Monday, October 29th 2012

Nothing Like A Good Old-Fashioned Restaurant Brawl


It's been much too long since we've watched tricks and tramps get messy and foolish in the middle of a restaurant. But this time, bitches didn't get crazy in a Denny's (shocking) and it didn't go down in Amurca. The Asians of Toronto are representing the fuckery this time. While Hurricane Sandy snatches weaves, exposes illegal tourist hotels, causes ConEd explosions, squirts up the subway stations and continues to be a real bitch, watch these Asians create a man-made disaster by getting messy in a Vietnamese restaurant. I want to say they're whoopin' each other's asses Gangnam-style, but I'm pretty sure most of them are Vietnamese. Plates are flying! Jackets are coming off! Waitresses are stepping in!

The star of this video isn't the dude shouting Worldstar over and over again, it's the exquisite and delicate Asian flower with the mane of white blond hair. Of course that hair is all-natural. I used to think that the natural white blond Asian was just a myth like lesbian unicorns, but this video shows me that they exist in real-life. And they're even more graceful, demure and refined than I imagined. I bet her nipples are made of cubic zirconia. She's THAT genteel.

(Thanks, Jenn)

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You know shit's gettin'real when the SWAT jacket comes off!

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movedtocomment's picture

I can never make these things out. Must be some kind of video sight disorder.

Mel-Tang's picture

I think those were Hooker's breaking up the fight.

I'm sad...I always thought Asians were such a peaceful people. :(

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:09am.
And I'd add, though it's a lovely city, that Torontonians have an inflated self-image.

This x 100000 lol.
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sweetstickyriceball's picture

This isn't a Toronto thing. This is a prolific Asian wangster thing. I don't care if I get heat for saying it, bc I'm both Vietnamese and Chinese, so I've seen this. I'm in Texas and a lot of the Asian restaurants in Houston and Dallas have bullet proof windows. I wish I was kidding.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 1:58am.

LOL @ the split screen. Not often you get two different angles of the same public fuckery. Who knew Vietnamese restaurants were the spot? They should have had a rolling counter in the bottom corner that counts the number of times "OH SHIT" was said/yelled.
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Oh my god, Loopy!

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letinstar's picture

can't see the video...:(

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Narbonne's picture

Wow how would you like to have a girlfriend like those two morons? I got my ass kick by a girl in High School and it was the most embarrassing think in my life. I had the sense not to hit her back which I don't regret.

loopygorilla's picture

ohhh asian menzzz.... some of those vietnamese guys fuck like nissan skylines doing the tokyo drift. ( i learn that from 2 fast 2 furious).
and by that, i mean when they fuck, they fuck like you are a mitsubishi lancer in a drag race.

they will drill you in all the your tight corners, and they would accelerate, pump, and pump the brakes, whilst holding onto the hand drakes to burn out! and they just keep doing it.

after its all done, your vajeans is like a good year tyre, worn out, no treads, and smelly.

and some of those guys look muscular too, and if they are roided asian guys, those go extra hard, those ones will flip you back and forth like you are a steering wheel.

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The only ones I saw throwing punches were the two girls at the beginning of the clip.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:09am.

Torontonians have an inflated self-image.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:11am.
Toronto is the most multicultural city in the world.

I always like your posts but I have to say baloney on this one. I can think of a bunch of cities that are equally multicultural. How would you even measure such a thing, anyway? And I'd add, though it's a lovely city, that Torontonians have an inflated self-image.

TO does have the world's busiest freeway, which I thought impossible compared to LA, Seoul, etc., but it's true.

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EWE WANT 2 PHUC ON ME?!! WERLSTAR HEEPHOP! WERLSTAR HEEPHOP! EHSPLOSHUNZ IN THE BLECKGROUND! I TOLL EWE ODDY... HI!

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damn Canada are you turning into ugly americans?

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Video won't play for me :(

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Ha ha ha . . . clever:)

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WTF? Why didn't this end with "FINISH HIM!!"??

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Submitted by I AM Afraid on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:09am.

No. This can't be Toronto! Canadians don't behave thusly. Do they
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Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 1:09am.

"Everybody's Kung-Fu fighting!" ...
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Bawahaaaaa!!! Those kick WERE fast as lightning!

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Whattabargain! Dinner and a (shit)show!

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Suzy Farkis's picture

Cheray - I can't tell if you're complaining about multiculturalism or making some kind of observation, but Toronto is the most multicultural city in the world. That's not a bad thing.

I AM Afraid's picture

No. This can't be Toronto! Canadians don't behave thusly. Do they?

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the world is a video game.

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zachhcaz's picture

All these Asians but only two videos? I kid, I kid!

FunFilled's picture

Ah, those are classics! Thank you!

dameneko's picture

@FunFilled: Ma is Shanghainese but grew up in HK and lived in Taiwan for a few years before coming to the US. She actually speaks a few different dialects. But I know if she saw that video, she'd comment on it in Cantonese. :) When I was growing up (in SF), she'd watch the news in at least three, sometimes four languages/dialects every night. She was highly entertained by the Taiwan Parliament catfights. Seriously, Taiwan Parliament is grown-ass suit-wearing people throwing shit like they're in a VN restaurant and don't wanna take it outside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCn3ZYTU0Y

It's been such a regular thing for so long, it's "traditional" now. This one's a classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gSpUYB7-E

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Submitted by dameneko on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 2:06am.
As my ma would say in Cantonese if she saw this mess, "AY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "CHEE SEEN, AH!"

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Dameneko, where is your Ma from? My daughter spoke Cantonese, she's from a rual town in southern Guangdong.

FunFilled's picture

Sad, those dudes swing like they're 8 and fighting their sisters. I was waiting for the dude in green to yell for mamma.

Daniee's picture

The late night Vietnamese noodle houses here in Vancouver are known for violence and shootings and shit. I tend to stay away from them. The police are always having to shut em down. This is nothing.

cheray's picture

There was an indian guy, white guys, all sorts. I could not tell which country this was in.....we are that mixed up now...All the Asians could be in any Melbourne or Sydney restaurant doing this. Soon it will come to that. But I think the argument was over that blonde nymphs boytfriend with the mohawk checking out some other girl. Just guessing here.

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Neither Canadians nor Asians act like this! No way! C'mon!

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dameneko's picture

As my ma would say in Cantonese if she saw this mess, "AY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "CHEE SEEN, AH!"

TexnDoc's picture

Wig snatch huh? Sandy was "another Katrina". Why, they should have changed her name to "Rizzo".

TexnDoc's picture

Dennys is Dennys and McDs is McDs but these Asian spots are owned by families for the most part. Where's the mother running from the back and clearing the place with her meat cleaver.

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LOL @ the split screen. Not often you get two different angles of the same public fuckery. Who knew Vietnamese restaurants were the spot? They should have had a rolling counter in the bottom corner that counts the number of times "OH SHIT" was said/yelled.

Biht Chi Whon's picture

"Everybody's Kung-Fu fighting!" ...Hey, someone had to say it.

Never thought I'd see the day when I'd bear witness to the Toronto Asian version of Jersey Shore.

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Now, see, this is the class and panache I come to this site for.

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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Weak. Sorry to be a crabasshole, but nothing competes with the shit that goes down on subways....hourly. This is when MK should miss NYC--we miss him.

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Asian Shauna Sands is a scrapper!
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RandéSleepover's picture

Nobody had a gun? Poseurs.

OXA's picture

So glad that MK moved back to Ca so he has power, internet and IN n Out.