cake's picture

first of all this marriage will be over in a year and that 6.5 million dollar wedding and her dress that she bought on western and crenshaw will be dust... Sick fucking assholes and all their friends... what a bunch of classless fools

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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 10:43pm.
I've always hated Timberlake and, if this story is true, I just couldn't despise him anymore. He's the biggest pussy in show biz, always acting tough but running to his mommy when things get tough (check out his "Punk'd" episode). ANYONE who mocks homeless people is an absolute loser of a human being.
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oh and don't forget what a little pussy he was after Superbowl Nipplegate. He was almost crying like a little kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. I never liked him and this cruel stunt just reinforces the fact that he is a despicable little turd.

TexnDoc's picture

You can go to the link MK listed for the real estate guy who did it and click "Home" and see the guy's already removed his web page. So at least his stunt got him that.

moonmaid's picture

Once a douchebag, always a douchebag. Nice to know some things in life don't change.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

I wish abject poverty on these two.

ItsBritneyBitches's picture

I bet my ass JT and the woman who looks like a man also think they do belong to the 1%. You don't.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

No matter how hard Timberlake tries, he will always be the Honey Boo Boo of his generation and he knows it (the kid pageants, the matching denim with Britney, etc.). Laughing in a Marie Antoinette manner at homeless people will not convince anyone that you're more than white trash yourself, Pippy.

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Submitted by flo on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 10:58pm.

Re: stinkbutt
"It makes me sick to think some psycho piece of shit shot our beloved John Lennon, and nobody shoots these two fucktards...gawd!!! Where's the justice in the world??"

Oh boy. Please let it be known that John Lennon was no saint.
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For fucktards sake, do you think he was worse than these two assholes put together? I think not. At least John stood up for shit he truly believed in, in fact that's what got him killed. Look, egomaniac or not, yes he had issues, but he contributed to the world much more than these two assholes combined. Did Yoko, and John have a 6.5 mil wedding...NO, did they stand up for what they believed in FUCK YEAH!!

ARIES1B's picture

Seriously,Timberlake & Beil may not have been in on the joke at the outset but if the report is correct
and it happened the way it's been reported & they along with the rest of them laughed instead of putting a stop to it then they deserve every piece of ridicule & scorn coming their way.They chose not to stop it,they chose to laugh along with it and that makes them as guilty as the individual who created the video in the first place.

Utterly and completely disgusting.

Tevness.

literarylioness's picture

Bad enough Boring Beil's dress looked like something Barbie threw out and now this? Major losers. Even it Douchebag JT tries to distance himself from this, why would his "friend" and Beil's cousin make the video in the first place if he didn't think they would enjoy it?

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I can believe he did laugh at the video definitely, it wasn't chosen for nothing. He seems to have a thing about the lowly commoners. Before he was accused of spitting on his own fans, so you can only imagine what he'd do otherwise.

I couldn't care less about Janet Jackson, she has zero to offer and her lack of talent and personality finally caught up with her. She was just as responsible as him. But the worst thing he ever did was try and be a movie star, he's completely unbearable and unsuitable.

He ruined The Social Network and acted like a complete dick when promoting it. He and the rest of the cast were up on stage at some awards show and he loudly complained about the teleprompter leaving the rest of the cast cringing. And with the interview junkets, Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg obviously despised him, it's hilarious. I suspect he is not liked at all in Hollywood and he'll stop getting cast soon if they have any sense.

Biel also comes across as an uppity "too good for it all" stuck up bitch as well. Nevertheless even these two seem less self-regarding than the likes of Mariah Carey and Gwyneth Paltrow.

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I thought that was flava flav.

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No one forced those people to do that and they probably got a few bills for their trouble. Doesn't make Justin and Jessica bad people just because their friends are insensitive and have a crappy sense of humor.

BitchyD's picture

This is just beyond disgusting. I hope they go through a long, bitter, and painful divorce.

babybunny's picture

That tranny is prettier than heman Biel

Further proof that money does not guarantee class, character or a human soul. Absolutely disgusting, and I put it on every link I could think of so that it will go viral...Karma comes around, though - these two have to live with each other and smile for the cameras.

Gardening Girl's picture

I bet you they also go past orphanages and wave toys then speed off in their cars too.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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That's disgusting, even if it was JustinBiel's friend who did it. Laughing at the less fortunate is despicable.

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Re: stinkbutt
"It makes me sick to think some psycho piece of shit shot our beloved John Lennon, and nobody shoots these two fucktards...gawd!!! Where's the justice in the world??"

Oh boy. Please let it be known that John Lennon was no saint.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are shallow pukes. That prick who made the video deserved to have the homeless pee on him, then stick a needle in his ass. With some bad shit.

Gardening Girl's picture

Utterly tasteless.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Scott in NYC's picture

I've always hated Timberlake and, if this story is true, I just couldn't despise him anymore. He's the biggest pussy in show biz, always acting tough but running to his mommy when things get tough (check out his "Punk'd" episode). ANYONE who mocks homeless people is an absolute loser of a human being.

crankenstein's picture

the guy always did seem like a big douche and now it appears that he is WHO comes up with an idea like that. Hope they release that vid. Let it all come crashing down.

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:52pm.

And one other thing. Why doesn't it surprise me that he works for Hilton & Hyland, Paris Hilton's daddy's firm?
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This explains everything - the Hiltons are some of the most loathsome creatures on the planet.

I'm really curious as to who leaked the 20 second clip to Gawker, tho. My first thought was Pimp Mama Kris, as this wedding has already taken 48 hours of spotlight off of her herd of whores.

Laughing at homeless/mentally damaged people from a diamond encrusted tower - hi-larious, classy and not at all completely cunty.

Not surprising really. I think most celebs are shallow, greedy little assholes.

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Puppy Love's picture

This is seriously fucking sickening.

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Submitted by pfk on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:28pm.

Daniee - your link really makes JT out to be an asshole.
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I know, right? And I had no idea of the shady history of Shriners. Thanks for posting. Somehow it doesnt TOTALLY surprise me though. Ive worked in the non profit community for quite some time and while more recently, it seems that all walks of life are very involved, it used to be (perhaps moreso in the NorthEast) that the largest donors and elite got to control every aspect of it. And of course, there is always going to be snobbery.

fishsticksfan- we posted the same story...I just posted it a couple of pages back/earlier. : )

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No class.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 8:01pm.

Hey Gas Mturtle has a point, perhaps you could clarify what you meant by that because I know it upset a lot of people, myself included.
How would you know this and unless you DO know that for sure why would you put that out there?

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Thank you for being a decent human being to me Whamo; I appreciate it.

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She was responding to several posts from "Skinny Fat".

All I did was to bring it to the attention of posters by copying what was said and posting it into an active thread.

I was trying to be a good Samaritan. Instead, I have been vilified. The tone of it was not lighthearted. It sounded very serious and alarmed me.

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I've always gotten a bad vibe from this clown. He's no different than Paris Hilton.
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Submitted by FrappenBloat on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:55pm.

Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 4:59pm.
Where are all the psychos in the world?? It makes me sick to think some psycho piece of shit shot our beloved John Lennon, and nobody shoots these two fucktards...gawd!!! Where's the justice in the world??

That is because the world is being run by people above these, but who are exactly the same and linked to them, cold hearted nasty people. John Lennon was VERY vocal about what was going on in the world, a little TOO vocal, that's why they shut him up. Please don't fall for that `random psycho` garbage. Diana was the next one saying she was going to release info that would "shake the world" about these `high up` people & what they were up too, but didn't get a chance too.

The guys running this world are big assholes. BIG.

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Ah yes, i remember the history of how the government was watching him. It's too bad these two turds don't flap their gums about our government. Wish assholes like these would disappear off the face of our earth.

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dementa, I don't like his music but he never struck me as a complete dick. I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:21pm.
Whamo-"she" is also the one who was trying to instigate earlier in the day by saying EvilShoe had committed suicide.
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Ah ha, Indeed....

Hey Gas Mturtle has a point, perhaps you could clarify what you meant by that because I know it upset a lot of people, myself included.
How would you know this and unless you DO know that for sure why would you put that out there?

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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:39pm.
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Yes they can, by allowing us to make fun and call out what horrid human shitldos(shit+dildo)they are.

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Submitted by pfk on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 7:28pm.
Daniee - your link really makes JT out to be an asshole. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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It was my link. :D
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CoconutCoochie's picture

Not a fan of them but it's not they can be held responsible for this piece of shit video, considering it was made by one of their friends, and they didn't know about it beforehand.

Submitted by EdDallas on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 6:42pm.
So you're denying that it's total hypocrisy to side with the "Down with the 1%" president, while running footage mocking homeless people at your multimillion-dollar wedding and attending luxurious galas where he kisses your bottom because you're rich?

Do you know what hypocrisy is? Do you know how to debate without the words "Fuck you"?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:22pm.
Oh, like you could screen that sort of shit at someone's wedding without their permission. And if they wanted to stop it, they could have. They laughed their heads off along with all their douchey friends.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 5:36pm.
At least Lennon had talent. These two are egotistical pricks, but have nothing to distract us from it or compensate us.

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Ah, Pube Head.

That reminds me of a story.

When I first got together with my boyfriend I took him to London to meet my friends. Now, I will mention here that he looks a little like Justin Timberlake - or rather - what Justin Timberlake would look like if his hair wasn't shit. But Dave (my boyfriend) loathed the comparison, understandably.

Sadly when my friends met Dave the first thing one of them says is "Peggy - you never told us you were going out with Justin Timberlake!"

Thinking I was leaping to his defense I said very loudly (indeed - loudly enough for the whole pub to pause and turn to regard him):

"Dave doesn't have pubic hair!"

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Timberbiel will release a statement distancing themselves from this....trust.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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One more thing...at least Lance Bass has the balls to come out and be who he really is while Justin is keeping it in the closet due to worrying about his image. All this mother fucker is seeming to care about is fame and money. He's no better than the Kardashian assholes except he can kinda sing and dance well. If it weren't for Timberland and other really good producers he'd be on Dancing with the Stars himself.