Cameron Diaz Tried To Get Her Some RPattz
Six seconds after this picture was taken, Cameron Diaz drunkenly slurred into Robert Pattinson's ear, "So are you going to Pattzin' up my bubbly by dipping your sparkle rod in my flute or what?"
UsWeekly says that DiGiorno-faced Cameron Diaz tried to get into Robert Pattinson's panties at LACMA's Art + Film Gala in L.A. on October 27th. RPattz, seen below at Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, is apparently back with Kristen Stewart, but that didn't stop horny ass Cammy from trying to get a chance to viciously hump the unicorns out of his hair. Some source says that Cameron went hard, "She was pretty obvious. Cam was seated next to Rob at dinner. She was touching his arm, doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard. He was polite, but not having it."
Cameron, you simple ho, that's not how you make the sparkles on RPattz's peen twinkle something extra. If you want to lure RPattz in, you have to sulk in the corner and when you're not chewing on the plastic leaves on the fake ficus tree next to you, you should mumble about how you hate life and everything in it. Whenever somebody tries to talk to you, hiss at them with your eyes and then blankly stare off into the distance like a slow dyslexic sloth trying to sing the alphabet backwards. RPattz will slowly start looking your own way and then cinch the deal by letting a married director hump your butt. BOOM. Before you know it, you'll be pulling fiber optic pubes out of your mouth while giving RPattz a beej in the men's bathroom.
Or Cameron can get RPattz by topping the deal he has with Kristen Stewart during the next FCB (Fake Celebrity Boyfriend) Draft.
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LOOOVE "blankly stare off into the distance like a slow dyslexic sloth trying to sing the alphabet backwards"!!!
I just don't get the appeal of him.
@ Lucy & MissJane,
I too thought she was drop dead gorgeous in The Mask, really, really beautiful. But not long after that movie I saw some pics of her and she looked AWFUL! I realised that she had TONS of makeup on in The Mask. Like I mean she had layers & layers of foundation on. Makeup can be soooooo misleading. I know this from personal experience lol.
Shit, I thought that was Courtney Love with RPatz!
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Jesus Christ. Mrs. Havisham hitting on Sparkle Vamp? Sad.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Good lord. Cameron Diaz looks like Martha Stewart.
She was so gorgeous in her youth. She indulged too much in sun, booze, drugs and bad guys. But not everybody ages that well, regardless. I thought Audrey Hepburn was beautiful when she was very young, but had already become "handsome" by her 30s. Some folks would disagree with me though.
As for her humping on RPatz, meh, I think she could have better taste than that. I just cringe for her because I used to indulge in that kind of straight on flirting only when I was really young and at the height of my pussy powers. I couldn't do it now without feeling foolish. Not trying to be ageist. Just that I simply don't have the same effect on guys as I did when I was in my early twenties. I can't recapture it in my 30s, so I won't try to. That's just the shitty part of getting older.
Me thinks Cammie's over sized cheek implants are MELTING. Poor RPatz is like 'get this drunk old lady off of me." in that pic. Oh Cammy.
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 9:39pm.
Cammie ws never attractive as she always had that gob. I don think I've seen another pic where she looks more like the creepy old lady (that the child turns into) in The Others than this one.
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She was smokin' hot in "The Mask". I'm shocked how she let herself go, but still acts like she's just as hot. Naw, bitch, you hit the wall YEARS ago.
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Cammie ws never attractive as she always had that gob. I don think I've seen another pic where she looks more like the creepy old lady (that the child turns into) in The Others than this one.
Coming Soon: TLC's EXTREME COUGARS. CAMERON DIAS EDITION. You know she's gonna be one. And that wonky cocaine nose job will just get wonkier with age...unless she wonks it up again with more wonky plastic surgery. Either way, ALL shades of HELL YEEEEEEEEAS.
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he is obviously gay, why would she bother
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Noody looks good in that color, and it just makes her look like a botoxed memaw on the prowl.
Why is she wearing Phyllis Diller's bathrobe?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:50pm.
Yeah, because nothing says "wanna fuck?" like a clown in a dress the color of a freshly-hawked loogie or a freshly-blown booger.
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if you look close, I think she's got a receding hairline going on
Cameron Diaz's vag is like a rite of passage for any upcoming hollywood stars and celebs. Only after you passed through that vag areyou officially an A lister. Maybe they can make it part of hollywood's official thing you know - combine the holylwood sign and her vagina. Like here is growman's, here the walk of fame and here is the famous Cameron Diaz vagina seen and used by many and if you want to be part of the a listers, you will pass through there too.
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Actually, I thought that was Martha Stewart at first!
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You make the sparkles on his peen twinkle by magically changing genders.
Yeah, because nothing says "wanna fuck?" like a clown in a dress the color of a freshly-hawked loogie or a freshly-blown booger.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 3:39pm.
Didn't you know Bambam? All women secretly wish to be married with 2.5 kids by 25. Any attraction to men past that age means they are desperate clingy crazy women who should just give up and start collecting cats and mumus!!!!!!!!!
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I think Bea Arthur was wearing that same outfit on an episode of Maude I watched last night.
Submitted by AitchCS on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 4:10pm.
BamBAm:
This is D-listed DUHHHHHHHHH
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And that means what? That s'posed to explain things to me?
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He looks like a dork. Just sayin'.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
doesn't cammie fly across time zones for peen?
CLEARLY rpattz doesn't allow his peen to be "manhandled" by the ladies...
and gah, i like cammie and all, but she looks like his mother standing beside him...
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What about this seems desperate? She was out, she saw him, liked what she saw, she made some moves, sent some signals and he didn't bite.
So where in this does she appear desperate? She's 40 years old, looks good and at the very least hoped to hook up with a young guy for a night, maybe. Happens all the time in settings like this, so where does she appear desperate?
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Meh, he really ain't all that. Cam must be starting to have macular degeneration or something.
She used to be so gorgeous. You can really see the hollywood lifestyle taking it's toll though.
How desperate.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I love Cameron.
PEPPER FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I always thought Cam was so cute in an All-American fun girl with a fit body kind of way. It seems like after Timberlake she went down hill. I'm sure having to be a she-male to keep ARod happy didn't help. Now she's got the squirel implant cheeks and looks older than her age. She needs to put on a few pounds, start dating some non-celebrity guy and enjoy her life. She's not going to find any fun going after this boring dishrag who clearly prefers the peen.
DiGiorno (!!!) faces don't tend to age well. I just watched Vivien Leigh in "The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone" from 1961, with her as a rich widow in love with Warren Beatty, who played a Roman gigilo.
This image of Cammie and RPutz reminds me of that movie.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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He's gay. Nothing wrong with that. Just own it.
Er...isn't she old enough to be his grandmother?
not a cameron fan but man does she come off as desperate or what? from the neck up she hasn't aged well at all. just another over 40 actress trying to cling to her youth.
@Lucifer_Sam and @Imfamous, in fact it's PR stunt. It's so obvious. There are pics of them every day since promo start. Not one month before. All is so fake and staged. They're so private but they're in bars in Hollywood with a lot of papz and always with friends. It's a circus.
I used to like her until she allowed herself to be tainted by the scourge known as A-Rod. She was a breathtaking beauty, but now looks like Kim D on TRHONJ.
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The RPatz/KStew fauxmance is tedious. I care not for either, but am insulted by the media's constant reporting of their 'reconciliation' - give us a little credit. We're not all dumb fucks. They are co-workers, probably friends and certainly not dating. It's called PR. That cretinous pile of dribbly shit film needs all the help it can get.
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"is apparently back with Kristen Stewart,". You know, it's promo time and Summit have to sell the last shitty movie. All the promo is about their off screen relationship. Yeah, soooo real. Fake relationship, PR stunt and two losers without talent.
I guess he's not into bangin ventriloquist dummies cause that face needs a hand ups it's ass.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 2:29pm.
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Exactly my reason for liking her regardless, because of The Mask. She was beautiful back then and I agree about the body fat thing. Unfortunately these days having ANY body fat means someone is going to call you fat so you get women having sharp angles instead of soft curves.
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Can't she find a nice older banker? Financial analyst? Real estate mogul?