Friday, November 2nd 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

A 28-year-old British bartender who was formerly known as Emma-Louise Hodges and is now known as Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. No, that isn't Uma Thurman's baby's full name (her baby's name is waaaay-aaay longer). That's Emma-Louise's new legal name and it's all the names of her favorite Bond Girls. Usually, we hear about celebrities slapping a jacked up name on their innocent baby, so it's refreshing to get a story about a grown adult giving herself a fucked up name that I wouldn't even give to a ferret.

Emma-Louise is really hard up on James Bond and has always wanted to be a Bond Girl and since she has no fucks to give and has the time to write all those names on an official name changing form, she made that dream come true. Emma-Louise tells The Sun that she's going to go by the name Miss Moneypenny. (Side note: She should go by the name "Bitch Is Crazy" since that's what her friends and family are going to call her from now on.) Miss Moneypenny, who is single and looking for a man in case you didn't already figure that out, said this to The Sun:

“I’ve always admired actresses like Honor Blackman and Ursula Andress — and the innuendo of some names has always made me giggle. Ultimately though, I’m a good down-to-earth girl, so I opted for Miss Moneypenny as the main name — even though she’s not technically a Bond girl.”

Nobody's going to call her Miss Moneypenny, because that's not her first name. And that's exactly why this Bondaloonie is a HSOTD. Because when she's sitting in a doctor's office waiting room, the nurse will come out and say, "Miss Pussy, we're ready for your pap smear."

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HoneyQ's picture

She's pretty cute and seems like the right kind of crazy. I so would.

El Bastardo's picture

She's made of rounded sexy things with no sharp hips and clavicles to poke me with AND I bet she could make me a fine Lynchburg Lemonade after. Damn, I would!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Mmm that drink looks refreshing... She should have stopped at Pussy Galore. lol ;)

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bonghits4jesus's picture

yeah pussy moneypenny looks absolutely thrilled there. any more scowling and she'd look like that american gymnast.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I definitely perceive her as fat even with that thin haggard 60 year old face.

Thamar's picture

Good timing MK.

"Skyfall" new James Bond comes out November 9. Here's hoping Daniel Craig's opening box office take is nice and shiny!

can be a pushy broad's picture

"Miss Pussy, we're ready for your pap smear."
LMFAO MK.

Esteem's picture

Mhmm, keep drinking those martinis.

how dare you's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 2:38pm.

Right? That show "The Biggest Loser" is ALL that type. I suspect it's some kind of body type that is able to lose weight quickly, and that's how they choose their contestants.
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They choose people who eat like shit all the damn time, like people who eat McDonald's daily, gorge on ice cream sundaes and pizza. Take a bunch of people who eat like that every day, plop them down in the middle of a camp with no access to that shit, and of course they lose weight. TBL is always like that, selecting contestants who are at least 100 lbs overweight. They never have someone who maybe gained 70 lbs with a pregnancy or due to some metabolic issue.

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Try harder ....and still FAIL.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by can be a pushy broad "Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:46am.
Also, she's a good example of those lucky women who has a thin face even though her body isn't

Oh, I know women like that! Lucky for sure.
I mean I've seen women pretty darn large and they have no double chin, no fat face."

Right? That show "The Biggest Loser" is ALL that type. I suspect it's some kind of body type that is able to lose weight quickly, and that's how they choose their contestants.

When I gain, it goes to my face and middle first. Sucks.

If you have a fat face, people perceive you as fatter. Thin face, people don't perceive you as being as heavy as you really are.

azgirl's picture

She should have picked Miss I Need Attention So Desperately Bad I Make Bad Life Choices.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:46am.
Also, she's a good example of those lucky women who has a thin face even though her body isn't

Oh, I know women like that! Lucky for sure.
I mean I've seen women pretty darn large and they have no double chin, no fat face.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "Yeah, she is single and will remain that way. She should have changed her name to : I got 10 million bucks in the bank" she may have had a shot at some sucker willing to overlook the crazy ."

HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly right, though.

One look at this chick and I have her number. For starters, she thinks she's Charlotte from SATC.

Gardening Girl's picture

Keep dreaming girlie!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:20pm.
I'd be more impressed (no I wouldnt) if she'd used the names from Austin Powers. Miss Alotta Fagina Ivana Humpalot Fook Yu Fook Mi Dixie Normous Robyn Swallows.">

OK, from "Fook" onwards that is hilarious. Like drag names MK or RuPaul would come up with.

islandgirl's picture

I'd be more impressed (no I wouldnt) if she'd used the names from Austin Powers. Miss Alotta Fagina Ivana Humpalot Fook Yu Fook Mi Dixie Normous Robyn Swallows.

What a stupid fame whoring freakazoid.

SANS FARDS's picture

That's just stupid.

Also, she forgot Vesper. What self-respecting Bond fan forgets Eva Green?

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

its a secret's picture

She looks like Lea Thompson

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 11:37am.

Is probably a wailing banshee in the sack who attacks a cock with her mouth like it's 28 days later.
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agirl's picture

TEAM JUST CALL ME PUSSY

CokeyBloke's picture

Is probably a wailing banshee in the sack who attacks a cock with her mouth like it's 28 days later.

justincase's picture

Somebody had their brain removed and the cavity filled with goop.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 11:07am.

LOL! It's a fine line: Pussy Galore: cheeky. Holly Goodhead: crude. I knows it when I sees it.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

When I hear "moneypenny" I think of this...

got to the 2:24 mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_hnREjAiHc

Randee - "The World is Not Enough"... yea, REAL fucking convincing LOL!!! She was dubbed THE WORST Bond girl by many fans... still hot though.

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ETA: this is one of my favorites, from Goldfinger... her name was DINK

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:48am.

Was there really a Bond Girl named Holly Goodhead?? That's hardly innuendo.

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Sweetas's picture

Well, "Dancey Erpelding" has now been replaced as the dumbest name I've ever heard, Pussy.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:52am.

Ahh, thanks. I do know that Denise Richards played a nuclear physicist in one of the Bond flicks. She was totally convincing in the role. :)

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Yeah, she is single and will remain that way. She should have changed her name to : I got 10 million bucks in the bank" she may have had a shot at some sucker willing to overlook the crazy .

ba-buttons's picture

ba-buttons has always said that if life were a Bond movie, his name would be Penis Galore.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:48am.

Was there really a Bond Girl named Holly Goodhead??
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She was the smart chick in Moonraker... (my dad is a Bondaloonie, watched everyone of them several times uhg)

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RandéSleepover's picture

In Cali, at least, judges have some discretion over what new names they approve (though you might not think so given some of the dumb celeb names).

Was there really a Bond Girl named Holly Goodhead?? That's hardly innuendo.

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Hekki's picture

What an attention whore. That's The Sun's bread and butter; attention whore nutbars.

Also, she's a good example of those lucky women who has a thin face even though her body isn't.

letinstar's picture

i'm gonna start with something simple...this hot slut is only 28?

ok then...
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Lucifer_Sam's picture

The Sun has pulled this stunt many times in the past, paying people to change their name by deed poll for publicity. And speaking of Bond, Skyfall was awesome last night. Go see.

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Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 10:18am.
She gave herself the name pussy. TWICE. VOLUNTARILY.

That's the only good in this whole mess.

Datura's picture

And I thought it was a pain in the arse to write out the (relatively short) hyphenated last name my parents gave me on school documents and tax forms before I married.

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LaChaylo's picture

Pussy, please.

I wonder if she plans on hyphenating if she marries. If, of course.

TexnDoc's picture

"Goodnight" makes me think of LuLu because she belted out the song in that Golden Gun movie "Goodnight goodnight Sleep well my Dear No need to fear James Bond is here!" Good old Lu.

Vern's picture

Erm, her beverage looks tasty!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

boredasfuckyo's picture

Kind good down to earth girls don't legally change their names to bullshit like this. What guy in their right mind would find out all her stupid ass names and go, oh yea, I wanna get to know her?

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RichBitch's picture

The fact that Jinx is included voids her hot slut stays I'm afraid.

Darknight's picture

Paperwork is gonna be a nightmare from now on. And how did i know that this precious flower was single? Good luck with that, pussy.

Whamo's picture

I think she's quite pretty and she has nice hair...there I said something nice:P

Lisbet459's picture

Um, okay.

The obsession itself isn't that weird. But don't most people play this kind of stuff out behind closed doors?

Sophia.Pehawkins's picture

She gave herself the name pussy. TWICE. VOLUNTARILY.

I can't with people who do shit like that based on fictional things.