Thursday, October 25th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry's Ballot Dress

On the night before her birfday, Katy Perry used 10 tubs of lube to squeeze her parts into a latex body condom at an Obama fundraiser in Las Vegas. I see that Joe Biden and Romney are fighting for Katy Perry's vagine. But the joke's on Romney, because when Katy bends over, a tip of Joe Biden dips into her crotch. I know Katy Perry is pretty much shouting through her outfit that she's voting for Obama, but that latex dress is Romney's dream. When Katy's people rip that latex dress off her body real fast, it gives her a pap smear  (and a nipple wax too, Dita Von Teese) in a matter of seconds FOR FREE. Who needs Planned Parenthood when you've got a latex dress?

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:54pm.

@ TR...it doesn't matter if the squash came from Kokabunga Trodochia Wala Wala it's still mushy baby food looking diaper fill, I still won't eat it.
bwhaaaa! :)

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okay, i just snorted mushroom soup and diaper-fill, imean kanocha squash out my nose!

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Esteem, even the sandpapered forehead pales next to those busted swollen lips. They could be twins. hahaha

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Hi Mike, just saw your DD article, *shudders* That's macabre, what a sicko!

Although, leave it to PetePuma to find a way to mention pork...

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@ Withy, yeah he does look a bit like Berenger. I just see a botoxed face and the upper lip of a life-time smoker. (?)

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Test

touché

edit: the power of google, who knew? =P

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Esteem, I thought that was Tom Berenger at first. He's 61?? He's very well-stretched then. lol

@Whamo, You said pie? Mmm I no get piece of pie? *whispers* It's a little known secret my weakness is coconut gelato. Just dropping that out there. Do with it what you will. :P

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:27pm.

Pie a la mode with coffee? It's a date! God, I miss the old diners back home! Always stopped in late after a movie. ;-)

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*grabs ice cream sits with Esteem thinks of piece of pie Reason's not going to have* :P :D

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:12pm.

Touche sir.

side note: someone tell me how to accent the "e" please?

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How stupid are these freaking celebs?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/25/dallas-jack-scalia-airport-arrested-gun/

Hey, how else was he going to get his name back in the papers?

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@ Withy

I'm gonna guess ego and plastic surgery on his mouth issues. He's 61, so no way is that his real face anymore lmao.

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Louise, I know, I was like REALLY?! The end of the world is that close, that can't be right? ollol

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Whamo, and speaking of bloated, hahahahaha you sound like you're ready to explode! LOL

@Esteem, what's the matter with that Scalia guy's mouth? His lips look hemorrhoidic!!! :O

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:54pm.

Don't cry Whams, I love pie, anything but mincemeat or rhubarb.

Pumpkin, apple and just about any cream pie...yum!

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Whamo, ;)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:59pm.

New Year's, that gives you 10 weeks

Oh. Wow. That is crazy to think we are that close to the end of the year.

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MTurtle, haha you work hard too! They get a lot out of you but it's the best thing you can do to get a foot in the door. They pay very little but you get to work with people you admire. Have you had a chance to find a mentor yet? Even now, try to join all the committees you can! :)

@Louise, lolololol at being bloated at Christmas! Omg, you get done one meal and it starts all over again FOR SEVERAL DAYS! Actually, it's the best time to exercise, the gyms are deserted and nobody's outside because they're rolling around trying to stand up! New Year's, that gives you 10 weeks!

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How stupid are these freaking celebs?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/25/dallas-jack-scalia-airport-arrested-gun/

At LAX. Dumb ass.

Edit: wrong city

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:20pm.

Anyway, pretty sure he wasn't planning to eat me. ;|
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@ doggie...gaaa cooked or not to me you might as well take a bite off one of those fungus "fans" that grow off the side of a tree:)

@ TR...it doesn't matter if the squash came from Kokabunga Trodochia Wala Wala it's still mushy baby food looking diaper fill, I still won't eat it.
bwhaaaa! :)

*pushes plate away crosses arms glares at TR doesn't care if he doesn't get desert* ;P

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:23pm.

Have a couple for me? I usually buy a few bags of the favorites from my childhood, but haven't been shopping yet this week.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
You NYC gals watch out for Officer Gilberto Valle:

Ugh... reminds me of a Marine I dated. Once when I mentioned walking home alone late at night, he described in frightening detail exactly how he would abduct me off the street if he were a "bad guy"...

His scenario was terrifyingly clear and plausible but the scariest part was that he'd obviously put some thought into it.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:23pm.

Did you watch last nights AHS? I didn't (though I did record it).

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The hubby's unit had a haunted house for the kids tonight , our kids are scary cats and didn't wanna go. He just got back with a baby tub full of candy. * makes sign of the cross and starts snacking*

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
You NYC gals watch out for Officer Gilberto Valle:
^^^^^^^^

I had a date with a cop once - long story - who tried to rape me. It ended up his hair caught on fire big time by a candle nearby - long story - and I got out of there unscathed.

He had the balls to call me at work...at a criminal lawyer's office!...a couple days later and boohoo about his folicles possibly being damaged beyond regrowth. Yeah.

After being SWAT'ed a few years later in a mall parking lot when he pulled a gun on a girlfriend, he was no longer with the "force".

Now, he writes a weekly fitness column in the local paper and runs a boxing/fitness centre in town which focuses on female self-defence.

The irony.

And if you google him, there is zero cop history. He was a detective, FFS.

Anyway, pretty sure he wasn't planning to eat me. ;|

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Try kabocha squash if you hate pumpkin-type foods. It's the best of the lot, by far.

It's Japanese, circular and squat, dark green with various markings, and it has the most flavor. I rub the skin with olive oil, pop it in the oven at 35 or so, and cut into it like a pie.

http://www.worldcrops.org/crops/Kabocha.cfm

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WR that is crazy! What a load! Hats off to you for being able to handle that.

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Whamorooney, I love mushrooms but only cooked. I don't care how well-cleaned, raw ones taste like dirt.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:06pm.
Whamo, I loathe real pumpkin. I made a pumpkin caramel cheesecake for a co-worker's barfday (crust made of ginger snaps, pecans and graham crackers), but I wouldn't touch it. Blech. I used Trader Joe's organic pumpkin.
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Ya I can only eat pumpkin pie as far a squash goes but you don't like your own punkie pie? I mean it sounds damn good if you ask me!

Mushrooms are another big no no for me. I HATE mushrooms and mushroom soup specifically, the veery smell of it literally makes me heave! FUNGUS eeeeeewwwww! I tried to eat it once and it launched right back out of my throat, like for real lol!!

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Within- LOL! That was pretty much it for 5K season around here. I *think* there might be a couple in early Nov, but after that it's just too cold. There is an indoor one in January at McCormick Place, but it's the week after New Years and I'm sure I'll still be too bloated from Christmas for that one.

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Wow Louise, you have drive. It's hard not to want to improve your time, right? But congratulations on finishing. I'd be happy if I survived half, jogging at an easy pace! If you can avoid injury and be ready in a a few months you'll do it easily! Have you started? ;)

MTurt, yup, work FT and am hoping to continue so I don't want it to drag too long. I think I'm on a groove now. Last year was crazy! Not looking forward to those long papers you have to write though! :)

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:46pm.

Yes, the one that's supposed to travel up the east coast. Stay safe, gurl!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:37pm.

Stay safe, MJT, Mike and other storm area people! I hope the weathermen are just being drama queens and that you are all safe.
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Weezy, what storm are you talking about, Sandy? I'm in South FL and there's a tropical storm warning in my area today because Hurricane Sandy is going right by FL coast. We have non-stop rain going in horizontal gusts and strong winds all day, and some power outages in the area. Lots of street lights on the roads are out.
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Spoiled, we're supposed to be in Massachusetts but I don't know if we'll go now. :-(

Stay away from the Parkway! Even with all of the tree trimming they did this summer, the Parkway will be dangerous as hell.

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Dog, Thanks for the CT update. I haven't been paying attention! Just paid my homeowner's insurance, though hurricane coverage is spotty.

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MSNBC is reporting the probability of us getting seriously slammed is now 90%. A winter storm coming in from the Ohio Valley, combined with the southern storm's gale-force winds turning into a Nor'easter will combine into a killer storm.

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WR- the race! LOL Well, it was super windy and I ended up walking a ton more then I expected. My final time was terrible, but it was my first one ever so just finishing it was an accomplishment. Next time I'm actually going to train so I can move my time up from terrible to dismal. ;-)

Wow WR, I didn't know you went year-round. That's some real committment! I know its hard to try and do everything AND school. :)

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You NYC gals watch out for Officer Gilberto Valle:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/10/25/nypd-officer-allegedly-intended-r...

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Lol MTurtle, thought you'd said that. I keep forgetting to ask Louise about her race, ha. Don't know how you fit it all in with studies and teaching! It gets so you don't feel right if you don't keep it up, doesn't it?

I had to cut down to two per semester because it was getting to be too much. I'm really enjoying them though. I go year round and was tempted to do more but this way I actually have time to read! ;p

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Whamo, I loathe real pumpkin. I made a pumpkin caramel cheesecake for a co-worker's barfday (crust made of ginger snaps, pecans and graham crackers), but I wouldn't touch it. Blech. I used Trader Joe's organic pumpkin.

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I'm all about using all the parts, and I like the spices on pump seeds, but they usually just end up like gritty sawdust in my mouf. Anybody have tips on making them easier to chew ? Like would bacon fat help?

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@ Doggie....I think I need to go get me a pumpkin. I hate all squash type things but I LOVE pumpkin pie. I have an aunt that makes the best pumpkin pie in the known universe, as a matter fact any UFO sightings you hear about are aliens dropping in to get Aunt Bev's pumpkin pie FACT! :D

WR sorry didnt mean to ignore your running question awhile back (although I suspect you were trying to change the subject cause you're a sweetie:) )

I've jut been trying to get back into it, tryin for 4 miles a day.

How's school???

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 8:44pm.
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LOLOL Heck ya! I am full full full and still my mouth waters at all the foodie talk! *Hopeless* ;D

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Whamo, pay no attention to that Mike behind the curtain. Kosher salt is coarse and better to use than sea salt.

Make sure the pumpkin seeds are free of pulp but they should still have their natural wetness. Toss them with whichever spices/herbs you like. Spread them in one layer on foil on a baking sheet. Bake them in a preheated oven at 400 degrees until they brown. Once they do brown, don't waste time because they need to be taken from the oven immediately or else they'll burn. I let them cool a little before picking up the foil and using a rubber spatula to scrape them into a bowl. They stick to the foil in a big way.

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