So I Guess Xtina Dressed Up As Herself For Halloween This Year
If it wasn't for Whatshisname dressed up as Sir Golddigsalot, you wouldn't know it was Skankoween and you'd think that Xtina had just pulled herself off of the puddle of chardonnay drool and mascara tears she was lying in to pick her kid up from school. When the kids at school see a bloated cloud of pressed powder, torn fishnets, frizzy pink wig hair and bits of dried self tanner gel coming toward them they know that Max's mom is here to pick him up. But believe it or not, Xtina is actually wearing a costume.
Xtina threw a Halloween party last night and she took a little time out from drunkenly humping all of her guests to come outside and pose FOR HER LIFE between two pieces of lifeless wood. Xtina is not only a mess, but she's an ice-hearted bitch too. Just look at how she's smiling her fupa off and has no remorse about viciously murdering a family of Poochie dolls to make that wig. Cold bitch is the Ecuadorian Cruella De Vil.
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She needs to work out.
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what is that weird little gnome she's dating? he looks like a dime store action figure of orlando bloom.
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It's always funny when people here act like whether someone is fat or not is a matter of opinion. It is not. The fat is either there or it's not. Christina IS fat, considering her height.
It's annoying when couples dress up incongruously for Halloween like this (unless the crown means she's Queen Frightwig and he's her knight or whatever). Worst case of this I've ever seen personally was at a party one year where a guy showed up as Freddy Krueger and the girl was Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.
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Half Cuban and it's only a matter of time she looks like a huge stripper. Great singing voice but on the path of being a huge pig.
Love her: fat, skinny, full-figured, maligned, hated by MK and all...
Love much of her original tracks - can't fight my Aguliera love and I make no apologies.
She looks awful here though.
OMG.....def going as a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing this year. Ya!
When women dress like this or mermaids or princesses for Halloween it only equals one thing.... desperate.
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Xtina looks exactly like her mom (without the crazy hair) in the True Hollywood Story. It might be alcohol but it is her inherited build. These poor petite exMousketeers - if they aren't on the 24/7 Disney Discipline plan they are bound to go normal on us.
Well so far she isn't really a great singer she isn't cute and she's a bad slut not a good one. I love when people try to defend her vocal ability. LOL she sings the same thing over and over and she didn't write it. She's had plenty of budget and plenty of time to be great but I think she hit her ceiling a long time ago which has been driving her crazy ever since.
Can't hate on Xtina. She has the vocal chops and I respect that.
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Yeah I don't get how she can be called fat either. No fat on her arms but still has boobs and ass-in what real life universe is that bad? She just weighs more than before is all, and going from size 00 (she was TINY) to size 10 doesn't mean you got fat. It just means you got normal.
I agree. I definitely do not think this woman is "fat". I think our definition of "fat" is a bit skewed.
As distracting as her "lookatmelookatmeIhaveboobs!" costume is, I gotta say her boyfriend's costume is sublime. He looks like he put some real thought into it. :D
She looks like she scraped up whatever was on the floor, and put it on.
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Somehow I think that Pink is not amused by the wig that Xtina chose to wear. Hopefully she'll say something about it.
I think MK said a long time ago that if you dress like a whore the whole year, then for Halloween you should dress up as something different than who you are in real life.
That "slutty/sexy something" trend is so boring.
I am sorry to break the news to you, but she is fat. She is not morbidly obese by any means, but she could drop a good 30 lbs. That is fat. And it is not in "all the right places". She looks like shit.
And I LIKE her.
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Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus
I think sir golddigsalot is cute. This is from a gay perspective though. He'd look good sucking my dick and taking it from behind.
She is not fat. Actually, she is one of the few that has gained weight in the right places and could really play it up right, if she wanted to. Her curves are well placed and not all obese fat in the stomach, flat ass, skinny legs and arms and shit (Which is my kryptonite. I HATE that body shape. HATE)
What she is is a fucking sloppy dresser who always finds a way to appear as though she is fat, which is no easy feat. And that is a shame. Oh, Aguilera...what the right stylist and a great pair of jeans and a $29.99 top from H&M could do for you. Alas, your would not be our little Ecuadorian hoochie that we love if you looked normal and even went back to your natural hair color.
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His costume is great, she should have gone as English royalty or something.. hers looks thrown together from stuff that's been on the bottom of her closet.
What do I know, nothin', but she comes across these days as much less of a diva bitch than before. Maybe it's the guy, maybe it's the not starving herself. Maybe even a part of her is relieved that her star's faded some, because even though she's still a big star there's not the same pressure to stay on top. Whatever, even though she looks crazy here, I kinda like her now.
Omg she looks stupid...but she is not fat. She's normal and healthy looking. All of the fatists on here need to just stop with he obese jokes already. It's really tired.
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I like Christina I always have and I always will.
This outfit is however tragic.
But you know what? She seems happy. Even if she is Drunktina most of the time. Her, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears have probably been forced on a diet for their entire lives since they were kids and now that they are older they probably want to enjoy life a little bit and eat when they are hongray. It's much better than the Trollson Twins who still never eat and always look mean assholes. I am sure she won't stay chunky forever, but she seems like she is enjoying life now for the most part soo I can't hate.
she is a fat, sloppy drunk now.
sad story.
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Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus
I think she is one of those chubby chicks that can pull off sexy not all of them can and trust this whole new generation of fatties think they can in their minds they are fine in everyone elses minds we are thinking they just need to buy 3 sizes bigger...they need to just break down and go to lane Bryant to buy their fat camouflage clothes and cover up the muffin tops...fat girls doing the vulgar sexy clothing is almost as bad as skeleton girl with no curves trying to pull off the sexy it almost never works and you can always tell they look and feel awkward in their own skin...I guess that's just how media pushes everyone these days to just not be happy with your natural looks or to work with what god gave you its everything in extreems from the once beautiful ethnic Kim k making herself look like a deformed cat, the teen moms doing complete face makeovers (instead of taking depo shots) to the grandmas on the real housewives pouring acid on their face to peal the layers of wrinkles off to look younger it's all one big joke like the facelifting scene in the movie Brazil
I rarely see her with her kid. That pic with the bleeding hair last week at the pumpkin patch was a rare occasion and clearly staged. I am not mother of the year, but damn at least Give A Shit XTina!
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she came out to pose for the paps? she's not on her way somewhere? That's kinda pathetic. At least Paris Hilton pretends she's goin somewhere, and Paris is the queen of having her picture taken for doing nothing.
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I feel like kicking that douche in the balls.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 8:58pm.
Ha! Plus I miss your old avatar.
mikel k, goddamnit - the entire east coast is freaking out about being without power for who knows how long, and you are there where its 80 degrees and no weather, and you cant give us a post we can sink our teeth into?
look alive man, i dont care if it is sunday!
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If she would lose twenty pounds and wear more natural hair and makeup, she would be a beautiful girl. Poor thing is so insecure, but she shouldn't be because she has amazing pipes.
Hekki, her son is still very young. I doubt that he notices. Give it a few more years like when he is in 4th grade and the other kids tell him his mom looks like a skank.
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She's so trashy. God. She has a son. I wonder how he feels about his sloppy drunk mother dressing like that. If he doesn't care now, he will.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:42pm.
Whatever. She is who she is, except....
I just saw a new add for her perfume, and they photoshopped her to half her actual size, literally. She looked like the hundred pound cutie she was 10 years ago, so don't go around bragging about how you've embraced your curvy side... Asshole.
(And yeah, Migraineabuse in my head, I know it's her male overlords who forced her to do that. How unfair.)
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:38pm.
I think she just threw on whatever they had left over at the The Village Idiot Shop.
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LOL, I think she deliberately went for parts of at minimum 5 costumes. Whatever possessed her to do Nicki Minaj hair though, just no. ha!
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I don't think Xina is fat or even chubby. I know, don't hate. But she has lost her waistline completely. This is something that does not usually show up till at least late 30's if not 40's. So me thinks it's alcohol.
I'm turning off the computer. I know, most of you probably don't do that. Electric and all:)
and going to go eat dinner: Chicken on the grill, marinated in italian dressing (mr.) and steamed brocolli in lemon juice and a bit of butter and corn on the cob (so good) and leftover white rice. Night to all.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:33pm.
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LOL!! No problem - I'm very familiar with being the only one in many thoughts and circumstances. I still think the guy is hot.
I think she just threw on whatever they had left over at the The Village Idiot Shop.
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Well SHE can wear whatever she wants, *I* am going to be a sock monkey for halloween. :P
Um is she supposed to be some kind of bootleg, Nicki Minaj, Bozo the Clown, street walker concoction?I don't get it. This woman has become so desperate it's ridiculous. I smell a trip to rehab soon.
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I wonder how much Sir Porksalot there, gets paid? Does it come with health benefits? 401K? Or just lots of greasepaint-lubed blowjobs and all the Doritos Locos Tacos he can eat?
I need to know.
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....and who the fuck is she supposed to be?
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she's ho-rrendous, as usual.
I guess the thought process was something like,
'hey, i'll go as your knight in shining armour and you'll be like my princess! ...
-Yay!... .But wait, that means I have to COVER UP!! NO WAY!!!! Wait! I know, I'll just dress as your medieval princess that has been dragged up in rose bushes and roasted by a dragon and raped by a Pokemon and that you saved. BINGO!'
I wonder if adding a skirt and a black bra wouldn't have improved Xtina's costume? lol
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 6:26pm.
So...she went as a chubby skank?
Wouldn't need a costume for that.