Well, Color Me Happy! There's A Sofa In Here For Two!
Since Miley Cyrus is going around lately looking like a 1990s hooker, it took me a minute to realize this wasn't Miley in her usual grocery store-going outfit. This is Julia Roberts' niece and Eric Roberts' daughter Emma Roberts going to a Halloween party with her dude Evan Roberts from American Horror Story (Note: His last name is Peters, but I felt like I really needed to make you overdose on Roberts by typing the last name Roberts one more time. Roberts.) Because Emma Roberts really wanted young bitches to come to her all night and say, "OHMYGAWD, you're dressed like your auntie in that old movie that plays on AMC. How cute!", she dressed up like her auntie in Pretty Woman.
Julia Roberts never looked like a real-life pussy peddler to me and neither does Emma Roberts, so she pulled off the faux hooker look. But it's Evan Peters I'm throwing hate at. Dude didn't even dress up. Don't try to tell me that he's wearing a costume, because I refuse to believe he is. That's how he normally dresses, because that's how everyone in L.A. normally dresses. Evan missed out on a huge opportunity. Evan could've thrown a severe white wig on his head, put icy blue contacts in his eyes, bought a black ruffled hair bow from a store that specializes in hair accessories from the early 90s for bitchy toddlers and gone as the most pivotal character in Pretty Woman. Evan could've been the Snobby Saleswoman #2 to Emma Roberts' Vivian. BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!
No post about Pretty Woman is complete without the original GOOP, Marie. Mitt Romney should've picked Marie as his running mate, because nobody hates on the poor like she does.
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LOL!!! Best celeb costume thus far... I wonder if Julia gave her the realoutfit from the movie.
Hate her. Yup. Yes I do. Everyone NOT Eric in the Roberts family can disappear off the face of the Earth and I would be content.
the insufferable bitch gene made its way to Horseface's niece, unfortunately.
oh and the only good thing about Pretty Woman was Kit DeLuca. Reg... Bev... Wil. Ro day oh drive Baby.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:04am.
And I'm amazed that no matter how many times a person makes a conservative or Republican comment, idiots like you reply with "omgz MK is openly gay Asian pot smoking city dweller blogger wut the fuckk yooz dooing herez?"
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Get lost, imbecile. Don't you have a KKK rally to attend?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:46pm.
Exactly. I'm amazed that people come to this site, knowing Michael K is an openly gay, half-Asian, half-Hispanic, pot-smoking city dweller/writer/ celeb blogger, and they're shocked (SHOCKED!) that he's not a conservative or Republican. Just get over it, dudes.
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And I'm amazed that no matter how many times a person makes a conservative or Republican comment, idiots like you reply with "omgz MK is openly gay Asian pot smoking city dweller blogger wut the fuckk yooz dooing herez?"
Just get over it, dude.
Well, the superstorm is about to hit the blue states. If the West Coast gets shaken by a monster earthquake within the next week, we can be sure that the evangelical right wing folks are right and God hates the Democratic party.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:49pm.
Michael K is a homosexual man of mixed ancestry. This is a gay/lesbian/trans loving, minority-positive, pro-marijuana, abuelita-respecting, chichi motorboating, liberal celebrity gossip website. It just is. Accept it.
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Exactly. I'm amazed that people come to this site, knowing Michael K is an openly gay, half-Asian, half-Hispanic, pot-smoking city dweller/writer/ celeb blogger, and they're shocked (SHOCKED!) that he's not a conservative or Republican. Just get over it, dudes.
@theresapop - Don't forget that he is in one of the most beloved movies of all time, The Dark Knight. I love his line where his date says, "We can't hear each other talk." And he replies, "What makes you think I want to hear you talk?"
Julia Roberts is a disgusting CU Next Tuesday, and her niece is too dim to know that everyone hates Julia Roberts....
I love the last paragraph of this post. Of course MK is liberal and so are 90 percent of the posters here. I for one will be glad when the election is over and people like gaslight and cookie monster take their agendas and leave this site.
@ James Blond: Right on, righty! :-D {{}}
Hated that shit movie back in '90 and still hate it now.
Jeez homegirl's extra long torso could do no wrong in that classic outfit. I've got a runner in my pantyhose...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 11:49pm.
Michael K is a homosexual man of mixed ancestry. And he just wrote that Romney hates poor people. I think it's pretty evident on which side his apples fall. This is a gay/lesbian/trans loving, minority-positive, pro-marijuana, abuelita-respecting, chichi motorboating, liberal celebrity gossip website. It just is. Accept it. You don't have to agree with it, but don't be surprised by it.
edit: I forgot to add Chola eyebrow-worshipping.
I'm as Republican as they come but I find this site hilarious. I guess because my mama raised me right by being tolerant of others. I may not agree with everything I read on here but all of you whores are so damn funny I can't help but get a laugh out of it.
I thought it was a picture of Britney circa 2007.
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Submitted by cmag on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 1:25am.
I'm lot the only one who can't stand her no-talent, husband stealing ways.
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Wtf kind of tribute is this? Fail bitch!
Co-sign on all the Julia hate. So glad I'm lot the only one who can't stand her no-talent, husband stealing ways.
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Gaga is really the costume for her, don't you think?
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Julia Roberts is such a lousy actress I can't even
Pretty Woman is shit.
I guess the coming week is going to be nothing but picture-after-picture of every random pointless celebrity dickhead who dressed up for Halloween.
I agree with you theresapop - he still is way better looking than his footlike sister.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The only actor in this family is Eric Roberts everyone else is garbage including his daughter...I used to have the biggest crush on Eric ever since I saw him in King of the Gypsies...I even made a scrapbook of him when I was a teenager its hoarded away somewhere in my high school junk bin...the unfortunate thing about Eric and us is that he gave his ungrateful sister her big break and she sucked her way to the top saying he did nothing for her career sure he wanted his little sister to succeed on her talent for acting and by all account she should have their parents ran an acting studio for Christ sake he did not want her to succeed by giving blow jobs and if that's the case I guess she can say she did do it all on her own...while his addiction made him make unfortunate acting gig decisions he is still a very good actor...for those wondering how beautiful Eric was when he began his career just Google his image...He was way Prettier than his stupid sister or his snotty daughter and if u think about it Julia looks like shit now and even though Eric has gone through his shit he still is very handsome...
http://youtu.be/Bng-AizxBMs
we should forgive him for unleashing on us Octoshark but he will remain unforgiven for unleashing stupid Julia upon us haa
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I would disagree with you there. She's famous because she was a child actress. She was a very pretty girl in the way that Natalie Portman was and she had a poise and charm about her was really lacking in other tween stars like Miley, Jamie Lynn Spears or Hilary Duff. Also, I thought she was good in "It's Kind Of A Funny Story"
i'll have to take your word for it. i've never seen a performance by emma that i thought was good
Michael K is a homosexual man of mixed ancestry. And he just wrote that Romney hates poor people. I think it's pretty evident on which side his apples fall. This is a gay/lesbian/trans loving, minority-positive, pro-marijuana, abuelita-respecting, chichi motorboating, liberal celebrity gossip website. It just is. Accept it. You don't have to agree with it, but don't be surprised by it.
edit: I forgot to add Chola eyebrow-worshipping.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:59pm.
Lots of rich folks dress down in LA. HOWEVER, they still always drive something nice (or at least a Prius).
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True. My sister has a business in an industry that makes lots of money, obscene amounts of money, but I swear when you go to her house, you would never in a million years figure out those people are rich. They sorta look like bums!
but, I will admit, they all have decent cars, or at least the wives do. In LA you spend so much time in a car, it's a given you want to be comfortable.
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Submitted by BostonMike on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 9:5I haven't met a republican yet who isn't a selfish hypocrite who cares more about his or her wallet than the well being of the country as a whole. Truth is, most who support that platform benefit the least.
Well, Thank you for such a blanket every Republican is the same remark. How truly insightful of you. I for one resent your comments. As far as the platform, I'm behind it 80% so I'll stay. As far as benefiting the least, well let me tell you, I personally have not benefited one damn bit these last 4 years.
At all! on the contrary, my business has gone down in a big way. Oh I know, it's all George's fault. That last 2 years with Dem Congress and Senate and the first 2 years of Dem Congress and Senate and O had nothing, absolutely NOTHING to do with our economical mess.
Dlisted sure doesn't seem like a place for you to be
You know, I really get tired of this. Michael K does not have a rule on his home page saying only liberal democrats are invited to my site. When he does, then out of respect for him, I'll leave. Until then, I will continue to enjoy his excellent writing and the many many laughs he gives all of us. And here's something else:
It is MK's website, a very successful blogger on the internet. Pretty sure he's all about free speech.
Good night. ps: you Mike's cousin?
Your NOT hypocritical, selfish REPUBLICAN fellow Dlister.
Sorry, don't know how to delete a duplicate post.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:02pm.
Mel, I HAAAATE "Pretty Woman". Horrible misogynistic piece of crap movie. My ex's grandmother loved it and had it on VHS and watched it and I couldn't believe it because she was a tough old bird who didnt suffer fools gladly. Horrible.
** This times five! I taught my daughter to hate this film's message and to develop her own taste. Her go to video, when she was little, was the original Hairspray and grown up she agrees with MK that Showgirls is a cinematic highpoint of wonderful badness. Better that than Julia Roberts promoting prostitution and sex slavery for little girls with princess complex.
Submitted by chinchilla on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 7:55pm.
dunno who he is but he's giving me a serious Michael Cera vibe.
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I was wondering why Emma Roberts was with Bleeker from Juno. :-p
Romney and Ryan do hate on the poor, the way they sneer entitlements,,when they talk about the disabled and elderly, make my blood boil.
Mitt Romney 2005:
Some gays are actually having children born to them,'' he said. "It's not right on paper. It's not right in fact. Every child has a right to a mother and father.''
Nah, Mitt doesn't hate on the poor or the gays.
Maybe you conservatives forgot about the last mega millionaire republican we had in office. The one who came in with a surplus and dragged the country into the abyss over 8 years, increasing govt, creating a huge deficit, doesnt that go against being "a true conservative"????
Why in HELL would you think another one with the same views is the one to pull us out????
I haven't met a republican yet who isn't a selfish hypocrite who cares more about his or her wallet than the well being of the country as a whole. Truth is, most who support that platform benefit the least.
Dlisted sure doesn't seem like a place for you to be.
Always loved Pretty Woman, nothing wrong with a Ho Love Story. Emma, she definitely is not her Aunt, and looks like that Toddler & Tiara mess in this outfit, and how hard would it have been for her BF to dress as Edward?
I like that she has a gay friend! (or would a straight guy actually not-knowingly wear a baseball costume that said "pitcher" on the front?)
Submitted by Gaslight on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 9:09pm.
Driving a Prius is reason enough to never wait on someone no matter how much money they have
See Gaslight, statements like this just get people pissed off. There are people on the D who drive a Prius. There are people in real life that drive a Prius---and here's a newsflash--they are decent people!!!! I personally do not like the "green" being shoved down my throat though I am very consciencious about being enviro. smart.
Just because a great many people on here disagree with you politically and they do me as well, does not mean that they are not good decent people.
It is the judgement and ruthlessness you go after people. Please just keep Gaslight. Everyone figures out who you are quickly.
I personally am still ticked at you for contributing to Evil C leaving us. She didn't fucking hurt anyone but you found a real need to personally attack her. You are truly like 2 different people and that is why I think you are a husband/wife team. Both of you are pretty smart and have a great many experiences to share but there is NO NEED to be condescending and patronizing or MEAN to anyone. Call it sucking up if you like. I don't care. I call it looking in the mirror and trying to follow the Golden Rule.
Please don't bother responding. I am off to eat a great batch of chily.
Why does the cute skeleton guy look familiar?
Emma Roberts doesn't even have enough body to fill out that little dress. She kinda looks like Raggedy Ann. That's just the impression I got. Maybe it's the bright red lips and floppy wig.
It's very glamorous. Glamour choice.
This twat seems as insufferable as her cuntish aunt
I love you Mike.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:59pm.
Lots of rich folks dress down in LA. HOWEVER, they still always drive something nice (or at least a Prius).
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Driving a Prius is reason enough to never wait on someone no matter how much money they have.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:55pm.
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Hey tiger money and tiger blood be precious, yo! lol :p
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:55pm.
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Hey tiger money and tiger blood be precious, yo! lol :p
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WHAT'S GOOD??????????
Lots of rich folks dress down in LA. HOWEVER, they still always drive something nice (or at least a Prius).
Hotmami -- remember this hon, don't give up. Stick with it, with your doctor, with therapy, with your medication. And don't get discouraged if Zoloft isn't the medication for you. I finally found that Seroquel is the medication for me (I have bipolar II disorder -- it's a pretty heavy-duty medication). I've been living with depression since I was a young kid, and for a period of about 10 years it was horribly bad but seems to be stabilizing now. And you can always come to DL and talk to us about how you're feeling.
Hekki -- I watched "Pretty Woman" for the gorgeousness that is Richard Gere. I pretty much feel the same about Goopy. I love "Se7en" because I love what happens to her character in it and her screen time is limited.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/27/2012 - 8:34pm.
Hekki, they're probably inexperienced. Good sales people know how to ask a few questions to determine what the person is looking for and if they're planning to spend. It doesn't matter if they have money or credit cards in their wallet, good point.
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Why do you think that's a costume? From what I've seen, half the skanks in Hollywood dress like that every day.
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