And Just Like That, I've Got A New Official Job Title
For always being wasted from inhaling the toxic fumes that waft off of the red lacquer slathered on her lips, Xtina really does have a clear mind that produces potent dingles of truth. The Hollywood Reporter (via ONTD) hosted a Q& A with Xtina in Los Angeles yesterday and she had a few things to say about bloggers, Simon Cowell and about being a cold hard bitch in show business. You know, I never knew what to write next to occupation on forms ("Dumb Slut" and "Purveyor of Faggotry" don't fully explain all the layers of my job), but now I do thanks to the always eloquent Xtina.
On how she's not into dicks: "I've not actually seen a full episode of any of the other music shows. I saw the commercials early on of American Idol of Simon being a dick. I was like, 'Man, that's not what it's about!' I didn't want to treat people like that. I wanted to do The Voice to show that we can be positive. We don't have to knock people down."
On how she's a powerful business woman: "It's hard being such a powerful woman in the business. I'm known for not always being warm and fuzzy, because you'll just get bulldozed over. You learn to put up this little protective shield, but it's because of something. In my music, I come off as being very open about being insecure, vulnerable and sensitive sometimes. Then I'll go onstage and be this powerhouse force to be reckoned with."
On bloggers: "Now everyone is a critic. I don't read blogs. It's just God-knows-who in Buttfuck wherever writing hate shit. You can't take it seriously. I'm sure you've all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people. It's real talk today."
FINALLY, when I'm at a party, sitting in the corner by myself, petting the cat and someone comes to talk to me, I have something to say when they ask me what I do. I'll proudly say, "I'm a buttfuck person and I write hate shit all day." Now I just have to get on unionizing us buttfuck people.
I even love that Xtina is saying "buttfuck people" like it's a bad thing and that she really wants us to believe that she hasn't let her piece's peen enter the city limits of her Buttfuckville.
I do have a new appreciation for Xtina, though. I like how Xtina can sit there, talking shit about us buttfuck people while her weave is having a heavy flow day. Bitch, get your weave a tampon. If the whole "spinning on a chair" thing doesn't work out for Xtina, she should join us buttfuck people, because clearly she's one of us.
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TEAM BUTTFUCK!
*Warning* I write "hateshit" all day.
What a twat. Everything that drips from her red slashed maw reeks of superficiality. Adam and Blake, as engaging as they are, could not redeem Christina's disdain or Cee Lo's licentiousness. Had to stop watching.
I don't think she's fat, really...she IS chubby/chunky/stout though. Also bitchy, tacky, obnoxious, delusional, cunty, arrogant, drunky, and has no sense of class, style, or dignity.
What a stoopid little twit.
Someone tell Christina to stop trying to be Nicki Minaj. Looks dumb. She'll never have a big hit again unless she stops being a perpetual follower of everybody else on the game - but of course she's too INSECURE to actually go her own way.
♫ All.I.want.to.do is plump my body whoooa oh oh oh oh I can't say No ♫
It goes in your hoo haaa , not on your head
She's a freak who makes a lot of money and misspends it publicly - she can buttfuck herself. That hair needs industrial strength kotex btw!
If this shiteous hair-dye disorder isn't halted, that awful shade will travel all the way up to Xtina's brain, where it won't matter because nobody's home. So.........party on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey guys checking in from buttfuck wherever while I write buttfuck shit about buttfucks like christina "takes it in the butt" aguilera.
It does look like a used tampon wig.
BUTTFUCIKS UNITE...just don't do that used tampon shit to your hair.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept her, one of us!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Jackie Stallone as I live and breathe!
She's been in the biz long enough that she should be able to conduct a professional interview and not resort to saying "Buttfuck" a bunch of times.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:34pm.
Hey what does that make us, hate shit reading Buttfuckians?
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Precisely. MK is the King of Buttfuckia and we are the plebes. I can handle that. She's just jealous she can't get a membership since her weave game is an embarrassment.
No self-respecting Buttfuckian with millions would have such a jack-upped weave that separates very other strand.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin :
that shirt is totally disrespectful to poor Mickey. Mickey gave you your first break Bitch. It's not his fault that you turned out to be a stoopid drunken ho.
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Mickey taught them how to give thier first blowjobs to Disney executive pedophiles. So a ripped shirt if fitting, I think. I'd send Mickey's ass to be experimented on in some lab.
With her all powerful woman and dick talk, Xtina reminds me of A-Rod, I would not be surprised if she had THREE centaur-ina self-portraits above her bed and a gigantic mirror she kisses at night, lol
Buttfuck? Bitch please, you should talk! heheheehe She roarrrrrs! ;)
"Dumb Slut" and "Purveyor of Faggotry" - haha MK!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:57pm.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
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Hey SweetASS I can just imagine what the water fountains would look like!
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can we have one of these fountains? can we?
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/phallus.jpg
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YASSSSSS! SIGN ME UP!! LOLOLOLOL
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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We also DP a lot in Bumfuck .
So the hateful shit is just haters being haters but every positive thing a blog writes about her is true?? That's why half the world is full of self entitled assholes. If you would realize that while half the world might like you, the other half doesn't or at least doesn't give a fuck about you either way , you would be a lot more "balanced" . And I live in Bumfuck , not Buttfuck, fuvm.
michael, i think you made a mistake with those pictures, isn't that snooki in a blond wig?
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Only love can break your heart
I don't want to think about what happens when Xtina sits down and all the chub starts splooging out of those holes.
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by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:57pm.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
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Hey SweetASS I can just imagine what the water fountains would look like!
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can we have one of these fountains? can we?
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/phallus.jpg
Ahahaha PERFECT!!
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WTF!!! LOL!!!
Why are people only concerned about other's health when weight is concerned? I find that hilarious. Nevermind if she smokes or drinks but god forbid u have big hips or a couple rolls. You're the unhealthiest person alive and will die. As for Christina, why is she so damn tacky geez. Tone it down bitch.
Her "little protective shield" is copious amounts of daily booze.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:57pm.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
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Hey SweetASS I can just imagine what the water fountains would look like!
...........
can we have one of these fountains? can we?
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/phallus.jpg
Ahahaha PERFECT!!
Bitch...u need to Staaahhhhooop!
Omg!Bitch..where is Mariah Carey to ignore ur ego. She is so full of herself. I mean, yea..she can sing but her whole sexy whore image isnt classy. She is dirty. Trash. Skank. Lol
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:57pm.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
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Hey SweetASS I can just imagine what the water fountains would look like!
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can we have one of these fountains? can we?
http://webspace.ship.edu/cgboer/phallus.jpg
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Johnnysgirl,
I love how we live in a world where anyone with tittays and hips gets called fatty. I think the girl looks normal and I like the curves. She's not badly proportioned, and lots of healthy ppl are shaped like this.
Luci,
I highly doubt you're an flister. This buttfuck seconds what DD said below.
Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:05pm.
* General delusions - Her serious weight issues, which instead of realizing is not healthy, she's trying to promote as "this is the real me" or "I love my new curves". They're not "curves"; it's called FAT, honey...
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Not that I give a shit about her, but she is NOT fat, and does not have "serious weight issues." Come on, now.
I just got her Back to Basics album and it made me like her more. When she's being real with her music, she is amazing and very sexually frank while sounding genuine about it. The girl has soul in her music when not trying too hard. I also like her clothes, but I love the trashy pinup look. I love how most ppl here don't care about being called buttfucks lol! but the ppl on the dumber blogs are going to have an idiotic field day with this.
How do I love thee MK...lemme count the ways. lofl
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:57pm.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
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Hey SweetASS I can just imagine what the water fountains would look like!
"I'll proudly say, "I'm a buttfuck person and I write hate shit all day."
oh Miguelina♥♥♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:52pm.
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DD, thanks. Doesn't it make you want to kiss his beautiful torso?
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Amongst other nasty things I'd like to do to him. He is sooooo freaking hot.
@Lucy - I do believe you could handle it! Too bad MK doesn't often cover writers...yet.
Bwahahahaha @ Whamo and M.E.! With MK is mayor, I'm sure our city parks are very colorful and phallic.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:52pm.
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DD, thanks. Doesn't it make you want to kiss his beautiful torso?
@ BIgBendy
Hot avie. grrrrrrr
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:31pm.
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Lucifer, I would read abut you even if you were on the Z list. :-)
Poor thing. She's so delusional that she is unable to see reality.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:53pm.
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*rows canoe through lake tittaycaca*
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Tittaycaca......hmpf...hmpnn....BWAHAAAAAAAA!!
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:D
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 1:53pm.
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*rows canoe through lake tittaycaca*
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Tittaycaca......hmpf...hmpnn....BWAHAAAAAAAA!!
Jeez AbFab fans, is her look there not directly stolen from Jennifer Saunder's Edina collection? The torn designer tee, the faux fur hat. She was looking so familiar to me.
Does anyone else have an ad with a very strange chola looking girl staring at you telling you to be a substance abuse counselor?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:31pm.
Oh God, I wouldn't be able to help myself. I would need to buy a typewriter to get my work done from the moment I first get asked for an autograph, because I just could not be online without Googling myself and reading all the negative, vitriolic reviews about my work which I know are coming.
Then again, I would never appear on this site because it's called Dlisted, not Flisted which is where you'll find gossip on me.
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Lucy, you'll be famous and rich and be able to look down on us Buttfuckians one day.
P.S. Love the use of vitriolic in your comment. So sexy.
Submitted by SmokinApples on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 2:17pm.
I Love Micheal, but I find it ironic him taking umbrage with buttfuck when he calls woman every demeaning name and mocks their sexuality at every turn. lol! like, are you allowed to be sensitive about a term like buttfuck when you call woman snail trails and such? lol!
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I don't think she means "buttfuck" as in "people getting fucked in the butt." She means people from nowhere places, outside big cities. It's an expression like "podunk."
I may be indifferent to her on recordings, but I loathe her vocal gymnastics when she sings LIVE. That "whOo -OOO-oooo-OOoOO" crap she does. I suppose that's why her last tour was cancelled for lack of interest. Ain't nobody got time for dat!
You may need a sheild at times but that's never an excuse to bite the hand that feeds you. I wonder if her ex is happy to be divorced from her? She's been a hot, miserable mess since.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK