Evan Rachel Wood Married Billy Elliot

October 31, 2012 / Posted by:

It seems like it was five seconds ago when Evan Rachel Wood was making all of our body pores barf out liquid ewww by trying to becoming Dita Von Teese 2.0 while boning Marilyn Manson, and it was really only ten seconds ago when Jamie Bell was twirling and jete-ing as Billy Elliot. Now they’re both all grown up and marrying each other! “Hello, OLD AGE, yeah, it’s me, Michael K. So Billy Elliot just got married. Yeah, that means I’m coming to visit you any minute now. The key’s under the mat? Great.

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell apparently got engaged to each other last December and her rep tells UsWeekly that she became Mrs. Billy Elliot in California yesterday. Evan wore a dress by Carolina Herrera and Billy Elliot wore a leotard tuxedo with ballet slippers. They promised to love, cherish and not viciously murder look-alikes of each other in a music video. Evan and Billy Elliot started bumping nipples in 2006 after shooting a Green Day video together. Then they broke up in 2007 and  got back together last year.

Only celebrities and bitches who want to save money on their wedding reception venue get married on a weekday. These bitches got married on a damn Tuesday. The easiest way to piss off one of my relatives is to get married or throw a party on a day that isn’t a Friday or a Saturday. They’ll have a stank look on their face the entire night and won’t congratulate your inconsiderate ass. They’ll be too busy being mad at the fact that they can’t get to the final level of drunk on free beer, because they have to work in the morning.

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