Behold, The Brazilian Phoebe Price
While most celebrities only tweeted "thoughts and prayers" to the victims of Hurricane Sandy, Brazilian model/actress/reality thing Nana Gouvêa actually got off of her ass and did something to help the people of Manhattan. Nana and her husband moved from Brazil to NYC, because the international fashion world needed an international supermodel like her. The morning after the hurricane hit, Nana put the skills she learned at São Paulo's Phoebe Price School Of Posing With Inanimate Objects to good use by starring in her own "Fame Whore Amongst the Destruction" photo shoot. The people around her were grateful, because for a second they stopped worrying about not having fucking electricity so they could roll an eye at her.
You might see a car that was destroyed by a falling tree, but Nana sees a posing playground. You might see destruction and ruined lives, but Nana sees the perfect backdrop for an American Apparel photo shoot. Nana really does have a gift, because notice how her dead eyes match the eery emptiness of the city. The lights aren't only off in lower Manhattan, they're off in Nana's head too.
Nana has already been declared a hero of Hurricane Sandy and Mayor Bloomberg will give her the key to the city (aka deportation papers) at a special ceremony next week. Nana's photo shoot has since gone viral and someone started a priceless Tumblr devoted to her posing in the middle of other disasters.
And that booming sound you hear is Tyra Banks banging her infinityhead against the wall, because she's mad at herself for not coming up with this shit. Once Tyra gets over that, I'm sure she'll hire Nana to be the new creative director on America's Next Top Model.
via Yahoo! OMG Brazil (Thanks to Gui and Rica!)
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Oh good god, come on, clearly the dumb bitch was posing. What a bunch of horse shit. Does she actually expect people to believe this crap? Also, if her friends wanted pictures of the devastation, why she did have to pose in the pictures like a crappy wannabe Barbizon model?
Open a copy of Vogue, worse than this. PC Police, go f yourselves. Victims of Sandy, you have my sympathy. Good luck.
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She would've been named a HSOTD were the circumstances less tragic. It's not only Tyra but I suspect a lot of famewhores a beating themselves up over letting a newcomer come up with that stunt first. We will see more derivative posing from followers in the upcoming days for sure.
i'm from brazil and i don't think she qualifies as model or actress, she's just a reality show fixture.. bad reality shows btw!
Pfffft, I wanna see the Brazilian Rojo Caliente.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
MK, I beg you, PLEASE don't give this woman any more airtime. She is a piece of shit nobody and does not belong here. Not that the other celebutards do (they kind of do, maybe) but she does not!!! Showing up ina American blog will give her a fucking orgasm thinking that she's made it in America, and no one needs that!
Bad enough I have to see this bitch in the Brazilian gossip blogs, now she made it to Dlisted? Fuck noooooo...
Please, Nana is just a plain Brazilian trick who has a flair for attention whorism, even living abroad. Here's a pictorial of her dancing prowess at Rio's carnaval.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Bho8sNZ53e0/ShKUY7DT0NI/AAAAAAAABAk/iiRBDAhCXF...
Jogando deboches for a living.
What a ghastly woman.
So how is Nana pronounced in Brazilian then Ipanema?
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:56pm.
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Lol NDN, I have a friend who has made me several and they are awesome. I especially love the tiny one she made to hang on the car rearview mirror and a large one in the kitchen. :)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:38am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:33am.
Jack, you're so consistant!
You'd find sexy times during an apocolypse!
What are your plans for 12/21?
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I'd like to find a chick of Mayan decent and bang the shit out of her... but I'll settle for any chick with a "dream catcher" hanging from her rear view mirror.
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Hahahahahahahaha ! ! !
Something tells me Jacko has already done "dream catched". Made me laugh, cuz the dream catcher is supposed to be for the bedroom.
Lol, chief... im glad you realize i meant no offense.
*shares my peyote*
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
pinche puta
"Sometimes all a woman has to hold onto is being a bitch" Dolores Claiborne/Stephen King
That tumblr is the funniest thing ever!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:38am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:33am.
Jack, you're so consistant!
You'd find sexy times during an apocolypse!
What are your plans for 12/21?
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I'd like to find a chick of Mayan decent and bang the shit out of her... but I'll settle for any chick with a "dream catcher" hanging from her rear view mirror.
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I have one tattooed on my back, does that count?
We have a winner... please mark your calendar...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
OMG that tumbler page is a must needed humor break!!
This vapid bitch is perfect for that type of ridicule!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
She's really thick. And just not in the head.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:38am.
In other news, it looks like Dina Lohan's house got pummeled by the hurricane that Lindsay asked us all to quit freaking about. *repeats the sign of the cross*
If anything good has come out of this natural disaster, this is it. I could not be more pleased about that.
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Oh, that is something redeeming out of this whole mess. Is the foreclosure still moving forward? If so, White Oprah would owe more to the bank than the house is even worth anymore at this point... LOL
Omg that Tumblr is hilarious. What a DISASTER if she's actually a model, even cardboard has more "looks" than this trick! hahaha
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Fierce, fierce fierceeeeeeeeee....love it!
pose girlfriend pose! she is posing so hard she could break her back!
put your back into it!
come on, show me more anger!
sadness! nooo more sadness!
pretend you are bambi watching ure deer mom get shot!
now show me joy, happiness
and back to sadness
more sadness and anger too as well, more angry in the eyes!!!
and now look up to the sky, extend your neck! yeaah make your legs look like, like a sky goddess, dont squint your eyes! model model! high fasshuuunnnn!! i dont wanna see catalogue.
well that was all my gayness could do for today.
On behalf of all of us here in NJ, thank you Hotmami! The situation is bad right now but will get worse the longer rhe power is out. Glad to know the calvary is coming.
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"
That tumblr made me LMAO. Esp the ones w her atop the flaming Hindenburg and at the launch of Windows Vista!
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"
If there was an apocolypse I'd be getting my fuck times on too.
But also spending more time trying to save my cheetolings and survive.
Mel-Tang - Flat Stanley! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
She's like a goddam Brazilian flat Stanley. But not even cute. Her trunk legs are bigger than some of those trees. How is she a model?? I bet she sounds like Adriana from RHOM when she talks, too. Uuuuggh.
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Ugggh...where is some wind and some flying debris when you need it? What a dumbass...
LMAO at the Tumblr page and some of the stuff labeled as disasters! Poor brit brit!
And what a dumb hor.
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The Snow Miser is a classic!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hopefully a tree will fall and crush her. Then she will know firsthand what a natural disaster is like.
That Tumblr made me LOL.
On an unrelated note, I just realized I've had the Snow Miser as my avatar since last Christmas. I might as well just leave it up now. Man, I'm a lazy fuck.
somehow smize and tooch don't seem very appropriate here..
Please don't send this bitch back to Brazil!!!!!!!!!
You guys in the US can keep her for all I care!!!!
She's a dumb, conceited, tasteless, oportunistic whore.
When she was still living in Rio, all she did was pose her fucked up ass to the cameras and/or leak stupid stories and pics of herself to the tabloids!!!!!
Anyways, I was gonna send you that MK.
I knew this bitch would someday be here.
If you wanna hear her call girl voice, here is a video where she "acts" as a sexy maid in NYC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1sThEonDWo&feature=channel&list=UL
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Wouldn't be the first time people got their fifteen or so for being a complete dumbass. Way to work it, sister.
thinking positively and praying for peace no doubt
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:27am.
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Nana is a nickname for many Brazilian girls with names ending in -ana (which is a very common ending). Nana is not even close to "grandma" in Portuguese and is pronounced very differently from the English "nana". Dumb whore is dumb but not because of her nickname/stage name.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:46am.
She was immediately dismissed as my bff.
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Hahahahahaa! ♥
*makes note of beer, blow and a squirter*
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Jacko,IF, while glued to the computer watching Sandy Monday my bff and I naturally turned to talk of what would you do if the world was ending.
I picked vintage champagne and dick.
She picked fudge.
She was immediately dismissed as my bff.
I wonder if her voice makes you want to slice your own throat like PP's does?
LOL at GG!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Before it gets deported you first need to determine whether it has layed any eggs.
No thanks. Chicken Cutlet wins by a mile.
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"The stars shone. The gate creaked.The air was fresh."
the Tumblr of her posing with 'disaters" is hilarious. George Luas "selling his soul to the devil" - there she is. Sully landing the plane on the Hudson - there she is. A totally destroy street in Cuba (where Sandy hit really hard) - there she is, posing for her selfish, navel-gazing little life.
I wonder if she wishes she could take it back now, or if she's still hoping to get some work out of it.
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God don't like ugly.
I like thumb 4. It says,"Oh, did a camera just happen to catch me out wandering past this giant downed tree?"
*waves dream catcher*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:33am.
Jack, you're so consistant!
You'd find sexy times during an apocolypse!
What are your plans for 12/21?
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I'd like to find a chick of Mayan decent and bang the shit out of her... but I'll settle for any chick with a "dream catcher" hanging from her rear view mirror.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Bitch, grab a tree limb and get your ass to work.
In other news, it looks like Dina Lohan's house got pummeled by the hurricane that Lindsay asked us all to quit freaking about. *repeats the sign of the cross*
If anything good has come out of this natural disaster, this is it. I could not be more pleased about that.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Idiota.
Jack, you're so consistant!
You'd find sexy times during an apocolypse!
What are your plans for 12/21?
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Dark-sided!
I'd let her climb all over my limb (twig).
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Impertinent V
Say what?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nana_Mouskouri
I think she even may have been a hot slut at one time!
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Dark-sided!