Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry’s Ballot Dress
October 25, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
On the night before her birfday, Katy Perry used 10 tubs of lube to squeeze her parts into a latex body condom at an Obama fundraiser in Las Vegas. I see that Joe Biden and Romney are fighting for Katy Perry’s vagine. But the joke’s on Romney, because when Katy bends over, a tip of Joe Biden dips into her crotch. I know Katy Perry is pretty much shouting through her outfit that she’s voting for Obama, but that latex dress is Romney’s dream. When Katy’s people rip that latex dress off her body real fast, it gives her a pap smear (and a nipple wax too, Dita Von Teese) in a matter of seconds FOR FREE. Who needs Planned Parenthood when you’ve got a latex dress?
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