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The Echidna's four-headed penis!
While looking through the most important news source in the world, The Daily Mail, last night, I came across pictures of an adorable 40-day-old rescued baby echidna who sort of looks like a freshly waxed ashy nutsack with a flat dick nose and dot eyes (like Millhouse without his glasses on!). Pictures of the adorably ugly echidna are below and you can just go directly there if you really don't need a side of four-headed wang with your Monday morning cup of UGH today. So, I was all ready to make that baby echidna HSOTD, but while doing research on this highly important story, I came across something even better: the echidna's four-headed peen! It's got four tiny heads, which means every echidna dick has its own boy band on it. Why haven't I heard of this four-headed peen before?! That could've been my Halloween costume.
The video above might give me daymares, because no, I don't like how that human hand is tickling a wet boner out of that echidna, but I guess he's doing it to show us the wiggling four-headed crotch monster in all its terrifying glory. The way it blooms out of that echidna's crotch is more horrifying than watching the four-headed Kuntrashian monster (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kris) pose on the red carpet. If your eyes need a close-up of an echidna dick, here's one, and here's an even closer one. It sort of looks like something I had during dim sum this weekend.
Lil' Wayne and KFed really don't have shit on the echidna's baby-making skills. The dude echidna's peen has four heads, but the lady echidna's reproductive tract only has two branches. So the dude echidna uses two heads on one lady echidna and ten seconds after he uses the other two heads on a different lady echidna. Imagine foreplay. The lady echidna must have the strongest neck on the planet, because bitch has to bob from dick head to dick head. ("Yeah, lick the head, baby." - dude echidna "Which head, you dumb ass?" - lady echidna)
Some have called the echidna's dick one of the most terrifying dicks in the world, but who ever said that obviously hasn't seen John Bobbitt's porn.
And the echidna is one of the only mammals that can lay eggs and squirt out leche. The echidna can make its own scrambled eggs! On that note, enjoy breakfast as you enjoy this four-headed echidna peen.
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Prehensile four-pronged penis, or as Spielberg calls it, E.T.
How's he tickling the little peen out of him? He's very good at it!
You're right MK, that would make a good costume. You could hang an arm out of the crotch and wiggle your fingers, call it a day, lol. ;p
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Oh. Ew. Ok, I learned something new today. *grimace*
that is some bestiality shit going on right there!
but i think we can all agree that he definitely is a grower
Why oh why did I watch that video. Creepy and gross!
What in the April-fresh fuck?
MK you just reminded me of the Puggle toys we all had in Australia as kids of the 80s, based on baby echnidnas
http://www.thelostforests.com.au/Puggle/All-about-Puggle-and-more/-The-S...
Jesus .. that thing's a like a sprinkler head. Truth is stranger than fiction for sure ..
That.is.repulsive.
I can't unwatch that, I wish I could.
That man deliberately giving it a bone on needs his hand chopping off.
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Not watching. *covers eyes*
I will say that the pics accurately portray what my asshole felt like this weekend after partaking in fast food for the first time in nearly five months. In short, Angry Whopper Jr.=Very Angry bunghole. Not my best idea.
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The fuck did I just watch??!? You know that David Cronenberg and Guillermo Del Toro have based one of their movie creatures on an Echidna peen. Animal pr0n... not cool!
I'm at work, so I can't watch the video (probably for the best...). The pictures of the echidna baby are adorable though.
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Part of me wants some eye bleach, part wants to see that 4-head in action. I know, it's too early for this.
I found out about this 4 headed peen armadillo two years ago. But it comes from Oz, and they have the weirdest fucking animals on the planet, so this make sense.
WHT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
A 4 headed peen is NOT cool.
i'm half expecting Sigourney Weaver to burst into the room and put that thing down with some serious firepower.
MK, you must have misunderstood... we were asking for more Birthday Sluts peen, like the Dolph Lundgrun link from the other day. NOT. THIS. NOT. EVER.
Glad I didn't click. The things you learn on Dlisted!
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
skinny fat -- I agree. Poor little thing thought it was going to get its freak on and the dude was just showing off what a freaky peen it has. I also agree with tonicbitch; way too early for this kind of stuff -- I was not expecting something so bizarre. Poor baby.
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I need a link clicking intervention. :(
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 11:48am.
O.o
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Hahaha! :P
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It looks like a baby elephant in the 4th thumb.
It's too early for this.
looks like this shit I caught back in the 80's...
*tosses poor bastard a booster shot and an ice pack*
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Yesterday, PETA's genital salad, and now this. I'm swearing off penii forever.
(Not really.)
But still, yuck!
Submitted by Juniperjump on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 11:26am.
Why oh god why did I press play on that?
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*shudders*
I thought it was a paw or something at first. BRAIN BLEACH!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 11:33am.
Makes out shopping list after viewing: Buy Ginger.
Bahaha
I don't know... what?? And they both seemed to be enjoying that just a leeeetle too much.
leave the poor little thing alone. god, humans really suck sometimes.
Makes out shopping list after viewing: Buy Ginger.
No. That thing is gross.
Why oh god why did I press play on that?