Levi Johnston Got Married And Sold His Wedding Picture To Inside Edition
Note to celebwhores who sell their wedding pictures for hundreds of thousands of dollars to the likes of People Magazine: You're tacky, you're trashy and you're doing it wrong. Learn from Levi Johnston who really knows how to do it. Nothing says tact and class like selling your wedding pictures to the highly-respectable news show Inside Edition for a 16 oz. can of Miller Lite High Life, a box of bullets and a carton of Winstons. There's truly something special about your wedding pictures being shown between a story about the 600-pound woman and a baby-cleaning dog.
Yesterday in Wasilla, the unpoppable pimple on the Palin Family's b-hole, Levi Johnston, became someone's husband for the first time when he married Sunny Ogelsby, the mother to his one-month old daughter Breeze Beretta. Levi Johnston, Sunny Ogelsby, Breeze Beretta.... THOSE PEOPLES' NAMES! I guess Wasilla really is the meth capital of Alaska, because Levi's parents, Sunny's parents and Breeze's parents were all on the wrong stuff when their names were chosen. Those don't sound like real-life names. Those sound like the names of characters in a 1970s car chase movie. They should be played by Burt Reynolds, Audrey Landers and Susan Anton, respectively.
Sadly for Levi, his first born, Tripp, wasn't there to say, "Congratulations, faggot!", because Bristol Palin is a bitch who likes to play games. Levi wanted Tripp to be the ring bearer, but Bristol wouldn't let him. Well, there's always next time and there will be a next time, because this isn't Levi's last marriage. Levi was meant to be the dead beat, piece of trash ex-husband to dozens of women.
And in that picture above, as her parents breathe on each other, Breeze Beretta is looking out into the distance and dreaming of the day she'll be able to crawl far away from those two dumb bitches.
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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:34pm.
You know what's priceless, TMZ showed the wedding invites and they spelled it "famalies"...That poor child indeed.
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ahahahahaha GET OUT! *dies*
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Really? LMAO!! Levi and the Palin's are the same low class turds.
Wedding catered by Le Chateau Blanc.
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So I guess I can see why a liberal would pat him on the back. He's a lying douchebag with no sense of morals and ethics. He's fits right into the liberal agenda quite perfectly.
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Evidently you're still buying Sarah's "Hot for Teacher" look. Congrats on being the only person in America ready to cast a vote for that cipher. Sounds like you would like to stick it IN a Palin as opposed to sticking it TO a Palin. Do you flip a coin to see if you're giving it to Todd or Sarah first?
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:11am.
Just can't bring myself to hate this guy. He stuck it to the Palins and refused to be their little bitch. I hope the marriage works out for him.
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Oh the libtards love their little derp Levi. Even though he later went on Barbara Walters and admitted everything negative thing he ever said about the Palins was a lie. Then went back and some might be true, he couldn't remember. After that interview, he got paid, cashed his check went out and bought his crackhead parents new four wheelers.
So I guess I can see why a liberal would pat him on the back. He's a lying douchebag with no sense of morals and ethics. He's fits right into the liberal agenda quite perfectly.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:11am.
Just can't bring myself to hate this guy. He stuck it to the Palins and refused to be their little bitch. I hope the marriage works out for him.
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He only "stuck it to the Palins" when McCain didn't win. Before that, he seemed perfectly happy to play the role of future VP SIL.
He didn't actually "stick it to the Palins" until she wasn't in the White House and realized that he would be more famous playing up to the anti-Palin crowd.
If she ended up in the White House, he would've been lapping it up on the taxpayer dime. Trust.
Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:34pm.
You know what's priceless, TMZ showed the wedding invites and they spelled it "famalies"...That poor child indeed.
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ahahahahaha GET OUT! *dies*
Just can't bring myself to hate this guy. He stuck it to the Palins and refused to be their little bitch. I hope the marriage works out for him.
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That picture is AWFUL. Cute baby though. Not her fault her parents are animated pieces of toxic waste.
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ha ha shes holding the kid like a loaded dirty diaper.
kid gonna grow up chewing skoal & spitting watermelon seeds by 1st grade.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:16pm.
ImpertinentVixen -- that whore Kim Zolciak had Pinnina Tornai design her multiple wedding outfits. They included a slut-tastic wedding dress with her tits spelling out, a short dress (if I remember correctly) and then another slut-tastic hooker jumpsuit. And of course, her face looked absolutely beastly with a shitload of makeup applied with a trowel. And her mother, who looks like a 90-year truck-stop hooker (but is only 65), got plastered and into a shouting match with Kim. Pure class, huh?
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Quelle surprise!! No class all the way around!
I have to admit, I like Levi's kicking it to the groins of the Palin's. hehehehe
Could not happen to a better group of people.
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Seriously, da fuq is up with women and these hideous wedding dresses? I hate, hate, hate that style and the "mermaid" style. Ugh, I can't believe some trick thinks those styles are "the dress!". Just say no to that.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
I like Levi but his new bride needs to learn how to hold a baby.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by CindyBman on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:15pm.
OK. I have waaaay too much time on my hands.
A strapless wedding gown and a baby with no coat. I checked the weather (see "too much time..." above) and the HIGH today was 36F. The HIGH. Tomorrow the high is supposed to be 28F. So, unless yesterday was some freakish day of 70's weather...
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Poor baby! But maybe they took off the coat off the baby for a moment to take the pics? A least I hope so!
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Am I the only one who is shocked that there's actually a white trash version of Kevin Federline?
That shit is like Inception.
It's a nice day for a white wedding where the bride should be wearing black.
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Awkward Family Photos. (Is that an electrified fence?)
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:58pm.
LOL! Despite my usual case of the fierce jelli h8ters when people flirt with my CBF, that was funny!
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I love you Irish Fury. I always want to call you Irish Furry, lol.
And is CBF "cyber boy friend" or "Canadian boy friend"? LMAO
After her seventh child & someone asks Sunny what it was like when she had her first baby, she can say, "oh, it was a Breeze."
I love Levi because he constantly and puclicly humiliates Sarah Palin. I don't actually like humiliating anyone but Sarah has got to be the most evil, annoying, closed-minded, bigoted, fucking frigid evil demon ever to get home highlights. I fucking hate her and anyone who calls her out in public is my hero in some way. Plus he's cute and has a penis. Me like.
Fuckin-A! Palin deserves to.have every single bit of vitriol aimed back at her.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:58pm.
LOL! Despite my usual case of the fierce jelli h8ters when people flirt with my CBF, that was funny!
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Lol
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:51pm.
I'm going to go watch Hurricane Sandy give the East Coast a major beej.
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*dresses up like the east coast*
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*dresses up like Tropical Whore Sandy*
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LOL! Despite my usual case of the fierce jelli h8ters when people flirt with my CBF, that was funny!
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Dark-sided!
Canadians and their royal families.
Give it a rest.
Levi Johnson is a pathetic douchebag puke. He is famous because he knocked up the daughter of a famous woman. All he had to do was be a good father and husband and he had it made for life. Well, he shit away his life and sold his family for monetary gain so others could use his words for political gain.
I would give my life for my kids in a heartbeat, and this lazy fuck did what he could to humiliate them--a boy, not a man.
STFU, you greasy punk, and go fuck yourself with a syphylatic moose.
Black tux, white rose. You ARE the father and this IS the look.
Needs the "excuse my beauty" tag
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:51pm.
I'm going to go watch Hurricane Sandy give the East Coast a major beej.
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*dresses up like the east coast*
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*dresses up like Tropical Whore Sandy*
Learn how to hold a baby,fools!
These two people just got married? They kiss like complete strangers...
Those kissy faces are so gross. Poor kid. I hope he never has to see that in front of his face.
Would someone PLEASE just beat the doucheness out of this guy?
Ah, the media loves their trash, don't they.
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Those sound like the names of characters in a 1970s car chase movie. They should be played by Burt Reynolds, Audrey Landers and Susan Anton, respectively.
LOL. Spot on.
They should remember to send a Thank You note to John McCain.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:51pm.
I'm going to go watch Hurricane Sandy give the East Coast a major beej.
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*dresses up like the east coast*
He's famous for raping a young girl who is related to an ex-political figure/reality show star. I can't imagine who cares about his new wife. She's several degrees from relevancy. But I hope he enjoyed his Marlboros.
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Looks like David's Bridal was having their weekly "Get These Ugly Ass Dresses Out Of Our Store" sale.
Also-- is that Christina Aguilera marrying one of Donny Osmond's sons?
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
It's John McCain's fault that Levi Johnston is even a thing.
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I feel myself getting even more stupid by wanting to comment on this post.
I'm going to go watch Hurricane Sandy give the East Coast a major beej.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:33pm.
"Gust Grenade Launcher"...
I'm here all week....
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"Gust Grenade Launcher"...
I'm here all week....
I think I'll name my next kid "Wind Winchester"...
Mefunigirl, as long as there are new money/faux money skanks out there that think they are sexy princesses there will be slutastic wedding dresses. See Kim Zolnack (however you spell it).
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:19pm.
Name your baby after a gun, see if I care.
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Glock AK47 Lilly...I kinda like it. Has a ring to it...I'll call her Glocky...Aw, sweet!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Something about this pic tells me these two are gonna call each other "Mama" and "Daddy" for life...particularly when it makes others uncomfortable...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/29/2012 -
I take it you havent seen any of the Gypsy Wedding shows.
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hahaha! yeah but they don't PRETEND to have any class. They are a beautiful mess.
I see these dam dresses in weddings that cost a couple hundred thousands/millions
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*Sigh* Why? What in the broke down, back woods Little House on the Prarie, Walton's Mountain hell is this photo. Nevermind, Charles would never have let Laura marry Almonzo with a baby on her hip.
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