Meat Loaf Hates America
That is the only reasonable explanation I could come up with for why Meat Loaf caught, beat, skinned, cooked, ate, threw up, ate again, shat out and stomped on the song "America the Beautiful" at a Mitt Romney campaign event yesterday. John Rich, Big Kenny and Randy Owens all came out and sang normal, but then Meat Loaf opened his mouth and out came a flaming bag of drunk squirrels. The bat went back to Hell after listening to this mess. Meat Loaf broke it down like an evangelical preacher trying to scream the demon out of you. I kept waiting for Meat Loaf to put his palm against Romney's forehead. I rebuke this shit.
And can we just get to the part where Meat Loaf apologizes and checks into a treatment center for "exhaustion." First, Meat Loaf goes wild on America's sweetheart Gary Busey and then he kills "America the Beautiful." There's a chair in a mental hospital admitting office that's waiting for Meat Loaf.
• 
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 5:44pm
I respectfully disagree. Respectfully being the operative word here.
You are correct though about fear. Though I do believe my fear and worry is justified, it is pointless to let fear for our future consume me or anyone else for that matter. None of us have any control other than a single vote.
Thank you for speaking to me in a respectful way.
"Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:31am.
Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:07pm.
Who are you callin trashy? Your patron Saint, Obummer, is out making ads begging women to lose their "voting virginity" to him.
What a slimeball, woman-hating skuzz. Like all liberals.
"
Yeah...you're right. It was so much better when Reagan made the sexual innuendos about voting Dem.
Liberals hate women? Is that why they're fighting for us to retain rights to our own bodies and to have equal pay, while the GOP is trying to strip those rights away?
You're a real piece of work.
Dlisted needs a block feature.
"O is going to win and everything I fear for our country and people just might happen---less jobs, more poverty, worse healthcare etc... and Whamo I truly hope I am wrong and when O win's we'll have a huge American revival. "
Nah. Look, we are no longer shedding 700k jobs/month b/c of this administration. People are also no longer at the mercy of their insurance co's if they have pre-existing conditions. I understand your fear. Shit is bad right now. But it's not as bad as it could have been if the old man and the bimbo had gotten in and it surely will not be as bad as it would be if the fellow who thinks 47% of the country sucks got in. Obama is legit all the way. So try not to let your fears hold you down. It will get better. Things just take time and he really does have some workable ideas when it comes to the economy. At least the math adds up.
Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:07pm.
Fuck, Romney and the Republicans are stupid. And tasteless. And just all around trashy. Legitimately rape them all.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 9:49am.
Whamo, I've read enough of this cookie monster to know he can be very nasty, especially to gay people and I too wonder why he is on this site.
But as far as vitriol---I'd say there's plenty of that on the D from both sides of the political line (see above) Your one comment really struck a chord:
"To me a good ideas come from both sides and really this whole right vs left is a crock of shit that IMO is tearing your great country apart"
It is so true. There was a day and I'm sure you also remember it when people could disagree to disagree and even have a civilized debate but not anymore. As a Canadian, you probably can be somewhat objective about what you see going on in the states. It's going to get worse I'm afraid:(
I've said it before--O is going to win and everything I fear for our country and people just might happen---less jobs, more poverty, worse healthcare etc... and Whamo I truly hope I am wrong and when O win's we'll have a huge American revival. Maybe try to ignore C.Monster.
I do but if memory serves me, isn't he the one that quotes scripture? and then calls people terrible names? I found that a bit odd.
and for my Repub. D friends---If Romney wins Ohio--I change my mind and Romney will indeed win.
ps: Meatloaf was awful!!! I give Romney kudo's for showing some class and handling a very embarrassing moment with grace.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:36am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:21pm.
Wow you make an excellent point. With Obummer backers like Nicki Minaj and Honey Boo Boo, you guys sure are keepin it "classy".
_______________________________________________
Libtard....original next I assume you'll use Limousine Liberal to round off your usual brilliance?
I'm not American but I do enjoy your attacks on everyone here that has an opposing view. You seem like a real level headed thinker. I particularly like your open mined anti gay slurs.
Why would you come on to a site written by a gay dude and be such a disgusting hateful DICK?
Between that and your apparent "love" of anyone that isn't white I must say you're a real piece of work.
To me a good ideas come from both sides and really this whole right vs left is a crock of shit that IMO is tearing your great country apart, people like you simply polarise people and exacerbate the problem
Anyway I must say you have it all wrapped now that Lunch Meat is in your corner.
Like BAT OUT OF GAAAAGGGRRGHTHTPT!
They pulled the vid!
Where is Jim Steinman? See that's the problem. Whenever Mealoaf goes onstage without Jim, this happens.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:21pm.
I'm actually surprised he didn't ask Gary Busey to be his running mate! Bwahaahaahaahaahaahahaah!
Having a VP running mate with hair plugs and big horse teeth is sooooo 4 years ago.
Who are you callin trashy? Your patron Saint, Obummer, is out making ads begging women to lose their "voting virginity" to him.
What a slimeball, woman-hating skuzz. Like all liberals.
stfu retard
Dlisted should stop dealing in so much fucking politics.
Stop this left and right and stick to the hollywood people who are so phoney.
Odumber is a fucking left wing nutt loser. Mitt is another fucking dumb shit.
Enought of this bullshit, get back to the dumb actors and want-a-be music fuckers.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:21pm.
Man your boy Romney had some real solid people backin him doesn't he!? I mean with Trump The Dickwad and Bat Out Of The Asylum it just goes to show you the type of people you have on the right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow you make an excellent point. With Obummer backers like Nicki Minaj and Honey Boo Boo, you guys sure are keepin it "classy". I can just see the brain cells bouncin around in those Obama rallies.
Libtard.
Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:07pm.
Who are you callin trashy? Your patron Saint, Obummer, is out making ads begging women to lose their "voting virginity" to him.
What a slimeball, woman-hating skuzz. Like all liberals.
Isn't he Canadian?
Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 11:07pm.
Fuck, Romney and the Republicans are stupid. And tasteless. And just all around trashy. Legitimately rape them all.
.................................
Wow, that was profound.....
Submitted by GretchenFetchin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:42pm.
GRETCHENFETCHIN! I'm in Bryan! Who'da thought two such hot sexy sluts from around here would meet up on the D!
*****
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
Fuck, Romney and the Republicans are stupid. And tasteless. And just all around trashy. Legitimately rape them all.
That "Empty Chair" in the mental hospital is reserved for Barack Obama and Clint Eastwood is the receptionist.
HAHAHA!!! This is my hometown. Defiance was all over the damn news, but I'm much more...proud?...to see it on here.
The real escandoloso story is that they moved the town's trick-or-treat night because of this. The town was in an uproar! lmao
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
I'm surprised people aren't focusing on the lead singer of Alabama's fucking up the lyrics and cracking his voice while trying to hit the high notes.
Meatloaf was being Meatloaf. That guy Randy Owen was trying to be a fucking singer and failed.
oh, God bless you Meatloaf, that was the greatest thing ever. i would rather hear an old rock get down and crazy singing the song than some hip hop throwin' money up in da air shit any day.
@ GG.....that is a good name! I'll have to tuck that one my back pocket for a later date if you don't mind:D
Pubert= Pubular area (region where found) + Bert (a manly name)
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Two out Of Three've Gone Mad.
You have to admit Lindsay Lohan is doing a great job running Romney's campaign
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:46pm.
lots of people, when asked to participate, model their performance after either Tammy Faye Baker or Hitler.
______________________________________________
Lmao!!! That's classic dave!
wait Meat Loaf made a living being a singer??? He looks like a fat piece of meat that sings in the bathroom mirror every damn day swearing he can make it...he can make it, just give him a damn chance...what a serious fucktard!! Paradise by the Dashboard Light will never be heard the same way again...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:44pm.
___________________________________________
Lol! no is there something to that one or is it Pubert just sounds funny?
I'm sure Taylor Swift will be buying a house right across the street!
Whamo, hahaha thought it was you. Cock Monster, hahahaha cockie sounding hongray! :P
Meat Loaf is gone and he dngaf anymore, he's into the good shit to calm his demons... LOL
@GG, pubert, probert, rodent, asshat, buttpube, fuckbutt, HAHA
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Romney looks like a high school principal at an assembly and WHEN...heLLO?...is he going to learn that batshit crazy entertainers (ALL OF THEM) do batshit crazy shit when they are on stage performing at a political rally. All rallies, from the crap in this video to your high school pep rally are all basically fascist brainwash exercises and we all know this so lots of people, when asked to participate, model their performance after either Tammy Faye Baker or Hitler.
13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com
Whamo, have you tried calling "him" Pubert?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hear Mitt is trying to get William Hung for his next event.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:21pm.
--
Hi there! It's cockie time right? lolol was it you who said that the other day? :)
_______________________________________________
I was calling her/him Cock Monster the other day and a few people jumped in with their versions lol!
Reason I think someone put the oven on high slipped Meatloaf in and went away on vacation, he is cooooooked! Lol!
Maybe Mittens needs some sister wives to loosen him up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:21pm.
--
Hi there! It's cockie time right? lolol was it you who said that the other day? :)
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Mittens is so stiff.
********************
"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:46pm.
Ya he didn't sound good without all the lip synching bullshit that Katy Perry, etc use..he's still got heart.
_________________________________________________
LMFAO! All you got is "ya he didn't sound good" !? Really?? Bwahaaaaaaa!!! WTF was THAT!
Man your boy Romney had some real solid people backin him doesn't he!? I mean with Trump The Dickwad and Bat Out Of The Asylum it just goes to show you the type of people you have on the right.
What a fucking embarrassing mess.... and then you have Meatloaf. I guess Bobby Brown is going to be his transportation minister? It's good to see Romney making great decisions and surrounding himself with such solid people. I'm actually surprised he didn't ask Gary Busey to be his running mate! Bwahaahaahaahaahaahahaah!
There's nothing more pathetic than washed up ol' rapey Republican white boys with flaccid, sleepy, tiny dicks that require mega-doses of Viagra to awaken.
Meatloaf fucking kicks ass. His songs rock and he's an excellent actor.
Yea he didn't sound good without all the lip synching bullshit that Katy Perry, etc use..he's still got heart.
Go Romney! You're a handsome, dignified gentleman. I just can't wait until that doofus is out of the White House.
Meat Loaf has lost it. The looks from the others singers alone, hahaha I don't think that chair will do much good, he needs a bed!
"I rebuke this shit." - MK, lol
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
On American Idol auditions something like this would be hysterical, but the reality is, this man must be insane. No normal person would think this was acceptable singing. Talk about a cat with its tail caght in a door. Even that cat would be able to hit a note or two.
Holy shit. He is a disaster.
Check this out, hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8
Someone needs to tell him to hang it up.
"Meat Loaf opened his mouth and out came a flaming bag of drunk squirrels. Meat Loaf broke it down like an evangelical preacher trying to scream the demon out of you."
lolllllll Honest to God, is it just me and the fact that I'm exhausted, hormonal, and working on an evening buzz, or is MK extra killing it? This is like the 3rd time I've laughed myself to tears today.
Submitted by Phatasmagoria on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 6:09pm.
Meatloaf is bringing Howard Dean realness to this election.
=================
LMAO
Well. I'm almost embarrassed for him. That was ridiculous. Where's his 'people'?
"I rebuke this shit." LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
I don't know about y'all, but I can smell Meat Loaf's cirrhosis from here. That frat-boy stale beer coming out of his pores on a hot day...ugh. Gin blossoms...
_____________________________________________________
When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
He's scary. Like in a pepaw wasn't the same in the brain after hanging out with Ted Nugent type of scary
lol, I think he was trying to be Meatina Aloafuera.
This shit had me howling. Drunkass Meat.
´¨¨) -:¦:-
¸.•´ .•´¨¨)
(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
-:¦:- (¸¸.•´*
Meat Loaf thought he'd save the day & realized he forgot to plug is hearing aid in.
Randy thought he would tell John Rich to TAKE A SEAT I GOT THIS before he realized how high he would have to squeeze his nuts to get his voice up an octave...John Rich smug & amused.
Then, poor ole Nutcracker "Big" thinks "Imma gettin' mine..." And sings a perfectly decent a cappella at the end.
Finally, the first thing i said after wiping the tears away, was "well, I am sure there wasn't any alcohol involved in that."
_____________________________________________________
When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
Real Singing!
The sign on the podium says "America needs a real recovery" Meatloaf needs a real recovery stat. That dude is a drunk mess.
"the bat went back to Hell after listening to this mess" = LOLLERSKATES
****************************************
"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK