Time To Step It Up, Suri
If I had a baby friend, I'd only dress it in a diaper and a poncho made from a giant paper napkin, because babies spit, snot, piss and shit on everything and they have no respect for clothes. Babies don't care that somewhere in China a baby their age made that onesie. Rude. Well, Posh Beckham is with me. Sort of. But to Posh, her idea of a paper napkin poncho is a $285 Marc Jacobs toddler dress.
The Daily Mail says that Posh never puts 15-month-old Harper Seven in the same outfit twice and her daughter's wardrobe is worth $8,000. So far, Posh has bought (aka bitch got that shit for free) Harper a $160 sweater by Bonpoint, a $415 coat from Chloe and a $136 dress from Stella McCartney. Harper Seven never spits up on the same outfit twice, because Posh never dresses her in the same ensemble more than once.
Babies don't even know what clothes are, so spending $8,000 on their wardrobe is kind of a waste. But that being said, 8 grand ain't shit to Posh and Becks. Posh spends more than $8,000 a week on bunny fur tampons and maxi-pads with wings (actual wings from an endangered trumpeter swan). Posh's hair is made of the manes of Arabian horses and one weave track costs more than $8,000. So $8,000 is really a drop in the diamond-encrusted champagne bucket to them.
And Blue Ivy Carter is spitting up caviar while laughing at this. Blue Ivy Carter won't even shit in a diaper unless it's cashmere, covered in sapphires and costs more than 10 grand. Shitting in anything else is just embarrassing.


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What I'd be interested to know is what they do with the worn only once clothes. They can afford to buy or get them free so if they are passing them on to those that can't/don't then that is not a bad thing.
Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 10:49am.
Oh that baby is adorable!~ Totally takes after daddy.
I think she has the best of both parents. She is absolutely adorable.
Oh that baby is adorable!~ Totally takes after daddy.
"Sometimes all a woman has to hold onto is being a bitch" Dolores Claiborne/Stephen King
They're rich enough that buying expensive baby clothes is nothing. I don't find this odd behavior for their position. What I do find ridiculous is middle class people buying designer clothes that will fit their child for a day and them not saving money to buy a house, have a generous savings account, etc.
Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 3:03pm.
yes when she was in spice girls. she was smiling all the time.
but now that she is a serious fashionista anna wintour wannabe, she doesnt smile.
The baby is absolutely adorable.
Is there any evidence that Posh has ever smiled?
Submitted by lislop on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 1:28am.
The Oscar Chicken Leg
Makes me laugh every single time. God, she was such a joke inhaling her own farts while everyone else was laughing at her.
bitch you were a spice girl, stop trying so hard.
i still remember your pig nose, bitch.
Posh needs to put that baby on a diet.
IMHO-- I feel like whatever they choose to do with their money is their business. Posh and Becks seem to be good parents, very attentive and loving. You know Posh doesn't pay a dime for any of their clothes-- all she has to do is have her assistant call a designer and POOF, clothes and accessories are delivered to her home. It must be nice, and if I had bazillions of dollars, fuck yeah, I'd do the same. That being said, if I won a huge lottery tomorrow, I'd still shop with coupons and look at the clearance racks first, bc my Mama brought me up right. I'd also buy ten of everything and donate the rest to charity, bc I also know what it's like to be poor.
*hops off soapbox*
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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 1:00am.
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I remember though everytime I watched The Sopranos, I craved dense carbs.
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I just wanted to dive into a bowl of pasta during every episode, esp when they ate at Vesuvius. I even wanted wine, and I hate wine!
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I really don't think 8k is that much for an entire wardrobe when you are as rich as these people. Some people walk around with 100k purses. Or buy their children solid gold rattles ffs.
Can't wait till those kids grow up and start drinkin' and whorin' around--just like dad.
I want to NOM NOM NOM On those cheeks. Probably what Poshie does for dinner.
She's a super cute baby. So precious. I know not everyone is a huge fan of Posh, but I unapologetically love her. She seems like a good mom and she can more than afford that kind of cash for the baby's clothes.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
That cute little, over-privileged baby already knows how to work the camera.
What a cute little butterball she is... Chubby babies are SO adorable!!!
My daughter is the same age as Harper and spending that much amount on baby clothes is downright STUPID. They outgrow them in a month or so.
But i guess when you're as over-privileged as Posh and Becks, Beyonce or Brangelina... you can wipe your ass with a $100 and that would be normal.
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 10:37pm.
ALL babies are cute and adorable.
It was said that Shiloh was sent BOXES of clothes when she was born and Angelina sent them all back.
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Not ALL babies ate cute but Harper definitely is.
The Oscar Chicken Leg probably sent all the clothes back because the clothes were not black, nor were they blue with skull prints on them. She chose to dress Shiloh on the pimp People cover in blue with skull prints.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 10:47pm.
Daniee and Tigerlilly...lmao. I felt like that after I watched "Supersize Me." I think I was the only hor in the universe who actually craved McDonald's after seeing that.
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OMG, Gross!! lol. After watching that movie, I didnt want to eat ANYthing for at least a few hours!
I remember though everytime I watched The Sopranos, I craved dense carbs.
Daniee and Tigerlilly...lmao. I felt like that after I watched "Supersize Me." I think I was the only hor in the universe who actually craved McDonald's after seeing that.
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Then one time I finally saw her up close....and she had straight up MEDIEVAL FACE. I don't know how else to describe it, but it was like you could put a kerchief on her head and a scythe in her hand and she's straight up medieval times.
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It used to be called a "peasant" face and mostly referred to those Eastern European/Russian farm wives.
Harper is a fat piece of blubber. Probably weighs more than her Mama!! She's cute anyway and I hate when people compare babies. ALL babies are cute and adorable.
I think Ms. Posh has a couple of sisters and those clothes probably go to them or other family members with babies. They are not thrown away or re-sold at the consignment shop. Also, all of Harper's clothes (or at last most of them) are probably given to Posh by the designers for the advertisement. It was said that Shiloh was sent BOXES of clothes when she was born and Angelina sent them all back. Famous rich people rarely pay for things as mundane as children's clothes (or food in restaurants, or drinks in bars . . .)
That fat baby is hella cute. Can't believe her stick up the ass Mom hasn't put her on a diet yet, but am glad. As to what they spend on her clothing WTF it's their money. Seems stupid to me but whatever.
I usually find children repugnant, but she is a real cutie!
I actually like that her clothes are not all head-to-toe pink and purple, jeez, way to make your kid look like a human piece of bubble gum. I would want my kid wearing normal looking clothes too, the Pepto-Bismol tinted wardrobe would make me sick.
it cracks me up how that baby mirrors her mother's pissy face. did mom streak that baby's hair to match her's..
can't deny that they aren't hands-on parents
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 6:22pm.
what an ugly child. Suri is beautiful. This one looks like a butcher's wife
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Bwahahaha! I think Harper's cute as hell, but I can see what you mean. She sort of looks like an extra in a medieval movie -- like a mean bar wench, or a fat lady selling chickens.
That reminds me, I once lived in an apartment where my neighbor looked really attractive from the back. She had a full, sexy figure and cute, dyed red hair. She dressed nicely too. Then one time I finally saw her up close....and she had straight up MEDIEVAL FACE. I don't know how else to describe it, but it was like you could put a kerchief on her head and a scythe in her hand and she's straight up medieval times. Or now you gave me another term, "butcher's wife." Anyway, this neighbor turned out to be a cunt, so um, it's all good.
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 9:52pm.
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you missed my point.
i don't care what the Beckhams do with their money.
Nor am I angry because I don't have their money.
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God don't like ugly.
Personally, I think spending that much $$ on baby clothes is ridiculous, but if they have the money to blow, whatever. Besides, the Beckhams donate a ton of money to various charities...they're not like that asshole rapper who was going around lighting cigars with $100 bills.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 9:00pm
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Don't you think people's own choices contribute to their situations? Watch Maury sometime.
Plus, just because the tabloids say it doesn't make it true that the kid wears things only once.
The Beckhams made their own money; they don't have to account to anyone for it.
I still can't get over any of those kids' stupid fucking NAMES.
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Well what else would you expect from a millionaire? She's obviously not the only one who does this or who can afford these clothes. It's even likely that she gets all these things for free since she's friends with most of the designers and I'm actually surprised that the media didn't mention that.
Even if H7 doesn't the same clothes twice, nothing is said about where the clothes go... perhaps she donates them? Who knows.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 5:52pm.
If you don't like seeing it in this economy, then you should get angry at the factors that make this level of affluence increasingly unobtainable. Don't be mad at someone for reminding you that the current situation is shitty.
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I know I shouldn't say anything, but kinda fucked up logic here.
Besides ignoring all the ways the system is gamed to make the rich richer and the poor pregnant or half-dead, there is an assumption in your logic that, if most people had money like the Beckhams, they'd be pissing it away on designer clothes worn ONCE, as well. Not true.
I'm not angry that "this level of affluence is increasingly unobtainable" - I'm angry that more people can't afford to just keep their children in decent clothing, that the poverty rate keeps going up since the Reagan years, that there has never been a wider income gap between the rich and poor in American history, and that more American children are living below the poverty line than ever before.
I;m not pissed because I can't afford to lean out my window and burn hundred dollar bills.
PS: cute baby.
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God don't like ugly.
Holy cuteness, Batman! I just want to pinch her chubby little cheeks!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
To die for cuteness, but I hope she learns to smile, that pic of Becks and Harper is THE PICTURE a hot good father is the sexiest!!
That baby is AWESOMELY sweet. Way way way cuter than Blue I.V.
But spending a fortune on clothes for a behbeh friend is ridiculous. Little 'uns should be dressed in clothes that encourage them to run around, dig in the sand box, crawl on the floor and explore and designer togs are just not made to be comfy for those sorts of activities.
Thumb #9, I could just eat her fatness.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Fat little cow, time she went on a diet.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 6:31pm.
Stories about excessive consumption by celebrities always play well after a national disaster like Sandy. Posh needs to cut a TV spot "We are sending you all of Harper Seven's day old wear, Staten Island! No! No need to thank us! Off your knees!"
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I agree. Such conspicuous comsumption is nothing short of vulgar even in the best of times...but trash with money will be trash with money. They can't help it. They're determined to make up for their trashiness with such absurd displays of wealth when in reality it just highlights it.
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Suri Cruise, "beautiful"? Um....well, considering Katie Holmes (average at best) is her mother and her father (whatever sperm tube they chose at the bank) is suspect, this statement seems a bit...grandiose.
But hey, live and let live... I suppose to some Harper might look like a cabbage patch doll.
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Well, this day has turned to total butt-dust.
Stories about excessive consumption by celebrities always play well after a national disaster like Sandy. Posh needs to cut a TV spot "We are sending you all of Harper Seven's day old wear, Staten Island! No! No need to thank us! Off your knees!"
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 6:22pm.
what an ugly child. Suri is beautiful. This one looks like a butcher's wife
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You said butcher's wife! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*. Now I think that kid is beautiful and cute as a button, but I'm sorry, butcher's wife was funny as shit! I'm totally stealing that and using it every chance I get!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
what an ugly child. Suri is beautiful. This one looks like a butcher's wife
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Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 5:55pm.
The sight of this one makes me hungry. Honestly, whenever I see a photo of Posh, I need to go have a snack.
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Man, I know what you mean. I usta feel the same way back in the day when they usta have those 'After School Specials' on and it was about anorexia or bulemia. That shit made my tiger ass HONGRY and I was a skinny assed kid too, but watchin' those bulemic bitches MEAL they asses on Snickers bars and Lay's potato chips made my mouth water. I usta put the grub AWAY watchin' that mess. I'd change the chanel when the barf scenes came on though. Me no likey to watch barfing even if it's fake. No gracias.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The sight of this one makes me hungry. Honestly, whenever I see a photo of Posh, I need to go have a snack.
And those little cheeks on her behbayy are so chewable! What a doll.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 5:02pm.
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I know how you feel, Hekki. Our boys were the first grand kids on both sides so I had to use what everyone else liked.
It wasn't until they went to school and wore uniforms that couldn't be bought where my MIL lived that it started easing off, plus more grand kids were around by then.
Posh looks fantastic here.
I can't get all het up about the expense, because it's their money. Frankly, no one would be better off if they dressed her in rags. If you don't like seeing it in this economy, then you should get angry at the factors that make this level of affluence increasingly unobtainable. Don't be mad at someone for reminding you that the current situation is shitty.