You Show Russell Brand What He's Missing, Katy!
When the piece who you were married to for five whole seconds shows up at the same Lakers game as you, let him know all the wonderful goodness his CDC enemy #1 dick is missing out on by miming a hot, sloppy hand job (or maybe she's a miming a hot, sloppy beej, which explains why her mouth isn't opened that wide). Katy Perry should've really made this totally realistic by wearing the same safety goggles she wore every time she got down to get Russell off. A trick has to protect her eyes from falling crabs.
Katy and her really hot dad, who is always serving up some Uncle Fester as a biker bartender realness, went to the Lakers vs. Mavericks game at the Staples Center in L.A. and sat near her ex-husband Russell Brand who was there with two boys. Katy proved to Russell that she's happy by acting really, really, really happy. Bitch put on a real "SEE! I'm happier without you because I'm laughing REALLY hard" show. If John Mayer was there with her, all the black people would have to get up and leave, because she would've really shown Russell that she's moved on by canoodling with John's David Duke Dick out in the open. I wish John Mayer was there. A piece of human tampon lint (who's always dressed like the douche bag character in an Archie comic) getting into a slap fight with a human Fem-V pantyliner (who's always dressed like a Thunderdome go-go dancer) would've made for the perfect Halloween time show.
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Ba-buttons - because fuck has nothing to do with funk.
Someone with talent needs to photoshop her face on his body - these photos are practically begging for it.
I am considered the great unwashed by an asshole who is a homophobe and refers to himself in third person format. AWESOME!
He has more class than she does. Whatever that is worth - it's not exactly hard to hurdle over someone screwing John Mayer.
Whamo -- she is a money-making karaoke machine like the others, I agree, but I decided she was repugnant being after I saw her on "American Idol." I thought she was extremely condescending and nasty toward the contestants and had a much holier than thou attitude, which is really something given that she has zero talent herself. Yeah, Simon can come out and tell you you have no talent either, but she was particularly nasty about it. Ever since then I thought she was horrible, and I think she's hideous without makeup. And when I hear her singing it's like an icepick is stabbing me in the brain.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:57am.
NDN Chief, where are you!?
How 'bout them Mavs!! ;-)
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I'll admit they(Mavs) looked good last night. I gotta give props to the Mavericks.
*bows down*
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:33pm.
Whamo -- oh, hon, no! Doesn't it matter that she's a repugnant human being and has the most annoying voice ever?
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THIS!!! She's doughy and soft. Her tits might on the large size but they are absolutely all she has (and she knows it) and even they look like mushy saggers who hide in her armpits during sex.
Another example of the great unwashed considering someone 'pretty' simply because the media forces that mistruth down the public's throat non-stop. (just like Goopy and Beyonce and the Armenian urinal)
Whamo, you are so bright and articulate. You have an encyclopedic knowledge of ACTUAL music by ACTUAL musicians. I don't get why you have such a boner for vanilla female celebs???
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
A couple of nights ago I dreamt I was in the same room as Russell Brand. I walked over to him and told him "I'm on your side 100%!"
Shortly after I woke up, I visited Dlisted & learned it was Kate Perry's birthday.
*heads out to Gardening Girls house*
Fun! I've got a cemetery in my front yard and it all blew over in the wind. I'll have to set everything up again before the little devils come out.
Maybe she's sipping a nominal beer because he's fighting to stay substance-free? (And props to him on that, BTW. He was a raging loon when he was constantly stoned.)
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:31pm.
Thanks I can now rest easy lol! I don't know why everyone hates her either. I reserve my hate for people who deserve it like Lohan and anything that ends in Kardashian.
ETA: BEYONCE and JAY-Z. I don't know how I forgot those assholes, but I HATE THEM.
I kinda like Russell. He seems like a decent guy. I can't stand that insufferable twat Katy though.
Her dad won't come out. He'll just live a miserable life in his self-hate closet, like my aunt's gay pastor husband.
She is hands down one of thee most annoying celebrities who ever walked the face of the earth! Not kidding
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
That's wierd Lucifer_Sam! People do, at least in California that I know of...you must have said that to one of those chrisians that frown on pagan festivals. I know the Christian churches are having their "FALL FESTIVAL" tonight. Whatever, at my house your ass will be greated by a foggy graveyard, evil scarecrows and a zombie (my son) passing out treats.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Baldy's her dad? Looks like an Uber Douche
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:33pm.
Whamo -- oh, hon, no! Doesn't it matter that she's a repugnant human being and has the most annoying voice ever?
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I hate her music and everything she is to the industry BUT I would love to hear her hit hit the "o" note for me.
Why is she repugnant?, Man the hate thrown at this one is up there with Kstew. To me she just a dopey corporate money making Karaoke machine no better or worse that all the other crappy ones out there, I just happen to want to bang this one that's all:P
Yes they are ditquoi. Yes they are.
Russell looks good again. Looks like he put some weight back on. Russell looks good in skinnies.
Katy is very pretty. She obviously inherited her looks from mom.
Her dad and papa Simpson would get along swimmingly.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:27pm.
Check out the cranky blond bitch in front of Katie
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Bawahaaa, bitch took two hours gettin ready to look like a ho bag and then gots her spotlights all done robbed by Katy.
Whamo -- oh, hon, no! Doesn't it matter that she's a repugnant human being and has the most annoying voice ever?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Lucifer -- hey, honeybun! <3
Zorba -- OMG, you're right! I think Truman Capote in a gay leather biker bar!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:23pm.
I think Katy Perry is prett even if she
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I think she's very pretty as well AND since I know you're DYING to know, Oh yes I would until it broke off!
Check out the cranky blond bitch in front of Katie. Russell had the better seats...
IG, those are awesome, aren't they :D
Neutral observation: she is very animated in her pictures, his reactions look more natural. Bias observation: ugh, can we leave this bitch alone? She's begging for attention. And let Brand be too, close the chapter on both of them.
Did Russell date swap with Katy's dad? Seriously, because Russell could've escorted Katy to the game, and you KNOW her dad was eyeing up those preteen boys with Russell.
Hi Twatty love!
@ GG - I wished someone "Happy Halloween" today and they looked at me in shock. Do people not "do that"?
I think Katy Perry is prett even if she
wears a ton of make up...most of them do.
I read My Booky Wook. And Russell just seems to go through women. I have no idea why he wanted to get married in the first place. His eyes also look empty, hope he's not back on the bad shit. But I like him too.
I DONT CARE!!! It's Halloween and tonight we invite the demons to dance! :D
I so happy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Are those Russell's best mates or something? He likes to hang out with the kiddies.
I really loathe attention whores like Katy. It's so obvious she was trying to get his attention, but he was way more interested in the Laker girls. Haha.
Russell seems like a stand up guy. I like him.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 12:13pm.
Katy's dad looks like Truman Capote
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LOL!
Does Russell Brand ever wear sleeves? Also, is it really necessary for Perry to be dressed up like she's hitting the stage when she's going to a basketball game? Some stylish jeans would've been fine. I love how all of these celebs have to act super animated when they're watching a game. I think Jack Nicholson may be the most laid back celeb to watch a game.
Lastly, does anyone else have dibs on when her Papa Preacher is going to come out of the closet like Poppa Joe Simpson?
Ditquoi, no it isn't. It makes for great sex you deny for the rest of your life.
Katy's dad looks like Truman Capote going to a modern gay bar. Damn, what's with all these gay pastors? Why Christianity has to go together with hypocrisy, I have no idea. Makes me wonder if those raging Holy War fools in the Middle East are also hiding something in the closet.
I don't mind Russel and I've youtubed some of his performances, he a funny enough dude but GD he is one weird cro magnon looking som bitch.
wow she looks just like her dad.
also, isn't he a former minister? doesn't he look FAAAAAABULOUS?!?! he and Papa Joe should hang out.
I thought her parents hate her, because they are hardcore-Christians and she is a trollop?
MJT, love Nash as well. I'm glad to hear you're okay! Go Mavs indeed!
Yes, like we beleve she understood what was going on. Bitch only showed up to be papped.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
A near 40 year old man wearing skinnies is so stupid.
Hi Katie!: http://poponthepop.com/2010/12/katy-perry-no-makeup-picture-posted-on-ru...
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Dark-sided!
GO MAVS! And without Dirk too.
Sucks cause I lurrrve Nash and I hate rooting against him :(
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Russell Brand should jump on that bandwagon of idiots who pimp frangances yet look like they smell of toe gunk and bong water.
GO MAVS!!!
Katy Perry is such an annoying desperate bitch.
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Douchechill!
NDN Chief, where are you!?
How 'bout them Mavs!! ;-)
Katy's dad looks like a gay biker. Russell should thank his lucky stars he's divorced from that miserable cunt. Sorry, I just can't stand her.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I hate this girl so much.
I don't even know why.
Bet neither one of them even knows the basic rules of basketball.
It's not possible to be jealous of someone who's dating John Mayer.
Lakers got beat convincingly at home by the Mavs without Nowitzki. How's that dream team goin'?
I went to a basketball (NBA) game once and thank god I took a book to read or I would have fallen asleep from boredom. I think these ugly celebs are there for the publicity - quelle surprise!
I can't stand Russell Brand but I also want to have sex with him. Is that weird?