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David Leisure, the actor who played Charley Dietz the man whore slut of Miami on Empty Nest!
Empty Nest was not only a spin-off of the most important television show in the history of television, Golden Girls, but the characters were sort of kind of the same. Dr. Weston was the Dorothy (actually, I'm still not convinced that Dr. Weston wasn't played by Bea Arthur in man drag), Barbara was the Sophia, Carol was the Rose and Charley Dietz was the Blanche (if you sucked all the charisma and tang out of Blanche and replaced it with the ability to annoy every trick in a 100 foot radius). Those who majored in Golden Girls and minored in Empty Nest in college can correct me, but I'm pretty sure Charley Dietz worked as a pilot (but Wiki says he worked on a cruise ship) and he put more miles on his peen than he did on the planes he flew (or the ships he cruised on).
Charley's job was to be the town man whore and to regularly annoy the pubes off of Dr. Weston's daughters Carol and Barbara. Charley was scuzzier than dick cheese and more irritating than a cold sore on your anus, but my love for sluts is unconditional, so he was always my second (next to Laverne) favorite character.
David Leisure also used his gift of annoying the shit out of people to sell Isuzus.
I HATED Joe Isuzu. To this day, I refuse to give a handy in an Isuzu* because of Joe Isuzu.
* That's a lie.
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Submitted by rolling on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 1:44pm.
Mitt Romney is the Joe Isuzu of American politics
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And you're the Joe Isuzu of this board.
Derp derp.
He, like Jim Varney and Stephanie Courtney, will me most famous for their commercial characters.
My favorite town man whore was Larry on Three's Company, who was always chasing tail at the Regal Beagle. Totally 70s.
I double majored in Golden Girls and Empty Nest. He worked on a cruise ship.
how could anyone hate joe isuzu?
Golden Girls, Empty Nest, and Nurses were some of my favorite shows. Dang sitcoms in the 80/90s were so much better
Something about this guy always creeped me out. His smile maybe. IDK.
I thought he was a pilot, too. Never was to Empty Nest as much as I was GG, though.
Empty Nest had my all-time favourite theme song...very underrated
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An old favorite.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
With all due respect, Dr. Weston was played by Richard Mulligan. I fell in love with him when he was on Soap with Billy Crystal. Empty Nest never used his comedic abilities like Soap did!
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Omg MK, that commercial is really annoying! hahaha
Any slut is good wi'me too, always and forever! Dorothy in man drag as Dr. Weston, in femme drag as Dorothy? oh yasssss! HAHAHAHA
@RandéS, I remember his Hare Krishna, lol ;D
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I loved him on Empty Nest. Why is he not in more shows?
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omg I love this slut.
Mitt Romney is the Joe Isuzu of American politics
I also majored in Golden Girls and minored in Empty Nest. I always thought he was a pilot. He was on a spinoff episode of Golden Girls with Rita Moreno, playing an annoying neighbor before Empty Nest started. Maybe he worked on a cruise ship on that episode??? I loved him in everything, even the car commercials.
Charley Dietz : I have a feeling your mad at me Dorothy, why is that?
Dorothy Zbornak: "How about showing up New Years eve with two naked ladies, Trowing up in the pool, Passing out in the punchbowl and urinating in the broom closet!"
I never forget that quote, classic!
I loved this guy! He did "smarmy" so well!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I always thought he was funny on Empty Nest.
Like his face. Just a naturally funny face.
His kid used to attend St. Michael's elementary school in Studio City and he used to donate his name and time generously for fundraisers, so I gotta give him that.
He played the Hare Krishna who got punched in the face in Airplane!
I majored in Golden Girls and skipped every Empty Nest class. He was on the Jeopardy show dream sequence and tried to copy off Rose in Final Jeopardy until she leaned down and covered her answer with her arm and head.