Rod Stewart Sets The Record Straight On That "Stomach Full Of Man Chowder" Rumor
Since almost the beginning of time, an embarrassing rumor has followed Rod Stewart around like a bunch of beaver babies followed that thing on his head around, because they mistook it for their mommy. The rumor goes that sometime in the 1970s, Rod Stewart went to a gay bar in San Diego, met a bunch of sailors, sucked them all off and swallowed so much seamen semen that he had to get his stomach pumped at the emergency room. The rumor is embarrassing, because what kind of lightweight, weak, sad excuse for a peen sucker can't handle their jizz? This might be the only time in history when Parasite Hilton and I are shaking our heads in disgust at the same time. But Rod Stewart says that if rumors had stomachs, that rumor would have a stomach full of lies.
Esteemed journalist Katie Couric had Rod Stewart on her show and asked him extremely important questions like if it's true paramedics once put their hands on his stomach and started pumping until a cum geyser shot out of his mouth. Rod denied it:
“I used to have this guy work for me, he was a gay publicist… I had to fire him because he did something terrible, which I won’t go into. He wanted revenge so he started this rumor about me, and it was horrible because my kids were at school. So that is definitely not true. I'm as heterosexual as they come."
More like he's heterosexual until they come and then he's a ravenous cum slut. I refuse to believe Rod Stewart. What is he going to tell me next? That Jordan from New Kids never got his stomach pumped either or that Richard Gere doesn't have an entire gerbil farm up in his guts? Rod Stewart is only lying, because he's too ashamed to admit that he couldn't handle being the pass around mouth of the marines. I'd lie too.
via Queerty
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deny deny deny....He was on Graham Norton and they were laughing about Elton John in the early days and still in the closet and Rod made the commment "Who doesn't love a little meat and veg"??...you know he loves a LOT of meat and veg!!!....
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 6:07am.
... But why in the fuck would someone swallow so much jizz? I dont quite understand how swallowing rather than spitting is some sort of accomplishment? How could it make a difference to the quality or skill of the blow job?
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LOL Daniee, I'd guess not so much for the would-be swallower, but to the owner of the jizz, maybe yes? hahahah Wait a minute... this sailor story - I also never heard of - wouldn't be put out there again because Rod's trying to sell his memoir, would it? olol
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Daniiee...agree about coconut water. It tastes like ASS.
I had a crush on Rod Stewart as a child. I have NO idea why. It was around the time that Infatuation/Do Ya Think I'm Sexy song/video was out...maybe that's what peaked my interest...he's one of those people who's not technically attractive, but has like..the kavorka or something.
Not now, though...I saw him on some talk show singing at the hostess and was totally skeeved out.
My ex told me a similar story about Boy George. I didn't believe it at the time. But who knows?
Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 3:04am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:06pm.
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Diane's pushing 50, probably weighs a good 300 pounds with cellulite coming off of her eyelids, and grown-kids on meth.
You dodged a bullet.
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Lol!!! Ya you're right she's probably a fatty fatty fat fat and has hair on her nipples too...but she sure was a cutie way back when:)
Thanks for making me feel better:D
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 6:05pm.
Speaking of jizz: I bought this drink, Bud Light's Lime-A-Rita, it's like a margarita in a can. It was vile! And it's expensive, like $11 for a case. It's like 80% margarita, 18% beer, and 2% jizz -- hideous concoction. I took it back to Wally World and asked for my money back, it was that bad! Of course I didn't mention jizz, but I was prepared to if they gave me an argument.
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Thats how I feel about this Coconut Water. Sure, its hydrating, but it looks and feels like a mix of jizz and leftover bath water. So, its essentially masterbation in the tub. Yuk!
I NEVER believed that vile Gere rumour. Isnt he Buddhist? I dont think he would hurt a fly. Curb Your Enthusiasm did an episode which more or less showed how such a rumour could stick. It was pretty funny!
I dont care about the Rod Stewart story much, I actually never heard it till now. But why in the fuck would someone swallow so much jizz? I dont quite understand how swallowing rather than spitting is some sort of accomplishment? How could it make a difference to the quality or skill of the blow job?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:06pm.
I'm not a big fan of his but I really dig the tune I Was Only Joking. It reminds me of the summer it came out where I fell in lurves and kissed my first girl (and subsequently had my heart stomped on) true story.
Ahhh...thanks Diane thanks for ripping my heart out!
anyway it's a pretty song
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Diane's pushing 50, probably weighs a good 300 pounds with cellulite coming off of her eyelids, and grown-kids on meth.
You dodged a bullet.
POP MAGAZINE POSTER!
"have i tooold you lately
that i love cock?
have you toooold you how much
cock i can gulp?
fill my mouth with chowder
take away my gag reflex
make me pump my stomach out, that's what you do..."
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God don't like ugly.
Yes Tigerlilly, if you remove your glasses you'll enjoy an even all over sheen, just like Hot Rod above. Very nutritious, or so I hear, oloollol
*holds up mirror for fellow slut* ;p
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Wow--i have more muscle in my arms and I'm a chick.
Nice Speedo!
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 7:21pm
Thanks for the song.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 8:03pm.
Oh come on, he has jizz complexion
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JIZZ COMPLEXION!!! *dies*....
*Checks self in mirror for jizz complexion*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh come on, he has jizz complexion, of course he guzzled it! Own it ROD, you all did. So lame to deny it now boo. ;p
" like a bunch of beaver babies followed that thing on his head around, because they mistook it for their mommy" -- teeheehee
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rod stewart is one of the greatest hot sluts of all time. number one is robert plant, number two is freddie mercury, a close third is rod. no, i do not think he is/was gay. he is from the disco era, and almost everyone looked this this then. robert and freddie weren't disco era, but they were still both flamboyant and hell even though only freddie was gay.
my favorite rod song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW2-_01i48w
I see Rod Stewart every once in a while at my gym. Last week he was with a young (for him) girl, 20s, not one of his daughters. Wonder what that was about...
C'mon now, Rod didn't guzzle a bread basket full of jizz. THE BLACK KID DID IT!
The lame blame game says it all. He guzzled jizz like a Lohan guzzles her long Island Iced Tea with a Long Island Iced Tea chaser and a double shot of EverClear to go at closing time in da club. OWN.YOUR.SHIT. You did it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I heard this rumor in the mid 1970s as well. I wonder how it travelled all the way to a bunch of nobody kids in the midwest?
At least nobody can claim rod was abusing steriods...
We were so clueless then, that I didn't knowingly see a gay person until I was in my 20s. If someone had pointed out a gay to me, I would have stared with fascination like someone might watch an elephant go by.
And so, the band queen never struck any of us as gay. Although mercury was less flamboyant in the mid 70s as well.
I did think bowie was gay, based on the cover of diamond dogs.
I think all those british rockers took rod at some point during their drug fueled binges.
Did someone Photoshop out his penis?!?
IrishFury -- oh, good, I agree, jizz is totally nasty. Blrrrgghhh. Just thinking about it makes me ill.
Stan Hooper -- really, Leif Garrett? Saw him in concert when I was like 13 or 14.
Speaking of jizz: I bought this drink, Bud Light's Lime-A-Rita, it's like a margarita in a can. It was vile! And it's expensive, like $11 for a case. It's like 80% margarita, 18% beer, and 2% jizz -- hideous concoction. I took it back to Wally World and asked for my money back, it was that bad! Of course I didn't mention jizz, but I was prepared to if they gave me an argument.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Looking very macho in that picture.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 5:10pm.
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Esteem, you created a monster:):)
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Lol. Hey! It's monster mash time! Appropriate. ;-)
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:29pm.
Got me yammering and stammering trying to explain it's a gossip blog and not some website for vacations on Twinkie Island.
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HA!
Haha, yep, I remember hearing this one.
"I'm as heterosexual as they come." Maybe so Rod, but I don't know many straight men that are so insecure in their sexuality that they feel the need to proclaim it in the press. Defensive much?
Oh, and if you really want us to believe you're completely straight, you may not want to pop your hip like that, oh, and change your wardrobe? Just a thought.
BTW wasn't the same story told about Freddie Mercury? And the boy bands of the 90s?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It was Marc Almond of Soft Cell that allegedly required his stomach to be emptied of man jizz. A little more believable seeing at least he is out and proud unlike Rod.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:41pm.
Yeah, he's not a handsome devil. Kind of think he might have a little one too. I do enjoy his "music" though. It's a different voice for sure.
I love it how every year some idiot freshman in college believe the signs that say don't jerk off in the shower or it will clog the pipes. WTF do people think semen is made of that it could clog a drain or need somebody to get their stomach pumped?
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Esteem, you created a monster:):)
I must be the minority. I've always been a fan.
Not every tune, but alot of them. Saw him live
a few months ago and he was so good and very down to earth. He's had some surgery for sure.
I never thought he was gay or even heard of this story.
How is it possible that he can look better at 70 than he did when he was 21? Regardless, he really is unfortunate looking at any age. And clearly it wasn't his large wang that got him the ladies. Some guys have all the luck...indeed.
JFC. I did NOT need to start my weekend with a nasty photo of Rod & his little weenis.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:06pm.
I'm not a big fan of his but I really dig the tune I Was Only Joking. It reminds me of the summer it came out where I fell in lurves and kissed my first girl (and subsequently had my heart stomped on) true story.
Ahhh...thanks Diane thanks for ripping my heart out!
Awww.... Would you like me to find her and key her car for you?
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Why yes I would Weezy! lol
I swear it takes me right back every time I hear it. I know it sounds silly but I can "feel" that summer through that tune. The power of music:) !
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:03pm.
Never heard that about Rod Stewart. Heard it about Jordan Knight and Alanis Morrissette. I'm sure the story will get recycled again.
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I heard it about Lil Kim and Robbie Williams when I was a kiddo.
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I heard it about Mitt Romney!
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! good one whamo!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:06pm.
I'm not a big fan of his but I really dig the tune I Was Only Joking. It reminds me of the summer it came out where I fell in lurves and kissed my first girl (and subsequently had my heart stomped on) true story.
Ahhh...thanks Diane thanks for ripping my heart out!
Awww.... Would you like me to find her and key her car for you?
Gad fuck!!! Take that picture down whydonchya?
Somebody gave me the side eye when they saw my screen. Got me yammering and stammering trying to explain it's a gossip blog and not some website for vacations on Twinkie Island.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:03pm.
Never heard that about Rod Stewart. Heard it about Jordan Knight and Alanis Morrissette. I'm sure the story will get recycled again.
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I heard it about Lil Kim and Robbie Williams when I was a kiddo.
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I heard it about Mitt Romney!
So many funnies on this post:
Man Chowder - lollllol
...that Richard Gere doesn't have an entire gerbil farm in his guts????? - fucking classic
MK, you need to write a book. You would make a fucking fortune, never have to work again, and then it could be YOU visiting a gay bar and sucking off a bunch of seamen semen. :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:03pm.
Never heard that about Rod Stewart. Heard it about Jordan Knight and Alanis Morrissette. I'm sure the story will get recycled again.
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I heard it about Lil Kim and Robbie Williams when I was a kiddo.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I heard that Elton John had his dickhole enlarged so a guy could fuck him in his dick
In the '70s I heard the same rumor attached to Freddy Mercury. But really, how can people believe this biologically impossible nonsense? [harrumph]
I TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS! It was either 1978 or 1979. I was a kid. We were getting ready to eat dinner and it was on the 6 o-clock news!
That picture if rod is giving me Jeff spiccoli realness...
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Crap crap crap.
Time to re-arrange the work scheduled for next week. Dude's wifey's water just broke.
*prays nothing breaks over the next week*
For where is OP?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:58pm.
LMAO @ Whamo's song lyrics.
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hey there DD :)
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hey Whamo :) I'll never hear that song the same way again. ha ha
I TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!!!!! It was either 1978 or 1979, I was a kid. We were getting ready to eat dinner and it was on the 6 o-clock news!
Didn't Snopes.com debunk this along time ago?
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 3:58pm.
LMAO @ Whamo's song lyrics.
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hey there DD :)
"I don't want to see that!" - Valerie Cherish
Way back when, at the sports store near my parents' home, on one of the walls was a poster of Rod Stewart playing soccer. Every time I saw it, I thought to myself, So that's the guy who had his stomach pumped...